Your first post on Ozgolf

[henno]

What was your first post?

Somewhat predictably, mine was correcting someone's grammar (http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/10026-All-Hail-3Balls?p=233217&viewfull=1#post233217).

Perci just wanted to tell everyone how much of a ho he is (http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/3578-Hi-Im-Perci-and-im-a-Ho-apperantly.?p=69839&viewfull=1#post69839).

What did you want to say to the world, once you had joined?

[Dotty]

1st was in 'What putter do you use?' to cybersquat the username.

2nd was 6 months later to expose a viral marketer.

[PeteyD]

I can;t remember what I posted 10 minutes ago.

[razaar]

Mine was my introduction. 1,000+ posts later in this welcoming thread, I had a pretty good idea what the forum was about.:lol:

[3oneday]

What PD said.

[Yossarian]

The welcome forum I believe, something about de Tocqueville and why democratic states turn their citizens into whores sucking on the tit that is public funding.

[PeteyD]

Mine was my introduction. 1,000+ posts later in this welcoming thread, I had a pretty good idea what the forum was about.:lol:

I remember this one went off the rails a bit!

[sms316]

It had some good graphics at one point.

[sms316]

Hey folks,

Some of you know me, some of you don't. I'm a particularly overweight 1 marker from Canberra who is looking to move to Brisbane in early 2009 all things being equal.

Dunno which club I will join (but that is a topic for later), but have heard good things about Keperra.

Cheers,
sms

That turned out to be prophetic!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Tongueboy]

what was Zig's last post?

[sms316]

I could quote it, but I doubt it would last long on here!

[mudrat]

This is my first post......

[Tongueboy]

This is my first post......

i remember that! and gidday

[markTHEblake]

How to find? searching my own posts only goes back the last 100.

[Golfnut]

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/10534-Newbie-on-the-course

Ha, great responce I got too....mind you I probably dribbled enough in my first post to scare most of you off. What a newb :lol:

Never did get to thank you Scottt for the warm welcome :roll:

[Bruce]

The search function is only good for a year or so - it struggles at 5 years or greater

[Flowergirl]

:twisted:No idea!!! But it probably was smutty!!!:twisted:

[Moe Norman]

Mine was confirming attendance at the 2005 champs (I think)

[Dennis]

Mine was a classic...one for the history books

...but cant link to it for some reason??
(http://www.ozgolf.net/9042-A-New-Face-Says-Hello?p=209381&viewfull=1#post209381)

[henno]

The search function is only good for a year or so - it struggles at 5 years or greater

You just need to sort by post date and ascending.

[AndyP]

I think it sorts it by the last post date of the thread that you made your first post in. I couldn't find my first.

[henno]

I sorted by thread start date. So it's not perfect, but only takes a minute or two to work it out (unless you post a lot in years-old threads).

Do you not believe this is your first:

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/1-Pick-my-putter?p=10&viewfull=1#post10

[Scottt]

Mine would have been some friendly welcome thread post, being really nice to all the people I would very quickly offend with a thread about the wonders of pornography.

[AndyP]

I sorted by thread start date. So it's not perfect, but only takes a minute or two to work it out (unless you post a lot in years-old threads).

Do you not believe this is your first:

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/1-Pick-my-putter?p=10&viewfull=1#post10I doubt it. I was one of the first on here, so it would have been in some thread about the forum startup. This thread would have been bumped for sure.

[henno]

Sort by thread start date; bumping means nothing. (There is one called "Hi :)" but your posts in there were after that one.)

[AndyP]

Damn! It's disappointing that my first post was about equipment.

[pom]

Think mine was About Getting a game in Brisbane Xmas 08. Hux answered the call.
Nope. strangely enough my first post was in the welcome forum.

[Jarro]

I think mine would've been about how big a shithole ISG was

[Yossarian]

I support that post.

[Eag's]

I did a bit of digging today and found one of my first posts back on may 8th 2004.
It was in one of the first Oz Golf Toowoomba days :)

[Webster]

I think this (http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/2376-Crap-Golfers-and-Tour-Quality-Gear-Is-it-a-good-idea?highlight=tour+gear)little thread was my first post on ozgolf.

[Yossarian]

Spotted a spelling error already there jack...

[henno]

Spotted a spelling error already there jack...

Are you questioning Jacks English competancy?

[Webster]

Spotted a spelling error already there jack...

damn, I'd go back and change it but Andyp locked the thread 5 years ago

[markTHEblake]

competancy?
To the Sin Bin!

oh thats right, you are already there

[henno]

To the Sin Bin!

oh thats right, you are already there

You also missed the missing possessive apostrophe...

... not to mention the fact that both of those errors were entirely intentional (there's a reason I chose to misspell that particular word, competency).

[Daves]

To the Sin Bin!

oh thats right, you are already there

You are letting him off lightly, what about the missing apostrophe?

Edit - I guess that is because you don't use them yourself!"

[markTHEblake]

You also missed the missing possessive apostrophe...
I dont even know whats a possessive apostrophe. :oops:

and there i was last night trying to figure out what these tenses are (and cannot); perfect, pluperfect, conversive imperfect. Stuff me, when did they teach this crap? I must have done drugs at high school, cos I dont remember a thing, including that bit about being on drugs.

I might have to try english for dummies.


... not to mention the fact that both of those errors were entirely intentional How can we tell? (surely you are not that good that we must assume any mistake is deliberate 8-) )

[henno]

How can we tell?

Yoss pointed out that Jack spelled competency wrong in his first post. I then spelled competency wrong while defending Jack's English competency. How much more do you need?

Oh, there is this only an hour or two ago as well:


What was the score, i was going to watch the game but this hangover was far to powerful.


Learn the difference between to/too/two!


I now the difference.


Now your just being silly. Some people really need to work on there English.

[Eag's]

Oh FFS!! you blokes can dribble some crap about nothing :roll:

[markTHEblake]

Yoss pointed out that Jack spelled competency wrong in his first post. I then spelled competency wrong while defending Jack's English competency. How much more do you need?

Forgiven (begrudgingly)

The chances of me remembering more than two posts above the one I am just reading is fairly remote, thats why I missed it.


Oh, there is this only an hour or two ago as well:

Now that you have lined them up, its funny. Can you do that with all your posts?

I do prefer threaded posts, like in newsgroups, but whenever I try to set the forum that way it just seemed so dyslexic.

[goughy]

Think mine was is this thread!
http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/4-Holes-in-one

[virge666]

I can;t remember what I posted 10 minutes ago.

+1.

Something witty and inciteful not doubt.

:)

[Iain]

Gee this is good to be able post around people with a sense of humour 8) can I make spelling mistakes here :D nobody tell damo :wink: :D


If anyone tries to correct you on your spelling we'll remove what they had to say. Sounds fair?

So Goughy, you going to delete 3/4's of Henno's posts now?!! :lol:

Or was that offer only for Kev!!

[Yossarian]

+1.

Something witty and inciteful not doubt.

:)

Insightful or trying to incite debate? ;)

[LarryLong]

I explained the meaning of life, but it turned into a shitstorm and the thread got deleted.

[Yossarian]

I think this (http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/2376-Crap-Golfers-and-Tour-Quality-Gear-Is-it-a-good-idea?highlight=tour+gear)little thread was my first post on ozgolf.

:lol:

This is awesome.

[Courty]

Finally tracked down my first:


Aha, the plot thickens.:shock: My inbox has been devoid of ISG reply notifications lately.:roll: Now I know why(thanks to a quick message from Onewood)
I'm getting some serious deja vu looking at the users in here :D
Cairns' first ISG day on the 8th of May has been cancelled, and a new event has been scheduled. Cairns' first Ozgolf.net day! :D

[Eag's]

That's how I found out about Oz Golf as well Courty, good old Onewood :)

[markTHEblake]

My first post was #74 on the forum, even though it had only been open for a few hours, 71 of the others were Jarros

It would appear I personal attacked the Forum Admin. Fortunately at that time I dont think he knew how to ban anyone!

you buggar goughy

p.s. this wasnt goughy's first post but it shows, nothing changed from day #1

I think we should run a prize and only let people with 100 posts or more enter. Come to think of it, that would mean by tomorrow morning jarro would be the only person able to qualify

and here is an example of the worst suggestion ever, why invite women to our golf forum?


We don't want this to be an all Qld affair, so invitations should go abroad.
Fishman Dan, golfgirl and amanda come to mind.