WTF: No way you're off ?

[Ferrins]

Have you played with an Ozgolfer who's handicap doesn't seem to match up.

[Captain Nemo]

wtf?

[Ferrins]

Tex, without the attempted tour recoveries would be way lower.

[Ferrins]

I thought Henno was on the tour until I saw him tee off.

[BrisVegas]

golfer69, poidda, choppa.... the list is long.

[sms316]

Fishman Dan.

But unlike everyone else who is being named so far, he ain't a burgler.

[Captain Nemo]

Zig!
His golflink had him at 22 i think, but f me, he couldnt break 100 in 10 go's i reckon!

[henno]

Iain. The was he hits his long irons would make a scratch-marker jealous. Him being off 9 or 10 is a joke.

[Daves]

Iain. The was he hits his long irons would make a scratch-marker jealous. Him being off 9 or 10 is a joke.

11 yesterday actually, but I think he might have lost 0.2 to bring him back under 10.5.

[Captain Nemo]

By all reports from his new swing coach, he will be a scratch marker sooner than later!

[Iain]

Still off 11, CCR according to golflink was 70....

[Daves]

Still off 11, CCR according to golflink was 70....

Burglar!:lol: They announced it as a CCR of 71 at the presentations, but that wouldn't have moved you either I just realised. Double burglar and Sandbagger!:roll::mrgreen:

[Minor_Threat]

Pup..
I thought he was ready for the tour! Then he played Newcastle..

[ParMaster]

:)

Newcastle isn't a super hard course, but there really aren't many birdie opportunities..

And on the black tee day it's torture (in a fun kind of way). ;)

[poidda]

Golfer69. He should be off the red markers as he plays like a bitch!

[Iain]

Burglar!:lol: They announced it as a CCR of 71 at the presentations, but that wouldn't have moved you either I just realised. Double burglar and Sandbagger!:roll::mrgreen:

No way am I a sandbagger!!! :oops:

[Minor_Threat]

:)

Newcastle isn't a super hard course, but there really aren't many birdie opportunities..

And on the black tee day it's torture (in a fun kind of way). ;)Par 80 for you Pup.. ;)

[BrisVegas]

Par 80 for you Pup.. ;)

sheesh, I'm gonna need some extra shots then if we're gonna have a sidebet.... :shock:

[Eag's]

For me it would have to be Kpac no doubt.
He swings it like a low single figures marker.

[sms316]

Raining here. Never mind.

[henno]

He has.

[Tex]

Tex, without the attempted tour recoveries would be way lower.

Got to agree, I am sick and tired of being off 20 something (26 now :roll:) reckon I would suit about 18 at the most. Got to get it togther soon for a whole round :oops:

[Jarro]

Ned Kelly

'nuff said

[BrisVegas]

Ned Kelly

'nuff said

Nah ned's crap i reckon. :wink:

has he won any ozgolf majors?

[sms316]

Ned's a fair call. I seriously thought he played off 18 until he told me otherwise.

And this was late into out second game when he set me straight.

[MegaWatty]

Bushka....26 with a swing like that!

[Hux]

Can I nominate myself. I should be off 36 the way I am hitting it at present!

[Tex]

Can I nominate myself. I should be off 36 the way I am hitting it at present!
Fine by me just keep it that way until the end of the year :razz:

[adlo]

Bruce Dickinson.

Swing is pure, hits it a mile and straight. If he put any work into the short game he'd be off 5-6.

[ddasey]

Can I nominate myself. I should be off 36 the way I am hitting it at present!


Fine by me just keep it that way until the end of the year :razz:

What Tex said :mrgreen:

[Yossarian]

Bruce Dickinson.

Swing is pure, hits it a mile and straight. If he put any work into the short game he'd be off 5-6.


+1

Can we nominate TF? :mrgreen:

[mike]

Ned Kelly
Cookie

[mike]

... and haysey

[henno]

I think I'm with SMS - I don't think Ned's the uber-burgler he's made out to be. He's given me a touch-up a couple of times, but his handicap is far from over-inflated. To me it's a bit like giving jarro shit for being midget, when he really isn't. It's funnier because it's not really accurate. Although I did think the putting with a wedge was a bit suss before I played with Ned, but now I realise it's only because he is no good with an actual putter. ;)

On the other hand Hux should be at least 6 better, and Tex should be about 10 better.

[grandmasterb]

I've only played with Braddles and Kingslayer and i can say that Braddles "should" be off 2 shots less with how good his swing is but he gets his backside handed to him everytime he plays his old course.

And Matt, well considering the bloke plays once every few months and maintains a handicap around 4 is pretty impressive.

Myself, having just gone to 5 id say i should actually be playing off 10ish with my swing and club selection habits...

[markTHEblake]

There isnt any burglars in Ozgolf, some people play to their handicaps more often and others just get jealous.

[haysey]

... and haysey



Yep, I should be off 18 with my swing:oops:



Edit: And Tommo:twisted:

[Courty]

Bruce. Nice smooth swing and doesn't miss by much. Everytime I've played with him he's beaten his handicap. Maybe I just bring the best out in my playing partners. ;)

[Johnny Canuck]

I've played with Just a couple of times and he hits it much purer than his handicap indicates. He'd be my first pick for an ambrose day.

Yoss will drop his handicap once he learns course management and plays a few comps. He hits long and solid for a 23 capper.

Aldo has improved heaps in the past 6 months and his handicap is probably 3 or 4 too high. He's gained about 30m on his drives with the swing alterations he was discussing on here.

[AndyP]

As usual in these threads it's all about the long game dictating the perceived handicap. Chances are most of these guys that you mention, can't chip or putt.

[BrisVegas]

As usual in these threads it's all about the long game dictating the perceived handicap. Chances are most of these guys that you mention, can't chip or putt.

in that case, I note with pride that nobody has nominated me!:lol:

[Hux]

I think I'm with SMS - I don't think Ned's the uber-burgler he's made out to be. He's given me a touch-up a couple of times, but his handicap is far from over-inflated. To me it's a bit like giving jarro shit for being midget, when he really isn't. It's funnier because it's not really accurate. Although I did think the putting with a wedge was a bit suss before I played with Ned, but now I realise it's only because he is no good with an actual putter. ;)

On the other hand Hux should be at least 6 better, and Tex should be about 10 better.

lol

Yeah mate I should be off 30 not 36 :mrgreen:

And you are right - Neddy can put a few damn good iron shots into the target but get him on the green and he putts as bad as me. Actually maybe worse from a distance. His 8-12 foot range is a real achilles and reckon he would be off at least a couple better if he cured that...
He is on the other hand an excellent partner in a bet...he was very quick to team up with my old man against Addo and I...two betting sharks in a pond with guppies :smt108

[Iain]

As usual in these threads it's all about the long game dictating the perceived handicap. Chances are most of these guys that you mention, can't chip or putt.

Wouldn't that be because if you can chip and putt well you'd be playing of a decent hcp??

[Eag's]

lol

Yeah mate I should be off 30 not 36 :mrgreen:

And you are right - Neddy can put a few damn good iron shots into the target but get him on the green and he putts as bad as me. Actually maybe worse from a distance. His 8-12 foot range is a real achilles and reckon he would be off at least a couple better if he cured that...
He is on the other hand an excellent partner in a bet...he was very quick to team up with my old man against Addo and I...two betting sharks in a pond with guppies :smt108

Stevie Wonder putts better than you mate ;)

[Hux]

in that case, I note with pride that nobody has nominated me!:lol:

Yeah Vegas...he consistently plays to handicap, he obviously has a lot of talent and could be on single figures. If only he could chip.... :mrgreen:

[BrisVegas]

thanks Moby.

[Hux]

Stevie Wonder putts better than you mate ;)

Only on short, medium or long ones :mrgreen:

[henno]

I'll be the first to say your long ones are beauties. Almost anything between 10-30 feet is going to be close enough to the hole. It's the 1-2 footer you're left with where you get all wobbly and the wheels fall off.

[Hux]

thanks Moby.

Let's face it you aren't special (pronouced with a ghey lisp) enough to make this list :lol:

Your game is too solid to make this list - never seem to have really bad rounds but have a few really good ones that show if you have time/desire you would be playing off less. You will never make the list as a sandbagger!

[razaar]

I am surprised that the matchplay lads haven't twigged to the thread starters hidden agenda here. Or is it my suspicious mind at work?
;)

Poor old Ned copped some, unfairly IMO. It takes talent to keep the mind on the game during play and still manage to keep abreast of what is happening in the cyber world.;)

[goughy]

in that case, I note with pride that nobody has nominated me!:lol:

You were my first thought BV, but since I haven't seen you play for a while, or anyone for that matter, or myself, I felt it prudent I don't comment.

But you're not a burglar BV. You're the Joker!!!!

[Dennis]

sms

no way he is off 1

more like 10

[Fishman Dan]

Fishman Dan.

But unlike everyone else who is being named so far, he ain't a burgler.

There aren't enough shots available to me on grown ups courses.

I'd be a solid 22 marker these days. Mind you I putt like a Pro (and I don't even own a Scotty!).

[Fishman Dan]

Zig!
His golflink had him at 22 i think, but f me, he couldnt break 100 in 10 go's i reckon!

Perhaps a little unfair. He struck the ball well when we had a game at Chrissy, but he'd driven miles and was just about asleep on his feet by the end of the day.

He struck me as one of those 22 markers who is going to go out one day soon and have 46 points.

[virge666]

Haysey would be my pick...

How the hell does he play of 10 - he should be off at least 16 !!

[razaar]

Haysey would be my pick...

How the hell does he play of 10 - he should be off at least 16 !!
It has to be the Lajosi.

[Iain]

Haysey would be my pick...

How the hell does he play of 10 - he should be off at least 16 !!

You mean 7....:shock:

[henno]

Haysey would be my pick...

How the hell does he play off 7 - he should be off at least 16 !!

Fixed. 8-)

[solarman]

Haysey would be my pick...

How the hell does he play of 10 - he should be off at least 16 !!

he's off 7 now and really giving me the craps about it every day

[virge666]

You mean 7....:shock:


You are dead set ****ing kidding me !!!

That is truly an act of God.

So what is Tomson playing off ?? +5 ? And what has he done with my Vokey ?

[Topdog]

Bruce Dickinson.

Swing is pure, hits it a mile and straight. If he put any work into the short game he'd be off 5-6.


+1

Best ball striker over 3 handicap I have ever seen.

Bloody good with the texas wedge :twisted:

He played the first 4 holes in one under par in our match play.

His swing is smoother then a Hugh grant chat up line.

He won the longest drive with a 274m ( by gps) drive.

Every shot was great to watch except the wedge to the 18 green ( FOUR everyone in the bar ).

11 handicap , must have missed the decimal point between the one's :roll:

[haysey]

You are dead set ****ing kidding me !!!

That is truly an act of God.



I've sold my soul to the devil:mrgreen:




So what is Tomson playing off ??


21:wink:

[BrisVegas]

off topic i know, but congrats on the hcap haysey! you and I can play each other off the bat now. :cool:

[Courty]

Go Dion. 8)

[goughy]

So BV and Hasey in a bat off???? :o

[Lucasto23]

the horror of it all

[haysey]

off topic i know, but congrats on the hcap haysey! you and I can play each other off the bat now. :cool:


Thanks Dion. But a 7 at Brookwater well and truly trumps a 7 at Cairns:wink:



Go Dion. 8)


Wanker:roll:




So BV and Hasey in a bat off???? :o


the horror of it all


Oh the humanity:wink:

[Tomson]

Have you cleaned your bag yet????

[adlo]

I've played with Just a couple of times and he hits it much purer than his handicap indicates. He'd be my first pick for an ambrose day.

Yoss will drop his handicap once he learns course management and plays a few comps. He hits long and solid for a 23 capper.

Aldo has improved heaps in the past 6 months and his handicap is probably 3 or 4 too high. He's gained about 30m on his drives with the swing alterations he was discussing on here.
Cheers JC. The game has improved, but the lack of comp golf and the occasional brain melt is holding me back from dropping at least a shot or two.

We have discussed Just a few times and I agree. If he sorted out himself on the greens he'd lose some strokes very quickly.

Yoss, well last weekend said it all. 2 stroke rounds and 2 MASSIVE blowout holes. If the comp was stableford, he would have lost 3.9 strokes over 2 days. Instead he lost zip.

As usual in these threads it's all about the long game dictating the perceived handicap. Chances are most of these guys that you mention, can't chip or putt.
Quite often the case. My nomination of Bruce D falls into this category.



Best ball striker over 3 handicap I have ever seen.
His swing is smoother then a Hugh grant chat up line.



That one liner is a classic.... Bruce should throw that one in the sig.
Truth be told, he is one of the best ball strikers I have ever played with. Top 3 I'd say.

[haysey]

Have you cleaned your bag yet????


Three words. Go. Get. Can you guess the third:smt013

[Tomson]

Three words. Go. Get. Can you guess the third:smt013

Going??? I'm sure what you mean:mrgreen:

[BrisVegas]

Thanks Dion. But a 7 at Brookwater well and truly trumps a 7 at Cairns:wink:

err, no it doesn't. That's what the CCR is all about. It's supposed to be a level playing field.

[haysey]

err, no it doesn't. That's what the CCR is all about. It's supposed to be a level playing field.


You're right of course. Lets get it on then:wink:

[Ferrins]

A 7 handicap at a tricked up course is still a 7 marker. Courses like Brookwater are harder for the uninitiated but with applied course management from local knowledge of the layout it's just the same as anywhere else.

[markTHEblake]

Wankers, a bloke has a birdie and he is a scratch golfer now.

Every dog has his day.

[Johnny Canuck]

As usual in these threads it's all about the long game dictating the perceived handicap. Chances are most of these guys that you mention, can't chip or putt.


According to Aldo's "Rate your game" thread, about 90 percent of OzGolfers are awesome putters.

It must be the chipping.

[Tex]

Wankers, a bloke has a birdie and he is a scratch golfer now.

Every dog has his day.

What's 'a birdie'? :lol:

[sms316]

The thread starter playing off nine sounds like a con to me.

[Lucasto23]

Agreed

[razaar]

The thread starter playing off nine sounds like a con to me.

Isn't he working on reaching 19 and winning everything.;)

[Yossarian]

Golfnut, getting tour level up and downs off 24!

[Ferrins]

[QUOTE=sms316;477657]The thread starter playing off nine sounds like a con to me.[/QUOT

Off 8 now, 7 soon and 6 if I keep the driver in the boot.

It's too hard to consistently shot high scores so it's back to conventional ideals of shooting lower.

[henno]

It's too hard to consistently shot high scores

I'll show you how. Just add one part flub and two parts cold top, mix in a bit of custard head and you have the perfect recipe.

[idgolfguy]

Golfnut, getting tour level up and downs off 24!
Awesome chipping at times from GN when he's not thinking of mechanics.

[Moe Norman]

if people are going to keep bumping this thread, can we correct the stupid spelling error in the title please.

It's really annoying me for some reason

[henno]

if people are going to keep bumping this thread, can we correct the stupid spelling error in the title please.

It's really annoying me for some reason

Finally... Thankyou!

[Courty]

Title fixed for the spelling nazi's. ;)

[mike]

Title fixed for the spelling nazi's. ;)Courty please tell me you meant that apostrophe.

[henno]

Courty please tell me you meant that apostrophe.

I was assuming he did, hence the wink.

[mike]

I hope he meant it.

[Golfnut]

Golfnut, getting tour level up and downs off 24!


Awesome chipping at times from GN when he's not thinking of mechanics.

Cheers lads :D

[AndyP]

Title fixed for the spelling nazi's. ;)That's abuse of power.

[Ferrins]

Well done Jarro on the Nudgee win.

[Hux]

Well done Jarro on the Nudgee win.

Did Jarro go and play a second round yesterday or was there a NAGA for the plate???

:-)

[jaybam]

Theres no way Hux should be on 21.




MAybe 41 lol ;)

[Hux]

Cool so does that mean you will give me 31 shots in the MP?

I certainly am not too humble to accept any extras you feel I should have :-)

[Courty]

A certain large flightless bird native to FNQ has crept in to B Grade. :roll:

[jaybam]

Cool so does that mean you will give me 31 shots in the MP?

I certainly am not too humble to accept any extras you feel I should have :-)


You saw my game I should be off 51. Lmao so you have to give me ten

[henno]

I'm liking the banter. This is going to be the best match ever.

Well almost as good as 8-n-7.

[Hux]

If it was as bad as the Jarro Hux match it will be the drudge match not the grudge match. :-)

[Ferrins]

Loving this new handicap system, in 5 rounds I can go from 8 to 13. A shot a round, beautiful.

[sms316]

Ned's a fair call. I seriously thought he played off 18 until he told me otherwise.

And this was late into out second game when he set me straight.


I think I'm with SMS - I don't think Ned's the uber-burgler he's made out to be. He's given me a touch-up a couple of times, but his handicap is far from over-inflated. To me it's a bit like giving jarro shit for being midget, when he really isn't. It's funnier because it's not really accurate. Although I did think the putting with a wedge was a bit suss before I played with Ned, but now I realise it's only because he is no good with an actual putter. ;)

On the other hand Hux should be at least 6 better, and Tex should be about 10 better.


lol

Yeah mate I should be off 30 not 36 :mrgreen:

And you are right - Neddy can put a few damn good iron shots into the target but get him on the green and he putts as bad as me. Actually maybe worse from a distance. His 8-12 foot range is a real achilles and reckon he would be off at least a couple better if he cured that...
He is on the other hand an excellent partner in a bet...he was very quick to team up with my old man against Addo and I...two betting sharks in a pond with guppies :smt108

Erase the above. We've been had.

A certain 13 marker beat me by 3 off the stick today (which admittedly wasn't difficult) at Bribie Island. He only won the comp by 6 shots.

[Goldy]

Doin some dredging tonight SMS?

[Ferrins]

Yeah fk off out of my old threads cart man.

[sms316]

Yeah fk off out of my old threads cart man.

You out to 17 yet?

I was searching for this thread and found the other on the way.

Now to search for the "head injuries sustained on a golf course" thread.

[Ferrins]

Since sharing a room with you at the champs I have found that going down is the way to go. Just got to learn how to stop choking, could ask AndyP about that.

[Hux]

Erase the above. We've been had.

A certain 13 marker beat me by 3 off the stick today (which admittedly wasn't difficult) at Bribie Island. He only won the comp by 6 shots.

He didn't win the comp at all .... Monthly Medal..no win....I came 2nd after all of that.

I thought you were going to fire today Shaun...right up until you cold topped your drive on the first hole

[sms316]

He didn't win the comp at all .... Monthly Medal..no win....I came 2nd after all of that.

What is the point of allowing visitors in the competition field if they can't win? NK was robbed.

[LeftyHoges]

What is the point of allowing visitors in the competition field if they can't win? NK was robbed.

This is a serious bone of contention with me too. My old club, where I was once captain had this policy too.

I announced the visitor as the winner of the monthly medal during presentations anyway, nothing anyone could do once the bloke had the trophy in his hands!! ;)

[sms316]

It is pretty simple. Give the visitor the prize of the day and give the highest placed member the Monthly Medal. It's no different to an amateur winning the Australian Open.

[Hux]

What is the point of allowing visitors in the competition field if they can't win? NK was robbed.


Agreed...I will see whether he gets a club prize of some sort. If they take your comp fees you have to be eligible to win something surely...otherwise refund the cash!!

[Ned]

Agreed...I will see whether I can score myself a prize for his efforts. If they take your comp fees you have to be eligible to win something surely...otherwise refund the cash!!

Fixed it!:razz:



:wink:

[sms316]

dc68 off 5. Farce.

Even more farcical is that he can get out to 6 with 3 more rounds.

[dc68]

I don't think I can squeeze 3 in :(

[Ned]

Did you get an answer out of Shavey when you were asking if Coolum was a cap round ?

[dc68]

No.. Who cares really?

[Ned]

You did.

[sms316]

dc68 off 5. Farce.

Even more farcical is that he can get out to 6 with 3 more rounds.
Must be champs time again. :smt011


Could be off 6 for Pelican.

[dc68]

Do you have these threads bookmarked?

[JADO75]

Jado, I've seen me play & there's no way I should be off 6!

[davepuppies]

Jado, I've seen me play & there's no way I should be off 6!

Mate, you play like you are off 1 or 21......

Seen both ends of the spectrum.......

[live4golf]

Mate, you play like you are off 1 or 21......

Seen both ends of the spectrum.......

didn't you turn a couple under at Glenmore?

[davepuppies]

Was talking about Jado....... He hits it like a pro sometimes, he went like 4 under through 5 holes......

And sometimes he doesn't.......

[davepuppies]

And yes, I did blaze the front nine and chop up the back nine!!!!!

[JADO75]

Having a $2 head doesn't help me, settling on a driver/ shaft combo wouldn't hurt either. Golf is the winner!
Turds or diamonds for the both us at the moment mate

[popper81]

Mate, you play like you are off 1 or 21......Seen both ends of the spectrum....... This is all us choppers off between 4-8.... Brilliant and horrible, quite often in the same hole ;)

[Courty]

This is all us choppers off between 4-8.... Brilliant and horrible, quite often in the same hole ;)

:smt006

[dc68]

+1

[BrisVegas]

+ eleventy billion.

[blurry]

This is all us choppers off between 4-8.... Brilliant and horrible, quite often in the same hole ;)
and here I am thinking I'm the only one](*,)

[Captain Nemo]

Makes me feel better, im 1 outside that range!
:smt044

[sms316]

A match between Shadesy and NK would be very interesting.

:wink:

[Ashes]

Having a hit with NK has given me something to aspire to. If I can develop into half the sandbagger he is I'll be happy! :)

[TourFit]

Hopefully he has sent some of his snadbags to New York? Somehow I doubt it.

[sms316]

Hopefully he has sent some of his snadbags to New York? Somehow I doubt it. Is that supposed to be "sandbags" or "nadsbags"? I guess it depends on if you are talking about NK or Shadesy.

[LeftyHoges]

This thread should have the yellow WA prefix in front of it.

[TourFit]

With matching yellow hat, belt and shoes?

[LeftyHoges]

With matching yellow hat, belt and shoes?

That's what your Nullarbor Cup outfits should have been. Might've given you boys the kick in the arse you clearly needed! ;-)

Very disappointed no one wore something similar the next two days to say, THIS IS WA!

[TourFit]

Like the pink belt and hat that said you are an Arsenal fan?

[LeftyHoges]

Like the pink belt and hat that said you are an Arsenal fan?

You just consider yourself very, very lucky that you have blokes like Howard Webb and Mark Clattenburg to help you out...

Ah yes, that didn't take long. 20422

[TourFit]

GOLD!! Well played Lefty :lol:

Ivanovic had to go, Torres was sure unlucky (though he still dived and made a meal of it, he didn't deserve that). It spoiled what was a good game. Clattenburg is a twat, and Ferguson has had 'issues' with him in the past.

Good signing though!

[TourFit]

20441

[meh]

You just consider yourself very, very lucky that you have blokes like Howard Webb and Mark Clattenburg to help you out...

Ah yes, that didn't take long. 20422
x 100000000000000000.

[LeftyHoges]

x 100000000000000000.

And you poor buggers... :cry:

Takes a lot for me to say that. Very unlucky.

[TourFit]

Blues fan, meh?

heheheheheheheheh

[meh]

Blues fan, meh?

heheheheheheheheh

Liverpool. David Moyes is looking more and more like the next manure manager. He's now doing the "complain before the match so you get the critical calls go your way" I wonder which fellow Scot prick he got that idea from?!?

[TourFit]

Moyes will also likely be the next Utd manager after Fergie quits (dies)...a big call, but watch this space!

Everton are playin' some good football at the moment though, give them that. But Liverpool certainly should've won that game! They should concentrate more on football and not television!

[Shadesy]

Out to 12 now... Oops.

Could have won the champs by 4!

[Ferrins]

Both champs are off 12 now.

[dc68]

****ing 12!!!! How the **** Heath?!?!?? You are a damn bandit.

[Johnny Canuck]

****ing 12!!!! How the **** Heath?!?!?? You are a damn bandit.

I was hoping you would see his post.

[LeftyHoges]

No way in hell you're playing off 12 for the VIC champs! Don't even think about it.

If you can make it you're instantly off 9! I'm putting my foot down.

[Webster]

Out to 12 now... Oops.

Could have won the champs by 4!

Starting the tanking a little early in seach of back-to-back aren't you?

[Shadesy]

Starting the tanking a little early in seach of back-to-back aren't you?

Like any good pre season preparation starts immediately.

Combination of a horror run and lots of single figure "played too" dropping off.

Won't go up any more and have about 10 no flag rounds in a row coming up. Plan is to get to 7.

[dc68]

I was hoping you would see his post.



=;

[TourFit]

12...F**k me sideways, Shadesy?

I'm not playing skins on Thursday (if you can make it!)

[idgolfguy]

I'm still off 15 for our MP if the esteemed champ can't make it.

[MegaWatty]

Out to 12 now... Oops.Could have won the champs by 4! Nice anchor drop today!

[Shadesy]

Nice anchor drop today!

;-)

Wipe on 17, 3 putt on 18 to sneak just under getting back to 11.

[MegaWatty]

Stupid greens!

[Golfnut]

;-)Wipe on 17, 3 putt on 18 to sneak just under getting back to 11. 'Managed' well Shades.

[Webster]

;-)

Wipe on 17, 3 putt on 18 to sneak just under getting back to 11.

You have no shame.

[Yossarian]

Megawatty is set to redefine this concept soon.

[MegaWatty]

I hate you.

[Yossarian]

:smt060

[LeftyHoges]

Liverpool. David Moyes is looking more and more like the next manure manager. He's now doing the "complain before the match so you get the critical calls go your way" I wonder which fellow Scot prick he got that idea from?!?


Moyes will also likely be the next Utd manager after Fergie quits (dies)...a big call, but watch this space!

Everton are playin' some good football at the moment though, give them that. But Liverpool certainly should've won that game! They should concentrate more on football and not television!

Well picked Gents.

[LeftyHoges]

Haysey would be my pick...

How the hell does he play of 10 - he should be off at least 16 !!


You mean 7....:shock:

Before playing with me... 16

After playing with me... 7

I inspired him. :lol:

[Yossarian]

****ing 12!!!! How the **** Heath?!?!?? You are a damn bandit.

Lol.

[dc68]

I'm now out to 7 gonna give the bandit a run.

[mike]

Which one?

[dc68]

Shadesy

[goughy]

I'm now out to 7 gonna give the bandit a run.

You are seriously not off 7? Jeeze, my best was only 3 shots off you, the is no way I should ever in my life have been within cooee of you.

[dc68]

Yeah Dean just can't seem to get it around these days without having 2/3 doubles. Stupid thing is I can't remember hitting it better off the tee with driver.

[sms316]

Loving this new handicap system, in 5 rounds I can go from 8 to 13. A shot a round, beautiful. Bump.

[LeftyHoges]

So many OZgolfers to list in this thread, so little time.

[Lagerlover]

So many OZgolfers to list in this thread, so little time. Agree, what do you think I should I go out to Lefty?

[LeftyHoges]

Agree, what do you think I should I go out to Lefty?

Hmmm, lets see now.

Hits driver longer than me? Check.
Hits driver straighter than me? Check.
Can hit irons well? Check.
Can get up and down consistently? Check.
Not bad with the flat-stick? Check.

I'd say you should be off around 11 or 12. Until...

Ability to curve a ball 45° off the clubhead and around trees at the drop of a hat? Checkaroo!


Given that is such a specialist skill I can see you off 8 or 9 no probs.

[mrbluu]

I put my hand up for being the worse 6 marker in Ozgolf.....

[LeftyHoges]

I put my hand up for being the worse 6 marker in Ozgolf.....

Did you not just post in a different thread that you should have shot under at the Glades?

Hmmm... :-k

[mrbluu]

Did you not just post in a different thread that you should have shot under at the Glades?

Hmmm... :-k

The Glades to me is an easy course, especially off the tees we played and the soft conditions. It suits my eye and my game, plus it was like my 5th round there. I love Greg Norman designed courses. Get me on a course that is tight and I'm stuffed.

I walked off Royal Pines not knowing if I would break 30 points for the rest of the weekend.

[matty]

This thread was made for Dave Puppies.

Better start playing a lot of comp before the next champs ;-)

[davepuppies]

This thread was made for Dave Puppies.

Better start playing a lot of comp before the next champs ;-)

What?

I am a honest 10 marker......

[Waddzy]

I obviously cant play to 13.. I need to go back to C grade.

[LeftyHoges]

I obviously cant play to 13.. I need to go back to C grade.

You're just a champs virgin mate, it gets easier the more you go to.

[Yossarian]

Canuck. Off 6 soon. Disgraceful.

[PeteyD]

You're just a champs virgin mate, it gets easier the more you got to.

bullshit

[popper81]

I obviously cant play to 13.. I need to go back to C grade.

Somebody has mentioned this but alignment sticks are your friends.

[sms316]

Canuck. Off 6 soon. Disgraceful. Probably proud of it too.

[LeftyHoges]

Canuck. Off 6 soon. Disgraceful.

:shock:

That's as criminal as Shadesy off 12.


bullshit

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[PeteyD]

Somebody has mentioned this but alignment sticks are your friends.


Yea I could do with some and a lesson on how to use them.

[Waddzy]

Somebody has mentioned this but alignment sticks are your friends.
Your only the 5th person to suggest this.. Is my alignment that bad? I may need to make an investment..

[mrbluu]

Your only the 5th person to suggest this.. Is my alignment that bad? I may need to make an investment..


yes and no, positive side of things, the ball goes where you aim it.....

[markTHEblake]

Your only the 5th person to suggest this.. Is my alignment that bad? I may need to make an investment..Alignment is overrated. Have you seen how far left the Champ sets up?

[Lagerlover]

Alignment is overrated. Have you seen how far left the Champ sets up?

What is it with you??
If you can't link religion, you find a way to go political..

[Rodent]

I put my hand up for being the worse 6 marker in Ozgolf.....
Now that I'm off 5, you can be the worst 6 marker. I definitely had you covered before I lost a shot :lol:

[Courty]

What is it with you??
If you can't link religion, you find a way to go political..

:lol:

[AndyP]

Lefty, should I be off 10 or 11?

[mrbluu]

Now that I'm off 5, you can be the worst 6 marker. I definitely had you covered before I lost a shot :lol: Challenge accepted....actually I've been there and done that

[LeftyHoges]

Lefty, should I be off 10 or 11?

Chop it off mate, no part of your game says double digits. Admittedly Saturdays course wasn't hard, but you were a 4-jiggle (my new favourite term BTW, thanks to whoever mentioned this in my presence) away from 36 points. With a ball in the piss on the same hole and a knifed 50 yard shot on 7 causing double. Bring those back to bogey and you've shot 7 over without breaking a sweat.

I must say though, you are definitely my lucky charm. 38 points @ Spring Valley in horrid conditions, and 37 @ The Glades where I could've, and in hindsight should've, gone red. Don't be surprised if you're in my group in the first round in Feb! ;-)

(Hooray, says AndyP)

[PeteyD]

Does that make AP the lucky rabbits foot to go with the bunny?

[LeftyHoges]

Does that make AP the lucky rabbits foot to go with the bunny?

I'm collecting the whole set!

[AndyP]

Ha!