Strange places you have posted from

[Webster]

I'm typing this sitting in my car in an auto carwash. The foaming wash has just finished. Rinse coming up next. Pretty cool.

[Jarro]

Sitting on the crapper using the missus Iphone

[sms316]

The Great Southern Stand on Boxing Day.

[Tongueboy]

in the middle of nowhere alongside a railway track

[Iain]

From the driving cab of a train....

[Dennis]

The Great Southern Stand on Boxing Day.

a day before getting your pants pulled down?

[tg01]

I wonder where zigwah was when he posted his gem? Great stuff!

[markTHEblake]

From the driving cab of a train....

Shouldnt you be watching where you are going? :shock:

[Courty]

Hmmm, the back of a dodgy little corner store in Willesden Green (London).

[Chopper71]

on the shitter giving birth to a k one w one...aka K1W1

[Tongueboy]

Shouldnt you be watching where you are going? :shock:

engines don't have steering wheels

[Iain]

Shouldnt you be watching where you are going? :shock:

Did I say while driving a train?

[Grunt]

Cockpit of a 747, Sitting in ANZ Stadium. Nothing else is different really.

[AndyP]

There's been a few, but from my "bed" in the passenger seat of my rental car late at night, overlooking the 9th/18th green of Jabiru Golf Club, Kakadu National Park, is an interesting, if not a strange place to post.

[zacdullard]

One time I posted from my computer chair.

[Eldrick]

Right now I'm on Sydney harbour in a little dingy trying to catch some fish

[zacdullard]

Right now I'm on Sydney harbour in a little dingy trying to catch some fishNow that zig is gone you will be lucky to get a bite.

[Webster]

currently smashed in some dodgy Glenelg bar......

[Tongueboy]

don't disappear or get kidnapped or murdered. strange place down there

[Webster]

On the 8th tee at Port Fairy!

[LeftyHoges]

On the 8th tee at Port Fairy!

And you didn't call me for a game!?!? Bastardo!

Strangest place: Shep!

[Webster]

Sorry mate, didnt realise we had any Ozgolfers down that way (I was in Portland yesterday too!)

[sms316]

Strangest place: Shep!
Shepparton is strange on so many levels.

[LeftyHoges]

(I was in Portland yesterday too!)

You poor bugger! Who inflicted that upon you and what revenge do you have planned for them?

[Webster]

Lefty, I didnt actually get time to see the course at Portland - is it any good? Aren't you the club champion there???

[LeftyHoges]

Lefty, I didnt actually get time to see the course at Portland - is it any good? Aren't you the club champion there???

Nah, I was last years club champ at Port Fairy. I just live in Portland. And the fact that I'm willing to drive 45 minutes to play Port Fairy pretty much sums up what I think of Portlands course... :razz: My brother is a scratch marker at Portland though.

But in all honesty, Portlands "nice" and usually in good condition (although it's under water in some parts at the moment), but it's just as boring as batshit. No real variety to it, no memorable holes and you just come away after playing it thinking it should have been more exciting than what it was.

[Webster]

Lefty, a pity the Portland course is where is it. Maybe they should plough it under and build a new one somewhere on the linkslands either side of town.

[LeftyHoges]

Lefty, a pity the Portland course is where is it. Maybe they should plough it under and build a new one somewhere on the linkslands either side of town.

Couldn't agree more Jack. It has been discussed before but unfortunately not seriously enough for the idea to go anywhere. They were in some pretty deep financial poo up until a couple of years ago when they were bailed out by the Aluminium Smelter. A deal worth around $1.5 million over 12 years. Otherwise it MAY have happened.

[Webster]

On the 11th tee at Port Fairy!

[LeftyHoges]

On the 11th tee at Port Fairy! Beautiful day for it. 12 and 13 should be a piece of piss for ya today mate! At least they'll set you up for the inevitable dropped shot on 14. ;-)

[Webster]

14 was driver 3 wood 9 iron putt. Easy par

[Captain Nemo]

Sitting on the crapper using the missus Iphone

Sitting on the crapper using the missus IPad!:mrgreen:

[Lagerlover]

The birthday boy room at the hellfire club

[live4golf]

Club lounge at the ANA Intercontinental Tokyo.

And the crapper.

[Daves]

The birthday boy room at the hellfire club

Were you a naughty boy then!?

[Grunt]

The birthday boy room at the hellfire club
The Hellfire Club I know died well before the birth of the Internet. Has it moved?

[Lagerlover]

The Hellfire Club I know died well before the birth of the Internet. Has it moved? You're scaring me Grunt

[Lagerlover]

..... or should that be scarring me

[Grunt]

Hellfire Club was in Sydney, late 80's early 90's. Was a very different place at the end of a big Drink on Thursday nights. :roll:

[mudrat]

+1 grunt last time i went to the hellfire club I don't think the Internet was around :)

[Lagerlover]

Had one in fortitude valley until late 90's.

No good for me..... extremely low pain threshold

[Grunt]

+1 grunt last time i went to the hellfire club I don't think the Internet was around :)

Any wax involved ;)

[mudrat]

Well................ yeah!!!!!! :)

[Grunt]

Well................ yeah!!!!!! :)

:)

Nice

Respect!

[golfbound]

Posted from the top floor of Sheriton Tribeca when i was in New York a couple of months ago. Also posted something while i was on a flight from LA to Newyork. I was over the grand canyon. Can use internet on Virgin America flights wish they would bring that in here.

[Webster]

Surprised nobody has posted whilst knobbing their missus. SMS?

[Lagerlover]

Surprised nobody has posted whilst knobbing their missus. SMS? Not me, the sound of me typing might wake her up

[sms316]

Surprised nobody has posted whilst knobbing their missus. SMS?
Almost.

[Eldrick]

finished before you got to press enter?

[idgolfguy]

Seldom from my PC these days.

[Webster]

Almost.

Did the iPad slide off her back?

[Captain Nemo]

Hellfire Club was in Sydney, late 80's early 90's. Was a very different place at the end of a big Drink on Thursday nights. :roll:

I ended up there very early one Sunday morning, oh my........:smt103

[KristianJ]

I have occasionally checked PMs during announcement times at church or other adjournments during a service. May have also done so during a couple of weddings this year.

[Lagerlover]

The Hellfire Club I know died well before the birth of the Internet. Has it moved?

I think Christian Brothers still have schools, I mean "franchises", in most capital and regional centres.

[markTHEblake]

In Jakarta i see motorbike riders texting all the time while riding around.

The best one I saw was dozens of blokes riding on the roof of a train and i swear every single one of them was tapping away on a phone.

[razaar]

Tried to make a couple of posts from zigwah's computer in Shep one night. The gestapo overseeing the forum kept blocking my login. Had to return to swilling cheap red.;)

[Lobsta]

While watching pole dancers in the cabaret club.

[MegaWatty]

Say 'hi' for me!

[jaybam]

I wanted to post from the top of the story bridge yesterday but were not allowed to take the phone on the climb with me :(

[Peter]

JB, sounds like you need to start the 'strange places you haven't posted from' thread.

[AndyP]

A government funded computer in a retirement village. I think I'm the last person to use this thing and that was in July.

[AlexMc]

The club lounge at the Hotel Intercontinental in Sydney. Guzzling free scotch for 2 hours a day is great fun, although not good for posting (in particular about Irish Srixon playing golfers...)

[Lobsta]

Surprised nobody has posted whilst knobbing their missus. SMS?
Whilst knobbing the Misso!

Finally! I win! I have to thank Jack for the inspiration, and "little Lobby" for the execution.

[dc68]

You stuck your dick in soup and posted while you did it? Sick individual.

[popper81]

You stuck your dick in soup and posted while you did it? Sick individual. Agreed... You must be quite the lover, lobby ;)

[Lobsta]

Miso: Japanese soup made from fermented soya bean
Misso: Aussie slang for one's significant other (from Mrs)

You're just all jealous!

[dc68]

Miso: Japanese soup made from fermented soya bean
Misso: Aussie slang for one's significant other (from Mrs)

You're just all jealous!


Ummm..... Since when?

[PeteyD]

The new generation can't hump a leg without posting about it

[Lobsta]

Ummm..... Since when?

I've got a few mates from completely different circles that use it. I figured it was just one of those accepted slangs.

[popper81]

Ummm..... Since when? Dc is showing his age...

[Lobsta]

Dc is showing his age...

Good! I'm glad I'm not the only one that has heard it/uses it.

[Yossarian]

Must be a QLD expression...

[MegaWatty]

In theory it should be a WA expression.

[PeteyD]

Misso sounds like a Ferrins story

[sms316]

In a hot bath with a glass of pino. Nude posting.

[jaybam]

You wouldn't get much water in a bath while your in there unless its a 4 person bath

[Dazza]

A cow paddock outside of Burketown

[dc68]

West Oz......

[sms316]

Whilst bombing South Korea.

[sms316]

Church.

Far more interesting than the old fossil wearing a dress up the front.

[dc68]

Church?

BlakeMS316?

[LeftyHoges]

On the 8th tee at Port Fairy!

He's not around to see it anymore but...

Ditto!
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[Hux]

nice looking track

[mudrat]

On the Toilet on the Carnival spirit in the middle of the Pacific ocean.

[LeftyHoges]

nice looking track

Usually ranked around the mid 80's Australia wide. Very nice track.

[WBennett]

On the tiger 4 an hour out of denarau. People seasick everywhere. Awesome

[LeftyHoges]

The bathroom in a Red Rooster in Essendon.

[sms316]

The bathroom in a Red Rooster in Essendon. Deucing?

[Ned]

The bathroom in a Red Rooster in Essendon.

Stocking up on peptides for the Champs?

[keymaster]

From my girlfriend's phone :-)

[LeftyHoges]

Deucing?

You betcha.

[sms316]

You betcha. Good stuff. Did you pack that driver?

[Lagerlover]

You betcha.

It's only gonna get weirder as the night goes on.

[LeftyHoges]

Good stuff. Did you pack that driver?

Sure did. Just realised yesterday it doesn't have a headcover or wrench. I'll find some and post em to ya!

[LeftyHoges]

It's only gonna get weirder as the night goes on.

I thought the end result was green, but it was just the colouring of the water. Bastards. I genuinely panicked for a few seconds.

[sms316]

Sure did. Just realised yesterday it doesn't have a headcover or wrench. I'll find some and post em to ya! Don't need a wrench. TaylorMade one fits doesn't it? Cover isn't a big deal either tbh.

[LeftyHoges]

Don't need a wrench. TaylorMade one fits doesn't it? Cover isn't a big deal either tbh.

99% sure the TM ones do.

All good, I'll still get you a cover.

[oldracer]

crapper at Ikea, anyone ever tried to find a crapper on the 3rd floor at Ikea........well there isn't one so with gritted teeth I had to navigate to the ground floor, knees together I just made it, hate that joint!!!!!!!

[Double D]

The big house

[popper81]

The big house

The big house or the BIG house?

[KristianJ]

A Winnebago in a suburban driveway in a couple of hour's time...

[dc68]

Make sure you shit in the crapper too KJ

[popper81]

A Winnebago in a suburban driveway in a couple of hour's time...

Hope LARGERLOVER is not playing night golf, rumour is he likes to hit blades @ it.

[MegaWatty]

The big house

SeldomEagles?

[KristianJ]

Hope LARGERLOVER is not playing night golf, rumour is he likes to hit blades @ it. No thuds yet.

[Double D]

The big house or the BIG house?

The BIG house, we do a fair bit of work in the shit holes. I got a sneaky post in before they took my phone off me, not that exciting really excpet they are running out of room thanks to Newman's new laws.

[Lagerlover]

Hope LARGERLOVER is not playing night golf, rumour is he likes to hit blades @ it. GOLD.... not possible, I put all my golf stuff in a lifeline bin on the way home from hope island.

[markTHEblake]

How are your clubs going to help the suicidal?

[Lagerlover]

How are your clubs going to help the suicidal?

The marks on the hosels may bring some cheer into their gloomy lives.

[backintheswing]

The top of Mt Coolum. Went up with a 14yo and 19yo. They want to run down. **** that.

Course looks great by the way.

33819

[AndyP]

Over the southern tip of India on a flight to Dubai. I've given up on sleeping.
34120

[benno_r]

Over the southern tip of India on a flight to Dubai. I've given up on sleeping.


You can internet on flights now?? I can go on ebay from the skies now? Dangerous!

[AndyP]

You can indeed. I didn't even need to turn the phone off for takeoff: flight mode is now fine. It's about time.

Now posting from the toilet to keep in line with several other posts in this thread.

[LeftyHoges]

You can indeed. I didn't even need to turn the phone off for takeoff: flight mode is now fine. It's about time.

Now posting from the toilet to keep in line with several other posts in this thread.

Well it's not that strange then and probably doesn't need to be noted. ;)

[Jarro]

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[AndyP]

I posted while deep sea fishing near the Sunshine Coast this morning.

[goughy]

I've posted from work...... come to think of it out would be more unusual for me to be posting not from work!

[BenM]

I posted while deep sea fishing near the Sunshine Coast this morning.

Checking in from 'Pacific Ocean', I laughed at this a bit, you could've been anywhere!

More importantly did you actually catch anything?

[markTHEblake]

I happen to know that one ozgolfer was posting in the pro shop buying stuff while in the middle of applying for a home loan with his finance professional.

[AndyP]

Checking in from 'Pacific Ocean', I laughed at this a bit, you could've been anywhere!

More importantly did you actually catch anything?
2 keepers, which I gave to my inlaws; a snapper and a venus tusk. I missed keeping a perch by 5mm.

[AndyP]

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[BenM]

Nice work. Not a wasted day then!

[AndyP]

It wasn't anywhere near as boring as I thought it would be.

[damoocow]

It wasn't anywhere near as boring as I thought it would be.

Have you got one down your jumper or is that a BEER GUT....

[AndyP]

It is an injured runner's beer gut.

[Hatchman]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/02/587a9292003d16bfde1a8953ef54c52a.jpg

Shouldn't wear white when fishing, those fish loose control of the bodily functions when caught :)

[damoocow]

It is an injured runner's beer gut.

What have you done this time?

[AndyP]

I'm running now, but I've had a hip issue for ages. No running for 5 months of this year. I've lost 3kg since getting back into it. Another 9 to lose though.

[AndyP]

Maybe not strange, but ****ing awesome.

The MCG on grand final day.

[3Puttpete]

Maybe not strange, but ****ing awesome.

The MCG on grand final day.

Enjoy

[AndyP]

I'm posting from a hospital bed.

Don't worry, the operation was successful, and I can now truly call myself a man. The downside is that my dream of winning Olympic gold in the Women's 800m is gone.

[benno_r]

I'm posting from a hospital bed.

Don't worry, the operation was successful, and I can now truly call myself a man. The downside is that my dream of winning Olympic gold in the Women's 800m is gone.

Condolences. All those puny women were running scared too.

[mrbluu]

I'm posting from a hospital bed.

Don't worry, the operation was successful, and I can now truly call myself a man. The downside is that my dream of winning Olympic gold in the Women's 800m is gone.

Hope you feel well soon, did you finally get those Hawks tattoos removed?? :mrgreen:

[AndyP]

Hope you feel well soon, did you finally get those Hawks tattoos removed?? :mrgreen:
Why the **** would anyone do that? I did just get my Hawks 2016 Premiers tatt though.

[LoveGolf2012]

That jumper gives me....Go Hawks..#embracethehunt


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[LoveGolf2012]

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[Captain Nemo]

I'm posting from a hospital bed.

Don't worry, the operation was successful, and I can now truly call myself a man. The downside is that my dream of winning Olympic gold in the Women's 800m is gone.

Bag of frozen peas needed?

[AndyP]

Bag of frozen peas needed?
It wasn't a vasectomy.

[Dcanto]

It wasn't a vasectomy. Converting to Judaism? ;)

[Steve57]

It wasn't a vasectomy.
Hysterectomy?:lol:

[wazamac]

Beard Reduction?

[AndyP]

There was an unfortunate accident with a vacuum cleaner.

[wazamac]

Did you get disturbed whilst cleaning your room? ;)

[Dotty]

CaitlynP.

[Dazza]

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