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mike
7th February 2010, 04:47 PM
Haysey or Chopper71 , either of you guys want to play next Sat @ either GV, HMB or maybe even Atherton? Don't want to play Mareeba because I don't want to play any of my matches with a home ground advantage. Don't want to play Cairns because that tree fell down.

haysey
7th February 2010, 04:53 PM
Haysey or Chopper71 , either of you guys want to play next Sat @ either GV, HMB or maybe even Atherton? Don't want to play Mareeba because I don't want to play any of my matches with a home ground advantage. Don't want to play Cairns because that tree fell down.


Any idea what sort of shape Atherton is in Mike?

No to HMB. As far as I'm aware they still have 4 greens out of play. I'd be ok with Gvale but prefer Atherton if its in halfway decent nick...

Tomson
7th February 2010, 05:51 PM
How about innisfail?

mike
7th February 2010, 06:29 PM
I'll do some research re Atherton.

Courty
7th February 2010, 08:44 PM
No to HMB. As far as I'm aware they still have 4 greens out of play.

That and Mike used to be a member there. ;)


How about innisfail?

I played there over the Xmas break and most of the greens had just been dug up. Temporaries had just been established and I don't reckon they would be back in play yet.

mike
10th February 2010, 12:44 PM
Ok the somebody is Haysey and the somewhere is Atherton. Weather permitting.

Go me.

haysey
10th February 2010, 12:52 PM
How many shots am I getting?

Jarro
10th February 2010, 12:56 PM
How many shots am I getting?

One for each inch you're taller than him :mrgreen:

3oneday
10th February 2010, 01:17 PM
I'll verse you Mike, you play your course and I'll play mine ;)

mike
10th February 2010, 01:17 PM
How many shots am I getting?
You is 9 and me is 12.

mike
10th February 2010, 01:18 PM
I'll verse you Mike, you play your course and I'll play mine ;)

Cool. Virtual matchplay.

3oneday
10th February 2010, 01:18 PM
Surely would be easier to organise than an actual hit around this place ;)

haysey
10th February 2010, 01:51 PM
One for each inch you're taller than him :mrgreen:


I like this idea^^;)



More than this one:cry:



You is 9 and me is 12.

haysey
10th February 2010, 01:54 PM
1. Mike
2. haysey
3. Tomson
4. Solarman
5. Courty


Anyone else interested in viewing this David v Goliath battle

solarman
10th February 2010, 02:11 PM
1. Mike
2. haysey
3. Tomson
4. Courty

haysey
10th February 2010, 02:13 PM
1. Mike
2. haysey
3. Tomson
4. Courty


You're not coming?

solarman
10th February 2010, 02:30 PM
Unless you get some more as 5 is weird ???

Courty
10th February 2010, 03:32 PM
You is 9 and me is 12.

I wouldn't bank on that (http://www.golflink.com.au/HandicapHistory.aspx?golflink_no=4060301856) to still be the case by Saturday, if I were you. ;)

haysey
10th February 2010, 07:21 PM
I wouldn't bank on that (http://www.golflink.com.au/HandicapHistory.aspx?golflink_no=4060301856) to still be the case by Saturday, if I were you. ;)


Pfft. Like I'd even consider doing something like that:roll:



Noted with interest the rather tense negotiations between the two low markers in group one this afternoon. Any interesting news lads?

mike
10th February 2010, 08:30 PM
Unless you get some more as 5 is weird ???
5 is fine Bob.




Noted with interest the rather tense negotiations between the two low markers in group one this afternoon. Any interesting news lads?
What?

Courty
10th February 2010, 08:37 PM
Pfft. Like I'd even consider doing something like that

:roll: back at ya.



Noted with interest the rather tense negotiations between the two low markers in group one this afternoon. Any interesting news lads?


What?

I challenged Chopper71 to our matchplay duel if he dares to come up for the round. He wouldn't commit at the time, so nothing is definite yet.

haysey
10th February 2010, 08:38 PM
What?


Sorry, that was a little obtuse wasn't it. Courty and Chopper71 were banging on about playing their match this weekend.

mike
10th February 2010, 08:45 PM
Sorry, that was a little obtuse wasn't it. Courty and Chopper71 were banging on about playing their match this weekend.
Ob-tuse, adj a: Lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility or intellect.

or

b: Difficult to comprehend, not clear or precise in thought or expression.

Yep, no different to your previous 2588 posts.

And you swing like a girl too.

;)

mike
10th February 2010, 08:48 PM
That's the only sledge I know.

haysey
10th February 2010, 08:49 PM
Ob-tuse, adj a: Lacking sharpness or quickness of sensibility or intellect.

or

b: Difficult to comprehend, not clear or precise in thought or expression.

Yep, no different to your previous 2588 posts.

And you swing like a girl too.

;)


:mrgreen:


Not bad for a diesel mechanic...

Courty
10th February 2010, 08:49 PM
That's the only sledge I know.

PM me for some good ammo. ;)

haysey
10th February 2010, 08:53 PM
PM me for some good ammo. ;)



What, like 5 and 3. Oh...wait







:twisted:

Courty
10th February 2010, 08:57 PM
What, like 5 and 3. Oh...wait

Yeah, nice one. :roll:
What's your all time matchplay record like now? :lol:

haysey
10th February 2010, 08:58 PM
Yeah, nice one. :roll:
What's your all time matchplay record like now? :lol:



1 and 08)




Last year never happened:oops:

Chopper71
10th February 2010, 09:00 PM
:roll: back at ya.






I challenged Chopper71 to our matchplay duel if he dares to come up for the round. He wouldn't commit at the time, so nothing is definite yet.
Courty looking at your handic(r)ap you have a history of flopping after a good round....may be a good time to get you on the rebound. I accept your challenge obi-wan!

Courty
10th February 2010, 09:03 PM
Courty looking at your handic(r)ap you have a history of flopping after a good round....may be a good time to get you on the rebound. I accept your challenge obi-wan!

On the contrary, I wouldn't call -2 nett a 'good round', only a little better tha acceptable. I've been tapering my form for this weekend. ;)

Chopper71
10th February 2010, 09:07 PM
On the contrary, I wouldn't call -2 nett a 'good round', only a little better tha acceptable. I've been tapering my form for this weekend. ;)
Mate it's 78 off the beater when the CCR was 73...who gives a rats arse about nett! Nett's for homo's who can't play!

haysey
10th February 2010, 09:11 PM
Mate it's 78 off the beater when the CCR was 73...who gives a rats arse about nett! Nett's for homo's who can't play!



Hey...this is my golfing life you're calling homo:?

Courty
10th February 2010, 09:11 PM
Mate it's 78 off the beater when the CCR was 73...who gives a rats arse about nett! Nett's for homo's who can't play!

I must obviously be the best putter at Cairns GC, as the course was fine except for the greens. The rest of you Choppers need to learn how to putt!

haysey
10th February 2010, 09:45 PM
How's this sound.

Group 1:
Mike
Haysey
Courty
Chopper71

Group 2:
Tomson
Solarman



:mrgreen:

Courty
10th February 2010, 09:53 PM
How's this sound.
Group 2:
Tomson
Solarman

:mrgreen:

:lol:

Tomson
11th February 2010, 07:24 AM
How's this sound.

Group 1:
Mike
Haysey
Courty
Chopper71

Group 2:
Tomson
Solarman



:mrgreen:

I hate you.

haysey
11th February 2010, 11:44 AM
I hate you.


Someone needs a cyber hug:smt056

haysey
12th February 2010, 09:49 AM
Ok. As Solarman has taken his bats and decided to play with them at home. How's this sound.

Group 1:
Mike
Haysey
Tomson
Chopper71

Group 2:
Courty


:mrgreen:

mike
12th February 2010, 12:51 PM
Sounds good. As long as he doesn't hit up on us all day.

Going to ring Atherton now to see how the course is. They had 3 inches yesterday.

mike
12th February 2010, 01:12 PM
Atherton too wet. 3 holes are closed.

haysey
12th February 2010, 02:03 PM
Well that went well, all matches cancelled:?

mike
12th February 2010, 05:42 PM
Haysey is still the someone. The somewhere is now Paradise Palms next Thursday.

Courty
12th February 2010, 06:19 PM
Going to ring Atherton now to see how the course is. They had 3 inches yesterday.

Did Solarman play there yesterday? ;)

Boom tish!

mike
17th February 2010, 06:44 PM
Haysey, I'm just jotting down some strategies for tomorrow. I'm up to page 3 and I'm writing very small.
I need to know a few things;
a) what's your handicap?
b) what will you be wearing?
c) do you own a cordless drill?
d) are you allergic to anything?

See you tomoz.

haysey
17th February 2010, 07:29 PM
a) what's your handicap?


21....or is that Tommo. I can never remember



b) what will you be wearing?


Courty's assless chaps




c) do you own a cordless drill?


3. Two standard, one hammer



d) are you allergic to anything?


Work, work, and did I say work?






See you tomoz.

Look forward to it. I'm even bringing the girlfriend

haysey
18th February 2010, 12:02 PM
Thanks for the round Mike. Thoroughly enjoyable once the rain ****ed off.

mike
18th February 2010, 12:57 PM
Haysey won 5/4.
I played pretty good except for a few fat shots and a missed putt that shouldn't have been a missed putt. Haysey would've beaten anybody today.