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Yossarian
4th February 2010, 06:33 PM
So Aldo and I have are opponents in the next round of matchplay. I thought I'd start this to get a bit of a buildup happening. A bit of sledging.

A bit of yap yap yap.

Aldo is going down. :twisted:

KristianJ
4th February 2010, 06:39 PM
With ignorance to the date of the actual match, I predict that this thread will reach 500 posts by the time it's played.

PeteyD
4th February 2010, 06:45 PM
http://genemyers.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/buddy_guy_lg1.jpg

idgolfguy
4th February 2010, 06:51 PM
5250

Which ones the dead one?

LarryLong
4th February 2010, 07:20 PM
Is it too late to add I'm a loser by the Beatles to your Ozgolf mixed CD in the hope that it will get stuck in Adlo's head?

The best form of advertising is subliminal.

Yossarian
4th February 2010, 07:24 PM
Not a bad idea.

YgSPaXgAdzE

PeteyD
4th February 2010, 07:33 PM
http://img.allposters.com/6/LRG/9/959/1D2K000Z.jpg

adlo
4th February 2010, 08:13 PM
Yoss, I find your confidence laughable. You will crumble like a delicate flower.

I am tempted to link "We Are The Champions" as my theme song, but after a few previous posts, and Yoss' obvious man-love for Freddie-Homo-Mercury, I think I will refrain.

Evidence here:

Yoss' man love revealed. (http://www.ozgolf.net/forums/showpost.php?p=428458&postcount=794)

And exposed. (http://www.ozgolf.net/forums/showpost.php?p=428484&postcount=797)

sms316
4th February 2010, 08:15 PM
The winner of this match will be the one wh takes his hand off it long enough to hold a golf club.

Yossarian
4th February 2010, 08:18 PM
sms you of all people, I thought you would condone having ones hand on it.

Aldo, you like bryan adams so if you really wanna start the "I idolise a ghey popstar" thing we can. ;)

I doubt you will be able to get more than one or two more games in before we do this thing which means you'll be nice and rusty and all hyped up from too much coffee.

sms316
4th February 2010, 08:22 PM
sms you of all people, I thought you would condone having ones hand on it.

I'm married. If I don't have my hand on it nobody will.

KristianJ
4th February 2010, 08:22 PM
The winner of this match will be the one wh takes his hand off it long enough to hold a golf club.

Your new avatar's pretty apt...the battle between these 2 might as well be in a wrestling ring where they can grapple hold each other to their heart's content.

Johnny Canuck
4th February 2010, 10:43 PM
This thread sucks until you two Nancy-boys choose a course. I can't make a prediction until then.

Dotty
4th February 2010, 10:51 PM
Wrong thread title Yoss. It should read ...

Shrek vs. Donkey

:twisted:

adlo
4th February 2010, 10:56 PM
Course = Bunbury

Johnny Canuck
4th February 2010, 10:59 PM
Aldo 3&2.

adlo
4th February 2010, 11:00 PM
Yoss needs to agree, but we were planning a trip down soon. It seems suitable.

Yossarian
4th February 2010, 11:38 PM
Wrong thread title Yoss. It should read ...

Shrek vs. Donkey

:twisted:

That isn't nice.


Course = Bunbury

Yeah why not.


Aldo 3&2.

No chance.

Johnny Canuck
4th February 2010, 11:55 PM
Aldo 5&3?

idgolfguy
5th February 2010, 01:38 AM
There's always Lakelands this Sunday with Tourfit and I observing from outside the cage.

Johnny Canuck
5th February 2010, 02:28 AM
There's always Lakelands this Sunday with Tourfit and I observing from outside the cage.

Yoss 2&1

adlo
5th February 2010, 02:31 AM
Play this Sunday? No chance, there would not be enough posts in this thread!!!

The more I golf with Yoss, the more I realise he is very much a hot and cold golfer.

If the good golfer shows up I will need to play some seriously good golf to stay in it and put the pressure back on the Yoss putter.

If the 30+ capper Yoss shoes up, he is going down big time. Like 6 & 5 big time.

PeteyD
5th February 2010, 06:13 AM
Shrek vs. Donkey

I find this terribly insulting!

3oneday
5th February 2010, 06:19 AM
Gayest thread title ever.

Daves
5th February 2010, 06:26 AM
Is this sold yet?

Yossarian
5th February 2010, 07:54 AM
Play this Sunday? No chance, there would not be enough posts in this thread!!!

The more I golf with Yoss, the more I realise he is very much a hot and cold golfer.

If the good golfer shows up I will need to play some seriously good golf to stay in it and put the pressure back on the Yoss putter.

If the 30+ capper Yoss shoes up, he is going down big time. Like 6 & 5 big time.

Yeah I am due for a good round this sunday :twisted:

And I agree, I am just hoping I am on.


I find this terribly insulting!

So do I :wink:


Gayest thread title ever.

Well. Yes.

Pieface
5th February 2010, 11:03 AM
Yoss' streakiness and Adlo's metronomic style of play make for an interesting match-up.

I think I'll have to back the metronome in this one. Adlo 3-2 after Yoss throws the the game away looking for knock-out punches early and can't quite get back in the match.

Kid Courageous Versus AshtonLo

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/Videlion/golf/sign_scrawny.jpg http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d147/Videlion/golf/ashtonkutcher-beard-photos-06110-1.jpg

3oneday
5th February 2010, 11:04 AM
Is that Yoss on the left ?

Johnny Canuck
5th February 2010, 11:50 AM
The kid on the left is buffer than Yoss.

sms316
5th February 2010, 11:52 AM
Yoss is on his knees in front of the kid on the left. You may be able to see the top of his head at the bottom of the pic.

LarryLong
5th February 2010, 11:55 AM
The kid on the left is celebrating after having beaten Yoss in a wrestling match.

Pieface
5th February 2010, 11:58 AM
The kid on the left is celebrating after having beaten Yoss in a wrestling match.


:smt038:smt038:smt038


Greco-roman?

Yossarian
5th February 2010, 12:30 PM
Wankers.

KristianJ
5th February 2010, 05:03 PM
The kid on the left is celebrating after having beaten Yoss in a wrestling match.

I can't blame Rey Mysterio for wearing a mask after seeing that pic of him.

sms316
5th February 2010, 07:26 PM
This fudge packed yet?

Yossarian
5th February 2010, 07:28 PM
Not yet, aldo is being coy about it. Oh for what it is worth he has to give me 9 shots.

Not even the new driver can save him.

adlo
5th February 2010, 11:23 PM
Meh, JC gave you like 60 shots and stilled wiped the floor with your sorry ass.

Yoss + Matchplay =

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/aequitas3/Fail_Dog.jpg

Yossarian
8th February 2010, 09:32 PM
Is your matchplay win rate 75% like mine is?

adlo
8th February 2010, 09:36 PM
I wouldn't boast fwend, we know the real result when you played Zeus.

Yossarian
8th February 2010, 09:58 PM
I was hoping you had forgotten that. Don't let this match build a wall between us.

adlo
8th February 2010, 10:31 PM
Why would I do that?

Unless I lose, that is.

Yossarian
9th February 2010, 07:42 PM
It is what we do here adlo. Build walls.

adlo
9th February 2010, 07:52 PM
Walls between WA and the Queensland clique.

I wish it wasn't so.

I have a dream............

Yossarian
9th February 2010, 08:01 PM
So do I adlo. So do I. Think how beautiful it could be if we stopped bleating? If the whales were allowed to run free.

just
9th February 2010, 08:04 PM
I tear down walls. I build bridges with the recycled bricks. I have changed.

Yossarian
9th February 2010, 08:10 PM
I meant to say in another thread just. No wonder you were so angry last year if you drank XXXX that stuff tastes like "insert powerful adjective here".

And I am not sure even you could tear down these walls. These walls that divide a nation. Causing mass consternation. When all we want is celebration.

just
9th February 2010, 08:14 PM
It was XXXX Gold which is a different beast.
r1H8lkkOrhw

3oneday
9th February 2010, 08:15 PM
This match humped yet ?

adlo
9th February 2010, 08:18 PM
Just, I threw a similarly themed song on my Ozgolf mix CD. I didn't know why until now, my sub conscious must have made me do it.

LarryLong
9th February 2010, 08:19 PM
If you do manage to tear down the walls, I think you should get David Hasslehoff to play live at the site of the wall.

I've been lookin' for freeeedom!

Yossarian
9th February 2010, 08:21 PM
Damn LL you read my mind, we need the Hoff!

He could save us.

sms316
9th February 2010, 08:54 PM
Walls between WA and the Queensland clique.

I wish it wasn't so.

I have a dream............
Apologies for the threadjack, for we all know none of you WA lads would ever jack away....

Am I considered part of the Qld clique?

Yossarian
9th February 2010, 08:57 PM
sms you are possibly the hybrid Qld/ACT/NSW person that could save us all, tearing down these invisible walls, bringing happiness and peace to all. I shall call you Neo.

Johnny Canuck
9th February 2010, 09:00 PM
I meant to say in another thread just. No wonder you were so angry last year if you drank XXXX that stuff tastes like "insert powerful adjective here".

And I am not sure even you could tear down these walls. These walls that divide a nation. Causing mass consternation. When all we want is celebration.

You'd probably go a lot better with a noun here.

It tastes like fluffy probably won't get your point across.

Yossarian
9th February 2010, 09:01 PM
Good point. Probably a noun and an adjective.

sms316
9th February 2010, 09:02 PM
sms you are possibly the hybrid Qld/ACT/NSW person that could save us all, tearing down these invisible walls, bringing happiness and peace to all. I shall call you Neo.
I'm like the OzGolf Santa.

Just a jolly fat **** who wants happiness for everyone.

Johnny Canuck
9th February 2010, 09:13 PM
This talk of segregation:

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/negro_shenanigans.jpeg

KristianJ
13th February 2010, 08:08 PM
This progressed from the procrastination stage yet?

Yossarian
13th February 2010, 08:09 PM
No, this might be harder to get off the ground than I thought, uni is going to take a fair bit of my time. Might have to be a cheeky 18 holes around freo public.

KristianJ
13th February 2010, 08:11 PM
I hope by cheeky you don't mean Homer and Marge Simpson playing putt putt.

adlo
13th February 2010, 08:11 PM
A weekend round in March or April. Surely. Day trip to Bunbury for a Sat comp?

TourFit
13th February 2010, 08:13 PM
And the winner gets to play me...

...(after I beat Golfnut, that is!)

Yossarian
13th February 2010, 08:13 PM
I think a bunbury sat comp could be the go, just assignments and such but I will be able to work something out.

PS

You are going down like a queerlander on another queerlander.

adlo
13th February 2010, 08:17 PM
Queerlander. That's gay.

We'll work it out. With the return of uni and the start of my business it could prove to be the battle of the choppers.

Yossarian
13th February 2010, 08:23 PM
It could, although I have dropped back to only a couple of rounds a week and maybe the range once every second week and I seem to be managing ok. As do you.

There is also a driving range just off the back of uni so that could be handy, just need to keep the short game sharp.

MegaWatty
14th February 2010, 12:52 AM
And the winner gets to play me...

...(after I beat Golfnut, that is!)

You sure you're not playing me? IF you beat GN.

Golfnut
15th February 2010, 12:56 AM
And the winner gets to play me...

...(after I beat Golfnut, that is!)

At the rate we're going mate...this could be handed to you on a platter.

Johnny Canuck
15th February 2010, 11:49 AM
At the rate we're going mate...this could be handed to you on a platter.

Fit's already drooling.

Yossarian
1st March 2010, 05:19 PM
Not sure I'll be able to find time for this... Busy and all that ;)

adlo
1st March 2010, 05:23 PM
You are worse than Yass Golf Course.....

Yossarian
1st March 2010, 07:17 PM
Ha! I saw that as well but shouldered arms. So dawn tmz?

adlo
1st March 2010, 07:19 PM
You think I am going to play Freo Public. You are delusional.

Surely we can do this in your uni break. April?

Yossarian
1st March 2010, 07:22 PM
Next week is study break if you want to do it then, otherwise I can slot you in somewhere I am sure.

adlo
1st March 2010, 07:23 PM
OK, next week might be an option. My people will call your people.

Yossarian
1st March 2010, 07:25 PM
We'll do lunch.

adlo
1st March 2010, 07:32 PM
Werd.

LarryLong
1st March 2010, 07:41 PM
Next week is study break if you want to do it then, otherwise I can slot you in somewhere I am sure.

I'm sure there's a hidden meaning somewhere in that...:mrgreen:

Golfnut
1st March 2010, 09:50 PM
^^^ Didn't pick Adlo as a "slot" filler though :lol:

TourFit
2nd March 2010, 06:12 PM
Haven't you seen his arse out, butt waggle in the pre shot routine ???

Just waiting for someone to fill the slot...

adlo
2nd March 2010, 06:18 PM
The waggle is there.... perhaps Yoss misinterpreted?

TourFit
2nd March 2010, 06:39 PM
He's doing a law degree...I would have thought misinterpretation would be an asset??? :)

Yossarian
2nd March 2010, 08:10 PM
Slow down ladies. Man is all you guys think about other men or what?

adlo
2nd March 2010, 08:18 PM
Ha ha, he has a girlfriend back in town and now he is a mans man.

Yossarian
2nd March 2010, 08:24 PM
Negative, I have always been about the ladies, which is why I don't mind golfing with simmsy.

Golfnut
2nd March 2010, 09:58 PM
Negative, I have always been about the old ladies, which is why I don't mind golfing with simmsy.

:lol:

Yossarian
10th March 2010, 11:48 AM
And the winner gets to play me...

...(after I beat Golfnut, that is!)

Just spotted this chesnut, good call fit!

Golfnut
10th March 2010, 11:56 AM
I should gloat shouldn't I....... :)

Yossarian
10th March 2010, 01:18 PM
I would ;)

TourFit
10th March 2010, 06:08 PM
You did...

...and you had the chance to win it several times before you ACTUALLY did (and still almost didn't!). Golfnut was never really in it until the 18th Tee !!!

It'll be interesting to see the Matchplay Index on the KB scorecard...it seems that I played off 9.4 (9) but was actually off 9.5 (10) at the time!! I wonder where the 15th ranked hole on the index is (and if it would have played a part in the result).

Not that it'll change ANYTHING - that is not what I mean BTW !!!!

Golfnut
10th March 2010, 10:13 PM
You did...

...and you had the chance to win it several times before you ACTUALLY did (and still almost didn't!). Golfnut was never really in it until the 18th Tee !!!



Did I ???? When??? Where???

We talking aboot the same match here Fit????

TourFit
11th March 2010, 12:34 AM
It was in reference to Yoss saying "I Would"...he beat me at Joondalup last year, and, like you didn't make too many mistakes down the stretch.

Golfnut
11th March 2010, 06:26 PM
Oh ok.....getting my wires crossed then....yeah I threw my card away so not sure where the 15th rank hole is at KB.....might have gone a playoff hole otherwise. Thank God it didn't, my run would've surely come to an end.

TourFit
12th March 2010, 03:06 PM
Yes...yes, it would've!!

adlo
10th April 2010, 05:38 PM
It's on. (http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/18389-Sunday-AM-11-4-10-Secret-Harbour-10am)

Yossarian
10th April 2010, 06:50 PM
Ryan Adams v Neil Young, will it be out of the blue or into the black?

adlo
10th April 2010, 07:29 PM
http://www.globalwebcasters.com/images/divx/neil-young-heart-of-gold.jpg vs http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/174s/11929379.jpg

TourFit
10th April 2010, 09:54 PM
Is the 79 indicative of gross score or nett ???

adlo
11th April 2010, 06:08 PM
After all of that.......

We started the day with 2 flushed drives. Yoss put his approach to about 8 feet and lipped the birdie putt. I 2 putted from 40+ feet to halve.

Yoss wins number 2 and number 3 with 1 putts. Yoss, 1 putts? WTF? Number 3 came after he got away with a shanked chip.

Yoss wins 4 & 5, as he gets a shot on both holes. Yoss 4 up after 5.

Halve 6 and Adlo wins 7,8 and 9 as I find some form for the first time. Yoss 4 putted 7 after being on in reg, then put his tee shot on 8 in the drink. Sweet.

Yoss dominated the back 9 and with a crazy up and down on 14 and near sinking his approach on 15 makes the match dormie 3.

Adlo knocks his tee shot to 20 feet on 16 after Yoss loses his tee shot right. Dormie 2.

Both tee shots on 17 in the right spot. Yoss pulls approach short and left into bunker. Takes 3 to get out. Adlo sinks a downhill 6 footer for bogey. Dormie 1.

Yoss gets a stroke on #18..... Both tee shots pulled left. Adlo finds his in the bunker. Yoss in the shite. Takes a few swings to get it out.... into the bunker. Yoss is sitting 3 feet from the cup for 6, Adlo has a 6 footer for bogey to win the hole otherwise face a half and lose the match. Adlo drains the putt.

Match squared. A heap of fun, we will reschedule the replay for another time.

Yoss is still a bandit on 18 when he putts well. He hit the ball better than any of us today.

AndyP
11th April 2010, 06:33 PM
Match squared. A heap of fun, we will reschedule the replay for another time.
Are you allowed to replay a match in WA? It doesn't go down to well with the Queensland mutants.

Well done on hanging in there, adlo.
Yoss, I feel your pain.

adlo
11th April 2010, 06:50 PM
We are playing knockout format, so a replay seems viable. Extra holes are not always an option at a public course.

Cheers AP.

MegaWatty
11th April 2010, 07:03 PM
Adlo's in charge of the matchplay. He'll do whatever the **** he wants. ;)

Yossarian
11th April 2010, 07:08 PM
Great match, I thought I had it wrapped up on that par 3 and had a bit of a brain fade, but full credit to adlo for those last three holes, stoopid bunkers! I think you forgot to mention my three air swings as well on 14?

Golfnut
11th April 2010, 08:44 PM
Well done Boys, good close one.....some nice mini comebacks throughout that round from Adlo there.....should be a good re-match.

How was SH?

AndyP
11th April 2010, 08:53 PM
We are playing knockout format, so a replay seems viable. Extra holes are not always an option at a public course.

Cheers AP.There are no excuses for ties up my way. A putt-off or flip of a coin is expected by the Qld wankers. I had three ties in a row with Rusty and we were told it was unacceptable. :roll:

If you had so much fun with your first match, imagine how much fun there will be for the next one (and added pressure).

adlo
11th April 2010, 09:02 PM
Well done Boys, good close one.....some nice mini comebacks throughout that round from Adlo there.....should be a good re-match.

How was SH?
In good nick and fun conditions. Great course.

There are no excuses for ties up my way. A putt-off or flip of a coin is expected by the Qld wankers. I had three ties in a row with Rusty and we were told it was unacceptable. :roll:

If you had so much fun with your first match, imagine how much fun there will be for the next one (and added pressure).

A flip of the coin after 4-5 hours of matchplay? That is Wanker-esque.

The rematch will be a blast.

LarryLong
11th April 2010, 09:05 PM
Match squared. A heap of fun, we will reschedule the replay for another time.

Sounds like an epic battle. :) Nice finish.

Also sounds like you may have witnessed choking of a magnitude not seen since the Boston Strangler was put behind bars.

Golfnut
11th April 2010, 09:12 PM
Sounds like an epic battle. :) Nice finish.

Also sounds like you may have witnessed choking of a magnitude not seen since the Boston Strangler was put behind bars.

Nah, you've only got to go back to my last round to find a TourChoke of greater magnitude :lol:

Yossarian
11th April 2010, 09:23 PM
Adlo just started playing well and I played shit, not really a choke ;) Trying tourfits sergio move on the par 3 probably wasn't wise.

Johnny Canuck
12th April 2010, 09:29 AM
Hole 16 - Losing a tee shot on a short par 3is chokeresque.

Hole 17 - 3 out of a bunker is a choke.

Admit it, you were scared hitting towards the water.

Hole 18 - lost tee shot when getting a stroke = choke

He found form? You lost the last two holes to bogeys.

Yossarian
12th April 2010, 10:07 AM
Yes JC whatever you say, if I were you I'd focus on how your going to beat pieface while playing off 2. ;)

Pieface
12th April 2010, 10:16 AM
You two actually looked pretty dejected when we finally got down 18. I think JC got it right Yoss. You choked up :p

*EDIT*
JC is off two Bwahahaha! 24 strokes to play with...nice 8)

Yossarian
12th April 2010, 10:18 AM
You'll need them if you are planning on having 10 point nines ;)

Pieface
12th April 2010, 10:20 AM
WAnker!

TourFit
12th April 2010, 01:44 PM
And 22 point back nines !!!

Simmsy-esque.

Bruce Dickinson
12th April 2010, 02:01 PM
a best of five rock paper scissors should be used to settle ties

Johnny Canuck
12th April 2010, 02:03 PM
Can you choke in rock paper scissors?

Yossarian
26th April 2010, 05:21 PM
So aldo, dog leg city?

adlo
26th April 2010, 05:26 PM
Sure. Pending the date of the Winter Cup in the next few days, lets lock this puppy in.

Yossarian
26th April 2010, 05:29 PM
Werd. Anytime until the last week of may is good for me.

adlo
26th April 2010, 10:53 PM
May 16?

Either at the Winter Cup, or if the Cup moves to June, we'll play Dog Leg City. Thoughts?

Yossarian
26th April 2010, 10:59 PM
That sounds good mate!

Yossarian
3rd May 2010, 12:04 PM
Ok sweetcheeks, May 16 sun city sound good? The greens should be good by then, I won't be too stressed with uni work ;) as long as you are not too busy mate?

And I'm back on 18 :(

adlo
3rd May 2010, 07:49 PM
I'm off 15 now. Sweet!

I'll get back to you about the 16th ASAP.

Yossarian
3rd May 2010, 08:51 PM
****!

Only 3 shots! I want proof! ;)

adlo
16th May 2010, 08:16 PM
The rematch will be at the Winter Classic.

Same course. Different handicaps.

Adlo gives up 3 shots to Yoss. With one of those being the 18th, lets hope the match can be over by then......

Yossarian
16th May 2010, 09:15 PM
3 shots, this is a joke. I used to get 3 shots on some holes. Kind of.

adlo
16th May 2010, 09:29 PM
We'll see.

You are on a fair handicap playing off 18.

I can play like a 14 or a 40 at the moment.

Yossarian
30th May 2010, 08:10 PM
Raiden Wins!

Golfnut
30th May 2010, 08:11 PM
Fatality?

adlo
30th May 2010, 08:12 PM
Well done Yoss, good luck in the next round.

Yossarian
30th May 2010, 08:12 PM
What happened with the face and sorocks prick.

15 was the best hole ever!

adlo
30th May 2010, 08:13 PM
Soroks win 4 & 2.

15 was mental. Bloody marshall.

Yossarian
30th May 2010, 08:17 PM
Good win to the soroks prick. Nuffie will be pleased.

I am thinking of emailing them about that wanker. Petty? Yes but he was a fooking douche.

adlo
30th May 2010, 08:20 PM
Agreed.

Golfnut
30th May 2010, 08:25 PM
Yoss......TF's got your sunglasses case, he said he's likely to see you soonish!?!?!.....I may be AWOL from golf for a while now.

Yossarian
30th May 2010, 08:27 PM
Cool cheers mate!