Needing a date for Valentine's Day

[sms316]

Looking for a fourth.

8.10am at Keperra GC.

sms - 36 pts
chrisogigolo - 34 pts
henwah - 29 pts

[sms316]

To sweeten the deal I will bring a few rocks to chuck on Dwayne's roof.

:twisted:

[Jarro]

Pretty popular event this one :roll:

[sms316]

Just proves how many of you soft-cocks are under the thumb.

[just]

I would play but I hate Keperra with a passion.

[PeteyD]

Too far to play a goat track.

[billybaub]

Too much else on offer on a dirty weekend

[AndyP]

I'm going to the pyjama cricket that day, and will almost definitely be doing more landscaping in the morning. The sooner it's done, the sooner I can get back to golf.

[Jarro]

I'm going to the pyjama cricket

But you don't like it :-s

[Eag's]

I will be working the day shift otherwise I would have played.

[jaybam]

If i took a sickie on that day to play golf rather than be with the misus i would have heaps more time for golf. Think i will take the stay at work option :)

[razaar]

The 14th is a new moon...never play golf on a new moon.

[PeteyD]

particularly at Gailes.

[razaar]

or Keperra. Funny story about that at Keperra GC. The entrance to the club used to be across the railway line via Keperra Street. In 1959 the railway crossing to the club was closed because of an accident on the line involving a member's vehicle and a train late one night. Nobody was hurt but the vehicle was a writeoff and the occupants (two brothers)were lucky to see the next day. The story goes that the car stalled on the line and one of the brothers said "bloody hell the moon is bright and getting bigger very fast". Shortly after they were driving sideways along the railway track.

[Iain]

Poor train drivers....

[markTHEblake]

the lack of interest in this is because of a massive ozgolf matchplay event at Carbrook. you guys should reschedule.

[henno]

I'm only playing at Keperra because it's about as far away from Carbrook as I can get.

[chrisogigolo]

I'm coming from canberra to play Keparra?! I'm excited. Surely sms can get me on royal.... Don't have any probs in Canberra?

[sms316]

RQ is beyond any Canberra peasant.

[chrisogigolo]

Arn't Queenslanders a bit slow? Thats why your an hour behind... You had more wit about you when you lived in the nations capital!:-k

[chrisogigolo]

By the way Henno, i'm looking forward to playing with, and meeting you. Just don't stand at 45 degrees - I can't be responsible for what happens... :oops:

[Daves]

By the way Henno, i'm looking forward to playing with, and meeting you. Just don't stand at 45 degrees - I can't be responsible for what happens... :oops:

ditto for henno!

[chrisogigolo]

A shank-a-thon! This will be fun.... What will the bet be, least shanks?

[henno]

Just don't stand behind me as I swing. The hennocopter is a thing of beauty, but a little loose and liable to take someone's head off.

[chrisogigolo]

Henno, I have a brother that we call tsunami dave. He lets it rip, but has no idea where its going.

[henno]

Tsunami Dave already sounds like a legend. Does he swing flatter than all heck as well?

[chrisogigolo]

This thing is a whirlwind. Ask sms how much he enjoys playing with Tsunami dave.... Not much of a fan for looking for lost balls all day.
He did give me the low down on you though... There will be plenty of drinks!

[henno]

I do like a cold top on a Sunday morning.

[sms316]

Henno, I have a brother that we call tsunami dave. He lets it rip, but has no idea where its going.
:lol::lol: Tsunami Dave. What a frikkin pain in the arse golfer he was. Ex aussie rules player who was built like a stocking full of walnuts. Had an extraordinarily wristy swing (and yes, flat as a tack too).

Hit the ball miles but anywhere within a 110 degree area. Biggest problem was that he never watched where he hit it.

He remains quite firmly on my list of people whom I will never play golf with again.

[chrisogigolo]

Being related to Tsunami Dave i should be very diplomatic... f%#k +t I hate playing with him because he talks so much shite and then hits one fairway and turns around and says, " see, I can hit it 350 metres..". I'm telling you, I've had some blues with him on the golf course. Henno, you interested in joining shaun and showing me some nightlife in Brisvegas after we play...

[henno]

Unfortunately I've got a BBBQ to go to afterwards. My nightlife will consist of downing beers and getting eaten by the millions of mosquitoes at Boondal.

[just]

No mosquitos at Boondall, they were sprayed last week. Drop in and raid the fridge of Lucas while you are there.

[PeteyD]

hmm if I drive to Henno's and scab a lift I might be in this. I'll let you kow what I can sort out.

[henno]

Doooooo eeeeeet!!

[sms316]

hmm if I drive to Henno's and scab a lift I might be in this. I'll let you kow what I can sort out.


Doooooo eeeeeet!!
This done yet?

[PeteyD]

Nah can't make it sundee

[henno]

Booo!

[razaar]

Keperra GC was under water again following Saturday & Sunday's rain. Surely their decision makers must twig eventually that the culvert type crossings and debris in Kedron Brook is creating beaver dams throughout the course.

[sms316]

Mmmmmm.... beaver....

[sms316]

****bump****

[henno]

We're a popular bunch, you and I.

[sms316]

Desperate and dateless on Valentines...

[markTHEblake]

you havent got time to play golf on a weekday anyway, dont you have an appointment down the gold coast?

[sms316]

True. I have to take chrisogigolo to a titty bar on the Gold Coast. I don't want to do it, but I have to make sure he doesn't do himself an injury.

[henno]

I don't want to do it

Riiiiiiiiight.... I believe you. :lol:

[henno]

Pussies. We need a fourth!

[sms316]

We need Daves, then we could have 3 lefties in the group.

[Daves]

Would love to play but have my matchplay against Blakey on at Carbrook.

[sms316]

Keperra is a much better course than Nudgee btw.

[razaar]

I'd be in it, but I have to play pennants.

[Eag's]

Some people do have to work on Sundays you know :roll:

[Jarro]

Some people do have to work on Sundays you know :roll:

:(

[sms316]

Firstly, Keperra has improved a lot. I've never seen it with rough before. It is still a little rough around the edges, but not far at all from being in ideal condition.

Was a nice round this morning with henno and the gigolo - apart from the fact that the bug which my wife spent all night fighting decided to take me on halfway down the 1st hole. I have seriously never spewed so much in my life, let alone in a round of golf.

Dwayne came out and showed his ugly melon while we were on the 15th tee. Shame really as we were about to unleash a few "better balls" on his roof. :wink:

sms 36pts
gig 34pts
hen 29pts

[chrisogigolo]

wot a shame we only had three. I would have paid money to see some of the stuff i saw today... It started as sms was walking down the 1st fairway, "I don't feel so good". He proceeded to have more vomits than Henno had points! I believe Henno has a visual to be posted. Highlight was definitely the waterfall coming out of sms on the 16th tee and the magnificent 2 1/2 shanks by the gigolo...

[henno]

I've never seen so much chunder. The man's a machine, spewing 3 or 4 times every hole and still playing to one under. Had he not "started to feel better" and finished bogey bogey it would have been an amazing feat.

Sadly, my camera phone's shutter delay missed the money shot, but you get the idea.

http://imgur.com/7nCuBl.jpg

[henno]

At least my NTP held up. ;)

[Eag's]

Tough way to drop a few more kilos Shaun ;)

[razaar]

I've never seen so much chunder. The man's a machine, spewing 3 or 4 times every hole and still playing to one under. Had he not "started to feel better" and finished bogey bogey it would have been an amazing feat.

Sadly, my camera phone's shutter delay missed the money shot, but you get the idea.

http://imgur.com/7nCuBl.jpg
Keperra GC has the same effect on me Shaun. Nice yawn by the way.

[Choppa]

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