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sms316
25th January 2010, 08:35 AM
Tuesday 9th February 2010. Virginia GC.

At this stage sms has to give shazza 10 shots, although shazza is comfortably sitting on 11.4, and your's truly is on 0.6 so this could potentially mean 12 shots given.

Please God - let me win. I promise I'll be good!

[-o<

BrisVegas
25th January 2010, 08:38 AM
I love youse both, but go Shaz.

just
25th January 2010, 08:40 AM
I'll back the one who buys me the most pies and beers, so far Shaz is ahead.

PeteyD
25th January 2010, 08:40 AM
That would be a blue marker day too.

In true Pulp Fiction style, the Bride must be backed, as she is unstoppable.

henno
25th January 2010, 08:42 AM
That would be a blue marker day too.

Advantage Shazza. It'll be a 5 minute walk between where SMS tees off and the ladies tees. :mrgreen:

shazza_rs
25th January 2010, 08:44 AM
GGF Henno :)

I'll be using that to my non advantage.... In shitty form at the moment, and I suck in the heat :(

Eag's
25th January 2010, 08:44 AM
So Shaz will Pete be caddying for you this time?
Oh yeah go Shazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

just
25th January 2010, 08:47 AM
Shaz
You playing this hole?

shazza_rs
25th January 2010, 08:47 AM
No he'll be going to work after having Monday off to watch the superbowl.

sms316
25th January 2010, 08:47 AM
I love youse both, but go Shaz.


I'll back the one who buys me the most pies and beers, so far Shaz is ahead.


In true Pulp Fiction style, the Bride must be backed, as she is unstoppable.


Advantage Shazza.


Oh yeah go Shazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
This thread is developing a real foul odour already.

just
25th January 2010, 08:48 AM
At least I've given you a chance to win my backing!!

sms316
25th January 2010, 08:52 AM
All I have to do is buy you some pies? Wouldn't even know where to look.

:wink:

Dotty
25th January 2010, 08:56 AM
If SMS can't beat Benno at least once, then what chance has he got against a proper golfer. :razz:

Go Shaz.

WBennett
25th January 2010, 09:17 AM
I resemble that remark Dottie. I am the worst player in Australia, and still have a 2 and 0 record against Mudgets.

Shazzzza to do it easy.

sms316
25th January 2010, 09:22 AM
Blah blah blah... Dodgy handicap. Blah blah blah...
Will my chances improve if I bring a copy of the Karma Sutra and during the round pass it over to Pete & Shaz?

Dennis
25th January 2010, 09:27 AM
Shaz,

Some advice:

1) Don't let him change his handicap upwards on the first tee from what he posts on ozgolf
2) Check bags for firecrackers
3) Don't stand anywhere where a schank may find you
4) Make sure he has taxi money with him prior to playing
5) Enjoy your win!!!

sms316
25th January 2010, 09:32 AM
Shaz,

Some advice:

1) Don't let him change his handicap upwards on the first tee from what he posts on ozgolf
2) Check bags for firecrackers
3) Don't stand anywhere where a schank may find you
4) Make sure he has taxi money with him prior to playing
5) Enjoy your win!!!
You are a genuinely funny guy Dennis. I should give you more credit.

1. shaz has my golflink number.
2. I've run out of crackers (would have used them on ziggy last week if I had any left).
3. good advice
4. Phillip Simpson gave me a lift to save me time. Dunno where this taxi money rumour started.
5. probably good advice.

shazza_rs
25th January 2010, 10:14 AM
Seriously Dennis you need to get over your obsession with sms. I've found him to be nothing but a gentlemen.

My advice is to let things go. Build a bridge and don't hold grudges.

just
25th January 2010, 10:35 AM
I've found him to be nothing but a gentlemen.
I agree with the rest but no need to blatantly lie to ice the cake!:razz:

Dennis
25th January 2010, 10:46 AM
Seriously Dennis you need to get over your obsession with sms. I've found him to be nothing but a gentlemen.

My advice is to let things go. Build a bridge and don't hold grudges.

Ummm....

Nup

:smt038

Eag's
25th January 2010, 10:59 AM
Ummm....

Nup

:smt038

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jaybam
25th January 2010, 01:52 PM
going to have to back the big fella in this one. Sorry shazza. Go the blues :) :) :)

Jarro
25th January 2010, 01:54 PM
Well whatdya know ... i have that day off work.

Do you need a caddy Shaz ?

sms316
25th January 2010, 01:56 PM
Would you be able to reach the buggy handle?

Jarro
25th January 2010, 01:58 PM
Yeah i should be able to handle that mudguts :mrgreen:

Ned
25th January 2010, 01:59 PM
Seriously Dennis you need to get over your obsession with sms. I've found him to be nothing but a gentlemen.

My advice is to let things go. Build a bridge and don't hold grudges.


There is a few others in this forum that should heed your advice Shazza!

sms316
25th January 2010, 02:00 PM
That's right. I am a thorough gentleman.

Yossarian
25th January 2010, 04:03 PM
Go shorn!

sms316
25th January 2010, 05:12 PM
I knew I could count on the support from the West.

markTHEblake
25th January 2010, 05:25 PM
Shazza did ya pick a course that some holes are par 5's for you and par 4's for him.
Thats sure as hell to confuse the doofus.

sms316
25th January 2010, 05:27 PM
Won't matter Blake. This is going to be like killing Bambi.

:mrgreen:

Yossarian
25th January 2010, 05:29 PM
Bambi died?

Jarro
25th January 2010, 05:30 PM
Yeah, SMS ate it :shock:

jaybam
25th January 2010, 05:46 PM
Yeah, SMS ate it :shock:


You have a weird fetish for sms eating stuff huh??? Is there something you want from him ??? :-k :-k :-k

AndyP
25th January 2010, 05:57 PM
Shazza did ya pick a course that some holes are par 5's for you and par 4's for him.
Thats sure as hell to confuse the doofus.Check the Vic matchplay thread, Blakey. It's confusing them there.

Dennis
25th January 2010, 06:47 PM
Easy...

Handicap difference plus the difference between ACR for men and women.

Use the ladies index for what holes you get

Don't worry Shaz, you will kick his arse. His matchplay record is woeful

sms316
25th January 2010, 07:50 PM
My matchplay record is woeful. True.

Luckily form is temporary and class lasts forever. :mrgreen:

markTHEblake
25th January 2010, 09:14 PM
Bambi died?

yes, Bambi did a video nasty.


Handicap difference plus the difference between ACR for men and women.

Thats the obvious one


Use the ladies index for what holes you get

that would be ridiculous. its the standard matchplay index or nothing

henno
25th January 2010, 09:21 PM
that would be ridiculous. its the standard matchplay index or nothing

For the second time in history, I agree with Blakey. :mrgreen:

This is becoming an alarming trend.

Dennis
25th January 2010, 10:08 PM
It the rules...and im just the messenger

henno
25th January 2010, 10:22 PM
So when two ladies have a match do they use the ladies index or the normal matchplay index?

markTHEblake
25th January 2010, 11:22 PM
The ladies had screwed up their own golf admin for decades, they had weird handicapping system, weird everything, cos they thought they knew how to do it better.

But no more.

PeteyD
26th January 2010, 04:28 AM
About time they were banned.

sms316
26th January 2010, 08:23 AM
You have a weird fetish for sms eating stuff huh??? Is there something you want from him ??? :-k :-k :-k
I think Jarro and Dennis are related. Just like both of their sets of parents.

Dennis
26th January 2010, 08:49 AM
I think Jarro and Dennis are related. Just like both of their sets of parents.

I think you are fat and ugly...just my thoughts

At least you can fix the fat bit I guess.

henno
26th January 2010, 09:14 AM
What are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants its bum back?

My dad could beat your dad in a fight.


... and other primary school insults. :roll:

Dennis
26th January 2010, 11:06 AM
What you say is what you are.

Ned
26th January 2010, 11:24 AM
About time they were banned.

Who ? :-k

Mudguts and Dennis ???????????:roll:

:wink:

markTHEblake
26th January 2010, 11:25 AM
I think he meant boobs, he wants them banned for sure.

sms316
31st January 2010, 04:53 PM
38 points at Nudgee today. 17/21. CCR is 35 points so thats a 0.9 drop. Ah crap back down to 10.6.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

shazza_rs
31st January 2010, 04:54 PM
It's one shot... You've still got nothing! :)

markTHEblake
31st January 2010, 04:55 PM
just pick a monthly medal day, then his tees are right back, and yours didnt move.
Riverlakes would be perfect!

sms316
31st January 2010, 05:04 PM
She already has by picking Virginia on a Blue tee day.

I am therefore the underdog.

Daves
31st January 2010, 05:05 PM
She already has by picking Virginia on a Blue tee day.

I am therefore the underdog.

http://afine2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/violin.jpg


(http://afine2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/violin.jpg)

shazza_rs
31st January 2010, 05:06 PM
It wasn't on purpose :) I just picked a date that suited me. You are sooooo not the underdog! I suck at matchplay.

sms316
31st January 2010, 05:07 PM
You are sooooo not the underdog!
FFS I am giving you a head start on every hole. Sounds like a fair claim to me. :mrgreen:

shazza_rs
31st January 2010, 05:08 PM
And you hit it miles longer than i do. I don't see what the issue is! :)

jaybam
31st January 2010, 05:09 PM
His just scared of being beaten by a girl ;) looking for excuses

sms316
31st January 2010, 05:17 PM
My undying discipline, courage and spirit will see me through.

henno
31st January 2010, 05:20 PM
My undying discipline, courage and spirit will see me through.

Not to mention the sneaky 64 off the stick you had a week or so ago. A bit quiet about that one, weren't you! :shock:

Yes, I'm stalking your golflink.

sms316
31st January 2010, 05:21 PM
Not to mention the sneaky 64 off the stick you had a week or so ago. A bit quiet about that one, weren't you! :shock:

Yes, I'm stalking your golflink.
Modesty prevents me from.... ah screw it.

It was 63 actually. Birdie on a hole with a shot (par comp).

AndyP
31st January 2010, 05:24 PM
Not to mention the sneaky 64 off the stick you had a week or so ago. A bit quiet about that one, weren't you! :shock:

Yes, I'm stalking your golflink.
And now everyone is.

henno
31st January 2010, 05:25 PM
Typical, you birdie the one hole you get a shot on in a par event.

Is that equal your best ever? 7 under par is no mean feat. Well done.

sms316
31st January 2010, 05:28 PM
Yeah. 7 red is my best (had it 3 times now). Followed it with a thousand over the next day though. May not have been feeling so good the next morning.

markTHEblake
31st January 2010, 05:36 PM
His just scared of being beaten by a girl ;) looking for excuses

i was thinking that shazza is the one scared of being beaten by a girl.

jaybam
31st January 2010, 05:41 PM
i was thinking that shazza is the one scared of being beaten by a girl.


Actually giggled at this one. Well done Blakey :smt038

PeteyD
31st January 2010, 06:42 PM
Blakey said something funny!

peter_rs
1st February 2010, 07:49 AM
go shazza... lets hope you win other wise its a sad car ride home.

sms316
1st February 2010, 08:38 AM
go shazza... lets hope you win other wise its a sad car ride home.
What about all of those PMs you have been sending me where you tell me that shazza needs to be the #2 golfer in the household?

:mrgreen:

peter_rs
1st February 2010, 08:53 AM
dreams...

sms316
5th February 2010, 11:48 AM
Getting close to the big day, in fact 2 big days with the Wynnum Cup on this Sunday as well. I have been doing some research recently to work out the best preparation for these gruelling tests of golf. It seems that sex before sport is considered to have no negative impact, so who am I to argue. Whilst researching the subject I came across this champagne quote from George Best;



'I certainly never found it had any effect on my performance,' he said. 'Maybe best not the hour before, but the night before makes no odds.'


So I will continue to warm up in the traditional manner.

Sydney Hacker
5th February 2010, 12:35 PM
Getting close to the big day, in fact 2 big days with the Wynnum Cup on this Sunday as well. I have been doing some research recently to work out the best preparation for these gruelling tests of golf. It seems that sex before sport is considered to have no negative impact, so who am I to argue. Whilst researching the subject I came across this champagne quote from George Best;



So I will continue to warm up in the traditional manner.

Won't that leave you at risk of cramping in the forearms ?

Yossarian
5th February 2010, 12:37 PM
He will be getting his partner to reach around SH. So no danger of forearm cramp. The core muscles might be a little sore though.

Jarro
5th February 2010, 03:49 PM
Go Shazza !!!!!

henno
5th February 2010, 03:57 PM
Can a prolapsed anus impede your swing?

Jarro
5th February 2010, 04:03 PM
Can a prolapsed anus impede your swing?

Ask Yoss.

Yossarian
5th February 2010, 04:46 PM
Ask jarro. I gave him one. ;)

sms316
5th February 2010, 04:46 PM
Just one?

Yossarian
5th February 2010, 04:47 PM
There is only so much love to give.

Jarro
5th February 2010, 05:16 PM
Ask jarro. I gave him one. ;)

No, you just gave me the shits :mrgreen:

Yossarian
5th February 2010, 05:21 PM
Call it whatever you like baby:smt047

sms316
5th February 2010, 05:27 PM
Filthy animals. Take your disgusting talk over to a WA thread.

Yossarian
5th February 2010, 07:25 PM
Really so you wouldn't have any films of anything like that?

sms316
5th February 2010, 07:28 PM
Really so you wouldn't have any films of anything like that?


Seriously Dennis you need to get over your obsession with sms. I've found him to be nothing but a gentlemen.

Like Shazza said. I'm a gentleman. :mrgreen:

sms316
8th February 2010, 08:18 AM
You smell something Rabbit?





Fear!

Lucasto23
8th February 2010, 11:42 AM
hahaha :)

jaybam
8th February 2010, 02:40 PM
Have changed my ways and i hope the barefoot chick kicks your ass :)

jaybam
8th February 2010, 02:41 PM
GGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Shazza !!!!!

sms316
8th February 2010, 02:45 PM
Have changed my ways and i hope the barefoot chick kicks your ass :)
Zig by looks. Zig by nature.

Iain
8th February 2010, 03:47 PM
You smell something Rabbit?





Fear!

That was you yesterday!!

Daves
9th February 2010, 09:40 AM
Is this won yet?

I'll swear I heard knees knocking from here!:lol: Go Shazza!:mrgreen:

Jarro
9th February 2010, 09:41 AM
Shaz will be one up by now ;)

SMS was shitting bricks about this match :lol:

Jarro
9th February 2010, 10:13 AM
**update**

SMS 1 up after 1 :(

Jarro
9th February 2010, 10:56 AM
**update**

SMS 1 up after 3

Jarro
9th February 2010, 11:57 AM
SMS 2 up after 9

PeteyD
9th February 2010, 12:04 PM
BOO

Daves
9th February 2010, 12:08 PM
Nudgee and Choppa are not sweating quite as much now!

Jarro
9th February 2010, 12:20 PM
SMS 3 up thru 11

ParMaster
9th February 2010, 12:35 PM
Go Jarro!

;)

Jarro
9th February 2010, 12:42 PM
I wont post any more updates.

I'll let the combatants tell the rest of the story later today ;)

PeteyD
9th February 2010, 12:49 PM
Triple Boo!!

Jarro
9th February 2010, 12:53 PM
SMS says the hamburgers at Virginia are fantastic ;)

Jarro
9th February 2010, 12:57 PM
SMS 4 up thru 12

Not long to go now :(

nudgee
9th February 2010, 01:07 PM
oh crap I was looking forward to playing Shazza - oooops sorry I need to beat Choppa first - getting a bit ahead of myself.

Sydney Hacker
9th February 2010, 01:13 PM
SMS says the hamburgers at Virginia are fantastic ;)

Good to see you used the plural term for hamburger... I'm sure he didn't stop at just one !

Jarro
9th February 2010, 01:17 PM
Good to see you used the plural term for hamburger... I'm sure he didn't stop at just one !

No, i don't think he has any restraint when it comes to food ;)

SMS 5 & 4 by the way :(

... bad luck Shazza.

Daves
9th February 2010, 01:30 PM
Congrats Shorn, bad luck Shazza.

3oneday
9th February 2010, 01:35 PM
So, the Beast won, or the Beauty :confused:







;)

jaybam
9th February 2010, 02:45 PM
Boooooooooo you suck. Picking on girls and all.

sms316
9th February 2010, 04:11 PM
Thanks one and all for your valued messages of support.

Thanks to shazza for an enjoyable day, even if the golf wasn't of a particularly high standard. Shaz was a thorough lady andd the score probably didn't do her justice as we were all square through 7 holes.

Thanks also to Razaar and Ferrins for tagging along. Ferrins in particular for sharing some of his, erm, anecdotes.

To those of you who haven't played Virginia lately, give it a run. You won't be disappointed with it. Great condition.

jaybam
9th February 2010, 04:12 PM
Congrats big boy. BAd luck Shazza.

sms316
9th February 2010, 04:13 PM
Oh, and this is my maiden OzGolf matchplay victory. You could say that shazza popped my cherry.

Shaz, you are my first and I will never forget this day. :mrgreen:

Jarro
9th February 2010, 04:13 PM
Nice win Shorn, i thought Shaz would've smashed you.

jaybam
9th February 2010, 04:14 PM
A great victory for the mighty Blues !!!!!!!!!!!!!

ddasey
9th February 2010, 04:14 PM
Well done Shaun.

Bad luck Shaz.

henno
9th February 2010, 04:17 PM
I had a birdie.

That is all.

sms316
9th February 2010, 04:18 PM
Nice win Shorn, i thought Shaz would've smashed you.
If shaz played anywhere near her potential she may well have. 12 shots head start is bloody hard work. Fortunately for me she never got out of second gear.

Eag's
9th February 2010, 04:20 PM
Well done Shaun, bad luck shaz.

Jarro
9th February 2010, 04:22 PM
A great victory for the mighty Blues !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Been a long time 'eh mate :p

shazza_rs
9th February 2010, 04:40 PM
Congrats Shaun on a *cough* great win! :) Unfortunately I was just that little bit off today. Didn't feel like i was hitting it as bad as my score suggests. Oh and i putt like a gumby when its windy :(

Good luck in the next round.

PS.... lucky you got a girl to pop your cherry! :)

PeteyD
9th February 2010, 05:04 PM
Well done Shorn! Good luck with the remaining rounds.

jaybam
9th February 2010, 05:51 PM
Been a long time 'eh mate :p


BIt like waiting for you to win a game of matchplay :mrgreen:

markTHEblake
9th February 2010, 08:04 PM
12 shots head start is bloody hard work

what a load of bull! :lol:

Anyone with a sustained handicap of 3 or less is far more consistent than any other golfer.

The advantage is definitely yours, you are easily more than 12 shots better than any 13 handicap - on average.

ParMaster
9th February 2010, 08:24 PM
Congrats Shaun. I knew you could do it.

;)

sms316
9th February 2010, 08:44 PM
what a load of bull! :lol:

Anyone with a sustained handicap of 3 or less is far more consistent than any other golfer.

The advantage is definitely yours, you are easily more than 12 shots better than any 13 handicap - on average.
Maybe. At least I won't have to give you that many. :mrgreen:

Flowergirl
11th February 2010, 04:22 PM
Bad luck Shazza:smt087 You big bully SMS. ( well played):D

sms316
11th February 2010, 04:25 PM
Bad luck Shazza:smt087 You big bully SMS. ( well played):D
Aww... now I feel kind of guilty.

:oops:

Eag's
11th February 2010, 04:38 PM
Bullshit :lol:

Jarro
11th February 2010, 04:58 PM
You should feel bad, everyone was rooting for Shazza 8)