A quick poll

[Yossarian]

Who is the biggest douche in the world of kiwi sport.

Your vote is important.

Yes this was inspired by Billy Bowden but I can't decide who I hate more.

[henno]

Richie McCaw

[zacdullard]

Billy Bowden closely followed by Steve Williams. I don't even know who Dan Carter is.

[Yossarian]

I don't mind McCaw as much as Carter for some reason. Anyone who cheats as much as McCaw does I kinda admire.

I don't know who to vote for.

[KristianJ]

Phar Lap was a person? Well, I never...

Oh, and $onny Bill Williams is my nomination. And I'm not a Bulldogs fan by any means.

[Jarro]

Dan Carter.

He kicks too many dropgoals :roll:

[Eag's]

How did you leave out Richard Hadlee?

[Yossarian]

Phar Lap was a person? Well, I never...

Oh, and $onny Bill Williams is my nomination. And I'm not a Bulldogs fan by any means.


I meant to put entity but saved the poll to early and can't get back to edit it.

Too young to remember Hadlee and his stats look awesome.

[just]

Richie McCaw


x's a million.

[Jarro]

What about Richard Low (sp?) - (ex Rugby player)

I seem to recall him stomping on the head of a Wallaby player

[KristianJ]

I meant to put entity but saved the poll to early and can't get back to edit it.

Too young to remember Hadlee and his stats look awesome.

I liked Sir Richard in my younger cricketing years. Trying to think of a cricketer from En Zed who in my mind could classify as a douche though...based solely on try hard retro looks, Hamish Marshall is the closest I can get:

http://static.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/DB/022005/058233.jpg

[jaybam]

I was going to say all of them. Would be easier to try and nominate 1 good one wouldnt it???

[moree golfer]

What about Richard Loe (sp?) - (ex Rugby player)

I seem to recall him stomping on the head of a Wallaby player
+1 The Carozza incident is still fresh in my mind (quick bio below). You don't have be dirty to be counted as one of the hard men of rugby.

Richard Wyllie Loe (born 6 April (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_6) 1960 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1960) in Christchurch, New Zealand (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christchurch,_New_Zealand)) was a renowned All Black (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Black) prop forward, with a reputation for thuggery on the pitch - often referred to as 'The Enforcer' by his team mates. He is currently a sports broadcaster on BSport (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BSport), Radio Live (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Live) and SKY Sport (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SKY_Sport_%28New_Zealand%29). Sourced Wikipedia.

[sms316]

Carlos Spencer.

But only if the rumour about him sticking his dick in a bull's nose while smearing his balls with molasses (to get the bull to lick his goolies) is true.

[LarryLong]

Steve Williams in a canter. Billy Bowden's a douche too, but he's a lovable douche.

[Jarro]

Carlos Spencer.

But only if the rumour about him sticking his dick in a bull's nose while smearing his balls with molasses (to get the bull to lick his goolies) is true.

Where the hell did you hear that ?!? :-s

[sms316]

A friend of mine was working in NZ for a few years. He told me about it, but also told me never to say anything about it over there as a lot of people know about it, but nobody is willing to talk about it.

You couldn't possibly make that kind of story up could you?

[Jarro]

Well no you couldn't.

But i'd advise him to go with a potty-calf instead of a Bull, and condensed milk doesn't stick as much as molases.

So i've been told ;)

[3oneday]

Wasn't Loe the eye gouger as well ?

[Topper4000]

Funny how people are calling New Zealand sportsmen cheats,
Let us forget the under arm incident

[Jarro]

Funny how people are calling New Zealand sportsmen cheats,
Let us forget the under arm incident

We already have.

You guys are the ones who keep bringing it up :roll:

[3oneday]

Cheating and being a wanker are possibly different things... well they are here in Australia :lol:

[Topper4000]

Carlos Spencer.

But only if the rumour about him sticking his dick in a bull's nose while smearing his bulls with molasses (to get the bull to lick his goolies) is true.
1. Mate Carlos Spencer is from Auckland, he is not from New Zealand.
2. Carlos is a complete soft c#ck, do you think he would have the balls to stick his c#ck in a bulls nose. He can't even catch rugby ball if the forward pack is moving backwards.
3. If you come off a farm you would know that a cow’s tongue is very course and would take the skin right off your private parts.

[goughy]

Funny how people are calling New Zealand sportsmen cheats,
Let us forget the under arm incident

There's a difference between bad sportsmanship and cheating. The delivery was 100% legal.

[Topper4000]

We already have.

You guys are the ones who keep bringing it up :roll:



Most disgraceful moment in the history of cricket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K65_spUU05s

[sms316]

1. Mate Carlos Spencer is from Auckland, he is not from New Zealand.
2. Carlos is a complete soft c#ck, do you think he would have the balls to stick his c#ck in a bulls nose. He can't even catch rugby ball if the forward pack is moving backwards.
3. If you come off a farm you would know that a cow’s tongue is very course and would take the skin right off your private parts.
Wouldn't the molasses act as a lubricant of sorts?

[WBennett]

Richard Loe was a douchebag of the highest order.


Can I nominate Rubin Wiki as the greatest Kiwi that ever lived. Rubes the Muss is still in my all time favourite 3 Raiders players. Off field gentle giant too.

[Topper4000]

Wouldn't the molasses act as a lubricant of sorts?

Not for long I would guess. This story does the rounds a lot. But with different people named. One for the myth busters!

[Topper4000]

My vote captain finger bang.
John Hopawarty

[Yossarian]

Why is it every time an Aussie talks about NZ sport, kiwis feel the need to bring up the underarm incident. Insecure much.

[razaar]

Phar Lap??..why is a horse in the lineup?????:shock:

[PeteyD]

Under arm ball was legal, and batsman had practiced at flicking the ball up with their foot and smashing it. Which was totally legal. Kiwis were too dumb to know the rules.

[3oneday]

Are you upset that Phart Lap died or something ?

[sms316]

Phar Lap??..why is a horse in the lineup?????:shock:
Because he couldn't keep up with Andrew Johns.

[Topper4000]

Why is it every time an Aussie talks about NZ sport, kiwis feel the need to bring up the underarm incident. Insecure much.
Yes cause it's funny seening aussie, trying to play it down. It was and still is the most unsportsman act ever seen.

[Jarro]

Yes cause it's funny seening aussie, trying to play it down. It was and still is the most unsportsman act ever seen.

I remember feeling a little 'hollow' when Trevor Chappell bowled that delivery, but if what they others say is true and it was indeed a legal delivery, then all i can say is suffer in your jocks bro :mrgreen:

[Topper4000]

Cop this one cobber.Underarm Cricket Australia vs New Zealand ***Rematch Alternate Ending ***
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7UscXRYKz4

[sms316]

I remember feeling a little 'hollow' when Trevor Chappell bowled that delivery, but if what they others say is true and it was indeed a legal delivery, then all i can say is suffer in your jocks bro :mrgreen:
You're on you own jarro. It was a dog act.

[razaar]

Are you upset that Phart Lap died or something ?
Am upset how he died..blood oath. I grew up in an era when racehorses were heros...the king was Big Red. Notwithstanding, the thread starter did type "person" and included a racehorse. Must be a WA thing?

[3oneday]

Without doubt a relationship thing, like Kiwis and sheep I guess.


;)

[razaar]

During the first millinium in Ireland, the Kings would service a mare in public to display their virility...maybe this is something similar.

[sms316]

Must have been cold for you Raz.

[Dotty]

Can we also add the 1988 America's Cup ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_America%27s_Cup

Basically, Kiwi businessman finds loop-hole in 'Deed of Gift' and issues a challenge in 'boats of maximum waterline of 90 feet'. This figure was chosen due to NZ expertise in building large Round-the-world boats, as opposed to the 12-metre class yachts of the previous 30 years.

Dennis Connor finds loophole in NZ challenge, that didn't specify single hull and builds a 60 foot catamaran.

Bucket load of court challenges, and Kiwis lost, on and off the water.

[3oneday]

During the first millinium in Ireland, the Kings would service a mare in public to display their virility...maybe this is something similar.how was it back then Raz ???? Who held their legs ?



;)

[Topper4000]

Can we also add the 1988 America's Cup ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1988_America%27s_Cup

Basically, Kiwi businessman finds loop-hole in 'Deed of Gift' and issues a challenge in 'boats of maximum waterline of 90 feet'. This figure was chosen due to NZ expertise in building large Round-the-world boats, as opposed to the 12-metre class yachts of the previous 30 years.

Dennis Connor finds loophole in NZ challenge, that didn't specify single hull and builds a 60 foot catamaran.

Bucket load of court challenges, and Kiwis lost, on and off the water.

Lest we forget One Australian 1995. The term went down quicker than a two dollar hooker comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0ClIx8-L3M

[sms316]

This sheep shagged yet?

[razaar]

how was it back then Raz ???? Who held their legs ?



;)
All the king's men, 3.:wink:

St. Patrick put a stop to that nonsence.

[Dotty]

Lest we forget One Australian 1995. The term went down quicker than a two dollar hooker comes to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0ClIx8-L3M
You're stretching it to parallel Trevor Chappell's and Michael Fay's rule bending, to a lump of aluminium bending.

[Topper4000]

The difference between Us K1W1s and you P.O.Ms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqRVqXMyzhM

[Courty]

I voted for Dan Carter, but only because Dillon Boucher wasn't listed in the poll:

http://www.basketball.org.nz/_r/uploads/2009/09/257996-edit.jpg

You can even easily spell douche with his name. :lol:

[raidrboy]

Who is the biggest douche in the world of kiwi sport.

Your vote is important.

Yes this was inspired by Billy Bowden but I can't decide who I hate more.

Steve Williams by the length of the straight.

[Topper4000]

I voted for Dan Carter, but only because Dillon Boucher wasn't listed in the poll:

http://www.basketball.org.nz/_r/uploads/2009/09/257996-edit.jpg

You can even easily spell douche with his name. :lol:

Now theres a blast from the past, I use to race B.M.X. against him. Fair game. He was a douche then and a douche now. If it makes you feel any better. I beat the crap out of him when I was about 12. He was a Bell block boy, and I was from the Marfell mean streets, liv'n in the hood.

[Courty]

He was a douche then and a douche now. If it makes you feel any better. I beat the crap out of him when I was about 12. He was a Bell block boy, and I was from the Marfell mean streets, liv'n in the hood.

Awesome! You're my new favourite Kiwi! ;)

[Fraser]

I'm having trouble choosing.
all tops in their respective fields.
Go the horse.
yep.

[Yossarian]

How did you read the poll seeing as it was not in BOLD?

[Fraser]

How did you read the poll seeing as it was not in BOLD?

Yossarian
obv glasses help me read.
if it isa an issue here i will read and not post if you wish.
for me to reply in bold helps me read faster,
cuts down the strain and time is sometimes is an issue for me..
over to you,
sorry bout hijack

[3oneday]

Fraser, yoss is a wanker, ignore him ;)

[Yossarian]

No I was just going to suggest that if you struggle to read posts you could copy and paste the text into a word document and then bold it.

Back to you ;)

[3oneday]

He probably has a life.




:lol:

[Yossarian]

Good point.

[henno]

Or just set your browser to use the font size and weight of your choice. If you use a decent browser, holding CTRL and using your scroll button on your mouse will increase (or decrease) the font and the images as well.

[Fishman Dan]

Funny how people are calling New Zealand sportsmen cheats,
Let us forget the under arm incident

I was going to say Richard McKechnie... throwing your bat is terribly poor form.

[Scottt]

Or Brian McKechnie, even.

Who, amusingly, was involved in rugby's version of the underarm while playing for the All Blacks vs England (or maybe the British Lions).

[TheNuclearOne]

I was going to say Richard McKechnie... throwing your bat is terribly poor form.

Brian actually, but yes it could have killed someone :razz: