2010 OzGolf Sandgroper Championship, EOI and info thread.

[TourFit]

You're weak Tourfit. Admitting defeat already and not accepting his challenge.

I'll let him know your answer.

Challenge not accepted on account of softness.

FYI...I'm neither weak NOR soft. I never said I wouldn't play Tiger...as usual, being a typical Yank, he is brash and over confident. I said I was happy to play anyone over the weekend (except you, Cpt Slow). I can play as good a shot as anyone else, and my own worst opponent is usually myself!

BRING HIM ON THEN...

My comment to iTree was merely that you might not get the choice as to who plays me at B'up anyway...due to the system you put in place. iTree might have another match in mind for me, and when you announce their name he may announce mine as the opponent.

[TourFit]

How's the neck 'fit?

Up to that many holes in a weekend?


:smt102

It depends...I really don't know. I played 18 last Sunday and had no problems. Twinged later that night but all OK.

As for the amount of play over the weekend, and the fact that I have to drive back to Perth Sat, down to Capel Sunday morning, and back to Perth again Sun...well, let's just say I'm TRYING hard not to think about it !!!

An unknown.

Do Voltaren, Nurofen Plus or Panadeine Forte go well with alcohol...??? :)

[Pieface]

You can bunk with yoss 'fit if you take that cocktail! You'll sleep through it all!

[TourFit]

Yeah...I'll wake up in the morning and say something like:

"Wow...I'm NEVER taking Voltaren mixed with Panadeine Forte, red wine & scotch again. 'Cos my arse is just plain throbbin'. A side effect that I didn't consider."

[Johnny Canuck]

:smt102

It depends...I really don't know. I played 18 last Sunday and had no problems. Twinged later that night but all OK.

As for the amount of play over the weekend, and the fact that I have to drive back to Perth Sat, down to Capel Sunday morning, and back to Perth again Sun...well, let's just say I'm TRYING hard not to think about it !!!

An unknown.

Do Voltaren, Nurofen Plus or Panadeine Forte go well with alcohol...??? :)

Just aim for the purple dragon hovering above the green. You'll be fine.

Are the above drugs mentioned in relation to possibly playing against Tiger?

You can play in the second group at Kennedy. We're going last. Provided that Yoss and Bergsey keep it in play, I expect you to waive us through when you can't TourShuffle your way down the fairway quick enough to not hold us up.

If you and Tiger are arguing when we come through, can you at least hold off long enough for me to one putt?

Speaking of putts, any news on our putters?

[MegaWatty]

The back only flares up with the combination of dodgy drops and blowing big leads. He won't have any leads to blow this weekend and the "Digging Roo" is only native to Port Kennedy.

We did see a burrow about the size of the Digging Roo at PK the other day! **** knows what it was!

[Johnny Canuck]

We did see a burrow about the size of the Digging Roo at PK the other day! **** knows what it was!

Good point. I'm going to check that out of Friday. I'll proceed down the path, with club in hand.

[TourFit]

The back only flares up with the combination of dodgy drops and blowing big leads.

You sayin' what I think you're sayin...???

I actually have a specialist appointment in two weeks time. I think I'll wait for his opinion, rather than trust what YOU think is my neck diagnosis !!

I can tell you right now, I'm a lot more nervous about THAT than I ever could be about playin' Tiger or anyone else. From what my physio is hinting at (without him willing to say), it seems that the vertebrae above and below where my fusion is (C5-6) have degenerated quite a bit. It may also be that the facet joint has lost cartilage/fluid and is causing pain. The C5-6 facet joint pain is often seen in lower neck pain spreading to shoulder and scapula - exactly my symptoms!!!

The question is how severe is it, and what can be done to fix it. That is what makes me nervous - you never know, my golfing days may be numbered !!!

[Johnny Canuck]

I'm just giving you shit, Fit. I don't doubt that things are truly messed with your neck/back.

BTW, you'd be playing the mighty yank at a neutral venue, Binningup.

Any word on my putter, or is your still waiting for NASA to return with the moon rocks that you are getting embedded into the head?

[TourFit]

Are the above drugs mentioned in relation to possibly playing against Tiger?
Nothing to do with it...just trying to get through the weekend.

You can play in the second group at Kennedy.
Good! As long as I'm in front of you. I won't be shuffling down the fairway either...but I DO have every intention of holding you up. I'm gonna be lining up my putts from 5 different angles and will constantly select, change & re-select clubs before shots!

If you and Tiger are arguing when we come through, can you at least hold off long enough for me to one putt?
Oh, we will be arguing, but you won't be gettin' through. I can talk and do other things...like walk & breathe. You'll still probably one putt.

Speaking of putts, any news on our putters?
Maybe...but I'm not sayin'. Except that you owe me $50.


THAT IS ALL...:mrgreen:

[Yossarian]

Maybe you should play fit JC?

[Johnny Canuck]

The club selection thing was a one day occurrence, influenced by alcohol.

The lining up putts cannot be helped. You can't hit a good putt if you don't have 100% trust in what you are hitting. It just so happens, I'm not a very trusting person.

[Pieface]

Good luck with your shoulder TF

[simmsy]

Just thought i would do us all a favour and work out h/c for the ambrose (last 6 holes) for us all instead of trying to work it out on the run with our iphones on the 11th.

No need, were all off 3 :?

IDG/Berg = 2.58
GN/Daz = 2.66
TF/Simmsy = 2.08

JC/Yoss = 2.25
Adlo/Zeus = 2.3
Paul/Tigger = 2.08

[simmsy]

Maybe for the sake of interest we round to the nearest whole number??

[Johnny Canuck]

Are we rounding everything up? I can't remember that far back.

I picked up a bunch of scorecards today that I'll modify to avoid confusion.

Simmsy, how much of your confidence has been lost knowing that your partner is afraid to play one of your opponents at a neutral venue?

[simmsy]

Are we rounding everything up? I can't remember that far back.

I picked up a bunch of scorecards today that I'll modify to avoid confusion.

Simmsy, how much of your confidence has been lost knowing that your partner is afraid to play one of your opponents at a neutral venue?

Yeah in YOUR rules you said to round up on the equation. What you reckon we go to nearest? otherwise what's the point.

TF is fine mate, just winding you and your yanky mate up a bit.

Seriously - Will Tigger punch me if i push too hard, i really want to try and make him cry no later than the 4th.

[Johnny Canuck]

Don't worry about Tiger. He's all talk, although, the talk and threat of physical violence has lead to KB suspensions in the past (that is the truth).

Although the rules were stated beforehand, due to the strength of Team Canada, I am quite happy to allow the two teams to have an extra shot as they obviously feel that they need it.

Do you want to try and even it out even more? Maybe Team IDGG can tee off the ladies.

[simmsy]

I'm not too proud to tee of the ladies!!

I see you have a wise head and like the battle of competition, but are you gonna whine like a US hockey player if you lose on Friday 'cause the rules changed??

[Johnny Canuck]

Mate, it'll be all but finished when Team Canada heads to Binningup only needing .5 points for victory.

[simmsy]

We'll see big guy, we'll see.

So round to nearest whole no. it is and TEAM IDGG have it in the bag! Giddy'up!

[MegaWatty]

Don't forget the updates throughout the day please!

If you really want to have fun with Tiger, take a can of drink to the first and say something like "just hang on whilst I open this can of whoopass before you tee off".

[Johnny Canuck]

Do Ovaltine or Tony Ferguson come in cans?

I guess they're SOL.

[TourFit]

I am quite happy to allow the two teams to have an extra shot as they obviously feel that they need it.
Handicaps are handicaps aren't they?? You chose your own lineups, if you can't do the math then boo-hoo to you.


...but are you gonna whine like a US hockey player if you lose on Friday 'cause the rules changed??
I don't know which will be worse, the whining if they lose (and you KNOW he will) or the gloating if they win...either way he'll just be his usual insufferable self!!


Do Ovaltine or Tony Ferguson come in cans?
Ovaltine does...hey simmsy, d'ya think a small collection of tees in one of your used Ovaltine cans (I suggest only 5) will make a nice noise when pulled out of the bag mid Tiger swing???

Tony Ferguson doesn't come in cans because they would be tastier than what was inside...people would eat the can and throw the shit away!!

[Yossarian]

The time is close, the time for total domination.

[idgolfguy]

How comedic. Is that the best you can do for a rallying call?

[Zeusgolf]

So what colours are team Canada wearing.........

[simmsy]

pink with purple maple leaf on ur butt.

[Zeusgolf]

I could make that happen....

[mike]

Hava a good one fellas.

[simmsy]

thanks mike, yeah should be a blast with some thoroughly horrible golf thrown in along the way.

[simmsy]

Is anyone else bringing down a swag/bedroll??

Zeus i think said he was bringing one, we need one more if anyone has one and some room.

[Zeusgolf]

Is anyone else bringing down a swag/bedroll??

Zeus i think said he was bringing one, we need one more if anyone has one and some room.

I don't mind sleeping in mine as i cant be stuffed bringing bed linen.....or making the bed.....

[Yossarian]

I'm bringing my sleeping bag from last year. Simmsy what happened to the bed roll you lent me? That sleeping bag has been in the boot since last year actually...

Thanks mike! I'll do you proud!

[Daz_Golfa]

Looking forward to it all....Golf...Beers ....and ....Oh ... and Poker.... don't know how to play but it will be fun learning !!!! See everyone tomorrow. Has everyone gone practising ????

[idgolfguy]

I'll be bringing my sleeping bag. Can't be bothered bring sheets.

[idgolfguy]

I played 18 in the afternoon at the Vines. Will also bring the Wii and 4 controllers. I don't play it but I have 60 games or so. Should keep some of those entertained.

[Daz_Golfa]

I'll be taking a sleeping bag too.

[Yossarian]

Simmsy can I borrow another bedroll?

[simmsy]

I played 18 in the afternoon at the Vines. Will also bring the Wii and 4 controllers. I don't play it but I have 60 games or so. Should keep some of those entertained.

You only need Tiger Woods IDG, that way the bottom 4 can have a practice session while you, me and the rest of the lads play poker

[simmsy]

Simmsy can I borrow another bedroll?

Surely you're kidding, right??

if you do have more front than Myer then give me $50 as deposit, you get back $25 on safe, clean return of bedroll.

[bergsey]

After dusting off my old inflatable mattress and trying to inflate it tonight it is now kaput! so will be bringing just the sleeping bag and hopefully can find something soft (e.g. Yoss) to put it down on.

In brighter news Tourfit adjusted my lie angles and putter last night... now draining everything i look at !! lookout !

[simmsy]

let's hope you don't look at Yoss's ol'fella while you're laying on him then hey?

[Yossarian]

Thats gay! That comment is noted OMS but you may be safe.

[Yossarian]

PS

I won't need a bedroll if I am in the winners bed. And please don't make that ghey.

[Golfnut]

PS

I won't need a bedroll if I am in the winners bed. And please don't make that ghey.

The winner may not want to share his bed with you Yoss!

[Golfnut]

PS

....... And please don't make that ghey.

Sorry couldn't help it :)

[MegaWatty]

the winner may not want to share his bed with you yoss!
g o l d !

[Golfnut]

Doesn't happen ofter MW but i'll take that one :)

[Golfnut]

Anyone giving their clubs a clean tonight in excited anticipation???

[MegaWatty]

Anyone giving their clubs a clean tonight in excited anticipation???
Yup.

They're clean and ready for an extra un planned game on Saturday morning ! :)

[Yossarian]

Anyone giving their clubs a clean tonight in excited anticipation???

I said no ghey comments. ;)

[simmsy]

i could go there, but i won't.

[Yossarian]

i could go there, but i won't.

:lol:

Great minds!

[MegaWatty]

i could go there, but i won't.

Me?

[bergsey]

Anyone giving their clubs a clean tonight in excited anticipation???

I've had a nervous dump.. does that count?

PS club cleaning started early in the week!

[Yossarian]

I should probably pack...

[simmsy]

hasn't your mum already done that for you?

[Yossarian]

I dunno didn't you ask her at the senior citizens meeting this arvo?

[Johnny Canuck]

Pretty well packed. Snuggie will be packed in the morning when the wife is done with it.

POKER SET! Crap. Going to car now.

[idgolfguy]

Just finished packing. A dozen balls, extra putter for sand greens, two iron for KB, shirts, shorts etc. sleeping bag, camouflage vest, Wii ... anything else?

Oh yeah! two bottles of Jacks!

[Johnny Canuck]

I too brought an extra putter for the sand greens.

i brought a dozen balls just for the "play your partner's drive".

Did you bring the world's biggest pair of shorts?

[Johnny Canuck]

Bring some balls that are nice to strike, but not premiums for the sand greens. ie. nxt, ad333, etc..

[idgolfguy]

Got the Visions for the sand.

[Johnny Canuck]

Good idea. I'll pack one or two. Good place to try them out.

[idgolfguy]

Catch you in the morning - going to have a scotch and some Voltaren and try to get an early night. Have to leave my place at 6 to get to Bergsey's. I f i can tear myself away from the golf on FOX.

[Johnny Canuck]

No Foxtel for us.

I need to get my Dream Teams set and then will call it day.

I have to leave my house at 726 to get to Kennedy by 730.

[simmsy]

you'll be late.

nighty night Jefro.

[adlo]

I am very excited about this. Too bad everyone has gone to bed.

TEAM CANADA is wearing white shirts, right?

I also packed spare (old) putter and pills. If anyone has 2010 voucher book bring it, it will ensure discounts at Capel and Binningup. I have a book, but we need 2.

Now to make NTP markers...... :oops:

[Johnny Canuck]

We can all chip in a few $$ tomorrow and get one at Kennedy if we need to. It will be a worthwhile investment.

It has Duns Lakes coupons as well I think.

[adlo]

Duns Lakes is 10% off but not valid on weekends. Binningup is $10 per player (save $5 each) and Capel is 25% off the normal $35 green fees (save about $9 each). For 12 golfers that is $60 + $108= $168 savings.

[adlo]

\\:D/\\:D/\\:D/

:smt026

:smt030

The time has come.

[adlo]

p.s. Does anyone have a spare sleeping bag? I can't really be bothered with the whole bedding thing.

[Yossarian]

I'll see if there is one in the cupboard.

[Pieface]

Good luck lads. Have a blast!

[Pieface]

great timing G69...I'll be away that weekend :(

[MegaWatty]

Have a great weekend ladies....wish I was there.

PS Keep Sunday arvo April 18 free for a tonk somewhere in town.
It's OK G69. You and I can find a place to watch the NRL. Don't think there'll be much action form anyone else over here though.

[idgolfguy]

Running scores:
Team Canuck - 4
Team WeDGolfguy - 2

Adlo/Zeus - Daz/Golfnut - 1up
Simmsy/Tourfit - Tiger/Paul - 4/3
JC/Yoss - Idg/Bergsey - 5/4

Binningup Matches to come:
Golfnut - Yoss
Tourfit - JC
Simmsy - Zeus
Daz - Tiger
Bergsey - Tiger
Idg - Adlo

[Pieface]

C;mon team midget! You gotta prick the ballon of Team Canada at Binningup!

[idgolfguy]

Final scores:
Kennedy Bay
Team Canuck - 4
Team We-D-Golfguys - 2

Adlo/Zeus - Daz/Golfnut - 1up
Simmsy/Tourfit - Tiger/Paul - 4/3
JC/Yoss - Idg/Bergsey - 5/4

Binningup Matches:
Golfnut - Yoss: 2up
Tourfit - JC: Square
Simmsy - Zeus: 3/2
Daz - Tiger: 2/1
Bergsey - Paul: 2/3 win to Paul
Idg - Adlo: 1up

Team We-D-Golfguys win 6.5 - 4.5.

The short guys played great golf individually - stars that they are! The tall guys only needed 2.5 to win but the short guys came through with a 4.5 win.

Great team to lead as these guys just went ahead to and did the business. Thank you gentlemen, it was a pleasure.

[MegaWatty]

Huuuge comeback!!!

How's Tiger's head? Has it exploded yet?

Was there a putter chuck or a punch?

[idgolfguy]

Huuuge comeback!!!

How's Tiger's head? Has it exploded yet?

Was there a putter chuck or a punch?
Paul told him to pull his head in at KB. They were the first group in. When we got in there were the 7 of them on one table and Tigger on his on on another.

Apparently, he played Binningup with 11 clubs and maybe a dinged putter.

[MegaWatty]

Sounds familiar!

Have a good night. And good luck all for the real Champs golf that starts tomorrow.

[Pieface]

Great comeback! A great day for midgets worldwide.

Just watch out for the Canuck at the poker table tonight he will be wanting vengeance!!

[idgolfguy]

After the first day.
Zeus - 38
JC - 37
Yoss - 36
Bergsey - 34
IdG - 33
Daz_golfa - 32
Tourfit - 32
Simmsy - 28
Adlo - 28
Nuffie - 28


JC, Adlo, Idg, Nuffie and Yoss decided to play the sand green course, Dunsborough CC. JC hit a hole in one on 161m par 3.

[MegaWatty]

It's toight at the top!

I hope JC shouted drinks....bust as they say...not in comp...

[MegaWatty]

Why the delay with scores???

[Yossarian]

I'm not sure it is my place to relay the scores.

But this years

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The

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The man that puts the

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in

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The 26 putt saturday marvel,

Ladies and gentlemen the winner is

Zuesgolfer!

[Yossarian]

Oh and I think the don may have put on some of his own concrete shoes today for he ended up in the Maxibon NAGA shirt...

[Zeusgolf]

OMS, God bless him is a little lead foot.....

[Zeusgolf]

I'm not sure it is my place to relay the scores.

But this years

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The

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The man that puts the

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in

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The 26 putt saturday marvel,

Ladies and gentlemen the winner is

Zuesgolfer!

Thanks

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[MegaWatty]

OMS, God bless him is a little lead foot.....

Couldn't you use your copper sweet talk to get him off?

Congrats mate!

[Yossarian]

Zues played some super golf, really impresive to watch, and he putted like a demon on saturday.

Thanks to adlo and simmsy for all the organising top effort, and to everyone who came ( thats what she said) great weekend, lot of funny moments.

PS

Bergsey is gay.

[bergsey]

Zues played some super golf, really impresive to watch, and he putted like a demon on saturday.

Thanks to adlo and simmsy for all the organising top effort, and to everyone who came ( thats what she said) great weekend, lot of funny moments.

PS

Bergsey is gay.

Yoss ...... i want you real bad

6048

Love Zeus

[MegaWatty]

How was Tiger?

[idgolfguy]

How was Tiger?
Didn't get play a round with but he seemed good natured off the course.

[idgolfguy]

New captains for 2011 - Zeus and Yossarian.

Btw. There should be a HC drop coming soon.

Simmsy also had a better 2nd day - it was just a shame that he chopped it around yesterday. I believe he scored 41 or 42.

For next year, we should look at Day 1 and Day 2 best score prizes.

[Zeusgolf]

Couldn't you use your copper sweet talk to get him off?

Congrats mate!

That would be stretching my position of authority or apointment....

but the jelly back was good and dropped a few k's off to drop it to the lower penalty zone.....

[idgolfguy]

I've read that if you flashed breasts, that also reduces penalties. Given that Zeus is in buff condition, that course of action may have proved to be unsuccessful.

[MegaWatty]

I've read that if you flashed breasts, that also reduces penalties. Given that Zeus is in buff condition, that course of action may have proved to be unsuccessful.

Imagine him chasing you down! I'd be in tears knowing the can was about to be opened on my arse!

[Yossarian]

Bergesy that post was gold.

I have officialy hit the wall, just spent an hour with the missus and fell asleep as she was telling me something about something.

[simmsy]

well done to ZEUS and also to Yoss, great to watch the last couple of holes with it being so tight, i suppose it's one benefit of you guys taking 6 hours to play your round!!

Great w'end of golf especially Friday with TEAM IDG getting up for a big win in the MP. Great format JC, thanks for that.

Thanks to Tiger & the Big Guy for coming down to provide entertainment value and also to watch some bullsh!t recovery shots, Tiger's on the 2nd especially, unbelievable.

The DON - bad luck mate, but thanks for all the work you put into making this w'end happen.

So it's on to forward planning to 2011 champs - Zeus & Yoss, get it together and make this happen, It would be great to have a format similar to JC's MP again if possible.

Well done to all for coming down and also a big thanks to TOURFIT & MEGAWATTY for their generous donations, much appreciated guys. MW, we hope you can make it next year mate.

[Zeusgolf]

well done to ZEUS and also to Yoss, great to watch the last couple of holes with it being so tight, i suppose it's one benefit of you guys taking 6 hours to play your round!!

Great w'end of golf especially Friday with TEAM IDG getting up for a big win in the MP. Great format JC, thanks for that.

Thanks to Tiger & the Big Guy for coming down to provide entertainment value and also to watch some bullsh!t recovery shots, Tiger's on the 2nd especially, unbelievable.

The DON - bad luck mate, but thanks for all the work you put into making this w'end happen.

So it's on to forward planning to 2011 champs - Zeus & Yoss, get it together and make this happen, It would be great to have a format similar to JC's MP again if possible.

Well done to all for coming down and also a big thanks to TOURFIT & MEGAWATTY for their generous donations, much appreciated guys. MW, we hope you can make it next year mate.

Hey thanks Simmsy for the ride you are a champ.... hope the misses didn't drill you to much about the ticket......

The weekend was sensational and there were some great names coming out describing the different personalities.

I'll get the ball rolling....

Zeus...

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IDG with his staying power in bed (apparently)......

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Simmsy is

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Tour Fit

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Adam Adam Adam Adam Adam Adam Adam Adam

Tiger was

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Bergsey was the drinking

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Nuffie standing next to JC

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Daz carrying his bag...

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Adlo

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Tall Paul FMD....

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JC not my new ball ;(

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And last but not least YOSS

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[idgolfguy]

Great post - worthy of this year's champion.

[TourFit]

Adlo

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:smt038

Surely worthy of a new avatar.....

Thanks for a great weekend guys. Pity I had to do 1000 k's of driving, I would've liked to have been there Sat night, instead of the 1hr 'without a breath' pre-concert work report my wife gave me...oh, and the chance to stave off the 'ON THE FLY RULE CHANGE' regarding the camo vest. Typical of you guys though, wait 'til someone isn't there and THEN come to some sort of consensus !!!

FAVE BITS FOR ME...

1) The wrong marker incident...Nuffie's confusion over Tiger's ball marker? "But that's my ball...are you playin' a Callaway??"
2) Paul 'sprinting' after his buggy on Capel #1...only to see it hit the biggest tree at 40km/hr. Surprisingly didn't break!
3) Nuffie, after MELTING his drive gets complimented by Paul and then says..."Nah, hit it off the back foot blah blah blah" and Paul's reply of "Fook Me Dead, best drive you've hit all day and you're complaining... you fat c__t"
4) Talking Big Paul out of holing his 5 footer on 15 at KB...to lose the match !!!
5) Playing "Un-Stableford" with Tiger for 36 holes of a 45 hole weekend !!!
6) Bergsey's lesson on "How to drink Bourbon and stay beautiful" on Friday night. Whole bottle, with Coke for colour only. 3 hours sleep, up at dawn, ocean swim and run...followed by a good score at golf! WOW.

If Tiger comes next year we need to ensure he has MORE than 14 clubs with him (SPARES!) and that he is FULLY MEDICATED....and that he plays with some other f**kers than me.

[Johnny Canuck]

You should add that Daz's full name is: The British Bulldog, Dazzy Boy Smith.

You are now known as Spewss?

[Johnny Canuck]

:smt038


Surely worthy of a new avatar.....

Does that make his new title "The Maxi-Don"?

[Pieface]

I've heard of the Teflon Don but not the Maxibon Don...until today!

Well done Zues on the win. Bridesmaid again Yoss?

TF must have been all smiles to get the maxibon off his back!

[TourFit]

I've heard of the Teflon Don but not the Maxibon Don...until today!

Well done Zues on the win. Bridesmaid again Yoss?

TF must have been all smiles to get the maxibon off his back!

My simple goal for the weekend...ACHIEVED. Yoss likes bridesmaid...he gets to wear the dress!!!

Happy about winning $90 NTP's on Sunday...

Disappointed in squaring MP v JC at Binningup by missing a 5 footer on 8 to win 2&1, then putting 2 in the drink on 9 to let him get square!! His eagle on the 3rd was something to behold though...268m 3 wood to 10ft and hole downhiller for a 3. Prize on the line. Typical.

Also disappointed that I ONLY scored 37 pts yesterday with the way I played...

Disappointed about inheriting the "Duck Hunting Vest", that was supposed to be for "Most Fairways Missed - The iTree Award"...because I knew nothing about it ('cos I wasn't there) and also that I drove the ball on the weekend as good as I EVER have. Hit more fairways on Fri/Sat/Sun than I would in SIX normal rounds of golf...FUNNY NONETHELESS THOUGH !!!!!

[TourFit]

Does that make his new title "The Maxi-Don"?

It does now...absolutely !!!

I intend to be merciless...for a while at least. Pity Nuffie didn't keep it though, it looked great on him !!!

[bergsey]

From this.....


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To this......


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[TourFit]

From this.....


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To this......


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:smt044:smt044:smt044

Somebody stop him...

[bergsey]

Tourfit getting a distance on his iron shot into 18 at Dunsborough Lakes.....

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[TourFit]

Tourfit getting a distance on his iron shot into 18 at Dunsborough Lakes.....

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:smt073

STOP....(breathe), NOW.... (breathe), PLEASE !!!

[Zeusgolf]

DJ Bergsey

http://www.bridalbuds.com/wp-content/uploads/dj_drunk.jpg

[bergsey]

Nuffie after removing the NAGA shirt....

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[Yossarian]

That is bloody funny!

Also tourfit we talked about the change of prize for the vest on Friday night, you were too busy discussing the merits of clubfitting and pro's with tiger to take notice. Adam ADAM adam!

[bergsey]

Go team BLUE !

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[Pieface]

Great work lads. :lol:

[Yossarian]

Go team BLUE !

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Ha!

No thanks to you. I am suprised you and vic were still walking straight after what JC and I did to you at KB! ;)

[bergsey]

Ha!

No thanks to you. I am suprised you and vic were still walking straight after what JC and I did to you at KB! ;)

We were still in good spirits....

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[simmsy]

Ha!

No thanks to you. I am suprised you and vic were still walking straight after what JC and I did to you at KB! ;)

you made it look so easy to take Yoss the way GolfNut delivered it to you at Binningup, you made it look like you've been copping it that way for years.

[bergsey]

Big Paul's noodle shop...

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[Yossarian]

you made it look so easy to take Yoss the way GolfNut delivered it to you at Binningup, you made it look like you've been copping it that way for years.

That is funny coming from a guy who literally couldn't walk as well the day after.

[simmsy]

but came back with best score on the last day of the comp.

[Yossarian]

but came back with best score on the last day of the comp.

Clearly if I could have 40 points the course wasn't set up too tough OMS. ;)

[simmsy]

Clearly, and everyone will agree with me that was there this w'end, you are overs by about 6 shots mate. Me on the other hand have a ridgy didge h/c with regular comp entries and played solid most of the day. But yes the course isn't too tough especially with the greens being slow. You get those greens to where they usually are in speed and i would of been about 36pts.

as i said yesty though young fella, well done on three very good days of golf, you can hit the ball pretty well for someone as ghey as you are. Thanks for coming out for us on the w'end too, big paul appreciated it.

[Yossarian]

Hahaha, as I said you guys really need to stop imposing your twisted fantasies on my life. JC's call in the pizza shop was amazing.

[Johnny Canuck]

For those who weren't there, everyone was sitting outside at picnic tables while Aldo and I were getting pizza.

I asked the girl that was working there if she could help us out. I pointed at Yoss and said "Do you see my mate in the blue and white shirt?", at which point Yoss gave her a ghey little wave.

She replied "Yes".

I said to her "He wanted me to ask you if there are any Ghey Bars in town".

She lost it, Yoss kept waving. Made my weekend.

[Yossarian]

I also had to go back in a pick my pizza up off her.

[Johnny Canuck]

I think she was as embarrassed as you were.

[TourFit]

...with no anchovies!

[Yossarian]

Hey fit got a link to what these maltby putters look like?

[Johnny Canuck]

Maltby Putter (http://www.racheshop.de/product_images/images/big/111020_penisLolli_big.jpg)

[Yossarian]

Looks good!

[Zeusgolf]

Maltby Putter (http://www.racheshop.de/product_images/images/big/111020_penisLolli_big.jpg)

Wonder how she would go after being honey dipped...

[idgolfguy]

The girl at the Pizza store?

[idgolfguy]

Ha!

No thanks to you. I am suprised you and vic were still walking straight after what JC and I did to you at KB! ;)

Bergsey and I were the sacrificial bitches in the team matchplay. Tough giving 2 shots away to the opposition when they are putting for an Eagle. I was impressed by your ball-striking throughout the match.

Just fix up your grip and alignment and you'll drop to 12-15 in no time.

[idgolfguy]

I think she was embarrassed for how you were.
:?

[Pieface]

Were there any prizes for "Gun Barrel Straight" (Yoss couldn't win obviously) and "Better Short Game than Fat Phil"?

...pizza shop tale ROFLMAO :lol:

[Johnny Canuck]

Gun barrel straight was heard over the weekend, quite a few times.

[mike]

You guys are fkn lunatics. Where's Adlo. Some sanity needed here.

[bergsey]

Nailed it !

[bergsey]

You guys are fkn lunatics. Where's Adlo. Some sanity needed here.

getting his shirt embroidered

[Yossarian]

If it bleeds we can kill it.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2e1w4ty.jpg

[idgolfguy]

Is that a future Yoss in action during mud-wrestling?

[Yossarian]

I am already far buffer than that.

[idgolfguy]

Being too muscle-bound will slow your swing speed. You need a lithe frame like the Nuffinator!

[TourFit]

Wonder if Nuffie's added...'n' Bones...under the Skins logo yet??

Nice link JC. Should help Yoss relax over a putt. There's a black version, (not pictured), that is more suitable for 'more experienced' players & is a little longer...must be the stiffer shaft or something?

[Pieface]

You guys are fkn lunatics. Where's Adlo. Some sanity needed here.


getting his shirt embroidered


:smt038:smt038:smt038

[Johnny Canuck]

that is some serious gold at the maxi-don's expense.

[Daz_Golfa]

Well chaps what a weekend..... thanks for all the memories and making me laugh so much, it was GREAT and the golf bit was good too......Thanks to ID for inviting me.

Thanks to Tourfit for driving, and Nuffie too. Great pictures from Zues, love the bulldog piccie. Great finish, down to the last hole, with a great putt from Zues to finish.

Look forward to doing it all again soon.

[idgolfguy]

The Don has been quiet. Would have liked to have known the full final results.

I apologise for having to leave before everyone else, however, family calls.

Great course selections and throughly enjoyed Dunsborough Country Club as well. Well organized thanks to all those concerned.

Bergsey and I were discussing for next year that we base ourselves nearer Mandurah for the drive home. However, we still play course within an hour or more. Perhaps look at a Mandurah challenge with KB, Binningup, Secret Harbour. We could still include Capel or Bunbury etc.

This would also enable those who can't stay to turn up for the day's events.

[Yossarian]

Well chaps what a weekend..... thanks for all the memories and making me laugh so much, it was GREAT and the golf bit was good too......Thanks to ID for inviting me.

Thanks to Tourfit for driving, and Nuffie too. Great pictures from Zues, love the bulldog piccie. Great finish, down to the last hole, with a great putt from Zues to finish.

Look forward to doing it all again soon.

Thanks for coming mate, I have never seen a 24 putt round before. You are an absolute bandit off 9! We make a hell of an ambrose pair!

[Zeusgolf]

The Don has been quiet. Would have liked to have known the full final results.

I apologise for having to leave before everyone else, however, family calls.

Great course selections and throughly enjoyed Dunsborough Country Club as well. Well organized thanks to all those concerned.

Bergsey and I were discussing for next year that we base ourselves nearer Mandurah for the drive home. However, we still play course within an hour or more. Perhaps look at a Mandurah challenge with KB, Binningup, Secret Harbour. We could still include Capel or Bunbury etc.

This would also enable those who can't stay to turn up for the day's events.

It will be up to Yoss and I where the first day challenge is being held but it looks like we already have some accommodation in Mandurah for next champs...so we will choose somewhere close...

[Yossarian]

We'll play freo public and pt walter.

[Daz_Golfa]

Thanks for coming mate, I have never seen a 24 putt round before. You are an absolute bandit off 9! We make a hell of an ambrose pair!

Yep, can I borrow your cowboy hat ???? How many greens did I miss !!! Ambrose would be fun but are there any challengers out there ?????

I've never seen a 23 handicapper blast the ball like you do...

[Johnny Canuck]

Thanks to everyone for a great weekend.

An absolute blast.

Just remember, real men don't take drops off a cart path.

[Yossarian]

Thanks to everyone for a great weekend.

An absolute blast.

Just remember, real men don't take drops off a cart path.

:lol:

:lol:

That was gold.

[adlo]

I have been busy since I got home last night. I was shattered.

What a great weekend. The Maxi-Don, I like it. The courses were great. Dunsborough was a real surprise, a top track and Capel was typical of the great parklands courses to be found in the SW.

If I could sum up my weekend I have to say I just couldn't get it going. Although I nailed quite a few drives (that's what she said), the iron shots were cold and the short game was rusty. The putter was fine, but couldn't drain anything big (that's what she said).

For me, the highlight had to be:

http://www.nuuanu.k12.hi.us/G-1/public_html/websites/chelsea/images/zeus.gif
http://moremashup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dreaming.jpg
http://mediaswirl.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/tiger-woods.jpg
http://scienceblogs.com/deepseanews/BBMAIN.jpg

Those that attended will understand.

Oh, and did I say adam, adam, adam, adam, adam, adam.

I wanna do it all over again (that's what she said).

Full scores (and IDG, we did have best nett scores for both days!!)

Zeus 77 points
Yoss 76 points
Daz 70 points
OMS 69 points
TourQuack 69 points
JC 68 points
IDG 67 points
Paul (vis) 62 points
Nuffie 60 points
Bergsey 58 points
Adlo 55 points
Tiger (vis) 45 points

Putting

Daz 56.5
Zeus 58

the rest

Yoss 72 putts!!

Best nett Day One Zeus 38 points
Best nett Day Two Simmsy 41 points

[Yossarian]

Ah yes, the now infamous golden shower incident! 72 putts, **** me.

[Zeusgolf]

I have been busy since I got home last night. I was shattered.

What a great weekend. The Maxi-Don, I like it. The courses were great. Dunsborough was a real surprise, a top track and Capel was typical of the great parklands courses to be found in the SW.

If I could sum up my weekend I have to say I just couldn't get it going. Although I nailed quite a few drives (that's what she said), the iron shots were cold and the short game was rusty. The putter was fine, but couldn't drain anything big (that's what she said).

For me, the highlight had to be:

http://www.nuuanu.k12.hi.us/G-1/public_html/websites/chelsea/images/zeus.gif
http://moremashup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dreaming.jpg
http://mediaswirl.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/tiger-woods.jpg
http://scienceblogs.com/deepseanews/BBMAIN.jpg

Those that attended will understand.

:smt038

Thanks Adlo and Simmsy and others who organised a great weekend....

[Johnny Canuck]

Honestly, who takes a beer on to a top bunk and then passes out? Pure awesomeness.

[Yossarian]

It was a disgraceful waste of beer as well, he was probably just dreaming of Tiesto and doing his bass face and rinse fingers dance move, hence the beer spilled.

[idgolfguy]

Last year - the Yoss in a cupboard.
This year - the Nuffinator on a bed.
Next year...

[bergsey]

Thanks Adlo and Simmsy and others who organised a great weekend....

Jon.... bourbon ?

[simmsy]

72 putts!!!! you really do need that runner up prize.

you should of won by 10!

[bergsey]

Jon..... bourbon?

[Zeusgolf]

Jon..... bourbon?

Yeah i'm up for one

[Nuffie]

What a great weekend! Many thanks to Adlo, IDGG and JC for organising the matches and events, too bad I didn't make the Friday teams event(s), it was a very close finish to team IDGG. Congrats to Victor and the "little bundle of dynamites" :)

Simmsy, thanks again for organising the accommodation, the place was lovely and a very good price for us all, too bad about the speeding ticket though. Also for doing a great job flying the Hartfield flag with a great score at KB and hitting it great at Binningup.

Paul, you cracked me up on the Sunday. When I complained about my drive that I'd nailed off the back foot, you said "FOOOOOK-MII-DED. I love that UK accent! It's like Ringo Star off Thomas The Tank Engine or Geoff Boycott commentating the Ashes cricket. Funny stuff mate, great company.

Tiger, cheers for the putting tips. Send me the bill. You confirmed that "the yips" were present so I'll let you off now for the putter throw as I know what to work on.

JC - your idea of taking us to Dunsborough Country Club paid off, when you hit a hole in one to beat me for a skin, when I've hit it to about 1ft from the hole - PRICK! I believe you've also been called that once before on iseekgolf, only now I actually understand who you are..... nah just mucking, that was my first time putting on sand greens and I also enjoyed the company of Paul, Yoss, ID, and Adlo immensely during our skins showdown at sundown.

Well played Zeus - shooting two great rounds on sat/sun - 38 and 40 pts. Great effort mate! Sounds like the extra fitness regieme is working wonders and has our last few weeks playing tough comp games. Patience has truly paid off, you have more of it than me right now.

Yoss, I am very impressed by your ball-striking of late. It doesn't mean I'm turning gay for you though, so dont get too excited.

It's also good to see that the gay fade is slowly straigtening out, guys maybe he is "straight".

Daz, it's always a pleasure to catch up with you. I enjoyed your company yesterday for breakfast at Busselton, I'll be sure to bring that sleeping bag back when we have our next event and hopefully we'll get a chance to tee it up again.

Tourfit, you played very well on the Sunday with 37 pts. Thought you were a bit unlucky with some shots in patches. You drove the ball greatly as you said, very impressive. I will call you about those lofts and lies this week and thanks for the pointers, it's gonna help the score I'm sure.

Bergsey, if only I could hold the drink like you did and still play so great, all the extra fun I could have. Super effort that... something I'll possibly never achieve after attempting it on Fri nite/Sat. Yoss, Tiger and Adlo would have noticed my head spinning over those three 2 ft putts I had that never touched the hole at DL. Bergsey, you were truly the bourbon8tor of the weekend!

Despite the fact my game was a little off colour this weekend, it didn't see me out of the headlines after all - funny to think you dont have to say much to create a story, no need to make things up like Lady Gaga to get any publicity :)


Honestly, who takes a beer on to a top bunk and then passes out? Pure awesomeness.

Too right - Least you dont have to walk very far if you pass out drinking! I got that part right....however stuffed up with the next bit:

Poor Zeus down below, well he became the recipient of a "golden shower" from a pretty average sort of beer.

Can't believe I went to that from Squires IPA/Corona's early on..... must have been more drunk than I thought.

Speaking of headlines..... I was spewing I missed the end of the TourFit V.s. Tiger's debate:

TOPIC: GOLF CLUBS V.S. NATURAL TALLENT - What makes the most difference to your score?

What a dramatic consequence this would have led to - a definite recipe for a perfect storm. BUT I missed the end and passed out :(

I woke up to find out the two had miraculously survived the night, that I had showered Zeus and FINALLY - that he had pryed the dripping beer from my tightly grasped hand whilst I snored.....

GOLD!!! I can't wait for next year's champs

[Zeusgolf]

Nuffie you were holding back all weekend then you get home an explode

[TourFit]

What a great weekend! Many thanks to Adlo, IDGG and JC for organising the matches and events, too bad I didn't make the Friday teams event(s), it was a very close finish to team IDGG. Congrats to Victor and the "little bundle of dynamites" :)

Simmsy, thanks again for organising the accommodation, the place was lovely and a very good price for us all, too bad about the speeding ticket though. Also for doing a great job flying the Hartfield flag with a great score at KB and hitting it great at Binningup.

Paul, you cracked me up on the Sunday. When I complained about my drive that I'd nailed off the back foot, you said "FOOOOOK-MII-DED. I love that UK accent! It's like Ringo Star off Thomas The Tank Engine or Geoff Boycott commentating the Ashes cricket. Funny stuff mate, great company.

Tiger, cheers for the putting tips. Send me the bill. You confirmed that "the yips" were present so I'll let you off now for the putter throw as I know what to work on.

JC - your idea of taking us to Dunsborough Country Club paid off, when you hit a hole in one to beat me for a skin, when I've hit it to about 1ft from the hole - PRICK! I believe you've also been called that once before on iseekgolf, only now I actually understand who you are..... nah just mucking, that was my first time putting on sand greens and I also enjoyed the company of Paul, Yoss, ID, and Adlo immensely during our skins showdown at sundown.

Well played Zeus - shooting two great rounds on sat/sun - 38 and 40 pts. Great effort mate! Sounds like the extra fitness regieme is working wonders and has our last few weeks playing tough comp games. Patience has truly paid off, you have more of it than me right now.

Yoss, I am very impressed by your ball-striking of late. It doesn't mean I'm turning gay for you though, so dont get too excited.

It's also good to see that the gay fade is slowly straigtening out, guys maybe he is "straight".

Daz, it's always a pleasure to catch up with you. I enjoyed your company yesterday for breakfast at Busselton, I'll be sure to bring that sleeping bag back when we have our next event and hopefully we'll get a chance to tee it up again.

Tourfit, you played very well on the Sunday with 37 pts. Thought you were a bit unlucky with some shots in patches. You drove the ball greatly as you said, very impressive. I will call you about those lofts and lies this week and thanks for the pointers, it's gonna help the score I'm sure.

Bergsey, if only I could hold the drink like you did and still play so great, all the extra fun I could have. Super effort that... something I'll possibly never achieve after attempting it on Fri nite/Sat. Yoss, Tiger and Adlo would have noticed my head spinning over those three 2 ft putts I had that never touched the hole at DL. Bergsey, you were truly the bourbon8tor of the weekend!

Despite the fact my game was a little off colour this weekend, it didn't see me out of the headlines after all - funny to think you dont have to say much to create a story, no need to make things up like Lady Gaga to get any publicity :)



Too right - Least you dont have to walk very far if you pass out drinking! I got that part right....however stuffed up with the next bit:

Poor Zeus down below, well he became the recipient of a "golden shower" from a pretty average sort of beer.

Can't believe I went to that from Squires IPA/Corona's early on..... must have been more drunk than I thought.

Speaking of headlines..... I was spewing I missed the end of the TourFit V.s. Tiger's debate:

TOPIC: GOLF CLUBS V.S. NATURAL TALLENT - What makes the most difference to your score?

What a dramatic consequence this would have led to - a definite recipe for a perfect storm. BUT I missed the end and passed out :(

I woke up to find out the two had miraculously survived the night, that I had showered Zeus and FINALLY - that he had pryed the dripping beer from my tightly grasped hand whilst I snored.....

GOLD!!! I can't wait for next year's champs



Bergsey The Bourbonator....THAT IS 24 CARAT !!!

[Yossarian]

Jon..... bourbon?

Shit avatar.

[Yossarian]

And who could forget Robert Trench Jones?

[Johnny Canuck]

And Trench Jones Jr. on the 1st.

[Yossarian]

:lol:

[TourFit]

...and the bit about simultaneous orgasms...that you always come late (that's what she said!!)

[Daz_Golfa]

Hey,

Great to see the banter is still going, it was a really great weekend when you look back at everything that happened, Vic "coming" from behind !!!! to Win Friday's battle. Everyone getting wet on Saturday....in the rain... not the golden shower !!. what a finish on Sunday going down the stretch, where were the TV cameras, Zues is keeping quiet about the shank too but he still came out of the woods (not Tiger!!), on top.

Yoss, let me know if you want to win next year, I'll give you a putting lesson or two, hee, hee.

[TourFit]

Have you seen the NEW putter he is getting??? Won't need help after that...it'll ALWAYS be in the hole!

[adlo]

That's what she said, That's what she said, That's what she said, That's what she said, That's what she said, That's what she said, That's what she said!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-wf2pP7T0Y

[Zeusgolf]

Bergsey I see you have been doing a little male modeling. 

http://www.google.com.au/m/search?site=images&gl=au&client=safari&source=mog&hl=en&q=Calvin+klein+golf&resnum=0&ei=nQmyS7jeEpHONIXX7qYB&sa=X&oi=spell&ct=result&cd=1

[bergsey]

Bergsey I see you have been doing a little male modeling. 

http://www.google.com.au/m/search?site=images&gl=au&client=safari&source=mog&hl=en&q=Calvin+klein+golf&resnum=0&ei=nQmyS7jeEpHONIXX7qYB&sa=X&oi=spell&ct=result&cd=1

so hot right now......

lucky i didn't wear my grey/white pinstripe nike pants on the weekend as well !

[Zeusgolf]

so hot right now......

lucky i didn't wear my grey/white pinstripe nike pants on the weekend as well !

http://www.cargolines.co.uk/images/products/Calvin_Klein/Large/C9004.jpg

This is the photo I saw in Aus Golf Digest and pissed myself laughing

[adlo]

Some pics. No doubt JC has some nice pics, his camera was much better than my mobile phone camera....

It begins......

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/26032010294.jpg

Thanks Golfnut! Alternate drives, Daz struggles on top of the worlds smallest bunker. I missed taking a photo when he fell in!

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/26032010298.jpg

Binningup #5, great hole, both our matches still very much alive at this point.

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/26032010300.jpg

A nice sunset, too bad it was a sunset over the hopes of Team Canuck. The final grouping, Yoss about to lose his match on #8.

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/26032010301.jpg

Best fairways ever? The Sat PM social hit at Old Dunsborough CC, so much fun.

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/27032010307.jpg

Sunrise over the ocean? Check. There is no need to go to Qld champs.

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/28032010310.jpg

The best hole at Capel, the par 3 11th (our 3rd).

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/28032010312.jpg

Old Man Simmsy pumping one out there, that's what she said, on his way to 41 points.

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/28032010315.jpg

Looking back at #1 (our 10th). Great short par 4. Not so great for Paul's buggy (I narrowly avoided the same fate, I didn't realise I could still run that fast)

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/28032010318.jpg

[Golfnut]

Thanks Golfnut! Alternate drives, Daz struggles on top of the worlds smallest bunker. I missed taking a photo when he fell in!

http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv48/adlo_2009/26032010298.jpg



Ha ha.....Great shot Adz....remember that hole well. Daz did a great job of hacking that out of there....possibly one of the worst lies I've ever seen (sorry Daz ;))
Still reckon Daz's first ball got munched by the tractor out on the left rough!

[Zeusgolf]

Should this be bumped for POTY

[Choppa]

Included in 2010 POTY