Favourite movie line

[razaar]

Following on from the favourite movie thread, what is a favourite line from a movie that caught your fancy.

[DracZ]

Pulp Fiction - Jules: English, mother****er, do you speak it?

[Scottt]

Pulp Fiction has enough to fill 15 pages in this thread!!

[Johnny Canuck]

I agree with Scottt. I was going to quote the entire "Tony Rocky Horror soliloquy.

[adlo]

Pulp Fiction was the first movie that came to mind as well.

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying M'Fer, M'Fer" is a fave as is "don't go talking to me about foot massage. I'm the foot f'kin master"

[razaar]

Caddy Shack is also full of rippers.
Carl (Bill Murray) perving on the women foursome on the green - "come on ladies I've got a salami to hide"
Carl again, when he is caddying for the bishop during the storm and the bishop asks him if he should continue - " I'd keep playing, it will be awhile before the heavy stuff"

[adlo]

Zoolander:

"I feel like I am taking crazy pills"
"I'm not an ambi-turner"
"Hansel.... he's so hot right now"

[AndyP]

"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

[Scottt]

Zoolander is full of them.

"Orange mocha frappacinos!" :lol:

"Yeah well, lucky no one reads your little Time magazine!"

"You're deader to me than your dead mother. I'm just glad she didn't live to see you as a mermaid". "Merman, dad. Merman!"

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Perhaps the best exchange in film history, from Lock, Stock...

Tom: It's a deal, it's a steal... it's sale of the f**king century! In fact, f**k it Nick, I think I'll keep it.

Nick: All right, all right (pulls out a wad of cash)

Tom and Ed: Jesus Christ.

Ed: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that. And your haggling over one hundred pounds? What do you do when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?

Nick: One hundred pounds is still one hundred pounds.

Tom: Not when the price is two hundred pounds, it's not, and certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt, you are. Now come on, let me feel the fibre of your fabric.

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Taladega Nights has shiteloads as well.

[AndyP]

Crap movies like Zoolander and Talladega Nights definitely have their moments.

[adlo]

"shake and bake"

And they are not crap AndyP.

[AndyP]

Talladega Nights was woeful. I was very close to turning it off before the end.
Not every Will Farrell movie is gold.

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"YOU........SHALL NOT........PASS!" - Gandalf

[Daves]

Hard to go past Airplane;


Rumack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/): You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0353546/): A hospital? What is it?
Rumack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/): It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.


Rumack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/): Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001332/): Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000558/): I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.


Captain Oveur (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/): You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0365283/): No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0336335/): You ever seen a grown man naked?

[Scottt]

"Now take my wallet out."

"Which one's yours?"

"It's the one that says Bad Mother F**ker."

[Jarro]

"Go ahead, make my day"

[adlo]

Not every Will Farrell movie is gold.


I couldn't agree more. Talladega Nights was the beginning of the end for him. But it had a lot of funny moments.

[Yossarian]

Lock Stock could fill this thread as well.

Yippy kay yay mother ****er. Just for its sheer stupidity.

[sms316]

Tough Guys, with Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas.

BL/KD - "Where we come from, there were rules to streetfighting".

Street Thug - "Rules? What kind of rules"?

BLKD - "Well, for a start, you couldn't do this..." (Kicks street thug hard in the nuts).

[Minor_Threat]

Step Brothers
Dale - Did you touch my drumset
Brennan- No
Dale- then why are you so sweaty
Brennan- I was watching cops

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Brennan - Are you ****ing crazy man? Do you know how you sound right now? You need to be medicated

[Fishman Dan]

"Let off some steam, Bennett". - Corniest boss-kill line in all of the Arnie movies (Commando).

"If eet bleeds, we can kill eet" - Predator

I use both on a daily basis at work.

[PeteyD]

Let off some steam! I forgot that one.

Spaceballs:

Dark Helmet: "But when will then be now?"
Colonel Sanders: "Soon"
...

Dark Helmet: "Give me ludicrous speed NOW!"
...
Planet of the Apes characters: "Spaceballs? Oh Shit! There goes the planet!"

[razaar]

Another corny Arnie line after he drops the baddy he was holding by the ankles over the cliff (Commando). He gets back to the car and the girl asks what happened to the baddy, Arnie says "I let him go".

[razaar]

Caddy Shack:

Chevy Chase playing golf (pissed) at night and hits his ball into Carl's (Bill Murray) shack and lands in a plate of leftovers. He's crying to Carl about his bet with the Judge in tomorrow's game - Carl pulls out a thin bladed knife and says " Cut his right hamstring and when he gets on his backswing he's stuck there, he can't go anywhere".

[Dotty]

Nightshift.
Oh that Barney Rubble. What an actor.

Also from Nightshift.
[Chuck picks up tape recorder and turns it on]
Hello, this is Chuck to remind Bill to SHUT UP!


Honourable mention to Crocodile Dundee's 'You call that a knife. THIS is a knife."

[bergsey]

Flying High....

Prosecutor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0488024/): Then Howie survived?
Witness (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316080/): No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0488024/): Over Macho Grande?
Witness (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0316080/): No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.


Prosecutor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0488024/): Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006893/): I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.

[Yossarian]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Courty]

"If eet bleeds, we can kill eet" - Predator

I use both on a daily basis at work.

Can't forget Jesse Ventura's line: "I ain't got time to bleed."

Loads of funny stuff in 40 y.o. Virgin too, a lot of which can't be repeated in here without lots of censoring. :lol:

[bergsey]

[/URL][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005562/"]Hansel (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan.
Derek Zoolander (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001774/): I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.

[Yossarian]

Ace Ventura.

If I am not back in five minutes, well, you'll just have to wait longer then.

Ace Ventura (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): [with a German accent] How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Control de shouting?
Reporter: Who's That?
Ace Ventura (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me.
Reporter: What happened to the other trainer?
Ace Ventura (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried.
[he holds up only four fingers]
Ace Ventura (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone.
Reporter: [skeptically] Where is Snowflake?
Ace Ventura (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home?
[shouts]
Ace Ventura (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin! You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!... Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him!
[Ace spits]
Roger Podacter (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0263283/): Alright, it's almost time for Coach Shula's press confrence, uh, lets let Heinz do his work?
Ace Ventura (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000120/): [shooing reporters] Go to de conference, go to it.

[LarryLong]

Jehnna: I suppose nothing hurts you, Conan.
Conan: Only pain.

Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Gail Stanwyk: John who?
Fletch: John Cocktoasten.

And any line from Flying High.

[AndyP]

Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

I just laughed at it again.

"A teaspoon of sugar helps the medicine go down" - Mary Poppins
Classic!

[Elizabeth]

Can't forget Jesse Ventura's line: "I ain't got time to bleed."

:lol:

Probably the most famous, but I laughed harder at this one of his in the same movie (Predator)

(re chewing tobacco)

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

[Yossarian]

Tonight we dine in hell!

[Fishman Dan]

Nothing beats Full Metal Jacket for quotes. Clearly my favourite is the exchange between the hard-arse Gunnery Sargeant and the portly Private Lawrence... soon to by Pvt Gomer Pyle... (excuse the language that's approaching "ripe").

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet they regret that? You're so ugly you can be a modern art master piece! What's your name fat buddy?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Lawrence? Lawrence what... of Arabia?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That name sounds like royalty. Are you royalty?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, Yes, sir.

Edit: Zigwah.... mind if I call you Lawrence from now on?

Also, there's a page chock-full of FMJ quotes here... (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes)

[Yossarian]

I still remember being shown FMJ as a 12 year old Air Cadet. Eye opening to say the least.

[Fishman Dan]

Stanley Kubrick rarely leaves much to the imagination.

What's your major malfunction numbnuts?

[Xray]

Psycho (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0420718/): The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you.
Leon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0428150/): Ooooooh.
Psycho (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0420718/): You just made the list, buddy. And I don't like nobody touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I'll kill you. Also, I don't like nobody touching me. Now, any of you homos touch me, and I'll kill you.
Sergeant Hulka (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0643105/): Lighten up, Francis.

and my favourite:

Where the ****s my truck?

[FearsomeKoala]

"You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a ****ing t-shirt, at best."

[just]

Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

[Yossarian]

This is Bob, Bob had bitch tits.

[mike]

Woody: YOU. ARE. A. TOOOOOOYYYYYYY !!!!!!

[Webster]

"What we've got here is; failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men."

[Dazza]

From The Castle.
Farouk (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0453082/): He say plane fly overhead, drop value. I don't care. In Beirut, plane fly over, drop bomb. I like these planes.

Dale Kerrigan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0193135/): Dad reckons fishing is 10% brains and 95% muscle, the rest is just good luck.

And Wayne's World-

Wayne Campbell (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?
Stacy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001223/): You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me.
Wayne Campbell (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net!

Garth Algar (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001022/): Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.

[Courty]

"What we're dealing withe here, is a total lack of respect for the law."

[Xray]

I am going to put your head up his ass.

[Dotty]

I was thinking of that Farouk line from The Castle.

I also like Dennis DeNuto, when looking inside an opened photocopier
'I've ****ing cleared F3.'

[markTHEblake]

Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves.

Now that is a first class movie quote!

A Couple of my favourite Woody Allens

[/URL]So then, what do you believe in?
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000473/)Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous.

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000473/"]Oh don't, Boris, please. Sex without love is an empty experience.
Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

[bergsey]

Team America!

Kim Jong Il (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Or else what?
Hans Blix (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): A rittle more.
Hans Blix (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005295/): Good.
[Opens up trap, Hans falls in]

[adlo]

The Castle is gold. Eric Bana was great, pretty much everything he said was classic.

"24 hours, a day"
"it loses its moisture....."

Can't forget from the Starsky & Hutch remake.

"Do it, pop the trunk candyman. Do it!"

[bluescooter]

'I have something to say, it is better to burn out then to fade away' - Highlander (Kurgan in the church)

[Webster]

"it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again"

[virge666]

Listen here Private Rommel - I am the one f*cking this cat, you're just holding the head.

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And pretty much everything from "Super Troopers".

[Jarro]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

[henno]

"Who wants a moustache ride?"

[virge666]

"Who wants a moustache ride?"

Sensational film . . . think I may watch it meow.

[BrisVegas]

And Wayne's World-

Garth Algar (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001022/): Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick.


ouch, i seriously hurt myself laughing over that. :lol:

[just]

Charlie don't surf

[chappy1970]

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

[FearsomeKoala]

while the score of the movie is obviously the highlight, this exchange always gets me:

Duncan (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0905357/): There is a war on. How is it you are headed west?
Hawkeye (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000358/): Well, we kinda face to the north and real sudden-like turn left.

[Dave T]

Cocktail
Tom Cruise and Bryan Brown about to open a 50yr old bottle of brandy
Cruise: "Shouldn't we let it breathe?"

Brown: "Breathe? It's been dead for 50 years, it's never gonna breathe, lets just drink it."

[markTHEblake]

Listen here Private Rommel - I am the one f*cking this cat, you're just holding the head.

is that a commonly used army expression?

when i was in the chockos, one of our instructors who was a reg (in fact was passing through on his way to SAS induction), used to always say things like "hey, i'm effing this cat" to us, whenever someone should not be using their initiative :-)

[Bruce Dickinson]

This is Spinal Tap is chocker block full of quality material

"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll"

"It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black."

"Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?"

"We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening. "

"We're very lucky in the band in that we have two visionaries, David and Nigel, they're like poets, like Shelley and Byron. They're two distinct types of visionaries, it's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water. "

"It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever."

"He was the patron saint of quality footwear."

[Dazza]

From Waynes World 2.

Wayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): Where are you going?
Garth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001022/): Mikitas. Aren't you coming?
Wayne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): No, I'll just embarrass you. I'll just stay here and lick the cat's butt.
Garth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001022/): Okay.

A bit long....
Del Preston (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0114460/): Alright, ladies and gentlemen. It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this. Wayne, you will run the backstage team. Milton, you are my liaison between Wayne's backstage team and Garth's front-stage team which includes myself in the booth. To the left and right of the stage are machine-gun pillboxes, M-60 Browning. Now these babies tend to heat up so shoot in 3 second bursts. In the event of capture I will personally distribute these cyanide capsules to be placed under the tongue like so.
[Places a capsule in his mouth]
Del Preston (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0114460/): Any questions?
Garth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001022/): Yes, I have a question. When did you turn into a nutbar?

[Johnny Canuck]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.


Great calls Bruce.

[zigwah]

Would you like fries with that?

That just happened!

[razaar]

Caddy Shack...Carl (Bill Murray) hitting flower heads with an iron outside the clubhouse.
"A cinderella story, this unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final holes - about 455 yds away; he going with a 2-iron I think (a flower head goes in a cloud of petals). He's got all of that; the crowd is up on its feet.
For this young cinderella, he's got 350 yds: he's got a 5-iron I think. He's got a beautiful backswing (another flower head disappears). Oh he got all of that one. The crowd is up on its feet here, he's the cinderella boy.
This shot he's got 190 yds left. Looks like he's got an 8-iron. The crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story, a former greens keeper about to become Masters champion (another flower bites the dust). Its in the hole its in the hole.
Is interrupted by the bishop for the famous round in the storm.

[Zeusgolf]

At Night at the Roxbury....

Mr. Zadir (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001590/): Dooey, did you just grab my ass?
Dooey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703800/): Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.
Mr. Zadir (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001590/): Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!

[Eldrick]

can't believe none have come from this yet


Lt. Amos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0499866/): Two words. "Disco Express."
Ford Fairlane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001048/): Disco Express? They blew dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
Lt. Amos (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0499866/): Like ME, right?
Ford Fairlane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001048/): Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.

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Ford fairlane: Here's to you... suckin' my dick.

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Ford Fairlane (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001048/): 1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed mother****ing genius, Jimi Hendrix.


another classic

Biff Tannen (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001855/): Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

[Zeusgolf]

Anchorman

Brian Fantana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748620/): [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
[opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748620/): No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748620/): Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748620/): Yep.
Ron Burgundy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748620/): They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
[cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/): That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0748620/): Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr.
[snarls]

[markTHEblake]

The story around this line is one of the best
Cheech and Chong- Up In Smoke:

You mean we're smokin' dog shit, man?


P.s. i thought this thread was favourite movie line, not story :-)

[Yossarian]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.


Great calls Bruce.


I remember saying something like "I feel a little light headed maybe you should drive."

...and they called it san diego which, of course in german means a whales vagina

[Eldrick]

from "two hands"
Wozza (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0494424/): Yeah shotties are good mate.

[Flowergirl]

Stella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flowergirl]

Adrienne!!!!!

[Dotty]

From Back To The Future ...

Chuck. Chuck. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this.

[markTHEblake]

When Harry met Sally

old woman at table "I'll have what she's having"

I'll let flowergirl fill us in on what the previous line was......
(my guess is she is typing it out already)

[Minor_Threat]

Coming to America:

Landlord: Hey Stu, your rent's due, mother****er!... Now don't be pulling that falling down the stairs shit on me again, you hear! Now you conscious! Every month, the same damn thang.


It doesn't seem as good in text, its the dudes african american accent that makes it..

[Dotty]

Some great lines in Coming to America.

Randolph Duke (to Mortimer, when opening the bag of cash) "We're back."

"The royal penis is clean"

"Cleo McDowell Look.. (http://www.definitions.net/definition/Look..). me and the McDonald's people (http://www.definitions.net/definition/people) got this little (http://www.definitions.net/definition/little) misunderstanding (http://www.definitions.net/definition/misunderstanding). See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine (http://www.definitions.net/definition/mine) is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick (http://www.definitions.net/definition/Mick). We both got two all-beef patties, special (http://www.definitions.net/definition/special) sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns (http://www.definitions.net/definition/buns) have (http://www.definitions.net/definition/have) sesame (http://www.definitions.net/definition/sesame) seeds. My buns (http://www.definitions.net/definition/buns) have (http://www.definitions.net/definition/have) no seeds."

[senecio]

"A ****, in a frock, on a rock"

[bebo]

Die Hard
Kipekaya muther ***er

[Cosmopolite]

At Night at the Roxbury....

Mr. Zadir (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001590/): Dooey, did you just grab my ass?
Dooey (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0703800/): Sir, from where I'm standing, that's a physical impossibilty.
Mr. Zadir (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001590/): Oh, I know your tricks, Dooey!

More Roxbury lines:
Are you Mt St Helensing on me again?
Do you see the plane? Because I swear you are on Fantasy Island.

[Eldrick]

It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby.

[Mollydook]

Who are those guys? - Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid

[Chris32]

I'll be back.

[razaar]

From As Good as It Gets:

Receptionist - How do you rate women so well.
Jack Nicholsen - I think of a man, and take away reason and accountability.

Nicholson to his neighbour's foreign housekeeper:
Where do they teach you to talk like this?. In some Panama city sailor hump hump bar on his getaway day and his last day on whisky. Sorry we are all out of these here!

Nicholson to his neighbour Simon:
You're a disgrace to depression.

[matty]

'The truth? You can't handle the truth.'

[BrisWesty]

Spinal Tap is gold Bruce D!

Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
As you wish.
Surrender! Very well, I accept!
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die.

[goughy]

I'm not left handed either!

[mike]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jrtAoNLutg)

[Daves]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jrtAoNLutg)

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