G'day from the gigolo

[chrisogigolo]

Boyz, Let me introduce myself, i'm the gigolo. I know a couple of oz golfers. Have been mates with sms 316 for ten years, in fact i know him so well, i can tell you that he has come second more times than Jenna Jameson. No wonder his wife luvs him... Secondly, i know Grunt. He's the bloke with more hybrids than arms and legs. I always wondered why he laughed at me after i told him i was travelling on Garuda airways?... I also met a bunch of you at the pub after you played on a balmy winters day in canberra. I didn't play because i like to feel my fingers when i play golf.
Finally, i want to end on this note. Shank pars.....

[ParMaster]

Hey chris. welcome

[henno]

I like this guy already.

Welcome.

[sms316]

I do not know this man. Ban him!

[Eag's]

Welcome Chris.

[Yossarian]

Welcome!

Is this you?

http://i26.tinypic.com/20ssn6s.png

[chrisogigolo]

You're right, i know your wife better. ( first and second)

[razaar]

Hey Chris, good to see you here. Are you the guy sitting next to my son Rick at the pub?

[chrisogigolo]

You're not hitting on me are you?

[chrisogigolo]

Maybe, is he the guy in the middle?

[Dotty]

Welcome Gigolo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FvVcagZln0&feature=fvw

Are you the cowboy, cop or construction worker ?

[Pippolo]

Welcome Gigolo.

[razaar]

Maybe, is he the guy in the middle?
The ex pro baseball player living in Canberra.

[zacdullard]

What do you play off Chris?

[chrisogigolo]

I remember u. Wot club u playing at?

[chrisogigolo]

6. or in new zealand, SEX.

[razaar]

I remember u. Wot club u playing at?
Then...Keperra (left when I got the word SMS was on the way).

[henno]

Then...Keperra (left when I got the word SMS was on the way).

Bahahahaha!! :smt038

[chrisogigolo]

yeh, heard membership was down since last week.

[sms316]

I should mention that the gigolo is such a good mate he set me up with my first wife. She was an evil, life-sucking bitch, from which there was no escape.

I never got around to thanking him properly.

[chrisogigolo]

Please remember shaun, you were only supposed to f%&k her, not plonk a ring on her finger. Bloody extremists