I hate my job

[henno]

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.





Disclaimer: I blatantly stole this (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/97jht/i_hate_my_job/).

[jaybam]

Wow you are having a bad day huh??

[PeteyD]

Damn you stupid ****tard kids.

[3oneday]

Damn you stupid ****tard kids.

Custard ?

[Pieface]

Thank you Fred I just had a good laugh much to my workmates confusion!

[virge666]

Calls for an automatic weapon and a water tower . . .

[just]

It's not a Great Dane, it's a Bloodhound, you postage rip-off merchant!

[Captain Nemo]

Just out of curiosity, what is it you do Henno?

[3oneday]

he drives a combi.

[henno]

I'm a meddling kid, who stops people from getting away with things if it weren't for me.

[zigwah]

Maybe you should ask the stoner for a toke?

[Sasquatch]

Do you only do it in places called Spooky or Scary?

[jaybam]

Just out of curiosity, what is it you do Henno?


He sells gear cheap so he can rip you off on postage :)

[Tex]

Custard ?

You missed a *

[AndyP]

I bet the dog's nephew never shuts up and is bloody annoying too.

[3oneday]

You missed a *

spelling has never been a strong pint.



:)

[schwartzy]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i226/laguera_album/Scoobydoo.jpg

[TheTrueReview]

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

...

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.


Sounds like the company should solve some of its own mysteries before venturing into those of its clients.

[PeteyD]

Can someone explain to me how Fonzy ended up with the Scooby gang?

[parlyboy]

Wow henno, you could make a movie out of that script.

Maybe something like " Henno got fingered".

[TheTrueReview]

Wow henno, you could make a movie out of that script.

Maybe something like " Henno got fingered".

Or "Hey Dude, who stole their brain?"

[Captain Nemo]

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.





Disclaimer: I blatantly stole this (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/97jht/i_hate_my_job/).

Pic's?
Of the hot chick, i mean!:smt038

[AndyP]

Pic's?
Of the hot chick, i mean!:smt038
http://www.celebritywonder.com/wp/Sarah_Michelle_Gellar_in_Scooby-Doo_2:_Monsters_Unleashed_Wallpaper_3_800.jpg

[LarryLong]

I dunno, I've seen that chick with the glasses and I'd do her.

[AndyP]

I noted that when googling the Daphne pic.
http://blog.microlite20.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Linda_Cardellini_01.jpg

[3oneday]

She has a head ???




Nice tits 8)

[kev]

Can someone explain to me how Fonzy ended up with the Scooby gang?

http://blogs.pcworld.com/staffblog/archives/JumpTheShark.jpg

[kwantfm]

where's the chase scene?

[Russ]

My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.

Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.


Does that make you the gay bloke that wears a hanky around his neck? :mrgreen:

[Webster]

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/_oddity_media/img_orig/img4a782671ef35e.jpg

[shavey]

Great post! :)

[Rusty]

too much fine print

[poidda]

I dunno, I've seen that chick with the glasses and I'd do her.

She's the chick out of ER isn't she?

http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/46/62/0000034662_20061021010256.jpg

http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/linda_cardellini_maxims.jpg