How funny are some of these.

[terryand]

http://foxsports.news.com.au/story/0,8659,11910324-23218,00.html

Terry.

[990B Luva]

thats GOLD Tezza

[Trung]

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[Fishman Dan]

MERV HUGHES
"Tickets please!" - Javed Miandad, having just dismissed Hughes, who had earlier called the Pakistan bowler a "fat bus conductor".

This is the wrong way around, it was Merv who came out with the "Tickets please" call... and i don't think Javed was ever considered a bowler ;)

By far the best two are:

Ian Healy keeping to Warne, Arjuna Ranatunga on strike
"Put a mars bar on a good length, that'll entice him out of his crease"

or better still....

Beefy Botham to Sir Viv, having just beaten the edge with a corker of a leg-cutter;
";)"

Beefy Botham to Sir Viv, having just beaten the edge, again - from about a foot from his nose.
"It's red. It's round, and it's got stitches down the middle. See if you can hit it"

Sir Vivian Richard's to Beefy Botham, having deposited the next ball into middle earth
"You know what it looks like, go and f**king find it"

[Eag's]

DAVID BOON
"In my day, 58 beers between London and Sydney would have virtually classified you as a teetotaller." - Ian Chappell on Boon's record on the flight the Old Dart for the 1989 Ashes tour.

:smt043 :lol: Top stuff

[3oneday]

PHIL TUFNELL
"Tufnell, can I borrow your brain? I'm building an idiot."
I could use this everyday, without fail, a classic....

[Anonymous]

Great stuff.
Two of my favourites were when Glenn McGrath said to some Zimbabwean batsman "Why are you such a fat bastard?"
He apparently replied. "Because everytime I f&*k your wife she gives me a biscuit!" They reckon the entire Australian slips cordon cracked up.
Another one I liked was Geoff Boycotts reply to a quip about his large backside. "Ay lad, you need a big hammer to drive a big nail" My favourite golf one would be when Peter Senior's caddy was getting tired of taking the blame for Pete having a shocker of a round. "You gave me the wrong yardage" said Senior at one stage. "No I didn't, it went into the water pin high", was the reply.