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Macka
15th June 2009, 05:22 PM
Hello there,
My name is Macka. I play most of my golf at Northlakes golf club in Brisbane. My golf handicap is 1 and I am 43 years of age. My dream is to play on the senior US PGA Tour in 7 years. If that happens, my wife has given me the okay and I have dodged testicle cancer.
I do lie to my wife about time spent on the golf course and when I will be home at times though. I also have a credit card that she does not know about for certain purchases. If any members here play at Northlakes, lets have a round.
Dodge the water, Macka

markTHEblake
15th June 2009, 05:25 PM
Another class of 65 Ozgolfer? - and its a fine class too.

Did you play your junior golf in Qld? i might have bumped into you before.
(hope you were not that bastard that cheated and i got him disqualfied, this could be messy)

Scottt
15th June 2009, 05:27 PM
Strangest first post ever?

kev
15th June 2009, 05:27 PM
I'm thinking someone's having a lend... :-k (Scottt? ;) )

Scottt
15th June 2009, 05:35 PM
:lol: Not me. Love the sig, by the way :lol:

Eag's
15th June 2009, 05:39 PM
Welcome Macka.

Courty
15th June 2009, 05:58 PM
Welcome Macka.

Minor_Threat
15th June 2009, 05:59 PM
Welcome Macka..

Yossarian
15th June 2009, 06:17 PM
Welcome Macka...

Coogee Beach
15th June 2009, 07:33 PM
I think i love you Macka.

Coogee Beach
15th June 2009, 07:33 PM
no i don't.

jaybam
15th June 2009, 07:52 PM
Welcome macka. Good luck.

Jarro
15th June 2009, 09:13 PM
Welcome Macka ....

... Northlakes is a fine course and doesn't have crappy par 4's that all look the same from the tee !

henno
15th June 2009, 09:14 PM
Northlakes is a fine course and doesn't have crappy par 4's that all look the same from the tee !

Of course. Six and Ten look nothing like each other.

Macka
16th June 2009, 03:26 PM
Of course. Six and Ten look nothing like each other.
Yeah 6 and 10 have the same sort of feel off the tee but 6 is a better hole. I had a great moment this morning on 2 though. I hit my 17 deg hybrid off the tee (from the white tee's) and was left with about 150m to the hole going by the fairway sprinkler. I hit a 6 iron and it went in the hole on the full. There was no plug mark so it is what I call a pure shot. I then made a double on the easy 3rd hole....

Coogee Beach
16th June 2009, 03:44 PM
Superb shot.

You didn't see it slam dunk in on the full?

AndyP
16th June 2009, 04:29 PM
Sorry my welcome is so late. Oh BTW, you're banned.....again.

razaar
16th June 2009, 04:35 PM
The TM avatar was a nice touch though.

markTHEblake
16th June 2009, 04:50 PM
Sorry my welcome is so late. Oh BTW, you're banned.....again.

but he was nice this time.

Ned
16th June 2009, 04:52 PM
Sorry my welcome is so late. Oh BTW, you're banned.....again.



??????????????????????

AndyP
16th June 2009, 04:56 PM
but he was nice this time.One of their posts didn't get through, but he's definitely smitten with me.

Titled: Sorry guys, I have lost it

AndyP...are you still trying to play golf and cannot? It must hurt and I do not feel your pain. Please do not swear at me again as that was not very nice last time. :smt038I am employed by ...do not be a dickhead.com PTY LTD... Are you keen for a game of golf Andy, say 9 holes and a coffee?.. You crack me up....

I thought you all should see it and know that I'm a victim here. :cry:

See you next month, troll.

markTHEblake
16th June 2009, 04:58 PM
I knew you had crossed the line by swearing at him. Look at the psychological damage you have caused him.

AndyP
16th June 2009, 05:01 PM
I took one for the team. Instead of abusing the "choppers" on this forum, I'm now his target.

Saint AndyP?

Yossarian
16th June 2009, 05:02 PM
If we pray to you what virtues do you help bestow?

Coogee Beach
16th June 2009, 05:24 PM
Yeah, I don't get this. What's the ... g.o.?

markTHEblake
16th June 2009, 06:28 PM
look up users like Johnston and The something silly in the welcome forum, bunch of others as well, all the same twit.

AndyP
17th June 2009, 07:04 AM
Every post is gold.

just
17th June 2009, 07:14 AM
I took one for the team.

Did that hurt?

Tongueboy
17th June 2009, 07:26 AM
no one introduces themselves anymore? and if they do they are shonky or have another agenda?

why is that so???

AndyP
17th June 2009, 07:29 AM
Thank Andrew for this but I am here(for what its worth). Looking forward to a bit of a chat and the occasional moan! Play of 8 and getting worse by the game. I am putting with a snake and it is killing me.
Thanks for having me.
Hmmmm, secret agenda?

Ned
17th June 2009, 07:32 AM
So basically this person is a Forum Troll, multiple personalities, multiple forum identities, multiple handicaps, multiple abilities and short comings, multiple everything (actual and otherwise) ?:-s

3oneday
17th June 2009, 07:50 AM
Yep, and probably alternates hands as well ;)

Ned
17th June 2009, 07:55 AM
Well thats a relief, for a moment I thought that people may actually be rational and sensible in this place.:roll:

On ya AndyP keep taking the hits for the team!!!!!!!:smt038

just
17th June 2009, 08:09 AM
rational and sensible
Oi! We will have none of that silliness around here!

markTHEblake
17th June 2009, 04:35 PM
So basically this person is a Forum Troll, multiple personalities,

i have not noticed multiple personalities, just one; Twit.

Eag's
17th June 2009, 04:37 PM
i have not noticed multiple personalities, just one; Twit.

Now now Blakey, Scottt is not that bad ;)

Ned
17th June 2009, 05:44 PM
i have not noticed multiple personalities, just one; Twit.


Now now Blakey, Scottt is not that bad ;)

I thought he was self referring !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:smt037