what will be Zig's first handicap back?

[zigwah]

I have no plans to get one until i able to play pain free so i'm hoping in the next 12 months.

A dollar a pop winner takes all!!!!!!!????


i wont partake of course.

[Webster]

retardation?

[zigwah]

no that's not what i'm saying about this man.

so i'll put you down for 32 Jack?

[AndyP]

Well, he obviously didn't mean golf or it would have gone in a more relevant forum.

And if it does, then your point becomes more valid.

[rodders]

retardation?

:smt038

[WBennett]

Zigwah

There is a forum for the enthusiastic but clueless like you - iseekgolf

[PeteyD]

I miss Elvira.

[markTHEblake]

14

[zigwah]

Zigwah

There is a forum for the enthusiastic but clueless like you - iseekgolf

is that where u came from ya chin jockey?

[WBennett]

Chin jockey?

Try harder

[zigwah]

you sound like u might be one of andyp's aliases.

[AndyP]

One of none?

How is it that you can't even use one of the two 'Shift' keys?

[zigwah]

what does that mean?

[henno]

Dig up, stupid!

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6840/digupstupid.jpg

[zigwah]

Dig up, stupid!

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/6840/digupstupid.jpg

I asked a question are saying i am being baited ny a mod of this forum?

[henno]

I am saying you are digging another hole. The "Dig up stupid!" is a quote from the Simpsons, and seems to be rather apt in this case.

... and look at the board in front of you covered in keys. We often refer to them as keyboards. The shift key is on that board. There are two of them.

[zigwah]

i still dont get it

[henno]

Clearly.

[Yossarian]

http://i41.tinypic.com/wrjk2o.jpg

[henno]

Look at all of those capital letters. There's enough for everyone!

[zigwah]

I'm not a keyboard warrior, but wont sit back when soneone has a crack, and some people who i think would pull their heads in if i was standing in front of them, so keep insulting, calling me names, if thats you gig go right ahead.

I'm here to ask questions ,so what if some are stupid.

I usually don't remeber half the stuff directed at me anyways.

I just golf and bourbon

[zigwah]

seriously henno who gives a rats arse how its typed do u really care when punctuation and spelling are off i dont

[Scottt]

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/popcorn-cinema-g.jpg

[henno]

Good point. It's my fault for trying to decypher your posts.

[zigwah]

just pretend your a teacher ;)

[henno]

just pretend your a teacher ;)

Can do.

The difference between "your" and "you're". (http://www.trackerpress.com/reference/your-or-you're.php)


(And yes Scottt, I am aware of the irony.)

[zigwah]

see al happy i don't mind being corrected but when it comes across as though i'm stupid or gets played on all the time i fire up.

See i was the bully in school i cant help it its ingrained one day i wish i could say sorry to all those poor bastards.

[markTHEblake]

I thought the hole was for WBENNETT to get back into. His input was totally uncalled for and classless.

[Johnny Canuck]

see al happy i don't mind being corrected but when it comes across as though i'm stupid or gets played on all the time i fire up.

See i was the bully in school i cant help it its ingrained one day i wish i could say sorry to all those poor bastards.

Who's Al?

[Johnny Canuck]

I thought the hole was for WBENNETT to get back into. His input was totally uncalled for and classless.

Agreed.

[henno]

see al happy i don't mind being corrected but when it comes across as though i'm stupid or gets played on all the time i fire up.

I'm not Al, but you can call me whatever you like, Zig. :mrgreen:

And just to clarify, I wasn't calling you stupid. It was a quote, and for the sake of clarity the context of the word "stupid" is not what it may seem without seeing the episode.

[zigwah]

Who's Al?

i would have thought so, but i just take bait.

[Scottt]

Can do.

(And yes Scottt, I am aware of the irony.)

:smt038


I thought the hole was for WBENNETT to get back into. His input was totally uncalled for and classless.

That's how he rolls. He speaks, I imagine, as a regular and keen ISG poster.

[Yossarian]

ISG is the bomb! A discussion about headcovers anyone??

[henno]

ISG is the bomb! A discussion about headcovers anyone??

Depends. How far do you hit your driver? I need to work out if you are worthy of me having a conversation with you.

[Scottt]

I'm not Al, but you can call me whatever you like, Zig. :mrgreen:


Maybe he wants to be Art Garfunkel to your Paul Simon?

[Yossarian]

Lazy 300, 350 if I'm feeling active. My main problem is putting. Although my play with a 64* wedge is outstanding.

[Johnny Canuck]

Maybe he wants to be Art Garfunkel to your Paul Simon?
Great reference Scottt.

[Scottt]

Thanks JC... I enjoyed it!

[AndyP]

seriously henno who gives a rats arse how its typed I think you'll find that readability of posts is proportional to the number of members who will read it and possibly respond to it.

[henno]

ivedecidedtonolongertypewithspacespunctuationcapit alsorparagraphsitsyourproblemifyoucantreadit

[WBennett]

Zig

I'm not AndyP. The only time I ever appreciated Dermie he was in black and white stripes.

[just]

I thought the hole was for WBENNETT to get back into. His input was totally uncalled for and classless.


Agreed.

You're;) kidding aren't you? Was it the reference to ISG that you thought déclassé?

[markTHEblake]

Was it the reference to ISG that you thought déclassé? no it was the 'clueless like you' reference

[just]

You've become very sensitive these days, Blakey. I hope you share that around equally.

[Johnny Canuck]

It just seemed to be another blatant attempt to get Zig all worked up.

(I agree with the description of ISG though)

[sms316]

wbennett has always been a bad influence.

[Jarro]

Chill out people :roll:

[Scottt]

With a name like his, he didn't have much chance. Add in the sport he plays and that right there is a lost cause :lol:

[just]

wbennett has always been a bad influence.
Living in the ACT does that to you!:)

[Johnny Canuck]

3/6/09 - Seven days without having a stink on OzGolf!

I think I've figured it out. Scottt can't help himself. WBENNETT is just another one of his aliases from the poll thread.

[markTHEblake]

Sensitive is my middle name - but I aint a poofter.

[henno]

I thought "THE" was your middle name.

[Scottt]

3/6/09 - Seven days without having a stink on OzGolf!

I think I've figured it out. Scottt can't help himself. WBENNETT is just another one of his aliases from the poll thread.

Just having fun, JC. I'm a peaceful man at heart...

[Yossarian]

Just having fun, JC. I'm a peaceful man at heart...


http://i39.tinypic.com/34sii6h.jpg

[sms316]

Just having fun, JC. I'm a peaceful man at heart...
So I've heard.



(http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603260632&ref=mf)Scott Warren (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603260632&ref=mf) is up for anything......guys or girls...???
(http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=603260632&ref=mf)

[Scottt]

Never leave the lappie open, logged on to Facebook while drinking with friends at home...

[sms316]

That's what they all say...

[markTHEblake]

I thought "THE" was your middle name.
nah - the means there is only one.

[WBennett]

So you are this bloke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Blake_%28Australian_rules_footballer%29)?

[Scottt]

Or perhaps this Mark Blake is closer to the money? :lol:

http://www.markblake.org/mark.jpg

[markTHEblake]

all legends.

[Eag's]

Wankers!! the lot of you, It's not Zigs fault he can't find the any key ;)

[Scottt]

:smt038

:lol: Best laugh I've had in ages, Eag's.

But is he wearing a moomoo? :lol:

[Beetle34]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhrfhjLd9e4

[henno]

It's drinking the water!

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/4479/146k.jpg

[PeteyD]

That reminds me, as a trainee pro never leave the golf shop computer logged into your RSVP dating account when you go out to practice putting ... :D

[zigwah]

well you guys certainly went to town here lol.

No one has one but i think blake is the only one in the running

Still need to put 5 cards in.

[henno]

Still need to put 3 cards in.

^^^

[zigwah]

says 5 cards in the syllabus

[Dotty]

Hypothetically (as I couldn't be bothered throwing in a dollar).

Ziggy's first handicap will be 25 ...



... which he'll drop to 20 the next day, if it doesn't sell. :twisted:

[adlo]

:lol:

It should be 3 cards zig.

I'll be guessing a handicap of 20.

[Johnny Canuck]

18.2

[Johnny Canuck]

Hypothetically (as I couldn't be bothered throwing in a dollar).

Ziggy's first handicap will be 25 ...



... which he'll drop to 20 the next day, if it doesn't sell. :twisted:

:smt038

[ParMaster]

23

[Jarro]

666

[zigwah]

Apparently 3 cards for a club hcp and 5 for golflink, does that sound right?

[henno]

No.

[adlo]

Golflink only need 3 9 hole rounds now, believe it or not.

[markTHEblake]

Apparently 3 cards for a club hcp and 5 for golflink, does that sound right?

Something has changed, or will change, I get confused by reading all the handicap stuff both present and future, and possibly most people are in the same boat, or never knew in the first place :-)

Check Golf Australia website, they have all the current info there and easy enough to find.

[zigwah]

Hmmmmm, well the guy i asked today said 3 for club and 5 for national, oh well 3 or 5 it wont be long

[adlo]

He is "old school". Tell him to get with the times.

[henno]

3 cards and I was done. End of story.

[AndyP]

Post #2 is useful.

[zigwah]

Just read the vic golf website and it has recently changed from 5 to 3 cards.

Thanx for the inspiration Andy :)

[LarryLong]

Handicap will depend on how many times Zig changes shafts in the coming weeks. I'll say 19.6

[zigwah]

anyone say 21?

[adlo]

Almost, I said 20.....

[Johnny Canuck]

Almost, I said 20.....

Drivers?

[Yossarian]

Noooo bingo!

[adlo]

Drivers?

Train wreck pro shop threads?

[Johnny Canuck]

Train wreck pro shop threads?

I'll guess 64.

[adlo]

I'll guess 64.

Is that your guess for today only? Might get close.

[markTHEblake]

are we allowed to revise original predictions?

Zig, your form is shocking, with all that practice i thought you were going to do better than that. I had faith in you man, you let me down.

[Scottt]

This Zig handicapped yet?

[sms316]

At birth?

[grandmasterb]

HAHA what a great bunch of supportive blokes you all are!!!

[zigwah]

yes my form was shocking Mark, 89 102 and 97 with the last 2 cards being the worst cards i have had since feb.

I was a bit disapointed, but hoping to bounce right back.

[razaar]

Good for you Zig, get stuck into it next year and be as frustrated as the rest of us.

[adlo]

Can you purchase a golflink # that works? I hope the one in your sig doesn't show up in the pro shop.... it's faulty.

They would have looked at your best 3 x 9 hole scores Zig, the 102 would have been forgotten.