View Full Version : *NSFW* Looking for Photos. for my clubs.
virge666
21st May 2009, 05:24 PM
The plan is this - I want 8 photographs of different women. No boobs or beavers, just 8 of the best looking women in underwear of bikinis you have ever seen.
These will go under my clear grips of my new clubs.
Not looking for a huge selection - i am looking for YOUR personal favourite. I am looking for the one photograph that every time you see it, you mind turns warm gentle breezes and lubricant.
I have one of Charlize - but any recomendations would be helpful.
Those photos of excessive hairy people may be considered for my 6 iron.
Webster
21st May 2009, 05:36 PM
Those photos of excessive hairy people may be considered for my 6 iron.
Like this?
:shock:
I fear this thread may have only minutes to live...
Dotty
21st May 2009, 05:44 PM
Can you make them like the old souvenir pens, so the beach wrap slides off, when the club head finishes in the right position ? :roll:
What aspect ratio for the photos? Have to be portrait, but 4:1? Or 8:1?
Johnny Canuck
21st May 2009, 05:52 PM
why do you have immediate access to a photo like that?
Jarro
21st May 2009, 05:54 PM
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5981/katebeckinsale.jpg
simmsy
21st May 2009, 05:57 PM
aaahhhh..... Miranda
Webster
21st May 2009, 05:58 PM
Last edited by jarro; Today at 05:55 PM. Reason: Too hairy
harsh jarro, very very harsh...
simmsy
21st May 2009, 05:59 PM
....and Megan!!!!
good ol' Perth girl!
Jarro
21st May 2009, 06:09 PM
harsh jarro, very very harsh...
Hey, i don't make the rules :roll:
just
21st May 2009, 06:18 PM
http://www.crikey-adventure-tours.com/images/Map_Tasmania_route.jpg
dc68
21st May 2009, 06:50 PM
Haha. Goodun Just.
sms316
21st May 2009, 07:01 PM
Virge,
If you are faced with a pin cut at the front edge, I suggest you use this one. Guaranteed to get plenty of suck.
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/315/heather.jpg
sms316
21st May 2009, 07:02 PM
I bet the mods are watching this thread with interest.
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1326/bigtits.jpg
sms316
21st May 2009, 07:09 PM
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4448/honeymoon.jpg
gazgolf1
21st May 2009, 07:12 PM
Virge,
If you are faced with a pin cut at the front edge, I suggest you use this one. Guaranteed to get plenty of suck.
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/315/heather.jpg
Ah yes I am familiar with her work.
Webster
21st May 2009, 07:22 PM
Stacey Kiebler
http://www.wrestlingdeals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wwe-diva-stacy-keibler-fhm-sexiest.jpg
virge, when you have a few spare hours, head on over to www.wickedweasel.com where the bikinis are small and the girls wearing them are tidy..
ParMaster
21st May 2009, 08:18 PM
Virge type into google these 2 names:
Michelle Merkin
Reon Kadena
Trust me you'll enjoy it :)
PeteyD
21st May 2009, 08:24 PM
http://www.softpicks.net/screenshots/Scarlett-Johansson-Sexy-Hot-Screensaver.jpg
henno
21st May 2009, 08:29 PM
Just about any of these (http://www.chickipedia.com/hottest-chicks.html), but I vote for Luba Shumeyko.
The trouble is going to be finding a non-nude pic of her.
dc68
21st May 2009, 08:31 PM
Get 2 of Keira Knightley. You could put 1 on the front and 1 on the back.
PeteyD
21st May 2009, 08:33 PM
You could put em next to each other, lifesize, and it still wouldn't go across a shaft.
Yossarian
21st May 2009, 08:46 PM
You could put em next to each other, lifesize, and it still wouldn't go across a shaft.
:lol:
I'd still go there :twisted:
kwantfm
21st May 2009, 09:39 PM
How about this?
Scottt
21st May 2009, 09:43 PM
Gaz, who is the volleyball lass?
giddyupgaz
21st May 2009, 09:50 PM
Great question Scottt, 3 Brownlow votes so far
Jono
21st May 2009, 09:54 PM
This thread is racially biased.
What about Asian chicks?
http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1768/11645y.jpg
8)
markTHEblake
21st May 2009, 10:10 PM
Gee jono, you do have a thing for asian chicks.
Is that Grace Park from BSG? if not there is a photo set around that looks much like that.
u8ergolfer
21st May 2009, 10:14 PM
Someone Say Asian Chick?.. I vote for Poh from Masterchef,,,,Tsssshhhh HOT....
3oneday
21st May 2009, 10:18 PM
I would have voted for JC's last avatar, but his current one would be a shocker :lol:
3oneday
21st May 2009, 10:19 PM
This thread is racially biased.
What about Asian chicks?
8)I think ones with training bra's are outlawed.
virge666
21st May 2009, 10:37 PM
Champion effort lads... just champion.
I am going to need full length shots as they have to go around the grip.
the next plan is to add a sub plot to each club... SMS's fault with heather. Will need to put her on the 60 degree wedge for a bit of suck.
Keira Knightly has to be on the 8 iron - to be aimed at tight pins...
The four iron has to be long and high - so we will need someone tall for that.
I hate my 6 iron - so a picture of the mother in law may have to go there. Or maybe a naked photo of Jessica Alba - "I would like to hit that - but I can't"
virge666
21st May 2009, 10:42 PM
Just about any of these (http://www.chickipedia.com/hottest-chicks.html), but I vote for Luba Shumeyko.
The trouble is going to be finding a non-nude pic of her.
WTF is Sarah Palin doing in that !
u8ergolfer
21st May 2009, 10:47 PM
I think ones with training bra's are outlawed.
well in that case....2.1 Billion * 0.5....takeout another 40% 'cos they're old ugly or just don't fit.and well.. your still left with...a Freakin shitload......600 million or so..
Scottt
21st May 2009, 10:48 PM
The four iron has to be long and high - so we will need someone tall for that.
Kate Moss - qualifies as both long and high - 6ft tall and loves a snort!
sms316
22nd May 2009, 06:23 AM
I hate my 6 iron
No matter what happens - not likely to go straight.
http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1199/ellend.jpg
just
22nd May 2009, 06:32 AM
Surely the missus would be more palatable.
http://www.wallpapercolor.com/Celebrities/Portia-de-Rossi/Portia-de-Rossi-1.JPG
PeteyD
22nd May 2009, 07:07 AM
Ack, back into more palatable territory ..
http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/capz888/ij--L_to_Z/ij--Sophie_Faulkner/ij--Twon2k_178_Sophie_Falkiner.jpg
http://my.toast.com.au/images/natalie-gruzlewski06.jpg
virge666
22nd May 2009, 07:49 AM
No matter what happens - not likely to go straight.
Gold !
virge666
22nd May 2009, 08:46 AM
This thread is racially biased.
What about Asian chicks?
8)
Asians can't play golf... ;)
sms316
22nd May 2009, 08:48 AM
Virge,
If you select an Asian for one of your grips, pay particular attention to the adam's apple area before committing.
virge666
22nd May 2009, 12:01 PM
Virge,
If you select an Asian for one of your grips, pay particular attention to the adam's apple area before committing.
Yes - a man who has been to Thailand. I feel your sense of disappointment.
WTF does NSFW mean ?
sms316
22nd May 2009, 12:06 PM
Not Safe For Work
virge666
22nd May 2009, 12:33 PM
Not Safe For Work
How many boss's would appreciate this golf forum at work anyway ?
kev
22nd May 2009, 06:10 PM
Mmmmm...
razaar
22nd May 2009, 06:27 PM
Pure genius, Virge....:smt038
gazgolf1
22nd May 2009, 06:33 PM
Gaz, who is the volleyball lass?
Her name is Nicky Whelan.
virge666
22nd May 2009, 06:46 PM
Her name is Nicky Whelan.
She is a dead set stunner. Absolutely Sensational.
gazgolf1
22nd May 2009, 07:14 PM
Is this too NSFW?
http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/imgcache/888.png
markTHEblake
22nd May 2009, 08:25 PM
NSFH either.
razaar
27th May 2009, 04:45 PM
Nice rings.:shock:
PeteyD
27th May 2009, 04:48 PM
Looks like Jenny?
Jarro
27th May 2009, 04:49 PM
http://images.tvrage.com/people/31/90286.jpg
An oldie but a goody :)
Scottt
27th May 2009, 04:57 PM
Is that a bloke, Jarro? Deadset rankness, right there.
Her name is Nicky Whelan.
cheers Gaz. She's amazing!
Webster
27th May 2009, 05:04 PM
Scottt, I agree (ooh that was hard to type). Jarro she is a complete oinker.
PeteyD, correct.
Jarro
27th May 2009, 05:11 PM
Is that a bloke, Jarro? Deadset rankness, right there.
Scottt, I agree (ooh that was hard to type). Jarro she is a complete oinker.
C'mon, Karen Pini helped a lot of young men through tough times back in the day :roll:
PeteyD
27th May 2009, 06:01 PM
That's a dreadful shot of her.
Jarro
27th May 2009, 06:08 PM
Geez you guys are hard markers :roll:
gazgolf1
27th May 2009, 07:44 PM
All I remember is her massive bush.
Webster
27th May 2009, 07:48 PM
All I remember is her massive bush.
It was as if she had been attacked by the creature from the black forest!
markTHEblake
27th May 2009, 08:41 PM
Geez you guys are hard markers :roll:
It was an ordinary photo though.
Whenever i go to Burleigh beach, and see the sheilas riding their bikes up and down the footpath, i get this unusual melody in my head and it reminds me of Karen Pini. Absolutely no idea why.
sms316
27th May 2009, 08:44 PM
3oneday needs to post a pic of that monster "woman" who married a skinny army fella.
sms316
27th May 2009, 08:50 PM
Not sure if this is worthy, especially given the urban myth about Jamie Lee being a hermaphrodite.
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7066/jlee.jpg
Jarro
27th May 2009, 08:50 PM
All I remember is her massive bush.
yeah, that's right ... the lady didn't believe in getting Jims mowing in to tidy up the yard.
She was a looker though =P~
3oneday
28th May 2009, 08:24 AM
;)
Webster
28th May 2009, 08:36 AM
no posting pictures of your missus without her permission 3oneday..
3oneday
28th May 2009, 08:40 AM
Jealous bugger :p
sms316
28th May 2009, 08:43 AM
I thought it was DC68 in drag.
Tongueboy
28th May 2009, 09:12 AM
It was as if she had been attacked by the creature from the black forest!
I reckon the only thing you could eat and floss at the same time. a litre of round up to clear that bush.
razaar
28th May 2009, 10:28 AM
Virge how about one of a 48 year old razaar (its a bit distorted).:)
http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/bennie_065/Mail0010.jpg
sms316
28th May 2009, 10:31 AM
Post reported due to visual obcenity.
Flowergirl
28th May 2009, 01:58 PM
Virge how about one of a 48 year old razaar (its a bit distorted).:)
http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/bennie_065/Mail0010.jpg
Now you're talking!!!!!!!!!!:smt038
Boys - may I congratulate you all for posting pictures of beautiful women - admiring them - without degrading them. I'm proud of you all.
Some of them are very beautiful.:shock:
I might have to show John this thread. ;)
BrisVegas
28th May 2009, 07:10 PM
Virge how about one of a 48 year old razaar (its a bit distorted).:)
http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/bennie_065/Mail0010.jpg
Nice wood
-grain panelling! 8-)
sms316
28th May 2009, 07:14 PM
Will you wankers stop quoting Razaar's pic? It's burning my retinas.
virge666
29th May 2009, 08:47 AM
Anyone got an good pics of her ?
sms316
29th May 2009, 08:55 AM
Ask and you shall receive.
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1169/natbass.jpg
Jarro
29th May 2009, 09:11 AM
Is that a a still shot from a movie ?
sms316
29th May 2009, 09:12 AM
I believe so.
Prey.
Jarro
29th May 2009, 09:16 AM
**downloading**
sms316
3rd June 2009, 02:13 PM
How are the grips going Virge? Need any more pics?
virge666
4th June 2009, 10:23 AM
These are the what I have so far
Kyla Cole
Jennefer Avalon
Charlize
kate beckinsale
Joanna Krupa
Nicky Whelan
2 to go.
Scottt
4th June 2009, 03:06 PM
Virge - whack a pic of the missus on one to get in her good books? Or would that make things awkward when you sell them? :lol:
virge666
4th June 2009, 11:34 PM
Virge - whack a pic of the missus on one to get in her good books? Or would that make things awkward when you sell them? :lol:
No way mate - my missus and my golf remain VERY seperate.
ParMaster
4th June 2009, 11:49 PM
http://reonkadena.org for Jono.:wink:
http://michelemerkin.com might be of interest to you Virge.
Scottt
4th June 2009, 11:55 PM
Stop ferkin the merkin! :lol:
virge666
5th June 2009, 12:09 PM
http://michelemerkin.com might be of interest to you Virge.
She ain't bad - but prefer a bit of meat and curves on my women. Not an RSL meat tray - but hate chicks with the bodies of 15 year old boys...
Nice cans though.
henno
5th June 2009, 12:18 PM
Aria Giovanni.
She's one curvy porn mistress.
Grunt
5th June 2009, 07:26 PM
How about Sophie Sandolo?
Toolish
6th June 2009, 03:50 PM
You considered Marisa Miller?
Jarro
6th June 2009, 04:01 PM
C'mon Virge ... give us a look at the pics you have so far
virge666
6th June 2009, 05:26 PM
You considered Marisa Miller?
Yet another lass who needs a pint of blood, a steak and a laydown.
http://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/marisa-miller-diet-and-exercise.jpg
Can you amagine having sex with it - you would probably break it.
Love to take it out and show my mates - but she woudl be too busy vomiting in the bathroom during dinner.
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