*NSFW* Looking for Photos. for my clubs.

[virge666]

The plan is this - I want 8 photographs of different women. No boobs or beavers, just 8 of the best looking women in underwear of bikinis you have ever seen.

These will go under my clear grips of my new clubs.

Not looking for a huge selection - i am looking for YOUR personal favourite. I am looking for the one photograph that every time you see it, you mind turns warm gentle breezes and lubricant.

I have one of Charlize - but any recomendations would be helpful.

Those photos of excessive hairy people may be considered for my 6 iron.

[Webster]

Those photos of excessive hairy people may be considered for my 6 iron.

Like this?

:shock:

I fear this thread may have only minutes to live...

[Dotty]

Can you make them like the old souvenir pens, so the beach wrap slides off, when the club head finishes in the right position ? :roll:


What aspect ratio for the photos? Have to be portrait, but 4:1? Or 8:1?

[Johnny Canuck]

why do you have immediate access to a photo like that?

[Jarro]

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5981/katebeckinsale.jpg

[simmsy]

aaahhhh..... Miranda

[Webster]

Last edited by jarro; Today at 05:55 PM. Reason: Too hairy

harsh jarro, very very harsh...

[simmsy]

....and Megan!!!!
good ol' Perth girl!

[Jarro]

harsh jarro, very very harsh...

Hey, i don't make the rules :roll:

[just]

http://www.crikey-adventure-tours.com/images/Map_Tasmania_route.jpg

[dc68]

Haha. Goodun Just.

[sms316]

Virge,

If you are faced with a pin cut at the front edge, I suggest you use this one. Guaranteed to get plenty of suck.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/315/heather.jpg

[sms316]

I bet the mods are watching this thread with interest.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1326/bigtits.jpg

[sms316]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/4448/honeymoon.jpg

[gazgolf1]

Virge,

If you are faced with a pin cut at the front edge, I suggest you use this one. Guaranteed to get plenty of suck.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/315/heather.jpg

Ah yes I am familiar with her work.

[Webster]

Stacey Kiebler

http://www.wrestlingdeals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/wwe-diva-stacy-keibler-fhm-sexiest.jpg

virge, when you have a few spare hours, head on over to www.wickedweasel.com where the bikinis are small and the girls wearing them are tidy..

[ParMaster]

Virge type into google these 2 names:

Michelle Merkin
Reon Kadena

Trust me you'll enjoy it :)

[PeteyD]

http://www.softpicks.net/screenshots/Scarlett-Johansson-Sexy-Hot-Screensaver.jpg

[henno]

Just about any of these (http://www.chickipedia.com/hottest-chicks.html), but I vote for Luba Shumeyko.

The trouble is going to be finding a non-nude pic of her.

[dc68]

Get 2 of Keira Knightley. You could put 1 on the front and 1 on the back.

[PeteyD]

You could put em next to each other, lifesize, and it still wouldn't go across a shaft.

[Yossarian]

You could put em next to each other, lifesize, and it still wouldn't go across a shaft.

:lol:

I'd still go there :twisted:

[kwantfm]

How about this?

[Scottt]

Gaz, who is the volleyball lass?

[giddyupgaz]

Great question Scottt, 3 Brownlow votes so far

[Jono]

This thread is racially biased.

What about Asian chicks?

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1768/11645y.jpg



8)

[markTHEblake]

Gee jono, you do have a thing for asian chicks.

Is that Grace Park from BSG? if not there is a photo set around that looks much like that.

[u8ergolfer]

Someone Say Asian Chick?.. I vote for Poh from Masterchef,,,,Tsssshhhh HOT....

[3oneday]

I would have voted for JC's last avatar, but his current one would be a shocker :lol:

[3oneday]

This thread is racially biased.

What about Asian chicks?
8)I think ones with training bra's are outlawed.

[virge666]

Champion effort lads... just champion.

I am going to need full length shots as they have to go around the grip.

the next plan is to add a sub plot to each club... SMS's fault with heather. Will need to put her on the 60 degree wedge for a bit of suck.

Keira Knightly has to be on the 8 iron - to be aimed at tight pins...

The four iron has to be long and high - so we will need someone tall for that.

I hate my 6 iron - so a picture of the mother in law may have to go there. Or maybe a naked photo of Jessica Alba - "I would like to hit that - but I can't"

[virge666]

Just about any of these (http://www.chickipedia.com/hottest-chicks.html), but I vote for Luba Shumeyko.

The trouble is going to be finding a non-nude pic of her.


WTF is Sarah Palin doing in that !

[u8ergolfer]

I think ones with training bra's are outlawed.

well in that case....2.1 Billion * 0.5....takeout another 40% 'cos they're old ugly or just don't fit.and well.. your still left with...a Freakin shitload......600 million or so..

[Scottt]

The four iron has to be long and high - so we will need someone tall for that.

Kate Moss - qualifies as both long and high - 6ft tall and loves a snort!

[sms316]

I hate my 6 iron
No matter what happens - not likely to go straight.

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1199/ellend.jpg

[just]

Surely the missus would be more palatable.
http://www.wallpapercolor.com/Celebrities/Portia-de-Rossi/Portia-de-Rossi-1.JPG

[PeteyD]

Ack, back into more palatable territory ..

http://members.fortunecity.co.uk/capz888/ij--L_to_Z/ij--Sophie_Faulkner/ij--Twon2k_178_Sophie_Falkiner.jpg


http://my.toast.com.au/images/natalie-gruzlewski06.jpg

[virge666]

No matter what happens - not likely to go straight.



Gold !

[virge666]

This thread is racially biased.

What about Asian chicks?

8)

Asians can't play golf... ;)

[sms316]

Virge,

If you select an Asian for one of your grips, pay particular attention to the adam's apple area before committing.

[virge666]

Virge,

If you select an Asian for one of your grips, pay particular attention to the adam's apple area before committing.


Yes - a man who has been to Thailand. I feel your sense of disappointment.

WTF does NSFW mean ?

[sms316]

Not Safe For Work

[virge666]

Not Safe For Work


How many boss's would appreciate this golf forum at work anyway ?

[kev]

Mmmmm...

[razaar]

Pure genius, Virge....:smt038

[gazgolf1]

Gaz, who is the volleyball lass?

Her name is Nicky Whelan.

[virge666]

Her name is Nicky Whelan.


She is a dead set stunner. Absolutely Sensational.

[gazgolf1]

Is this too NSFW?

http://www.perthstreetbikes.com/forum/imgcache/888.png

[markTHEblake]

NSFH either.

[razaar]

Nice rings.:shock:

[PeteyD]

Looks like Jenny?

[Jarro]

http://images.tvrage.com/people/31/90286.jpg

An oldie but a goody :)

[Scottt]

Is that a bloke, Jarro? Deadset rankness, right there.


Her name is Nicky Whelan.

cheers Gaz. She's amazing!

[Webster]

Scottt, I agree (ooh that was hard to type). Jarro she is a complete oinker.

PeteyD, correct.

[Jarro]

Is that a bloke, Jarro? Deadset rankness, right there.


Scottt, I agree (ooh that was hard to type). Jarro she is a complete oinker.


C'mon, Karen Pini helped a lot of young men through tough times back in the day :roll:

[PeteyD]

That's a dreadful shot of her.

[Jarro]

Geez you guys are hard markers :roll:

[gazgolf1]

All I remember is her massive bush.

[Webster]

All I remember is her massive bush.

It was as if she had been attacked by the creature from the black forest!

[markTHEblake]

Geez you guys are hard markers :roll:

It was an ordinary photo though.

Whenever i go to Burleigh beach, and see the sheilas riding their bikes up and down the footpath, i get this unusual melody in my head and it reminds me of Karen Pini. Absolutely no idea why.

[sms316]

3oneday needs to post a pic of that monster "woman" who married a skinny army fella.

[sms316]

Not sure if this is worthy, especially given the urban myth about Jamie Lee being a hermaphrodite.

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7066/jlee.jpg

[Jarro]

All I remember is her massive bush.

yeah, that's right ... the lady didn't believe in getting Jims mowing in to tidy up the yard.

She was a looker though =P~

[3oneday]

;)

[Webster]

no posting pictures of your missus without her permission 3oneday..

[3oneday]

Jealous bugger :p

[sms316]

I thought it was DC68 in drag.

[Tongueboy]

It was as if she had been attacked by the creature from the black forest!

I reckon the only thing you could eat and floss at the same time. a litre of round up to clear that bush.

[razaar]

Virge how about one of a 48 year old razaar (its a bit distorted).:)

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/bennie_065/Mail0010.jpg

[sms316]

Post reported due to visual obcenity.

[Flowergirl]

Virge how about one of a 48 year old razaar (its a bit distorted).:)

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/bennie_065/Mail0010.jpg


Now you're talking!!!!!!!!!!:smt038

Boys - may I congratulate you all for posting pictures of beautiful women - admiring them - without degrading them. I'm proud of you all.
Some of them are very beautiful.:shock:
I might have to show John this thread. ;)

[BrisVegas]

Virge how about one of a 48 year old razaar (its a bit distorted).:)

http://i384.photobucket.com/albums/oo283/bennie_065/Mail0010.jpg

Nice wood




















-grain panelling! 8-)

[sms316]

Will you wankers stop quoting Razaar's pic? It's burning my retinas.

[virge666]

Anyone got an good pics of her ?

[sms316]

Ask and you shall receive.

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1169/natbass.jpg

[Jarro]

Is that a a still shot from a movie ?

[sms316]

I believe so.

Prey.

[Jarro]

**downloading**

[sms316]

How are the grips going Virge? Need any more pics?

[virge666]

These are the what I have so far

Kyla Cole
Jennefer Avalon
Charlize
kate beckinsale
Joanna Krupa
Nicky Whelan

2 to go.

[Scottt]

Virge - whack a pic of the missus on one to get in her good books? Or would that make things awkward when you sell them? :lol:

[virge666]

Virge - whack a pic of the missus on one to get in her good books? Or would that make things awkward when you sell them? :lol:


No way mate - my missus and my golf remain VERY seperate.

[ParMaster]

http://reonkadena.org for Jono.:wink:

http://michelemerkin.com might be of interest to you Virge.

[Scottt]

Stop ferkin the merkin! :lol:

[virge666]

http://michelemerkin.com might be of interest to you Virge.

She ain't bad - but prefer a bit of meat and curves on my women. Not an RSL meat tray - but hate chicks with the bodies of 15 year old boys...

Nice cans though.

[henno]

Aria Giovanni.

She's one curvy porn mistress.

[Grunt]

How about Sophie Sandolo?

[Toolish]

You considered Marisa Miller?

[Jarro]

C'mon Virge ... give us a look at the pics you have so far

[virge666]

You considered Marisa Miller?


Yet another lass who needs a pint of blood, a steak and a laydown.

http://www.celebritydietdoctor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/marisa-miller-diet-and-exercise.jpg

Can you amagine having sex with it - you would probably break it.

Love to take it out and show my mates - but she woudl be too busy vomiting in the bathroom during dinner.