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Johnston
9th May 2009, 10:19 AM
Hello my fellow ozgolf forum members. What a forum! I love it and I love the fact that there are so many choppers here and people who think they are not choppers. We have club equipment specialists (self confessing ones) the occasional person who is in the belief that they have the secret to the game, people who think and say they are good, choppers who say they are bad and that is a positive so why post your bullshit in the first place and questions? It astounds me? Lets have a game of golf socially? Why would I want to have a round of golf with some person who cannot break 90 on their best day?
My advise to choppers is to either take up lawn bowls and stop wasting your money on golf. It is that f==king simple, you cannot play the game, you hold up the groups behind you so f==k off. I would also like to address all the so-called dreamers on this site who think they have an idea. You do not so you can all f==k off. Ozgolf should have an offshoot website called... chopper.com.... all num nuts and knobs are bounced to this site according to a 10 question examination.
Can we have a top 100 dickhead poll of choppers and their comments as well?:smt038
"Be chopper, think like a chopper, has to be fun"...

PS: just here to help

henno
9th May 2009, 10:23 AM
Good luck getting a bite.

Quite possibly the least creative and most uninteresting attempt at trolling a forum ever.

AndyP
9th May 2009, 10:37 AM
I am not a chopper. :cry:

You've removed all benefit of the doubt about me banning you, ****head.

PeteyD
9th May 2009, 10:42 AM
I like eggs.

Dazza
9th May 2009, 10:47 AM
Another Keperra member? :-$

Grunt
9th May 2009, 10:47 AM
I am not a chopper. :cry:

You've removed all benefit of the doubt about me banning you, ****head.

GOT HIM YES! (i don't mean you AP)

GONE!!!

analdy
9th May 2009, 11:15 AM
I am not a chopper. :cry:

You've removed all benefit of the doubt about me banning you, ****head.

So you had doubt about removing me? Thanks for the benefit by the way, sort of referring it to the golfing gods and a video replay are you? What a classic. A troll is a person who pumps things on golf sites and I am not one. I am a person who takes this piss out of people on golf forums and you just take the bait all the time. You have to be so angry at me and it feels great. You need to learn about many things Andy, golf will help to start with. Welcome to the world of golf forums. It is a business.
PS: It is impossible to ban me, you think you can, you think you have but sadly, you cannot. Enjoy that round of 92 you may have next but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.Maybe an 87 but it should of been an 84...
I am here to help...

AndyP
9th May 2009, 11:18 AM
I knew you'd come back for another crack, dipshit.

You are a troll. Your description matches a spammer. Get it right, dumbarse. Now **** off.

Courty
9th May 2009, 01:30 PM
AndyP 1 2
Troll 0

:mrgreen:

Scottt
9th May 2009, 02:02 PM
Running Keperra leaves more than enough time to indulge ones passions, obviously...

adlo
9th May 2009, 04:12 PM
Running Keperra leaves more than enough time to indulge ones passions, obviously...
:smt038

I have gotta say, after I read the title of this thread, this was a major letdown.

3oneday
9th May 2009, 05:03 PM
What did I miss ?

goughy
9th May 2009, 05:06 PM
That's the best he could come up with!! Cletus from 'the Simpsons' has better material than that! If only we could get a truely imaginative troll so we actually felt a little sorry having to ban them.

henno
9th May 2009, 05:26 PM
Atroll is a person who pumps things on golf sites

No they aren't. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet))



I am a person who takes this piss out of people on golf forums and you just take the bait all the time. You have to be so angry at me and it feels great.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that is a classic case of Trollitis. You've got it bad, and unfortunately there is no cure.

adlo
9th May 2009, 05:35 PM
No they aren't. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29)

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that is a classic case of Trollitis. You've got it bad, and unfortunately there is no cure.
Check and mate.

kwantfm
9th May 2009, 05:51 PM
New depths... I'm not angry, more sad than anything!

sumo
9th May 2009, 06:00 PM
New depths... I'm not angry, more sad than anything!

Sad , no these idiots make me laugh . Brings a bit of humour to the forum.
I meet idiots like this most days in my job and use to take them seriously , now I just laugh at them because they are dickheads.:lol::lol::lol:

razaar
9th May 2009, 06:05 PM
Another Keperra member? :-$
Gawd I hope not.:oops: First round of our Club Champs today, so I doubt it is one of ours.

sms316
9th May 2009, 08:17 PM
Seven.

Mayhem
9th May 2009, 10:32 PM
That dude must have a fantastic life hey. Because when I am bored and alone all I can think of doing is finding some forum to stir up. It keeps me awake most nights. Absolutely live for it.

markTHEblake
9th May 2009, 10:35 PM
Because when I am bored and alone all I can think of doing is finding some forum to stir up.

I have been doing the same thing since 28 April 2004, but at least i have not been banned...... yet:-k

Mayhem
9th May 2009, 10:46 PM
I have been on the Mayhem trail for only a month. I hope I last as long as you.

markTHEblake
9th May 2009, 10:52 PM
That Andyp has gotta be on his last legs though, he called someone a ****head the other day.

Mayhem
9th May 2009, 10:56 PM
I never thought I would see the day when AndyP called someone a ****head. I better stay out of trouble for a while. Keep my head low.

sms316
10th May 2009, 06:18 AM
I never thought I would see the day when AndyP called someone a ****head. I better stay out of trouble for a while. Keep my head low.
Hawthorn lost. AndyP has a lot of anger when that happens.

AndyP
10th May 2009, 06:25 AM
Hawthorn lost. AndyP has a lot of anger when that happens.Even more so when it's to Essendscum.

I actually trolled him a little bit. I only banned the user and not the IP address the first time around, as I wanted to see if he was moronic enough to set up another user and repost. He was. IP address gone the second time around.

I don't get this guy. He pops in every couple of months (when he gets a new IP address maybe), makes these stupid posts that are clearly trolling and expects a reaction. Why would you waste your time? It takes him longer to register and post than it does for me to ban.

Mayhem
10th May 2009, 12:01 PM
For some people that's as good as it gets.

Speaking of Essendscum.............how was Paddy's mark?? That is thanks to his year 12 Phys Ed studies teacher. Taught him everything he knows. Leroy Jetta was in the same class actually. Great lads doing well at the top.

markTHEblake
10th May 2009, 12:54 PM
I think i remember the previous iteration of this fool. He is now back with his regular buddies chuckling with his mates how clever he was. Delete the posts/threads, then he has got nuthing.

Curious though - where does his IP address suggest he is from? I have seen posts from another on ISG that hates this forum with a passion, yet he has never joined here.

AndyP
10th May 2009, 12:57 PM
Qld Optusnet apparently.

markTHEblake
10th May 2009, 01:47 PM
That is not a surprise! - but you can get much closer than that andy, the name of the node is usually a dead giveaway for the suburb :-)

AndyP
10th May 2009, 02:25 PM
rdl5....Redland Bay? PeteyD alias?
It could be Redcliffe?

PeteyD
10th May 2009, 02:46 PM
Ack, busted! I on Vicc Point, the crappy one with no ADSL 2 in it.

henno
10th May 2009, 04:03 PM
rdl5....Redland Bay? PeteyD alias?
It could be Redcliffe?

Rochedale? (although rochedale is usually rochd3 etc)

henno
10th May 2009, 04:04 PM
Rochedale? (although rochedale is usually rochd3 etc)

Regardless, it means nothing. I live 20kms from Rochedale but that is the node all of my traffic exits from.

markTHEblake
10th May 2009, 04:54 PM
Regardless, it means nothing.

It means a lot. For a start it proves that some :roll::roll::roll::roll:heads live outside victoria.

henno
10th May 2009, 05:04 PM
It means a lot. For a start it proves that some :roll::roll::roll::roll:heads live outside victoria.

Aren't there 1000 ****heads moving up here every week?


:razz:

AndyP
10th May 2009, 05:14 PM
It's actually Rosedale in country Victoria. :?

PeteyD
10th May 2009, 05:49 PM
that's funny!

Fishman Dan
10th May 2009, 08:55 PM
He mis-spelled "numb".

Where do I send a written application for admin at OzChopper.com?