Ned Kelly versus Courty

[Ned]

Sunday 24th May

Paradise Palms

8.15 Group - Ned versus Courty, Tomson and Milos

Milos - 34 points
Ned Kelly - 27 points
Courty - 27 points
Tomson - 24 points

Ned Kelly won 4 and 3.

Thanks for the game Courty, the way you came out of the blocks, I thought Haysey's text message on the second hole summed it up, was this match over yet!:shock:

But for the no luck on some of the later holes on the front nine I would have been done and dusted.

Thanks guys for an interesting and entertaining day.

Apart from Milos, the rest of us were both not impressed or impressive in anything to do with golf, but there was more then a fair share of laughs. (Well at Tomo's expense anyway:lol::lol::lol::lol:)

Now for the sooking, oops I mean sleeping latex thing.............Solarman!!!!!!

[haysey]

Booo. Clash of the titans and I'll be in frikken Townsville:smt013

[Courty]

Booo. Clash of the titans and I'll be in frikken Townsville:smt013

Bugger, I was hoping you'd caddy for me so you could walk your size 15s all over Ned's putting line. :razz:

As I already told Ned, I'm not definite on this. I'm playing both days on the previous weekend, so the missus may be quite frosty about me backing up the following weekend. :(

[haysey]

Bugger, I was hoping you'd caddy for me so you could walk your size 15s all over Ned's putting line. :razz:

As I already told Ned, I'm not definite on this. I'm playing both days on the previous weekend, so the missus may be quite frosty about me backing up the following weekend. :(


Oh right, the good guys thing:-k

*Heads off to suck up to the wife*:wink:

[Ned]

Booo. Clash of the titans and I'll be in frikken Townsville:smt013


Bugger, I was hoping you'd caddy for me so you could walk your size 15s all over Ned's putting line. :razz:

As I already told Ned, I'm not definite on this. I'm playing both days on the previous weekend, so the missus may be quite frosty about me backing up the following weekend. :(

This comment is coming from a man who plays 36 holes quite regularly in one day!!!!:-k

I'd more concerned about haysey crying cause he wasn't kicking my arse, but if you cant make then you cant make it.




Tentative

Sunday 24th May

Paradise Palms

Any other takers or matches ?

[Courty]

This comment is coming from a man who plays 36 holes quite regularly in one day!!!!:-k

I think "regularly" is a stretch. I've only ever done it 3 times (it just happens that 2 of them have been in the last fortnight). They also coincide with the Mrs being away for the weekend, which will will not be anytime during May. :(

[haysey]

I'd more concerned about haysey crying cause he wasn't kicking my arse, but if you cant make then you cant make it.


:smt022Take this smilie with ya. It's as close as I'll get to the golf course.

Unfortunately I'll be driving a bus all weekend.

[Ned]

I think "regularly" is a stretch. I've only ever done it 3 times (it just happens that 2 of them have been in the last fortnight). They also coincide with the Mrs being away for the weekend, which will will not be anytime during May. :(

Yes yes of course.

I understand, honestly I do!!:roll:


(Says the guy who has 4 kids and struggles to get to play:shock:)

[Ned]

:smt022Take this smilie with ya. It's as close as I'll get to the golf course.

Unfortunately I'll be driving a bus all weekend.

Porcelain ???????????

[haysey]

Porcelain ???????????


Worse:shock:

[Courty]

Says the guy who has 4 kids and struggles to get to play:shock:

:-s You have got to be kidding me.

[Courty]

Worse:shock:

Go on, tell the real truth. ;)

[haysey]

(Says the guy who has 4 kids and struggles to get to play:shock:)

:mrgreen:

That's like me saying I only own one putter:-s

[Ned]

:-s You have got to be kidding me.

No I am not!

I dont play anywhere near what I used to:cry:

[haysey]

Go on, tell the real truth. ;)


But I don't wanna. I'm going to hell I tell you:cry:

[Courty]

But I don't wanna. I'm going to hell I tell you:cry:

If you don't, I will. :twisted:

[Courty]

No I am not!

I dont play anywhere near what I used to:cry:

Your 22 rounds to my 16 in the last 3 months means you must have played shitloads before, then! :shock:

[haysey]

If you don't, I will. :twisted:


I'll deny it. I wasn't there your honour. It was some other 6'5" yellow feathered bird:wink:

[Ned]

Your 22 rounds to my 16 in the last 3 months means you must have played shitloads before, then! :shock:

Not all games are comp games, Ive organised and few sociallies for work, and used to play a heap of charity days.



(So you did get my Golflink number....I wonder who from???:-k)

[Ned]

I'll deny it. I wasn't there your honour. It was some other 6'5" yellow feathered bird:wink:

Guilty as charged, so fess up feathered man!:smt108

[Ned]

:mrgreen:

That's like me saying I only own one putter:-s

You do only own one putter, but as you are a high turn over man you would be the only person who has a floor plan for the rest!!!!!:smt087

[Courty]

Not all games are comp games, Ive organised and few sociallies for work, and used to play a heap of charity days.

(So you did get my Golflink number....I wonder who from???:-k)

No conspiracy theory, it was on the wall at Mareeba.

[Ned]

No conspiracy theory, it was on the wall at Mareeba.


No problem, but it is a worry that you remembered it, have checked it and counted games!!!!!!!:smt108



:wink:

[Courty]

No problem, but it is a worry that you remembered it, have checked it and counted games!!!!!!!:smt108

:wink:

You've got more to worry about than my photographic memory. ;)

[Ned]

You've got more to worry about than my photographic memory. ;)

:smt108




:mrgreen:

[Tomson]

I'll come along for the ride....

[Julie]

Could Russell and I join in as well.:D

[Julie]

:smt022Take this smilie with ya. It's as close as I'll get to the golf course.

Unfortunately I'll be driving a bus all weekend.

Yes, a bus full of cheerleaders!:roll:

[haysey]

Yes, a bus full of cheerleaders!:roll:


Damn it:oops:

[3oneday]

This toss-off tossed yet ?

[Ned]

:smt029

[Courty]

:-k

[Ned]

:-k

Stop it will ya, there is way too much noise in this Forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:razz:

[haysey]

:smt006

[BrettM]

Put me down as a tentative. Don't know if I'll be in the country, but if so (and I'm allowed out) I sould be able to make it. I could play either Russel or Julie then.

[cookie]

Put me down as a tentative. Don't know if I'll be in the country, but if so (and I'm allowed out) I sould be able to make it. I could play either Russel or Julie then.

I'm in the same boat as BrettM, but i will be in the country.
So that's a maybe for me.:mrgreen:

[Ned]

First post updated!:mrgreen:

[haysey]

Solarman was talking himself up for a start next weekend:roll:

Personally I think there is more chance of him ending his dryspell than there is of him playing golf:twisted:

[Courty]

Solarman was talking himself up for a start next weekend:roll:

Personally I think there is more chance of him ending his dryspell than there is of him playing golf:twisted:

In other words, he's got no chance?

[haysey]

In other words, he's got no chance?

Absolutely none:wink:

[Tomson]

Why am I am black.. nobody wants to play me.. back to the corner..

[Ned]

Why am I am black.. nobody wants to play me.. back to the corner..


:smt079





Nah, the colouring is to do with groupings for matchplay (or should I say tentative possibilities):wink:

[Tomson]

Thats okay I'll play with myself.. bout the only thing I do well, pity its not an olympic sport, it would be gold gold gold for Tommo.

[mike]

I won't be attending

[solarman]

:smt093 That's right....I'm back and ready to rumble.
:-s Thomo playing with himself.... what next.
:wink: Haysey driving a bus load of cheerleaders. At least they are safe with him being gay and all.
:shock: Cookie finally getting a loaded one away.
:x Ned burglarising his way around the course.
8) Mike finding out he has 1200 brothers who look like him in Mareeba.
:( Bret M going overseas to catch pig flu.
:-k Courty wearing deep vein thrombosis stockings on his arms.
:smt060 Julie and Russell the love muscle (hhmmm haven't quite figured them out yet).

[Ned]

:smt093 That's right....I'm back and ready to rumble.
:-s Thomo playing with himself.... what next.
:wink: Haysey driving a bus load of cheerleaders. At least they are safe with him being gay and all.
:shock: Cookie finally getting a loaded one away.
:x Ned burglarising his way around the course.
8) Mike finding out he has 1200 brothers who look like him in Mareeba.
:( Bret M going overseas to catch pig flu.
:-k Courty wearing deep vein thrombosis stockings on his arms.
:smt060 Julie and Russell the love muscle (hhmmm haven't quite figured them out yet).

So seeing as you are Super Full of It Golfer with a tremendous amount of unseen, undelivered, unknown talent.................if you are grouped with three others in the Match Play that means you can get three results on the 24th ????????:-k

[Julie]

I can't wait to meet you Solarman.:D

I hope you will be wearing you superhero costume.;)

Haysey promised me that you would wear it.:smt038:smt038

[Courty]

:smt093 That's right....I'm back and ready to rumble.
:-s Thomo playing with himself.... what next.
:wink: Haysey driving a bus load of cheerleaders. At least they are safe with him being gay and all.
:shock: Cookie finally getting a loaded one away.
:x Ned burglarising his way around the course.
8) Mike finding out he has 1200 brothers who look like him in Mareeba.
:( Bret M going overseas to catch pig flu.
:-k Courty wearing deep vein thrombosis stockings on his arms.
:smt060 Julie and Russell the love muscle (hhmmm haven't quite figured them out yet).

:lol:

You idiot.

[mike]

Solarman ... um ... in real life you seem quite normal.

[haysey]

Solarman, you nutter:D


I think its a combination of his drought, and his medication thats sent him round the bend.....

[Julie]

Solarman don't take any notice of boring old Mike, Courty and Haysey.:razz:;);)

You have the most entertaining posts on here, keep up the good work.:lol::smt038:smt038

[Ned]

When will the "Tentative's" be able to be the confirmed ?

[Courty]

Still not definite, but looking likely.

[haysey]

Still unavailable....

[cookie]

When will the "Tentative's" be able to be the confirmed ?

Not until the day before for me. Sorry.:-s

[Julie]

Ahh, come on you boys.

Make up your minds, you are just a big mob of teasers.

Cookie you are the only one with a valid excuse.8)

[haysey]

Cookie you are the only one with a valid excuse.8)


That's not a valid excuse Julie. Soft is what it is....


I golfed with Cookie on Saturday and all I heard was waaahh:roll:. Just like his son:twisted:

[Julie]

Oh Haysey, you and Cookie carry on like an old married couple.:lol::lol:

[haysey]

Oh Haysey, you and Cookie carry on like an old married couple.:lol::lol:

I prefer like Arnie and Danny Devito in Twins. Sounds slightly less ghey that way:shock:

[Julie]

I prefer like Arnie and Danny Devito in Twins. Sounds slightly less ghey that way:shock:
:smt038:smt038:lol::lol:

So are you saying that you are "good one" and Cookie is the "evil one".:lol:

[haysey]

:smt038:smt038:lol::lol:

So are you saying that you are "good one" and Cookie is the "evil one".:lol:


Now you're getting it....I'm the good guy, Cookie is a bad man:wink:

[Courty]

Now you're getting it....I'm the good guy, Cookie is a bad man:wink:

You're both still Nancy-boys. :mrgreen:

[Courty]

OK, I'm definitely in for this.

Chopper71 can be added as a tentative attendee also.

[haysey]

Still not coming:roll:

[Ned]

Event Details Updated!

[Russell]

has anyone worked out other groupings for matchplay?.
also what is the oldboys in cairns on the weekend

[Ned]

has anyone worked out other groupings for matchplay?.

Ill be sorting the groupings out over the weekend and booking.

[Russell]

Ill be sorting the groupings out over the weekend and booking.

thankyou

[BrettM]

Sorry, I'm out. I'll be starting a work trip in Brisbane late next week which then heads to Singapore and Malaysia for a couple of weeks.

Courty, if you are talking to the GD over the weekend, I can make Cairns GC early next week if they want. All gratis.

BTW, go the return of Solarman!!

[Julie]

So Ned, what have you organized.
What time are we teeing off and who is playing with who.:D

[Ned]

First post updated

[haysey]

Go Julie, go Julie.:smt038



Keep Solarman where he belongs......rooted to the bottom of the table.


Be interesting to see how he goes, having to give shots instead of getting them all the time

[haysey]

Courty, are you back out to 10 8 yet??


Edit: Duh, the 10 is me:roll:

[Courty]

Forgot to tell you that Chopper71 is out.

[solarman]

:cry: sorry men, ladies (and others) but Sunday is now out for me :cry:

[haysey]

:cry: sorry men, ladies (and others) but Sunday is now out for me :cry:


Pussy:-({|=:smt061

[3oneday]

Forgot to tell you that Chopper71 is out.

Courty......








FORE RIGHT !!!!!

[haysey]

Courty......








FORE RIGHT !!!!!



:mrgreen::twisted:

[haysey]

Courty......
FORE RIGHT !!!!!



You could have waited till I'd got me putter, now I'll never see it:cry:




:wink:

[3oneday]

Oh, sorry :oops:

What about reverse ransom, I'll send everything to you ????


;)

[haysey]

Oh, sorry :oops:
What about reverse ransom, I'll send everything to you ????
;)


That'll work. He does need that A flex driver to get his ball flight straightened out:mrgreen:

[3oneday]

Draw reg, that should see him back on the golf course again ;)

[Courty]

Wankers.

[haysey]

Wankers.



:smt102


Just trying to help:roll:



:twisted:

[Julie]

Russell and I are out now.:cry::cry::cry:

[Tomson]

Looks like Courty, Ned, Milos and Me....

[haysey]

Burglers, the whole damn lot of you. Bloody burglers....

[Ned]

First Post Updated

[mike]

You guys had better play this tomorrow. The way things are going nobody will be playing by Sunday.

[Courty]

You guys had better play this tomorrow. The way things are going nobody will be playing by Sunday.

I've already arranged with the wif eto play Sunday morning. I'm going even if I'm the only one there.

[solarman]

:smt038 OMG another one who likes playing with himself :smt038

[Courty]

:smt038 OMG another one who likes playing with himself :smt038

That's pretty funny coming from you considering the topic of conversation during our match at Atherton. :lol:

[cookie]

Sorry guys, but i'm out too.

[haysey]

I think everyone had figured that out:roll:

[solarman]

:cry: Haysey's true colours came out yesterday when he said I would not have liked playing with all his single digit handicap mates.

Well a single digit to you too matey.

I have double digit friends too you know, they might be blind and have one arm and still play better than me, but I don't care. :mrgreen:

[Ned]

Predicitions ????????

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_vW-f8QS75wg/ShfqBZD6VoI/AAAAAAAAAEo/hc3-5zzyNLk/Ned%20Kelly.jpg

Or

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_vW-f8QS75wg/ShfqA51O65I/AAAAAAAAAEk/JluxjdFU4a8/s128/Courty.jpg

[mike]

Go Courty

[Russell]

it all depends if it is a handicap event.if not ill say ned.but if it is handicapped and courty keeps the pressure on id say ned will throw out the anchor to save b grade champ status

[Ned]

it all depends if it is a handicap event.if not ill say ned.but if it is handicapped and courty keeps the pressure on id say ned will throw out the anchor to save b grade champ status

At least we turned up and played!!!!!!!!!:mrgreen:

[Ned]

First post updated!!!!

[Flowergirl]

Congratulations Ned.:mrgreen: Bad luck Courty.:smt093

[Ned]

Congratulations Ned.:mrgreen: Bad luck Courty.:smt093


Thanks FG.:)

Courty did not have his best day which was a bonus for me.