Nike golf package

[sti83]

Hi all, FOR SALE. Package costed me over $2000 when brought.
Item: Nike Golf package all ready to go and hit the course. Item list below -
Blue & Silver Nike Xtreme Lite Carry/Stand Bag - (Next generation of a lightweight performance carry bag combined with the ultimate in sport styling. This light but strong carry bag has all the durability & stability of a typical carry bag).
Nike Swingshot tour irons 3-PW with iron covers (Stiff shafts, oversize & bit longer then standed)
Nike SV 56* tour wedge with cover
Nike CPR Rescue Hybrid 1/16* with cover (Stiff shaft)
Nike SasQuatch SQ Sumo 4950 Driver with cover (Stiff shaft)
Nike BC-203 Heel-Toe Blue Chip Putter with cover
Location: Toowoomba, QLD
Item Condition: Like Brand NEW, only used once
Reason for Selling: They don't get used, just sitting in cupboard
Price is for the hole package: $1500 ono
Contact Details: 0488162026 or thompson.stephen1@gmail.com (thompson.stephen1@gmail.com)

[Dazza]

Welcome to Ozgolf sti83.
:)

[Eag's]

It might be an idea to make a post and introduce yourself before trying to flog gear off sti83.

[mikezone13]

Someone at least offer him $500 ;)

[Fishman Dan]

Has he reached his 20 emoticon limit before posting in the Pro Shop?

[3oneday]

Someone at least offer him $500 ;)
including shipping I hope !

[Dazza]

including shipping I hope !

It already includes a hole package, what more do you want?

[3oneday]

It already includes a hole package, what more do you want?

do I get the W for free then ? :confused:


:lol:

[henno]

Must be getting desperate, as they haven't moved over at boostcruising in 3 months or so (http://www.boostcruising.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=373496).

[Dazza]

do I get the W for free then ? :confused:


:lol:

No, it'll cost you a hole lot more.
Might be able to get it from a holesale outlet?
:smt037

[PeteyD]

holesale outlet?
:smt037

Are they around Surrey Hills in Sydney? :lol:

[3oneday]

WTF is boostcruising ?

[henno]

It's a large car modification website, populated with guys that drive japanese turbos with chrome rims, white leather interiors, and blow-off valves that sneeze when you change gears.

[3oneday]

OK, I can see the value is selling golf clubs there then :lol:

[Scottt]

Has he been sniffing NOS?

$1500 for that?

[Dotty]

How much without the iron covers ?

[Scottt]

$1700.

[sti83]

Say what you want I don't really care, golf can go to hell as far as I care. I got much better things to do with my spare time (like driving my 1967 Shelby Mustang Fastback GT 500 and finishing off building my Hot Rod). Been another the golf industry far to long as a greenkeeper and superintendent.

[WBennett]

Way to make friends and influence people

[PeteyD]

mach 1 are a better machine.

[Dotty]

Hey Uncle Jed, Jethro now has internet access.

[Scottt]

I'm consentraten on racen this here vee-hickle :lol:

[3oneday]

Say what you want I don't really care, golf can go to hell as far as I care.
Are P plates a fashion accessory ? Green or Red ???

[Dotty]

I suspect he gave up after 1 game, when he found out Boo Weekley uses Cleveland clubs.

[3oneday]

Yup

[henno]

Been another the golf industry far to long as a greenkeeper and superintendent.

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8246/pffpfpppff.jpg

[Scottt]

I'm calling bullsh!t on that. If he was a greenkeeper, it's highly unlikely he'd be able to spell it. :lol:

[Johnny Canuck]

Say what you want I don't really care, golf can go to hell as far as I care. I got much better things to do with my spare time (like driving my 1967 Shelby Mustang Fastback GT 500 and finishing off building my Hot Rod). Been another the golf industry far to long as a greenkeeper and superintendent.

Hopefully the Mustang can drive you to English class.

Only one green on your course?

[markTHEblake]

Say what you want I don't really care, golf can go to hell as far as I care.

dont worry, the guys are just having a go, its our way of saying doing a Darryl Kerrigan "tell him he's dreaming:"

Sorry to tell you, but you got ripped paying $2000 for that junk, I cant imagine anyone paying even $1000 for it now.

[Dotty]

Item: Hot Rod
Item Condition: Like Brand NEW, only driven 1 km
Reason for Selling: It doesn't get used, just sitting in garage

[adlo]

Item: Hot Rod
Item Condition: Like Brand NEW, only driven 1 km
Reason for Selling: It doesn't get used, just sitting in garage
:mrgreen:

[sti83]

Just cause you ****s can't play golf any good and wouldn't know how to read a ****ing greens at all. If you didnt know here is some info for you try hard golfers, some of the best golfers around are greenkeepers or former greenkeepers so if you don't play off a handicap of below 2 I wouldn't open your mouth if I was you. I have played on, worked on and even helped build most of the best courses around the world, which you ****s would just dream about seeing.
As far as greenkeeper can't spell you ****ing cares, Can you want a be golfer operator a grader / dozer / backhoe / excavator / bobcat doing final trim shaping work of championship golf courses within a 1mm of final level?
I get called every day offering me jobs on building new golf courses!! I've lost count of the number of time Greg Normal and Jack Nicolas have personally called me and even Tiger Woods has called me a few time offering me jobs on this new golf course he is building. I don't care a **** about golf any more. So until you ****ing ****s got something worth saying shut the **** up.

[Scottt]

:lol:

Welcome to the forum Mr Fazio :lol:

Name some of these courses I could only dream of seeing that you've worked on?

[Scottt]

I've lost count of the number of time Greg Normal and Jack Nicolas have personally called me and even Tiger Woods has called me a few time offering me jobs on this new golf course he is building. I don't care a **** about golf any more. So until you ****ing ****s got something worth saying shut the **** up.

Normal and Nicolas :lol:

That'll do me!

[shazza_rs]

I've just reported your post for foul language, spelling and grammar!

[Jarro]

Be sure to tell Tiger about us ..... i want him to pop in here and tell us how good Elin is in the sack !

[Courty]

blah blah blah if you don't play off a handicap of below 2 I wouldn't open your mouth if I was you. blah blah blah

Is that you Jack? :lol:

[PeteyD]

It's Jack's evil twin!

[Iain]

GOLD!!!

I quite like the fact that he's trying to sell a set of Swingshot tour irons!!! Hmmm, shouldn't that be Slingshot!!!

[markTHEblake]

.

[rodders]

Should have taken one of those offers sti83. Just think what you could do with the money:

- get some spelling lessons;
- splash out on some anger management lessons (see if they can throw in a "reality
check" course)
- buy a proper car (presume you have a shitbox suby you put pink stickers on).

Good luck with the sale Pal - say "Hi" to Tiger for me!

[3oneday]

I suppose a good ole Ozgolf wanker call would be ok here ???

:lol:

[Johnny Canuck]

Have I finally found Zigwah's brother? I've been trying for months.

Greg Normal. I will call him that for the rest of my life.

Are you the same Steve Thompson that won this event (http://www.aboriginalartstore.com.au/news/2007/10/central-art-sponsors-the-indig.php), bruddah? Your name is listed at the bottom.

[Golfnut]

I've just reported your post for foul language, spelling and grammar!

The grammer alone should see this twit banned for life....that is seriously
unreadable sti83!

[Eag's]

Just cause you ****s can't play golf any good and wouldn't know how to read a ****ing greens at all. If you didnt know here is some info for you try hard golfers, some of the best golfers around are greenkeepers or former greenkeepers so if you don't play off a handicap of below 2 I wouldn't open your mouth if I was you. I have played on, worked on and even helped build most of the best courses around the world, which you ****s would just dream about seeing.
As far as greenkeeper can't spell you ****ing cares, Can you want a be golfer operator a grader / dozer / backhoe / excavator / bobcat doing final trim shaping work of championship golf courses within a 1mm of final level?
I get called every day offering me jobs on building new golf courses!! I've lost count of the number of time Greg Normal and Jack Nicolas have personally called me and even Tiger Woods has called me a few time offering me jobs on this new golf course he is building. I don't care a **** about golf any more. So until you ****ing ****s got something worth saying shut the **** up.


Bahahahahah!!! that's some of the funniest shit I have seen on here in years :lol: Greg Normal & Jack Nicolas :smt046
Keep the material coming it's gold :smt038

[nudgee]

greg normal???? wasn't he in Drive This Miss Daisy

its interesting to see the only words you can spell are the ones with lots of ********

btw the local village called and they want their ****ing idiot back - make sure you call them and tell them you are OK - just suffering too much from sniffing those mustang fumes.

[Dotty]

Those posts are twice as funny, if you read them in an Eric Cartman voice.

ps. I might head over to that boostjuicing site, and see if I can get $1500 for a set of Camira hubcaps.

[Scottt]

Make sure you tell them Lewis Hamley and Michael Hatmaker contact you regularly to do test drives ;)

[adlo]

In the words of Bania:
http://www.siyumhaseinfeld.com/images/chars/bania2.jpg
Thats GOLD JERRY.

Or of course:
http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/396capture_goldmember04.jpg
I LOVE GOLD!

Best thread ever. This just had me in tears.

[Johnny Canuck]

http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/396capture_goldmember04.jpg
I LOVE GOLD!

Best thread ever. This just had me in tears.

Austin Power's Fahza (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaUVQkSdPGI&feature=related)!!

I don't speak freaky deaky dutch.

[sms316]

Just cause you ****s can't play golf any good and wouldn't know how to read a ****ing greens at all. If you didnt know here is some info for you try hard golfers, some of the best golfers around are greenkeepers or former greenkeepers so if you don't play off a handicap of below 2 I wouldn't open your mouth if I was you. I have played on, worked on and even helped build most of the best courses around the world, which you ****s would just dream about seeing.
As far as greenkeeper can't spell you ****ing cares, Can you want a be golfer operator a grader / dozer / backhoe / excavator / bobcat doing final trim shaping work of championship golf courses within a 1mm of final level?
I get called every day offering me jobs on building new golf courses!! I've lost count of the number of time Greg Normal and Jack Nicolas have personally called me and even Tiger Woods has called me a few time offering me jobs on this new golf course he is building. I don't care a **** about golf any more. So until you ****ing ****s got something worth saying shut the **** up.
I can't believe I missed this.

A truly amazing post from a steering wheel attendant. :smt038

[dc68]

:shock:


Stunning in it's stupidity.

[Webster]

great stuff.

[Jarro]

I hope sti83 responds again soon ...... this thread is getting a bit stale !

[Dotty]

Can't you remember ? He is finishing off his Hot Rod ...

... and has to wait for the Airfix paint has to dry, before he can apply the decals.

:)

[Johnny Canuck]

Can't you remember ? He is finishing off his Hot Rod ...

... and has to wait for the Airfix paint has to dry, before he can apply the decals.

:)

I think he's also on the phone to Greg Normal at the same time.

[adlo]

I may not want this Nike package, but I will be keen when he lists his Pong, Tailor Maid or Colourway gear.

Heck, I'd probably even take some signed gear from his good mates Sergio Garson and Ernie Eels.

[Jarro]

I may not want this Nike package, but I will be keen when he lists his Pong, Tailor Maid or Colourway gear.

Heck, I'd probably even take some signed gear from his good mates Sergio Garson and Ernie Eels.

... not to mention his bestest buddy Fred **** :shock:

[Flowergirl]

Now guys. I am just so disappointed in you all. This guy is new to our forums. He comes on and wants to sell some gear and you guys make fun of him. Oh come on!!! Give the poor guy a break. He's probably a really nice guy if you all just stopped being so mean and give him a break.
Only joking!!!!!!!!!!! Sti83 - you are an A grade wanker a tosser and a fool. For your own sake just run along and don't come back. We've had our fun. Just pick up your crubs and get back to your garage.

[PeteyD]

Reenee! I am shocked! You made a joke!

[kev]

Does anyone think our newest member (http://ozgolf.net/forums/member.php?u=2392) is a friend of Sti83

[Dotty]

I hope he comes back. He left his mobile number and email address in the original post.

[markTHEblake]

I get called every day offering me jobs on building new golf courses!! I've lost count of the number of time Greg Normal and Jack Nicolas have personally called me and even Tiger Woods has called me a few time offering me jobs on this new golf course he is building.

You are not a Superintendent, you are not even a greenkeeper, you have never had a job long enough to get any qualification at all.

Sure you have mowed lawns on a golf course in Toowoomba, and worked in brisbane for a short time, but why no career? Lemme guess you quit cos you thought the boss was an idiot?

So you can mow lawns, thats nice, well it did get you a job at the local turf farm. How much longer will you last there before the next career move.


(like driving my 1967 Shelby Mustang Fastback GT 500 and finishing off building my Hot Rod).

A riced up Subaru with a flash stereo is not a Shelby.

[adlo]

Career as a PI Blakey?

[markTHEblake]

I was in Toowoomba today, bumped into one person. I had to ask.

Small World.

[adlo]

Did you drop any big names? Normal?

[markTHEblake]

I only got so far and the bloke was in stiches already. I figured he couldnt take any more.

[mike]

Career as a PI Blakey?

Blakey is a whiz at this sort of thing. Check this thread (http://ozgolf.net/forums/showthread.php?t=9517&highlight=leather+wedge&page=3) , posts #43 thru to #56.

[adlo]

Blakey, The Dark Horse.

[Scottt]

Note to self: don't f**k with Blakey :lol:

[PeteyD]

You mean Greg Normal does not call him? Oh how can people tell such lies!

[Dotty]

You mean Greg Normal does not call him? Oh how can people tell such lies!
He is busy practicing for the US Misters tournament.

[markTHEblake]

I was in Toowoomba again this weekend, hanging out with old freinds and i was chatting with this bloke who let me know this little snippet....

Stephens fellow car enthusiast Glen has customised ring tones in his phone for all his freinds, and he has a special one for Stephen.

"wanker alert....wanker alert....wanker alert"

thats a bit harsh Glen.

[zigwah]

So has anyone rang him?

[rodders]

So has anyone rang him?

Zig.... promise me you don't have a bourbon in one hand and a phone in the other!:shock:

[Dotty]

Zig.... promise me you don't have a bourbon in one hand and a phone in the other!:shock:
:lol::lol::lol:

[Johnny Canuck]

If there is anyone that should phone him, it is Zig. I want a transcript.

[zigwah]

maybe friday or saturday ;) too early in the week to drinking boys :)

[Yossarian]

Be sure to tell Tiger about us ..... i want him to pop in here and tell us how good Elin is in the sack !


:smt038

Who would have thought TOTY would be started in Janurary. Great reading.


(Stiff shafts, oversize & bit longer then standed)


Favourite line.

[KristianJ]

This been lowballed yet?

[davepuppies]

Well i was not part of the firoum for this in its first life, but having now read the whole thing i wish i was!

TOO FUNNY!!!!!

Wonder if i can fit a blow off valve to my driver?

[PeteyD]

Hmm Nike Golf gear and a hole package? The Tiger Special?

[Lagerlover]

Hi all, FOR SALE. Package costed me over $2000 when brought.
Item: Nike Golf package all ready to go and hit the course. Item list below -
Blue & Silver Nike Xtreme Lite Carry/Stand Bag - (Next generation of a lightweight performance carry bag combined with the ultimate in sport styling. This light but strong carry bag has all the durability & stability of a typical carry bag).
Nike Swingshot tour irons 3-PW with iron covers (Stiff shafts, oversize & bit longer then standed)
Nike SV 56* tour wedge with cover
Nike CPR Rescue Hybrid 1/16* with cover (Stiff shaft)
Nike SasQuatch SQ Sumo 4950 Driver with cover (Stiff shaft)
Nike BC-203 Heel-Toe Blue Chip Putter with cover
Location: Toowoomba, QLD
Item Condition: Like Brand NEW, only used once
Reason for Selling: They don't get used, just sitting in cupboard
Price is for the hole package: $1500 ono
Contact Details: 0488162026 or thompson.stephen1@gmail.com (thompson.stephen1@gmail.com)

Shall I assume these are still for sale???

[IamViva]

Be sure to tell Tiger about us ..... i want him to pop in here and tell us how good Elin is in the sack !

Not very good apparently :p

[Collis]

Might take $1495 now some time has past

[popper81]

Might take $1495 now some time has past :)

[Dazza]

This hole thread is gold.:p

[GSP]

This is awesome

[PeteyD]

Thread mining for diamonds ...

[Yossarian]

Bump post 32 is the gold.

[adlo]

Yoss, you are a legend. These were the salad days

[simmsy]

Thank you Yoss
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[Jazz18]

Nice bump Yoss. Well before my time but one of the funniest if not the funniest thread I've seen so far. Gold!

[3oneday]

Wow, was it really 7 years ago. I still use Greg Normal now after that rant :lol:

[Johnny Canuck]

41109

He is giving up the game.

[PeteyD]

Yep. 1 post and Greg Normal is forever in our hearts.

[petethepilot]

Would be tough to surpass Zig's rant as far as post of the century.
Couldn't be bothered finding it but all newbe's should read it.

[adlo]

Didn't it "disappear"?

[Dotty]

Didn't it "disappear"?
I think PTP means this one ...

http://www.ozgolf.net/showthread.php/12472-playing-pro-am-s?highlight=laycock

[adlo]

Ahhhhh. That was good. But his final departing rant was one for the ages. Cheers Dotty