2008 PGA Sarcasm Awards

[Ned]

Anyone care to rate their own ????? :-k (http://insider.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?entryID=3757903&name=golf&action=login&appRedirect=http%3a%2f%2finsider.espn.go.com%2fesp n%2fblog%2findex%3fentryID%3d3757903%26name%3dgolf )

[Courty]

Can I still call you SClub7? :p

[razaar]

I vote for Johnny Miller's 'pool man' comments about Rocco during the US Open playoff with Tiger. Good to see you dropped the prison no. ID.

[jimandr]

Nice article.

The guy is correct for the most part, too. It is only when you list all the winners names that you realise how many really obscure golfers won events this year.

The really interesting one for me is Olin Browne leading the driving accuracy, but losing his card. He didn't win it back at Q-School, either.

[haysey]

Can I still call you SClub7? :p

Nah.

SClub7 was good but I think the whole bushranger/burglar theme is far more appropriate:twisted:

[Ned]

I vote for Johnny Miller's 'pool man' comments about Rocco during the US Open playoff with Tiger. Good to see you dropped the prison no. ID.

Actually it was the old Bank Salary number!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ned]

Can I still call you SClub7? :p


Nah.

SClub7 was good but I think the whole bushranger/burglar theme is far more appropriate:twisted:

Yeah, nothing like being a great Aussie Legend!!!!!!!!!!! :smt046 NOT!!!

[Courty]

FFS. Does that mean I gotta change the matchplay spreadsheet again. :roll:

[Ned]

FFS. Does that mean I gotta change the matchplay spreadsheet again. :roll:

Why not just do it after the next round is played, trying to get Mike to play Mirage this Thursday so we can play our Match Play then. I reckon he be a chance of causing an upset.:shock:

[Courty]

Why not just do it after the next round is played

I was just kidding... it's no problem at all. 8)


trying to get Mike to play Mirage this Thursday so we can play our Match Play then.

Is that so you can get him before Mossman sends your card back & you lose another shot or two? ;)

[Ned]

I was just kidding... it's no problem at all. 8)



Is that so you can get him before Mossman sends your card back & you lose another shot or two? ;)


nah that will be done by then, I think it will only be one shot, on the other hand Russell stands to loose maybe two shots!!!!!!!:smt038

[Julie]

Re: The Mirage on Thursday, it is a private comp and it will not be handicapped.

Russell will be doing the handicaps today, so I am sure he can be creative/mean with Ned's new handicap.:twisted:

Bye the way, Ned won the comp on Sunday and Russell came second.
Ned 41 points and Russell had 40.

[haysey]

Re: The Mirage on Thursday, it is a private comp and it will not be handicapped.



:roll: Ned would have to go into this as favorite to win then....




:razz:

[Julie]

:roll: Ned would have to go into this as favorite to win then....




:razz:

I would put money on it haysey.:D

[Ned]

I would put money on it haysey.:D

Funny you should say that, I actually won a comp at Mirage some 20 years ago when I was off about 25!!!!!!!!!

[Julie]

Funny you should say that, I actually won a comp at Mirage some 20 years ago when I was off about 25!!!!!!!!!

You would have been 3 years old when you where off 25!!!!
The Mirage was built in the 80's.......does not calculate.:razz::lol::lol:

[Ned]

You would have been 3 years old when you where off 25!!!!
The Mirage was built in the 80's.......does not calculate.:razz::lol::lol:

Hey and you are the one still working in a Bank as an edumacated person!!!!!!!!!

2008 - 20 years = 1988. (I said about 20 years, optimum word being about)

Mirage was built in the early 80's, before 1988.

Quicksilver were running deals for golfers to catch one of the Reef cats from Cairns to Port Douglas.

And I didn't take up golf until I was 20.

So are you smoking some hoochie coochie or have you the wrong coloured hair ????????;) (Or both)

[3oneday]

Who's Ned Kelly ? Do we know you ?

[Ned]

Who's Ned Kelly ? Do we know you ?

Whose 3oneday, you we know you ?

[3oneday]

Why the name change ? or did I skip that part ? I liked the numbers.

[Jarro]

So you are Ned Kelly as well as s7535294 :-s

Are you sure you're not ducki and Ducky as well ?

[Ned]

Why the name change ? or did I skip that part ? I liked the numbers.

Was too confusing for a number of my fellow local OZgolfers, it now matches the avatar thing. :mrgreen:

[Ned]

So you are Ned Kelly as well as s7535294 :-s

Are you sure you're not ducki and Ducky as well ?

Having multiple personalities fits with not having to worry about making new friends as well as where I work:twisted:

[AndyP]

So you are Ned Kelly as well as s7535294 :-sIf you didn't change it, who the hell did?

[Ned]

If you didn't change it, who the hell did?

Ned and sClub7 (as Courty nicknamed me) are one and the same.

However apparently it was causing some confusion so it was corrected to Ned Kelly.

[AndyP]

That wasn't my question. I can only assume OZgolf Mod is the culprit.

[Jarro]

That wasn't my question. I can only assume OZgolf Mod is the culprit.

sounds like it :roll:

[Ned]

That wasn't my question. I can only assume OZgolf Mod is the culprit.


Yes AndyP, it was some one who has Administrator Privileges.

[3oneday]

Inmates running the asylum then boys :lol:

[Ned]

Inmates running the asylum then boys :lol:

Used to be a Firey, being a qualified pyromaniac was a prerequisite!!! :twisted:

[3oneday]

So do you have 3 active user names or one ?

[Ned]

So do you have 3 active user names or one ?


Just Ned

[Julie]

Hey and you are the one still working in a Bank as an edumacated person!!!!!!!!!

2008 - 20 years = 1988. (I said about 20 years, optimum word being about)

Mirage was built in the early 80's, before 1988.

Quicksilver were running deals for golfers to catch one of the Reef cats from Cairns to Port Douglas.

And I didn't take up golf until I was 20.

So are you smoking some hoochie coochie or have you the wrong coloured hair ????????;) (Or both)

I was implying that you are a burglar, and you would most probably be playing of 25 when you were 3.:D

[Ned]

I was implying that you are a burglar, and you would most probably be playing of 25 when you were 3.:D

Like I said on the fone, didnt take up golf until I was 21, started on 27 handicap and couldnt budge off it for 3 years.

Had 36 points around Mirage today, BUT wasnt the burgular of the day, a PPGC member playing off 14 was, he had 39 points.