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razaar
8th December 2008, 08:16 AM
When I first subscribed to this forum I assumed that it was a place where golfers could 1) meet; 2) share their thoughts and experiences not always about golf; 3) and share their opinions and consider those of others.
What I have found is an obsessive owner driving everything and stiffling debate.

The following is an e-mail I just received from the owner.

This is a warning to keep your thoughts and feelings on how this site is run away from the board. If you have a problem with the site, email admin@thehackersparadise.com and they will address your needs.
We received far too many messages last night complaining of a comment that you made about the coverage that Brad P did on this site. If you do not like our reviews or our forum we suggest keeping that to yourself. We enjoy the banter and conversation of all of our members and think our community is the best around. You clearly disagree.
This is the last time we will hopefully have to address this.
Thank you
JB

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 08:25 AM
I don't think that came from an admin of this site mate.

BrisVegas
8th December 2008, 08:26 AM
wtf?

3oneday
8th December 2008, 08:28 AM
We received far too many messages last night complaining of a comment that you made about the coverage that Brad P did on this site.
does Brad Pitt post here ?

Johnny Canuck
8th December 2008, 08:29 AM
Who is Brad P?

What is The Hackers Paradise?

3oneday
8th December 2008, 08:29 AM
Backdoor SPAM :p

AndyP
8th December 2008, 08:31 AM
It's clearly not from this site. Brad P? JB? The Hackers Paradise?

Worst thread ever. Can I delete?

Fishman Dan
8th December 2008, 08:46 AM
I never did like the guy.

3oneday
8th December 2008, 08:46 AM
Their forum is ****ed at the moment anyway, maybe razaar razzed it on his way out :lol:

Dotty
8th December 2008, 08:47 AM
Stop sugar coating it, Razaar, you are leaving due to G69's Diffey avatar.

razaar
8th December 2008, 08:55 AM
This was directed to this site by another forum please disregard and delete it. It has nothing whatsoever to do with Ozgolf. What a mob of pricks they turned out to be .

Fishman Dan
8th December 2008, 08:57 AM
So we need to try harder?

henno
8th December 2008, 08:59 AM
This was directed to this site by another forum

Eh? :-k

AndyP
8th December 2008, 09:00 AM
Last Post (http://www.anzacday.org.au/education/tff/images/last_post.wav)

henno
8th December 2008, 09:03 AM
Henno I've been meaning to ask you....is that your missus in your avatar ?

Yep.

razaar
8th December 2008, 09:04 AM
Mate I have no idea how that happened....I could have made the error by posting in the wrong forum...anyway stay clear of that lot. Can we get this thread deleted by admin. please.

henno
8th December 2008, 09:09 AM
They are just fine, and none of that Fantastic Plastic business either.

Rusty
8th December 2008, 09:32 AM
i think this thread should stay up as a warning against... careful posting :wink:

henno
8th December 2008, 09:51 AM
10D

3oneday
8th December 2008, 09:58 AM
i think this thread should stay up as a warning against... careful posting :wink:I joined that place to see what the fuss was about... funnily enough one of the combatants has the Virge_666 avatar, which threw me for a while :lol:.

The site admin is a very sensitive guy, if people complained about what razaar said then they are softer than some of the qlders around here :p

henno
8th December 2008, 10:02 AM
they are softer than some of the qlders around here :p

What are you saying about my state? :smt013

Post reported.







;)

3oneday
8th December 2008, 10:05 AM
They don't look soft ?

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 10:57 AM
Even if the note from admin was genuine..you gotta love the blokes that poat a thread to say..I won't be playing anymore.

Over the years and over the different forums I've been at there has been some big names that have spat it, posted thier farewell thread and left.
I think the percentage is pretty high on a return too.
Did we ever get a thread from the leather wedge merchant, or did he just take is bat, ball and porsche and go home?


Henno..you will let me know when I'm getting close to that line won't you ?I reckon asking for more closeup pics would be near or on the line, so chances Henno?

henno
8th December 2008, 11:12 AM
http://static.henno.org/apohjfhtruhxk858.jpg

You do realise these could just be random pics I found on the net. In reality I am a 65 year old, fat, hairy pervert who can't play golf.

sms316
8th December 2008, 11:16 AM
Wow. She has big hands.

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 11:19 AM
given the dress matches, I'm happy with authenticity (and quality of course)

Fishman Dan
8th December 2008, 11:24 AM
When I die I want to come back as those hands.

henno
8th December 2008, 11:24 AM
Yep. Sure as sure can be. I have studied them intently over many years.

henno
8th December 2008, 11:27 AM
Who the heck wears a one-piece? It's 'kini-town or else.:smt079

henno
8th December 2008, 11:27 AM
That was a wrist-tag for drinks on the bar.

Eag's
8th December 2008, 11:28 AM
Been awhile since you threw the leg over eh Rich? :lol:

henno
8th December 2008, 11:31 AM
pics please ?

Don't have any handy. Hopefully this will suffice.

http://static.henno.org/apakjshdkneref87745.jpg

Jees, I'm becoming quite the resident thread hijacker.

razaar
8th December 2008, 11:32 AM
http://static.henno.org/apohjfhtruhxk858.jpg

You do realise these could just be random pics I found on the net. In reality I am a 65 year old, fat, hairy pervert who can't play golf.
On second thoughts this thread has possibilities. Good work Henno.

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 11:32 AM
she is clearly aware of her quality assets, likes to get them out for your (and our) viewing pleasure.

excellent work

Eag's
8th December 2008, 11:34 AM
This has gone from the worst thread ever to the best 8-)

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 11:37 AM
just noticed you are a Brisbane resident.

I'm having a pool party his weekend (we don't actually have a pool) but feel free to drop around, or just drop her around.

henno
8th December 2008, 11:37 AM
I was not the photographer in either of those pics, either. They were both snapped by mates of hers, so the real thanks go to her female friends for making it all happen. :smt038

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 11:39 AM
any pics of her mates, or pics of her with her mates?

(clothing optional)

henno
8th December 2008, 11:39 AM
just noticed you are a Brisbane resident.

I'm having a pool party his weekend (we don't actually have a pool) but feel free to drop around, or just drop her around.

"I'm here to clean your pool.... *BOW CHIKKA WOW WOW*"

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/2562/41cx6tuuitlaa280yg2.jpg

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 11:42 AM
http://www.jacksons-camping.co.uk/swimming/inflatable-images/TOY57406%20kiddie-splash-pool2.jpg

shouldn't take long.

henno
8th December 2008, 11:42 AM
any pics of her mates, or pics of her with her mates?

Same function.

http://static.henno.org/apkksdnfkaernvawer76.jpg

3oneday
8th December 2008, 11:43 AM
Can't see a wedding ring there anywhere ?

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 11:44 AM
neck down shots only thanks (not that she isn't a looker, I just don't like distractions)

henno
8th December 2008, 11:46 AM
neck down shots only thanks (not that she isn't a looker, I just don't like distractions)

Sorry about that. Edited.

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 11:47 AM
fun police have been and gone, funnily enough all the lurkers have gone too!

henno
8th December 2008, 11:48 AM
Can't see a wedding ring there anywhere ?

Nope. Not my thing.

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 11:49 AM
oh wait, pics are back! (so are the lurkers)

Fishman Dan
8th December 2008, 11:51 AM
Best threadjack ever.

Ever.

Fishman Dan
8th December 2008, 11:52 AM
Why? Words are ruining this thread (except the ones requesting more pics).

Eag's
8th December 2008, 11:55 AM
Less words more pics!!

henno
8th December 2008, 12:01 PM
http://static.henno.org/apoisdonwcowk22.jpg

Webster
8th December 2008, 12:02 PM
they look fake to me (I would need to touch them to be certain though)

sms316
8th December 2008, 12:04 PM
Worst thread ever. Can I delete?
Not much of a judge are you?

And - NO!

:mrgreen:

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 12:05 PM
god is a talented man Jack, those are a great shape (although I think a surgeon may have been involved now I have seen post 74)

Rod Morri
8th December 2008, 12:05 PM
Henno, I don't post often but this stuff is gold. Fine work, keep it up....

henno
8th December 2008, 12:07 PM
god is a talented man Jack, those are a great shape (although I think a surgeon may have been involved now I have seen post 74)

No surgeon. I have better things to spend $10K on. I think Victoria's Secret's finest may be influencing that pic a bit.

henno
8th December 2008, 12:08 PM
Henno..the lady in question...how old is she ?

26

Johnny Canuck
8th December 2008, 12:09 PM
Same function.

http://static.henno.org/apkksdnfkaernvawer76.jpg


So far our hero has made a picture post on every page...but page 4 remains empty...go hard son.
Remember what goes on forum..stays on forum.

Easy to go hard with these hanging around. I know what function they can serve.

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 12:12 PM
got any that show Victoria's Secret's finest?

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 12:14 PM
shall we post the next update on youtube?

(surely it will be a video)

Bruce
8th December 2008, 12:17 PM
Are you going to bring the missus to the Champs Henno?

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 12:18 PM
well there are two of them, so their must be two names mate.

I reckon nippy and poppy

Webster
8th December 2008, 12:22 PM
jeez, Moe you are on a posting frenzy in this thread. I can't help but think you are a long time between drinks?

henno
8th December 2008, 12:24 PM
Are you going to bring the missus to the Champs Henno?

I can't see why not. Don't expect her to hit a golf ball though. Or me for that matter. :?


I don't mind throwing the hat around. Can she play kelly pool ?

She sure can.


Note..page 5 is void of a pic.

I think I'm all out. :cry:

Fishman Dan
8th December 2008, 12:25 PM
Re-post of old pics... I don't mind.

sms316
8th December 2008, 12:25 PM
I think I'm all out. :cry:
Check your mobile phone. Surely there are pics there.

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 12:26 PM
Jack,

I have a 3 week old baby, and the mrs didn't get the 7 month itch - what do you reckon?!

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 12:27 PM
I think I'm all out. :cry:

vids are fine mate. If you're not sure how, just e-mail them to me and I'll upload for you

sms316
8th December 2008, 12:29 PM
HENNO IS MY HERO !
Henno is everybody's hero. Life is so much better now that you have changed your avatar.

AndyP
8th December 2008, 12:29 PM
Remove the pictures from your avatars.

sms316
8th December 2008, 12:30 PM
Remove the pictures from your avatars.
Damn. Makes my last post irrelevant.

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 12:33 PM
Remove the pictures from your avatars.
Jessie Ryder isn't that offensive is he?

I vote SMS gets to keep it.

PeteyD
8th December 2008, 12:51 PM
Mrs Henno for Prime Minister!

AndyP
8th December 2008, 01:32 PM
Remove the pictures from your avatars.I did ask before removing them.

AndyP
8th December 2008, 02:19 PM
Besides the section in the rules that is titled "Avatars"?

henno
8th December 2008, 02:23 PM
Perhaps you must have ownership of said clevage.

.... and don't drag me into this :)

TourFit
8th December 2008, 02:28 PM
They look natural to me BTW !! No artificial-ness there I think. Just some intelligent bra fitting. Henno said 10D, well maybe the bra is, but the puppies just don't know that they are a DD perhaps - that would explain why they are rubbing on her chin !!!

I agree on the best Thread-jack EVER BTW...

PeteyD
8th December 2008, 02:29 PM
Take a camera to Robina Town Centre and gather evidence.

Fishman Dan
8th December 2008, 02:33 PM
I did ask before removing them.

Admittedly you could have asked a whole lot nicer.

Moe Norman
8th December 2008, 02:38 PM
if I use a pic of my cleavage, is that ok?

PS: I reckon the avatar rules magically changed in the last few hours

AndyP
8th December 2008, 02:39 PM
Paranoid post number two in this thread from Moe.

3oneday
8th December 2008, 03:11 PM
Let's get this back on track.









http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/5416/greatip8.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/greatip8.png/1/w332.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img185/greatip8.png/1/)

mikezone13
8th December 2008, 03:14 PM
Let's get this back on track.









http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/5416/greatip8.png (http://imageshack.us)
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/greatip8.png/1/w332.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img185/greatip8.png/1/)

Pete we're all sick of seeing pics of your family wedding mate.

chappy1970
8th December 2008, 03:34 PM
Only 2 words needed 31D - Swamp donkey

TheTrueReview
8th December 2008, 09:00 PM
Guys,

Just found this thread. This is a classic. Love the fun bags & banter.

Razaar, if you leave me, can I come too?

LarryLong
8th December 2008, 09:36 PM
I think there's a clear moral from this thread.

Joining a forum can be a tough experience. You can either cop it sweet from the regulars until you finally gain acceptance, or you can refuse to cop it sweet, fight back and then leave in a rather dramatic fashion.

......or you can just post some nice pictures of your significant other's jubblies and bypass step 1. :)

Scottt
8th December 2008, 10:04 PM
I'm still fighting for acceptance... but I also "own" a set of 10D/DDs. Who knew the way into the inner sanctum was through girlfriend titty pics?!

Toolish
8th December 2008, 10:09 PM
I'm still fighting for acceptance... but I also "own" a set of 10D/DDs. Who knew the way into the inner sanctum was through girlfriend titty pics?!

Means nothing without pics Scotty...and surely you knew titty pics would get acceptance into what is basically a big boys club (no offense means FG and amanda)

3oneday
9th December 2008, 02:11 AM
I'm still fighting for acceptance... but I also "own" a set of 10D/DDs.
manboobs don't count.

razaar
9th December 2008, 04:40 AM
So...JB (I know u are following this thread) through my mistake of posting in the wrong forum you may have found a platinum tip here for your forum......post lots of pics of golfgirl22's torpedos. :razz:

Courty
9th December 2008, 06:08 AM
manboobs don't count.

Gazgolf already tried that. :lol:

3oneday
9th December 2008, 06:53 AM
So...JB (I know u are following this thread) through my mistake of posting in the wrong forum you may have found a platinum tip here for your forum......post lots of pics of golfgirl22's torpedos. :razz:seems a tad humourless though ?

Dotty
9th December 2008, 07:03 AM
Wanted: PING G10 9* ProLaunch Red Stiff Neutral
Thanks

JB
Couldn't find a club, take it out on Razaar.

jaybam
9th December 2008, 04:32 PM
ok i was really enjoying this thread now im just lost. Lol might just have to go back to the earlier pages

shazza_rs
9th December 2008, 04:38 PM
Means nothing without pics Scotty...and surely you knew titty pics would get acceptance into what is basically a big boys club (no offense means FG and amanda)

um hello!!! what am i ... a pork chop??:mrgreen:

Toolish
9th December 2008, 04:55 PM
my bad....sorry shazza!

tg01
9th December 2008, 06:30 PM
I'm still fighting for acceptance... but I also "own" a set of 10D/DDs. Who knew the way into the inner sanctum was through girlfriend titty pics?!

Scottt

I have seen pics of your girl and she looked she had two small beads for boobs, have you changed girls?

Webster
9th December 2008, 06:44 PM
He must have been talking about his "blow up missus"

3oneday
9th December 2008, 07:05 PM
He wasn't the guy driving that car in Machester was he ? :lol:

Webster
9th December 2008, 07:23 PM
I managed to track down another pics of Henno's missus:

http://www.layoutr.com/graphics/smut/albums/boobs/Sara-Stone--Big-Boobs-layoutr-119.gif

Fishman Dan
9th December 2008, 08:00 PM
Scottt

I have seen pics of your girl and she looked she had two small beads for boobs, have you changed girls?

If you saw beads, are you sure it was a front-on picture?

Flowergirl
9th December 2008, 08:48 PM
Henno - I just hope that your lady is ok with you posting her breasts on this forum. They are very nice breasts - and if mine were still like them I'd be very happy to share them around a bit too. ;)
Just assure me that she knows the pictures are on an open form and you have my belssing.
And Scott - surely after all the posts you have made here you realise you are accepted. Geez - if we let G69 hang around - we'll accept anyone!!

damoocow
9th December 2008, 08:57 PM
[QUOTE=Flowergirl;271582]
Just assure me that she knows the pictures are on an open form and you have my belssing.
QUOTE]

Been drinking again have we ? - or is that some sort of dirty talk ?

Flowergirl
9th December 2008, 08:59 PM
[quote=Flowergirl;271582]
Just assure me that she knows the pictures are on an open form and you have my belssing.
QUOTE]

Been drinking again have we ? - or is that some sort of dirty talk ?

Sorrie fer the spilling misteaks teachar.:shock:

At least I know how to use the quote function.;)

Jono
9th December 2008, 09:03 PM
They are very nice breasts - and if mine were still like them I'd be very happy to share them around a bit too. ;)


That implies that your breasts were like that once.

Pics please ... 8)

damoocow
9th December 2008, 09:03 PM
That quote thing is and always will be a mystery to me ! - When is the Ozgolf Champs coming to Victoria ?

Fishman Dan
9th December 2008, 09:05 PM
That implies that your breasts were like that once.

Pics please ... 8)

Were cameras around back then?

BrisWesty
9th December 2008, 09:07 PM
Getting back to the very first post, before everybody got distracted by henno's pictures, it sounds like razaar mixed up ISG (before the forums got deleted) and here.

Jono
9th December 2008, 09:11 PM
black and white will do ...

henno
9th December 2008, 09:22 PM
Henno - I just hope that your lady is ok with you posting her breasts on this forum.
Just assure me that she knows the pictures are on an open form and you have my belssing.

I am no fool. I was very careful to chose pics that were already in the public domain by her chosing. :mrgreen:

Scottt
9th December 2008, 09:28 PM
He must have been talking about his "blow up missus"

Negative.


Scottt

I have seen pics of your girl and she looked she had two small beads for boobs, have you changed girls?

:lol: that wasn't my girl, I just needed a segue for my dig at Mr D. From memory that girl was a tidy sort. She was a friend of a friend.

This is she:

Flowergirl
9th December 2008, 09:34 PM
I am no fool. I was very careful to chose pics that were already in the public domain by her chosing. :mrgreen:


Then just keep on making the boys happy then.:smt038

mike
9th December 2008, 10:43 PM
Holy cow, stay away for a couple of days and this gem pops up.

Best threadjack ever. G69 , you're a legend.

Toolish
10th December 2008, 07:55 AM
Henno's mrs is the legend...or more so 2 of her assets.

Nearly time for an update though mate!

henno
11th June 2009, 11:25 AM
Pics deleted guys. This was a blatant threadjack and for that I appologise.

As a reformed threadjacker, this is step one of my ten-step Threadjackers Anonymous program.


;-)

Jarro
11th June 2009, 11:32 AM
Nice work henno.

The first step is always that hardest .... (so they say) :)

AndyP
11th June 2009, 11:48 AM
I wonder how many kept coming back to those photos for another look, henno.

henno
11th June 2009, 11:50 AM
Over 2500 views tells me probably a few. :-)

Toolish
11th June 2009, 12:13 PM
Pics deleted guys. This was a blatant threadjack and for that I appologise.

As a reformed threadjacker, this is step one of my ten-step Threadjackers Anonymous program.


;-)

Off all the threadjack's this is the one that should have stayed!

Tongueboy
27th November 2010, 09:34 PM
more?

Dazza
28th November 2010, 07:04 PM
This last post posted yet?

Eldrick
28th November 2010, 08:20 PM
Thank you TB,never knew about this thread.Henno any chance of the pics returning :)

TheTrueReview
28th November 2010, 09:01 PM
The good thing about this thread is that Razaar's still with us & going stronger than ever. ;)

Tongueboy
28th November 2010, 09:48 PM
he has been quiet. Mcjackass might have pointed the bone at him

MegaWatty
28th November 2010, 11:03 PM
Pics?

mike
28th November 2010, 11:11 PM
Watty, it was quality stuff. If I knew Henno was going to delete them I'd have taken some screen shots.