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dallas147
24th October 2008, 10:52 AM
Hi

I have been playing Golf now for around 3 years, and now feel it's time to make the next step to the PGA Tour.. I play off a 15 handicap, but feel my swing is now as good as Tigers, and will be off scratch in the next week or two..

Can anyone here tell me where I sign up for the PGA Tour??

Thanks

dc68
24th October 2008, 11:10 AM
Welcome Dumbass147

3oneday
24th October 2008, 11:13 AM
Cool, but most folk would be shooting sub 60 on ps2 after 3 years surely ?


Welcome :)

Xray
24th October 2008, 02:35 PM
Hi

PeteyD
24th October 2008, 03:17 PM
Considering I only threw 5 touchdown passes for Notre Dame last week, I think I will piss football off and play that nancy golf game, looks like the easiest thing in the world.

JustSneaky
24th October 2008, 07:09 PM
Considering I only threw 5 touchdown passes for Notre Dame last week, I think I will piss football off and play that nancy golf game, looks like the easiest thing in the world.

ahem,I believe it was only 4.

And dallas I'll have my people call your people.

Dotty
24th October 2008, 08:02 PM
More like 4 touchdowns for Polk Junior High. Al Bundy.

I'd welcome you Dallas, but I fear that you'll make new friends and forget all about us, when you get on the tour.

sms316
24th October 2008, 08:06 PM
You got a caddy yet Dallas? Jarro will be free after the champs.

welshy
24th October 2008, 08:13 PM
Dallas< best of luck on tour :)

sms nice family pic u got going on your avatar - which one's your mum? :razz:

dallas147
24th October 2008, 08:27 PM
HAHA

Thanks all for your un-sarcastic comments..

If I don't make it on the PGA tour, I will gladly give you all lessons (cheap of course)..

oobsadd2
24th October 2008, 08:29 PM
Gday Dallas, Which tour you going to play? Ive got my sights set on the Troppo tour.

grantm
24th October 2008, 08:56 PM
Welcome Dumbass147

Wow is that the typical type of response people with aspirations get.....
Good luck with your dream Dallas. I am sure this gentleman is upset because he is lacking something you have or mayby he couldnt cut it with the big boys.

dallas147
24th October 2008, 09:46 PM
Wow is that the typical type of response people with aspirations get.....
Good luck with your dream Dallas. I am sure this gentleman is upset because he is lacking something you have or mayby he couldnt cut it with the big boys.


OUCH!!:shock:

I see you are a newbie as well Grant. Will you be joining me on the Tour??:mrgreen:

If not, you can always caddy for me...:smt023

henno
24th October 2008, 09:50 PM
http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3002/30zs5.jpg

dallas147
24th October 2008, 09:52 PM
http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn238/lanceact/120439591822s.gif

Dotty
24th October 2008, 09:53 PM
I'm sorry Dallas. You're no longer the most delusional first poster today.

DC ? Gentleman ? Not one of the big boys ?

dallas147
24th October 2008, 10:05 PM
Sorry, you have completely lost me there????

markTHEblake
24th October 2008, 10:22 PM
Dallas/Grantm You do realise don't you that we are not laughing at you because we think your dream is foolish but rather because you have pulled off the most pathetic attempt at trolling we have ever seen.

Nah, i dont think you do realise.

Now keep switching logins and tell yourself what a great bloke you are, and then you will say what a sad forum this is and you never want to come here again.

You really think you are the first to come up with such a grand plan?

dallas147
24th October 2008, 11:02 PM
9961 posts, you the man.. LOOK AT ME!!!! Wow, you sure must talk alot..lol

Courty
24th October 2008, 11:22 PM
blah blah blah

:shock: GrantM?! :shock: Surely there can't be two of them?! :smt087

3oneday
25th October 2008, 05:29 AM
Welcome Dumbass147


I am sure this gentleman is upset because he is lacking something you have or mayby he couldnt cut it with the big boys.
"he" is actually a she, with very large breasts... because of this we accept her other shortcomings ;)

Grunt
25th October 2008, 06:22 AM
:shock: GrantM?! :shock: Surely there can't be two of them?! :smt087

Don't drag me into this. ;)

dc68
25th October 2008, 06:50 AM
"he" is actually a she, with very large breasts... because of this we accept her other shortcomings ;)



:-s







:lol:

JustSneaky
25th October 2008, 07:22 AM
9961 posts, you the man.. LOOK AT ME!!!! Wow, you sure must talk alot..lol

Lucky you,

you get to stay up late on friday nights? Or are your parents still out?

AndyP
25th October 2008, 09:27 AM
Welcome to this forum, Dallas and Grant. This place sucks as I'm sure you've gathered from most of the posts preceding this one. :?

dallas147
25th October 2008, 09:44 AM
Geezz, my 1st thread on this forum, and ive already been called a dumbass and an Idiot. No wonder grant has not been back. Do you treat all your newbies like this??

dallas147
25th October 2008, 09:46 AM
So, who is up for a game of Darts??:mrgreen:

Dazza
25th October 2008, 09:52 AM
Do you treat all your newbies like this??

I didn't have any problems whatsoever.

But in my first post I didn't claim that I was going to A) drop 15 shots in 2 weeks, B) Turn pro and C) Head to the PGA either.

And no, I don't feel that my swing is as good as Tigers either.

Iain
25th October 2008, 11:12 AM
Geezz, my 1st thread on this forum, and ive already been called a dumbass and an Idiot. No wonder grant has not been back. Do you treat all your newbies like this??

Imagine what you'll be called in your second...

dallas147
25th October 2008, 11:19 AM
Imagine what you'll be called in your second...


:lol: Well, we will find out when I post my Tiger like swing...:mrgreen:

AndyP
25th October 2008, 01:16 PM
Maybe you should have added a smilie to your first post, Dallas.......

grantm
25th October 2008, 01:36 PM
Hi guys...
Sorry I have missed something.
All I said was it is a shame there are some people who feel good about calling others names for having dreams.
I have just joined as I am just getting into golf and thought this is the cheapest way to get info ect......
Believe me I do not know DALLAS 147 from a bar of soap. I just thought it was a bit rude.

grantm
25th October 2008, 01:41 PM
If this is how this forum treats people I will be sure just to browse and not comment.

3oneday
25th October 2008, 02:14 PM
Not rude, but if you read it in context of how long it actually takes someone to get to single figures, it could be construed as a bit of a wanky way to intro yourself.

Lots of people come and go here, the ones with thick skins who know it isn't personal hang around. I hope you hang around.....

8)

JustSneaky
25th October 2008, 06:20 PM
Not rude, but if you read it in context of how long it actually takes someone to get to single figures, it could be construed as a bit of a wanky way to intro yourself.

Lots of people come and go here, the ones with thick skins who know it isn't personal hang around. I hope you hang around.....

8)

Ditto....

AndyP
25th October 2008, 06:58 PM
How would someone that just came to the site know not to take it personally? I'll go with the rude option.

I thought the first post was funny.

3oneday
25th October 2008, 07:14 PM
Suppose we should all be as wise as you. I thought post #36 was almost as wanky as post #1.

dallas147
25th October 2008, 10:38 PM
Hey! I may just be extremely Talented.. I actually don't think Golf is that hard...

Also, maybe replys to my 1st post, told me more about personalities on this forum in 1 post, than most people will learn about them in 6 months..

PeteyD
26th October 2008, 07:30 AM
A genius psychologist too. Can I buy shares in you?

dc68
26th October 2008, 08:12 AM
Hey! I may just be extremely Talented.. I actually don't think Golf is that hard...

Also, maybe replys to my 1st post, told me more about personalities on this forum in 1 post, than most people will learn about them in 6 months..



:-k :smt102



:roll:

oobsadd2
26th October 2008, 08:24 AM
Awww come on guys, dont kiss and make up yet, or spit the dummy. This thread is more interesting than the novel im reading.
I for one am very interested in the Tiger like swing. :)

henno
26th October 2008, 08:35 AM
RAAaaarrrr! I'm Tiger!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8287/tigermainse7.jpg

dallas147
26th October 2008, 12:53 PM
RAAaaarrrr! I'm Tiger!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8287/tigermainse7.jpg

WTF?? that is just scary!

Just got home from another day at the new office, may take a little longer to get to my scratch handicap than originally thought...:razz:

Did not help my phone alarm going off an hour early, &%## Optus...:x

Did someone say they wanted shares?? Is that in US or AU Dollar??

PeteyD
27th October 2008, 08:18 AM
What is scary about that? Nice make up job. Although I prefer painted breasts personally.

FlyBallDavo
28th December 2008, 12:25 PM
Off 15 hcp and want to get to scratch. Funny Stuff.
I suggest you try another sport buddy.
Have you ever had any lessons? That would be a good place to start Tiger. ;)

3oneday
28th December 2008, 12:26 PM
Off we go again. Nice to get stuck into someone first up ?

AndyP
28th December 2008, 05:10 PM
The jury is out.

Trung
3rd January 2009, 01:27 PM
Dallas147,

Get back to your snooker forum and keep on dreaming of your 147 break.