Stupid Phobia Thread

[sms316]

In the tradition of the Stupid Collective Nouns Thread, here is one dedicated to phobias.

http://www.phobialist.com/

What phobia do OzGolfers potentially suffer from? And what phobias have others successfully beaten?

eg - Choppa may well have conquered Emetophobia, whilst I have successfully beaten Pocrescophobia (fear of gaining weight).

I reckon Jarro could be potentially suffering from Hypsiphobia.

[henno]

I have Phobophobia.

... a fear of phobias.

[Jarro]

Well, we know that SMS doesn't suffer from Sitiophobia

[sms316]

Scottt - Ichthyophobia

[Jarro]

Golfer69 - Defecaloesiophobia

[sms316]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words


That's ironic...

[chappy1970]

Spermophobia - Fear of germs

That's not what I thought that meant, I know a few of the fairer sex that have a definite fear, but not of germs

[Webster]

tunaphobia

[sms316]

Jarro has every right to be concerned with Dementophobia.

[poidda]

I have hardluckonthepuntaphobia.....its when you're attracted be people in TAB's that want to give you a hard luck story after every ****in race.


I still can't believe that little **** 3-putted on Sunday. Now that's hard luck.

[3oneday]

I have hardluckonthepuntaphobia.....its when you're attracted be people in TAB's that want to give you a hard luck story after every ****in race.

are they the same ones who run around and swear at the TV/jockey ? they should get the shutthe****upaphobia.

[PeteyD]

Or win lotto and complain cos they have to share the jackpot.

[Flowergirl]

If Shazza and I get on the turps at the champs then I suggest - for your own sake - that you have gynophobia.

In teresting if you combine phobias. You can come up with some very interesting concepts:shock:

Pteronophobia-Eurotophobia-Pupaphobia.

But I actually do have Ranidaphobia. I hate em. shudder.:smt087

[Flowergirl]

and Rhytiphobia-:shock:

[sms316]

Now that Jack is over 40, it would be time to go and have the prostate exam.

Hope you don't have Rectophobia...

[PeteyD]

Hopefully no one at the champs has Gymnophobia

[Flowergirl]

Hopefully no one at the champs has Gymnophobia


Why - waht exactly did you have in mind?:shock:

[PeteyD]

Gymnophobia (nudity)

[markTHEblake]

Golfer69, how is your therapy going for the Triskaidekaphobia ?

(fear of the number 13)

[JustSneaky]

Look you idiots, every time you mention one of these phobias I have to scroll back through the thread and click on the first post for its meaning.
FFS just put the meaning in brackets to save me all this work.

:smt038