FOS Game - Windsor GC Wednesday 29th October

[Grunt]

Whos keen for the FOS (**** off Scottt) Game? :)

We should have a farewell game shouldn't we.

Scottt, when are you leaving and what days are you free for a game?

Tee Times

8:06am

8:13am

Players


Grunt
Scottt
Jimandr
Andrew
Matt3jab
Virge666

Final Results



Scottt 32 Points
Jimandr 31 Points
Grunt 24 Points
Matt3jab 22 Points

[PeteyD]

I think we should have one up here too.

[dc68]

I will raise a glass in honour of sfo.

[Grunt]

I think we should have one up here too.
Great minds think alike.

[sms316]

Surely Dan will be in....
:mrgreen:











....with a gun.

[Scottt]

I'm pretty free as of 4pm Friday when I sign off at work.

The coming weekend I'm up at Nelson Bay, the next Saturday (25th) I am at a wedding and the following afternoon (26th), I'm having an open house for rellies I haven't seen or spoken to in months/years so they can feel a bit less guilty if I happen to die while I am away :lol:

Midweek is free as a bird.

I wouldn't mind another bash at St Mick's before I go if we wanted to line it up around their comp day?

[3oneday]

Ban Dan.... his relationship with Dan makes me like him even more ;)

I better check this out hey ! TPF here I come :lol:

[Scottt]

Surely Dan will be in....
:mrgreen:


....with a gun.

I'm actually trying to line up a hit with Dan before I leave. Perhaps we can combine the two.

[3oneday]

I'm actually trying to line up the hit of Dan before I leave.save your cash mate, he's not worth it ;)

[Grunt]

This could be the Biggest NSW Ozgolf day ever!

[Sydney Hacker]

Depending on where and when I would be keen for this... afterall we have to make sure he is actually going don't we !

I am off on holidays as of now(back Friday the 24th), so don't wait for me in regards to plans, if I can make it I will be there, midweek is usally fine by me also, depending on what jobs I have when I get back).

[Matt 3 Jab]

st micks for me too scottt, we'll chat tomoz

[Fishman Dan]

I think I'd enjoy a round with Scotty. I quite like some of the stuff he posts.

[Scottt]

:lol:

[sms316]

I think I'd enjoy a round with Scotty. I quite like some of the stuff he posts.
If you play him at St Micks, I'm sure you could hide the body.:-k

[henno]

I'd love a game.

But then again I'm in Brisbane.... and can't actually play golf...

[Scottt]

If you play him at St Micks, I'm sure you could hide the body.:-k

He'd have to catch me first, and having read his summation of his physique in Ride OzGolf Ride, I'm confident I would be able to get away from him on foot.

They tell me a username change to Fatman Dan might not actually be too far away :lol:

[Fishman Dan]

Why do people have to dramatise this whole thing? I was one of 3 people to actually back Scott when he used the "P" word on this forum. It's the 80-20 rule - 80% of his posts are very good, it's just a shame about the other 20 ;)

[PeteyD]

Pansy?

[Scottt]

I have to agree with Dan on this. I'm surprised our little blow-up has become a topic of discussion...

[3oneday]

I have no idea what your blowup was sorry... and Dans been called worse than pansy.

[Scottt]

He's referring to my blow-up about the deletion of a thread about porn, probably the beginning of some members not being particularly enamored of me :lol:

[PeteyD]

Oh the ignored thread. Meh old news.

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[Grunt]

Scottt, When do you leave? Would you be ok for a hit the week beginning 27th Oct. I am free except for Tuesday 28th. Jim mentioned today that we could play the matchplay replay at this game if it is on that week.

[Scottt]

Yeah, that is my last week in Aus. maybe St Mick's on the Thursday?

[Grunt]

So would a 10am hit off suit you Scottt? Any earlier is a real hassle for us in SW Sydney.

[Scottt]

I am free as a bird as of 4pm tomorrow mate. Any tee time is fine.

[Scottt]

PS - I'm choosing to believe that FOS stands for Friends of Scott :lol:

Let me have my delusion!

[Grunt]

Well lets see if Jim is keen too and we have a group of sorts.
Have to see if they allow visitor bookings this far out too.

Ok anyone else keen on St Mick's on Thursday 30th October?

[Andrew]

I would love to have a game, but can't do Thursday.

Scott, we will have to tee something else up on a Wednesday or a Friday. Even if it's just so I can see your hair cut.

[Grunt]

How about a Wednesday comp then? Why not have it the day everyone can turn up to or as many as we can get can play?

[Andrew]

How about a Wednesday comp then? Why not have it the day everyone can turn up to or as many as we can get can play?

I think Scott is keen to play St Micks again, but I'm sure he could play Wednesday as well. It's not as if he will be playing regularly in England when his missus finds out how much golf in London costs.

[Matt 3 Jab]

that thursday i think im free, i'll confirm on monday but in pencil for now

[sms316]

I think Scott is keen to play St Micks again, but I'm sure he could play Wednesday as well. It's not as if he will be playing regularly in England when his missus finds out how much golf in London costs.
He needs links course practice?

[Scottt]

Guys, organise the FOS game whichever day is best for the majority of blokes.

A Wednesday at Windsor would be good?

I can play St Mick's on my own...

[Grunt]

I like the Windsor option, if Jim cant play it, we will have our matchplay final on Friday @ Dunheved

[jimandr]

I'm fairly sure I have an RDO up up my sleeve that I can take any day of that week. So I'll play whichever day is decided upon.

If we play St Michaels can we play it from a tee other than the tiger tees. I'd like to be able to see some of the fairways I'm trying to hit.

[Scottt]

Are we talking next week, or the following week?

[Grunt]

Following Week

[Scottt]

Didn't Coke hand him his arse there in a TPF Grudge Match?

[Matt 3 Jab]

i'll have another game at windsor before you go scottt, i like that track.

[Scottt]

So should I book two groups at Windsor for Wed 29th?

[Matt 3 Jab]

i'll get my roster and let you know

[Grunt]

So should I book two groups at Windsor for Wed 29th?

I'm good for Windsor & St Michaels. I'll start another thread for that game.

[jimandr]

I can only play one of the days, so i think I'll pick Wednesday at Windsor. I need to see if I can play the 8th in better than triple bogey.

[Scottt]

The last two rounds at Windsor, Matt is -3 the last 13 :lol: if only he could start well!

[Grunt]

Matchplay Final will be held here too.

[Fishman Dan]

Make sure Dan plays at St Micks and bet him for lots....he sucks there big time.
I think he's averaging 119.

You, me, Trungy and Dion still have 13 unclaimed skins around that track.

[Andrew]

What time is this puppy going to be played ?

[Grunt]

Scottt was going to book but I was expecting an early start. Maybe 7:30

[Grunt]

So who's in? We will need to book this week.

[Andrew]

Yeah, I'll B There

[Matt 3 Jab]

i'm in pencil

[Scottt]

you booking this Grunt, or me. Sorry, been away for a long weekend w/ mates, so forgot to sort it before I went.

[Grunt]

you booking this Grunt, or me. Sorry, been away for a long weekend w/ mates, so forgot to sort it before I went.

If it is not too hard could you please book it Scottt? I wont be able to do it until around Thursday or Friday.

[Scottt]

sweet, will phone tomorrow and book two groups.

[Scottt]

Two groups booked: 8.06 and 8.13.

They wanted names, so I booked one in the names of me, M3J, Virge and Grunt and another as Andy + partner and Jim + partner. We can sort out specifics on the day.

[jimandr]

I smell a conspiracy to hand Grunt the matchplay championship, with such an early start. I'll bet the kitchen won't even be open for me to enjoy my traditional bacon and egg roll. Windsor do quite a good b/e roll, too.

Nevertheless, assuming I can get the day off (shouldn't be a problem, but I won't know until Monday) I'll be there.

[Scottt]

Jim, I know a good b&e roll place in town. I'll swing by and get supplies on the way to the course!

[Grunt]

Depending on where and when I would be keen for this... afterall we have to make sure he is actually going don't we !

I am off on holidays as of now(back Friday the 24th), so don't wait for me in regards to plans, if I can make it I will be there, midweek is usally fine by me also, depending on what jobs I have when I get back).

Are you in Sydney Hacker? Would be good to get 2 full groups.

[Grunt]

Any preferences for groupings?

Jim & I are the only presets obviously.

[Matt 3 Jab]

scottt virg and i always have fun, so chuck us together, so your matchplay seriousness doesnt wear off on me :lol:

[Scottt]

Virge is a non-starter though, right? He said as much to me last week, I thought.

[Sydney Hacker]

Are you in Sydney Hacker? Would be good to get 2 full groups.


Sorry Grunt, I will have to give it a miss. The boss has made an appointment for me on Wednesday unfortunately. :x

[Scottt]

scottt virg and i always have fun, so chuck us together, so your matchplay seriousness doesnt wear off on me :lol:

Yeah, you stacking and tilting... Virge talking to himself... at least I don't have to ring work all the time now pretending I am "just ducking out of my meeting".

Put Andrewe with us so I can mention boobs to him again every time he's about to hit! Nice perky 17yo ones :lol:

[Grunt]

Anyone wish to join us? 3 spots still free, I think.
Scott are the spots free been given back to the proshop

Matt, I will bring the Sandmann with me tomorrow, $20 ok.

[3oneday]

Does that include a markup ?


:lol:

[Grunt]

Does that include a markup ?


:lol:

No but I can add fuel costs and traveling time fees.

[Scottt]

The two groups are ours at this stage.

[sms316]

This ****ed off yet?

[Matt 3 Jab]

grunt, will have the $20 for you.

You can help me work out how to put it on the bag

[Grunt]

You can do it easily, if not I am even more worried about the NSW Police Force.

[Scottt]

Scottt 32
Jimandr 31
Grunt 24
Matt3Jab 22

[3oneday]

So two groups of two then ?

Is under 24 a shout ?

[Grunt]

Scott avoided the Frats after the round and went straight home

[sms316]

Was the 10m drive a "slut"?

[Scottt]

I never really worried much about FRATs and shite like that. I won out of the four of us off the bat. Does that count for anything?

[Jarro]

Was the 10m drive a "slut"?

I think they're called "bunts"

[jimandr]

Thanks guys for the game.

It rained all day, and I didn't enjoy that aspect much, but I enjoyed the company.

I see some information about the game has already leaked. It is true that Scottt drilled his opening drive straight into the hedge that forms the boundary of the tee, and therefore didn't make the ladies tee. Fortunately, there wasn't a collection of other players watching at the time.

Grunt won't thank me (but Scottt might) for mentioning that he didn't make the ladies tee with his tee shot on 13 after shanking it into a tree in front of the tee.

There were very few highlights from me, Grunt or Matt, but Scottt hit his shortish approach to less than a foot on 8, drained a long one for another birdie on 11 and hit quite a few other good shots. I hope he plays again before he goes. If he doesn't, he'll leave with the golfing memory that his last putting exploit was a three-putt.

It was too wet for us to discuss the punishment.

[Scottt]

Thanks Jim, I was definitely hot and cold:

My best nine holes added up to one under!
My worst nine holes added up to 12 over!