Best Practical Joke

[sms316]

What is the best practical joke you have seen or been involved in?

I once wrote inside a public toilet near Seymour "If you wan't hot oral sex please call 0409 xxx xxx (which was my brother's mobile number)". Was heading down the Hume Hwy the following week again so I figured if he got too many calls I would remove it.

He dead set got 50 calls in a week (I couldn't believe he even got one). Needless to say I covered it over.

[3oneday]

Jarro

[Dotty]

Hiding 4kg of dope in some sheila's boogie board cover.

[3oneday]

Jarro's anus golf bag

[welshy]

Cling film (Glad wrap) over the toilet

[3oneday]

I'm wondering whether someone attempted to play one on Jarro ?

Anyone know the number for the Scientologists ?

[Virgal_Tracy]

Removed the tail shaft from a mate's pride and joy. The look on his face when he stuck it in gear and it wouldn't move was priceless. Took him ages to figure out the problem, he kept blaming the clutch.

[terryand]

good old zippy ties around the tail shaft :D

Terry.

[Scottt]

Cling film (Glad wrap) over the toilet

beat me to it. Or the toothbrush up the arse with a digital image (with timestamp) sent a week later*!





* I have never actually done this myself.

[dc68]

* I have actually had this done to myself about 10times
its actually not that bad .



:shock:

[Scottt]

You're so predictable DC. I wrote that post and knew you'd eat it up and jump in with some unfunny shit.

You've got less material than a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

[dc68]

eat up funny shit.


Isn't that what is on your toothbrush?

[3oneday]

Yep, rolling in the aisles here.

[Scottt]

Steady Eddy eat your heart out!

[PeteyD]

Up the bum with a toothbrush, that's about as funny as a cot death.

[welshy]

u prefer a "sweet" potato up there PD? :D

[PeteyD]

That's for me to know ducky

[welshy]

That's for me to know ducky

Well I hope it's at least peeled :shock:

[AndyP]

Maybe a few should quit while they are well behind.

[welshy]

while they are well behind.
:smt023

[Courty]

I once put some photocopier toner on the inside band of a work colleague's akubra. To make things better, he had a receding hairline, so when he took his hat off he had a huge black mark across his head. It took him half the day to work out why everyone was smiling when he was around. :lol:

[sms316]

I'm wondering whether someone attempted to play one on Jarro ?

Anyone know the number for the Scientologists ?
Oh do tell...

[welshy]

I once put some photocopier toner on the inside band of a work colleague's akubra. To make things better, he had a receding hairline, so when he took his hat off he had a huge black mark across his head. It took him half the day to work out why everyone was smiling when he was around. :lol:
thats gold

[sms316]

A special bump for the greatest day of the year.

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/

[razaar]

This happened during the 70's at RQ GC involving Mike Ferguson who was apprenticed to Charlie Earp. Mike is the brother-in-law to the late Payne Stewart. On this particular morning another employee of the club was showing off his new black shoes to Mike & the other appentice in the pro shop and telling all & sundry how less they cost. After boring everybody to tears he left but mentioned on the way out that he was busting for a No 1. Mike gave him time to get settled and slipped over to the members locker room and toilets. He found the nice pair of black shoes in one of the cubicles, reached under the door and pulled both shoes and their owner off the throne. He raced back to the pro shop and the first person he meets in the shop is the guy with the black shoes. He had given some unsuspecting member a bit of excitement.

[LarryLong]

Similar toilet humour - in an office I used to work in, if you knew somebody was on the bog when you walked out of the toilet, you would turn the lights off. There were no windows. It got a run a few times until somebody wondered aloud what would happen if the Managing Director walked in straight after you.

[razaar]

geez, this one always comes to mind when I think of practical jokes. In the mid 60's I spent 12 months in Roma (through work) and stayed at a hotel sharing a room with a rugby league player, Dudley Towers (won Canberra gift as an amateur in 1963 off scratch). Whenever we went out on the town, the first one to score would have the room for the night and the other, which was usually me, would have to find a spare room. On one particular night, I was given the nod to change room as usual. I immediately slipped over to our room and lathered the top of his mattress with shaving foam and remade the bed. At about 4.00 am I was very rudely awakened by a jug of cold water and it was in the middle of winter. Following their gymnastics in the cot and a nap they had both woken up very wet (foam is aerated water); their first thoughts were that the other had pissed the bed, when this didn't gel they assumed that I had wet them when they were asleep. The hotel management didn't see the funny side.:)

[Russell]

as an apprentice carpet layer i was required to do all the mundane jobs around the shop. in the carpark of the shop was a huge pine tree which we would decorate with about 2000 , 240volt globes strung along on electric cables. waiting beside my work mates as they were testing the lights and,finding they didnt work,they called me over to run to the hardware shop and get 3 short curcuits, as this would fix the problem. needless to say after a 20 minutes noone knew what a short curcuit was and i returned very apolagetic that i couldnt get any.
they didnt let me live that down fo a long time

[markTHEblake]

I put a big gob of shaving cream on dads mouth while he was snoring on the couch.

He woke up and when he saw it he said "oh cream" (his excuse was mum was baking a cake)and swallowed the lot in an instant. He got a bit cranky about that.

[poidda]

When I lived in Cayman Islands I worked with two good lads. One of them was a bit of a player and always picking up birds. He came to work one day bragging about it, so I set up an email account and sent him a fictitious email from this girl. Over the next 2 weeks the emails got dirtier and dirtier and he'd pop his head over the cubical and pronounce "****, you wouldn't believe what this bird is saying to me." As I'd bcc'd the other lad, in of course we knew and it was difficult to keep a straight face.

As it went on, I ended up bcc'ing in more and more people until half the island was in on the joke. It all ended with an innocent email "How about a lunchtime blowjob done at the pub?" This pub just happened to be the same pub we always went to, but on this day he wouldn't tell us where he was off to get his "lunchtime blowjob". He was a little confused when he showed up to the pub, and there were about 30 of his mates all sitting at the bar waiting for his arrival. It took him a few moments to realise it was a wind up that had been going for 2 weeks, but couldn't do anything but laugh.

To this day, it still get's a good laugh. :)

[Bruce]

Well played sir!

[Scottt]

:smt038

Now that is a practical joke.

[sms316]

A mate of mine told me about his effort the other day. He was on one of the local (ACTION) buses during peak hour on the way home. For some amusement, he changed his Bluetooth ID to "ACTION Buses", and proceeded to send porn to anybody who would accept the message.

Dunno if he managed to keep a straight face when people started to wonder what was going on.

[3oneday]

No idea what this means.

[henno]

A mate of mine told me about his effort the other day. He was on one of the local (ACTION) buses during peak hour on the way home. For some amusement, he changed his Bluetooth ID to "ACTION Buses", and proceeded to send porn to anybody who would accept the message.

Dunno if he managed to keep a straight face when people started to wonder what was going on.

That's bloody hilarious!

[Johnny Canuck]

that is great, it will be in my arsenal for the future.

[pt73]

Many years ago a mate of mine played a joke on his wife.

His wife had been giving him grief that he was wasting his money on lotto tickets so one week bought a ticket and secretly recorded the draw on the VCR. The ticket was a loser so the next week he bought a new ticket using the previous week's winning numbers, just before the draw started he pressed play on the VCR and convinced his missus to watch. When they checked the numbers off she went crazy believing they had won a fortune.

He finally fessed up to what he had done and of course she wouldn't talk to him.

[Webster]

The Australian cricket selectors putting Brett lee in the Test squad. Hilarious!

[Yossarian]

After one of my mates’ first experiences with a woman, we were all around at his place the next day just watching fox. He had passed out after letting us all know about his efforts of the previous night. It popped into my head that it would be a good idea to change my number in his phone to this girl’s name.
Which we did.
We then sent the following text…
"Heya, how you going? I had a really good time last night ;) but I just thought I should let you no that my ex-boyfriend just got back from Thailand and thinks he might have given me herpes! I know I’m so sorry, been stressing all day but I thought I should tell you... "

His phone goes off. He awakes. He read the message, at this stage his hangover and lack of rest work to our advantage.
His eyes go wide with panic and distress.
We attempt not to piss ourselves.
He leaves the room to confide in a mate in another room. We kept him going until he was about to msg the girl back about an hour later. As he was about to send the text I said
"hey mate, you might want to check the number that sms came from...."

**** the look on his face was priceless.

[Timbo]

Years ago I worked with a guy who was constantly trying to climb the corporate ladder by applying for literally hundreds of jobs. The only problem was that he was a completed effing dud and never got past the first interview stage. He would spend hours updating his resume on his PC at work, and one day he left the file open when he went to lunch. My mate called me over and we proceeded to read the resume and piss ourselves laughing at what a load of shit he had written. Reading the resume you would figure this guy could walk into any job.

Just for fun we changed some of the lines within the text to read things like “I’m the best f***ing c**t you have ever seen” and “My shit doesn’t even stink”. This continued for about 10 minutes as we inserted about 10-12 new lines at various points throughout the document, giggling the whole time. We then got a phone call to go and visit another department experiencing some problem. We forgot all about the resume until…… About 2 weeks later the guy is sitting at work and says out loud “Eleven f***ing job applications, you’d reckon at least one of the pricks could at least reply!”

My mate and I just looked at each other, eyes wide.

[poidda]

An oldy, but a goodie.

When a mate (lets call him 69er) asks you for a number of contact you know (let's call him nuttedit), and instead you give him the number of Alcoholics Anonymous. Granted "69er" should have cottoned on when it took longer than usual to get the number, but he didn't.

bwahahahaha.

[LarryLong]

Nice.

I used to have a mate who had one of those message services on his mobile where you enter your phone number and it sends your number to him. I used to put in the number for the local brothel whenever I called him and didn't get an answer.

[zigwah]

On a kick arse hot day, or in a hot kitchen were i used to do it, fill a glass half full of ketjap manis (Indian soy sauce) And then float the next half glass with coke, and leave it for someone who is real hot, god i used to have some fun with that

[kev]

On a kick arse hot day, or in a hot kitchen were i used to do it, fill a glass half full of ketjap manis (Indian soy sauce) And then float the next half glass with coke, and leave it for someone who is real hot, god i used to have some fun with that

Indonesian?

[zigwah]

Also used to have a waitress who would always be picking at plates of finger food for weddings and the the like, it used to give me the shits and she would never stop.

So one balmy summer night i went out into the bottleshop and collected a handfull of crickets and battered them, bloody hilarious watching her pick bits of cricket out of her teeth.

She wasn't too happy when told what they were, but she stopped picking of the platters :)

[zigwah]

Indonesian?

so it is, all these years thinking it was Indian :oops:

[chappy1970]

Also used to have a waitress who would always be picking at plates of finger food for weddings and the the like, it used to give me the shits and she would never stop.

So one balmy summer night i went out into the bottleshop and collected a handfull of crickets and battered them, bloody hilarious watching her pick bits of cricket out of her teeth.

She wasn't too happy when told what they were, but she stopped picking of the platters :)

Ziggy that made me laugh :)

[Tomo]

When I worked night shift at Telstra, I occasionally used to hide the ID of my fax. The fax was the old type where you fed the paper in, then after it was scanned the page fell into a basket below.

I used to write line after line on 3 pages insults to a mate of mine, fedd the first page through the machine then tape it in a loop.

Then fax it to his office, where it would keep printng untl he ran out of paper or toner.

He used to get in so much shit for it, so I never fessed up.

This happened over 3 years until our fax machine was replaced with a newer model.