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andylo
23rd November 2004, 04:38 PM
Guys and gals, please add your feeling about what do you think about your golf :)

Here's mine

My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure, but it's disgusting to watch

Jarro
23rd November 2004, 04:42 PM
Andylo, after a post like that.. you haven't really left this thread anywhere to go :roll:

andylo
23rd November 2004, 04:43 PM
Just to see if anyone can be more creative than this :)

Choppa
23rd November 2004, 04:46 PM
:?

A-Lo, your problem is that you are just too fast. You need to slow down a bit and focus more on the quality of your stroke :wink:
It's not always about how far you can shoot it out there :o

Jarro
23rd November 2004, 04:46 PM
Just to see if anyone can be more creative than this :)

.. oh i'm sure people will be able to be more creative, it's just that they probably won't be able to print their thoughts in here :shock:

wavemaker
23rd November 2004, 04:49 PM
you beat me to it jarro, no pun intended.

macleod
23rd November 2004, 04:53 PM
It's not always about how far you can shoot it out there :o
unless you're peter north or course......

markTHEblake
23rd November 2004, 05:19 PM
I hate golf with a passion. Its only becuase i have spent so much time and money on it I cant afford to write that up. I am stuck with this damn game.

AndyP
23rd November 2004, 05:20 PM
Moderator! Moderator! Is there a moderator in the house?

Jarro
23rd November 2004, 05:25 PM
Moderator! Moderator! Is there a moderator in the house?

no new reports so far :roll: :lol:

Flowergirl
23rd November 2004, 06:02 PM
Well you've even stumped this queen of smut.........I got nothing :D

davidp
23rd November 2004, 06:06 PM
A-Lo, thanks so much for that wonderful visual. :shock: Image begone, image begone... ](*,)

Keza_G
23rd November 2004, 06:29 PM
My golf reminds me of my husband......

He can be a pain in arse, but once you've had a bit you just can't get enough.... and then one day, he finally gets it right :smt055 , then weeeeee..... what a round !!!!!

I love you my Scotty....... :smt058

Keza_G

Keza_G
23rd November 2004, 06:34 PM
My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure, but it's disgusting to watch


Who says it's disgustin' to watch ? :wink: :wink: :wink:

:smt101 :smt119 :smt078

Keza_G

Jarro
23rd November 2004, 06:35 PM
look what you've started A-lo :smt078

McMw
23rd November 2004, 06:38 PM
first the munchi, now this....

A-Lo, quiet arvo in the office??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Onewood
23rd November 2004, 07:02 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Yesterday the target special and today this :roll: :roll: :roll: :D

Eag's
23rd November 2004, 10:13 PM
Guys and gals, please add your feeling about what do you think about your golf :)

Here's mine

My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure, but it's disgusting to watch

That's a classic andylo :smt042
But like others have already said....you have way to much time on your hands mate, tell me where to find a job like that :wink:

andylo
23rd November 2004, 10:15 PM
Actually after a short chat with Dave (davidp) hes got a better job :)

Fishman Dan
24th November 2004, 08:28 AM
My golf reminds me of my husband...... He can be a pain in bum...

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


I love you my Scotty....... :smt058

You're married to your putter?

andylo
24th November 2004, 08:29 AM
Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott.... :roll:

Fishman Dan
24th November 2004, 08:30 AM
Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott.... :roll:

Oh, thanks for bringing me up to speed A-Ho... :roll: :lol: :lol:

andylo
24th November 2004, 08:35 AM
Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott.... :roll:

Oh, thanks for bringing me up to speed A-Ho... :roll: :lol: :lol:

You are welcome :smt016 :smt003

BrisVegas
24th November 2004, 11:44 AM
Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott.... :roll:

Oh, thanks for bringing me up to speed A-Ho... :roll: :lol: :lol:

You are welcome :smt016 :smt003

Irony?! 8) A-Ho is on fire. :lol:

andylo
24th November 2004, 12:03 PM
He does... and seriously I HATE to see my swing!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Very very disgusting thing to watch... just 2nd to seeing 2 man french kissing... and leave a "line" in between when both faces apart

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Iain
24th November 2004, 12:05 PM
He does... and seriously I HATE to see my swing!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Yeah I couldn't watch it at Northlakes either..... :smt078


Very very disgusting thing to watch... just 2nd to seeing 2 man french kissing... and leave a "line" in between when both faces apart

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Is that necessary, really...... :smt076 :smt076 :smt078 :smt078 :smt102 :smt103

Choppa
24th November 2004, 12:06 PM
He does... and seriously I HATE to see my swing!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Very very disgusting thing to watch... just 2nd to seeing 2 man french kissing... and leave a "line" in between when both faces apart

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Oh the visions A-Lo is imprinting in my brain.......

Tell us what you REALLY think Andy :shock:

andylo
24th November 2004, 12:15 PM
Long story short, just not happy with my swing, that's all.

Choppa
24th November 2004, 12:19 PM
Long story short, just not happy with my swing, that's all.

Oh now I'm with you A-Lo, I thought you weren't happy with your masturbation :oops: :oops:

andylo
24th November 2004, 01:02 PM
WAHAHAHAHA!!!

:lol:

Well this thread was originally let OZG fellas to express their view/feel on their golf... now stick back into it.

markTHEblake
24th November 2004, 01:23 PM
My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure

Andylo, have you ever being caught doing this in the bedroom cupboard?

3oneday
24th November 2004, 01:44 PM
Andy,

Last time we spoke there was a problem with hooking ??? so... it's a pull hook then ???? :shock: :shock:

Pete =;

wavemaker
24th November 2004, 03:24 PM
there seems to be an awful lot of inurendo in this thread.

Flowergirl
25th November 2004, 07:54 AM
Smut.................don't you just love it!!! :lol:

Ducky
25th November 2004, 08:00 AM
I have started to go to confession...

"Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
"What have you done my child?"
"I am a regular on the OzGolf forums."
"OH DEAR GOD!"

:shock:

Kind regards,

Ben (Ducky).

Jarro
25th November 2004, 08:48 AM
Ducky, you forgot to add :

"It's been 5 minutes since my last confession"

:wink:

Sax
19th December 2004, 08:11 AM
For me the game is like being in love with a beautiful woman that wretches at the mere site of me.

Golfgirl
19th December 2004, 11:33 AM
Well you've even stumped this queen of smut.........I got nothing :D

yup.... me too :shock: Never thought I'd see the day when I didn't have something to say.... :shock: :? :wink:

Although, like Keza, my golf can somewhat be compared to my hubby.... sometimes annoying, but occasionally mind-blowing.... :lol: 8)

Andylo... perhaps you need to go back to ho-ing clubs.... you seem to have too much, er, time on your hands... :wink: :roll: