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andylo
23rd November 2004, 05:38 PM
Guys and gals, please add your feeling about what do you think about your golf :)
Here's mine
My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure, but it's disgusting to watch
Jarro
23rd November 2004, 05:42 PM
Andylo, after a post like that.. you haven't really left this thread anywhere to go :roll:
andylo
23rd November 2004, 05:43 PM
Just to see if anyone can be more creative than this :)
Choppa
23rd November 2004, 05:46 PM
:?
A-Lo, your problem is that you are just too fast. You need to slow down a bit and focus more on the quality of your stroke :wink:
It's not always about how far you can shoot it out there :o
Jarro
23rd November 2004, 05:46 PM
Just to see if anyone can be more creative than this :)
.. oh i'm sure people will be able to be more creative, it's just that they probably won't be able to print their thoughts in here :shock:
wavemaker
23rd November 2004, 05:49 PM
you beat me to it jarro, no pun intended.
macleod
23rd November 2004, 05:53 PM
It's not always about how far you can shoot it out there :o
unless you're peter north or course......
markTHEblake
23rd November 2004, 06:19 PM
I hate golf with a passion. Its only becuase i have spent so much time and money on it I cant afford to write that up. I am stuck with this damn game.
AndyP
23rd November 2004, 06:20 PM
Moderator! Moderator! Is there a moderator in the house?
Jarro
23rd November 2004, 06:25 PM
Moderator! Moderator! Is there a moderator in the house?
no new reports so far :roll: :lol:
Flowergirl
23rd November 2004, 07:02 PM
Well you've even stumped this queen of smut.........I got nothing :D
davidp
23rd November 2004, 07:06 PM
A-Lo, thanks so much for that wonderful visual. :shock: Image begone, image begone... ](*,)
Keza_G
23rd November 2004, 07:29 PM
My golf reminds me of my husband......
He can be a pain in arse, but once you've had a bit you just can't get enough.... and then one day, he finally gets it right :smt055 , then weeeeee..... what a round !!!!!
I love you my Scotty....... :smt058
Keza_G
Keza_G
23rd November 2004, 07:34 PM
My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure, but it's disgusting to watch
Who says it's disgustin' to watch ? :wink: :wink: :wink:
:smt101 :smt119 :smt078
Keza_G
Jarro
23rd November 2004, 07:35 PM
look what you've started A-lo :smt078
McMw
23rd November 2004, 07:38 PM
first the munchi, now this....
A-Lo, quiet arvo in the office??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Onewood
23rd November 2004, 08:02 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Yesterday the target special and today this :roll: :roll: :roll: :D
Eag's
23rd November 2004, 11:13 PM
Guys and gals, please add your feeling about what do you think about your golf :)
Here's mine
My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure, but it's disgusting to watch
That's a classic andylo :smt042
But like others have already said....you have way to much time on your hands mate, tell me where to find a job like that :wink:
andylo
23rd November 2004, 11:15 PM
Actually after a short chat with Dave (davidp) hes got a better job :)
Fishman Dan
24th November 2004, 09:28 AM
My golf reminds me of my husband...... He can be a pain in bum...
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I love you my Scotty....... :smt058
You're married to your putter?
andylo
24th November 2004, 09:29 AM
Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott.... :roll:
Fishman Dan
24th November 2004, 09:30 AM
Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott.... :roll:
Oh, thanks for bringing me up to speed A-Ho... :roll: :lol: :lol:
andylo
24th November 2004, 09:35 AM
Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott.... :roll:
Oh, thanks for bringing me up to speed A-Ho... :roll: :lol: :lol:
You are welcome :smt016 :smt003
BrisVegas
24th November 2004, 12:44 PM
Hmm.. Fishy.... Keza's husband named Scott.... :roll:
Oh, thanks for bringing me up to speed A-Ho... :roll: :lol: :lol:
You are welcome :smt016 :smt003
Irony?! 8) A-Ho is on fire. :lol:
andylo
24th November 2004, 01:03 PM
He does... and seriously I HATE to see my swing!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Very very disgusting thing to watch... just 2nd to seeing 2 man french kissing... and leave a "line" in between when both faces apart
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Iain
24th November 2004, 01:05 PM
He does... and seriously I HATE to see my swing!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Yeah I couldn't watch it at Northlakes either..... :smt078
Very very disgusting thing to watch... just 2nd to seeing 2 man french kissing... and leave a "line" in between when both faces apart
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Is that necessary, really...... :smt076 :smt076 :smt078 :smt078 :smt102 :smt103
Choppa
24th November 2004, 01:06 PM
He does... and seriously I HATE to see my swing!! :evil: :evil: :evil:
Very very disgusting thing to watch... just 2nd to seeing 2 man french kissing... and leave a "line" in between when both faces apart
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Oh the visions A-Lo is imprinting in my brain.......
Tell us what you REALLY think Andy :shock:
andylo
24th November 2004, 01:15 PM
Long story short, just not happy with my swing, that's all.
Choppa
24th November 2004, 01:19 PM
Long story short, just not happy with my swing, that's all.
Oh now I'm with you A-Lo, I thought you weren't happy with your masturbation :oops: :oops:
andylo
24th November 2004, 02:02 PM
WAHAHAHAHA!!!
:lol:
Well this thread was originally let OZG fellas to express their view/feel on their golf... now stick back into it.
markTHEblake
24th November 2004, 02:23 PM
My golf is like masturbation... it gives me the pleasure
Andylo, have you ever being caught doing this in the bedroom cupboard?
3oneday
24th November 2004, 02:44 PM
Andy,
Last time we spoke there was a problem with hooking ??? so... it's a pull hook then ???? :shock: :shock:
Pete =;
wavemaker
24th November 2004, 04:24 PM
there seems to be an awful lot of inurendo in this thread.
Flowergirl
25th November 2004, 08:54 AM
Smut.................don't you just love it!!! :lol:
Ducky
25th November 2004, 09:00 AM
I have started to go to confession...
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned."
"What have you done my child?"
"I am a regular on the OzGolf forums."
"OH DEAR GOD!"
:shock:
Kind regards,
Ben (Ducky).
Jarro
25th November 2004, 09:48 AM
Ducky, you forgot to add :
"It's been 5 minutes since my last confession"
:wink:
Sax
19th December 2004, 09:11 AM
For me the game is like being in love with a beautiful woman that wretches at the mere site of me.
Golfgirl
19th December 2004, 12:33 PM
Well you've even stumped this queen of smut.........I got nothing :D
yup.... me too :shock: Never thought I'd see the day when I didn't have something to say.... :shock: :? :wink:
Although, like Keza, my golf can somewhat be compared to my hubby.... sometimes annoying, but occasionally mind-blowing.... :lol: 8)
Andylo... perhaps you need to go back to ho-ing clubs.... you seem to have too much, er, time on your hands... :wink: :roll:
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