Kill, shag, marry

[Scottt]

The rules of the game are that from the list of three you must choose one to kill, one to shag (only once) and one to marry. It's always more fun if you offer explanations for your choices.

First up I offer you: Julia Gillard, Hillary Clinton and Oprah Winfrey!

[sms316]

Kill - Julia Gillard (I hate unions nuffys)
Shag - Hillary Clinton (to get to her daughter)
Marry - Oprah Winfrey (once married you never have sex).

May this thread fare better than my choices thread.

[Scottt]

Kill - Hillary, nothing to gain there.
Shag - Julia, would just need to squint so she looked a bit more like Miranda from Sex in the City
Marry - Oprah, lots of moolah!!

[henno]

That list is far too easy. I would go the same as sms316.

I propose the following list to chose from:

Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan

[sms316]

Kill - Britney (it wouldn't take much to make it look like a suicide)
Shag - Lindsay (better odds of a 3way)
Marry - Paris ($$$$$$$)

[Scottt]

Kill Lyndsay - nutter
Shag Brit - she really is quite hot
Marry Paris - She's getting hotter as she gets older, and is cashed up - imagine all the club hoing you could do!!!

[sms316]

Britney is easily a bigger nutter than Lindsay.

[Jarro]

Kill - Britney (it wouldn't take much to make it look like a suicide)
Shag - Lindsay (better odds of a 3way)
Marry - Paris ($$$$$$$)

yep, that's what i'd do too :mrgreen:

[Scottt]

Okay, little golf flavour:

Lorena Ochoa
Michelle Wie
Anna Rawson

[sms316]

Phew! Thought you had done the certifiable for a second.

Kill - Ochoa (have never warmed to her)
Shag - Karrie Webb
Marry - Anna Rawson

[Jarro]

Kill - Karrie (no-brainer there)
Shag - Ochoa (great bod)
Marry - Anna ( :smt060 )

[Scottt]

Karrie wasn't an option you daft f**kers!!

[Jarro]

Karrie wasn't an option you daft f**kers!!

well in that case :roll:

Kill : Ochoa
Shag : Wie
Marry : Rawson

[Scottt]

I'd be inclined to go the same way.

[Jarro]

Maybe we should have an option here for the female OzGolfers ??

[Scottt]

For them to choose, or featuring them?

[Jarro]

For them to chose of course :roll:

[Scottt]

For the laydeez:

Tony Abbott
Arnold Schwarznegger
Kevin Rudd

For the fellas:

Rebecca Wilson
Judith Lucy
Julie McCrossin

[Grunt]

Kill all of them

Oxygen thieves all 3 of them

[amanda]

Here are my 3

Kill - Germaine Greer - she gives feminism a bad name - and Aussies as well!
Shag - Jensen Ackles - the only reason I'm a Supernatural fan
Marry - Brad - coz I love him of course!

[Scottt]

That's not how the game work...

[LarryLong]

Kill: Julie McCrossin - Bonus points if you can take out McDermott at the same time.
Shag: Rebecca Wilson - can't kill her now, and there's probably a 10% chance that she would agree not to talk during sex.
Marry: Judith Lucy - I like her, and I couldn't bring myself to do either of the other two

How about:

Yana Wendt
Jennifer Keyte
Sandra Sully

[Grunt]

Kill: Jana
Shag: Sandra
Marry: Jennifer

[Scottt]

as above.

[Scottt]

Magda Szubanski
Amanda Vanstone
Casey Donovan

:lol:

[Jarro]

kill kill kill !!!

[Grunt]

Nah don't kill em just cremate while still alive.

[Dotty]

Kill Magda Alphabet, so they stop making Kath and Kim
Do to Amanda Vanstone what the federal pollies do to this country
Marry Casey Donovan, for the welfare payments.

[henno]

Nah don't kill em just cremate while still alive.

Those girls would burn for months!

Maybe an undiscovered renewable resource?

[sms316]

Kylie Minogue
Germaine Greer
Carson Kressley

[Scottt]

Kill Carson - no brainer
Shag Germaine - strong in the doggy
Marry Kylie - no brainer.

[sms316]

You could have swapped 1&2...

[Jarro]

But if you killed Carson, who'd dress you properly ?

[Jarro]

You could have swapped 1&2...

Would you ?? :-s

[sms316]

I guess it would just be the opposite perspective to what I was feeling after Origin 3.

They reckon it is a whole new world on the other side...

[Jarro]

They reckon it is a whole new world on the other side...

I'll have to take your word on that big fella :-s

[sms316]

When I say "they" I don't mean "me".

However I have my suspicions about one OzGolf member...

[Jarro]

Sorry, just came across like you were considering a change in teams.

It is the end of the season you know, a change now would be perfectly acceptable

[sms316]

My season is still going. Next week we will be hosting the Broncos and ending yours.

[Jarro]

We'll see mate, we'll see ;)