The Quad Burger

[sms316]

A heart attack waiting to happen...

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9599/quadso7.jpg


http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24286452-5006009,00.html

[Jarro]

That should be your avatar

[sms316]

:roll:

It would be better than yours.
:lol:

[Jarro]

.. only a few more days to go :(

[Grunt]

Where do I get one, I reckon it could be a good meal when combined with a Pint;)

[poidda]

Speaking of burgers, if anyone's looking for a good burger a mate of mine has opened a burger joint near the Gabba. It's called Purple Gorilla and the burgers are awesome.

Someone's done a decent write up about it here.
http://anemptystomachisthebestcook.blogspot.com/2008/08/purple-gorilla-burger-sensations.html

[AndyP]

It was only a matter of time before the media grabbed a hold of this one.

Apparently people can't say no by themselves, and it's up to the companies to stop advertising and selling them.

[sms316]

It was only a matter of time before the media grabbed a hold of this one.

Apparently people can't say no by themselves, and it's up to the companies to stop advertising and selling them.
How far do you reckon you could run after eating one of those?

How far would you have to run to burn it off?

[AndyP]

How far do you reckon you could run after eating one of those?I couldn't do it. A crap is a vital part of pre-run preparation, and I'd hate to have that burger sitting in my gut.


How far would you have to run to burn it off?It would depend on the person, but 15k would probably cover it for me.

[Fishman Dan]

I feel ill looking at it.

[Jarro]

At least it's not gimmicky advertising ..... what you see is what you're gonna get.

Unlike Maccas and HJ's :roll:

[Grunt]

It is HJ's! Jarro.

[Jarro]

So it is

[Courty]

I might have 2 of them for lunch tomorrow. 8)

[Bruce]

They dropped one word from the name when it tested poorly with focus groups.

Apparently the Quad Bypass Burger was just a bit too truthful.

[goughy]

My b.i.l. had one of those for lunch on Monday!! I had a 6" sub...

His wasn't as nastily made as the one in the pic tho!

[PeteyD]

I drove past the Purple Gorilla today. Might give it a go.

[senecio]

I remember the days when my Brother in Law and I would order a family meal from Hungry Jack's just for two.

2 x Whoppers
2 x Junior Burgers
4 x large Fries
4 x large Cokes
4 x Chocolate Sundaes

The thought of this new burger makes my cholesterol count go through the roof.

How times have changed!

[PeteyD]

Quadruple Bypass Burger

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2069849.html

[Grunt]

Was all on Today Tonight. They even had a comparision to all the other big meat burgers in both HJ & Macca's

[BrisWesty]

Sounds like one of those fake clubs on e-bay. A cross between the Superquad and the Burner. Now all it needs is a shaft to go in the top of it.

[mike]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9599/quadso7.jpg



That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

[adlo]

That is bloody gross, but the burgers in Poidda's link look bloody beautiful

[goughy]

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

That ones been stepped on a few times me thinks!! Not that I want one (ok, the grease is calling my name - I must resist) but the one my b.i.l. had on monday looked normal. The only disgusting thing about it was the 4 layers of meat and cheese!

I'd bet that it's got no more meat on it than a macca's double quarter pounder!

[sms316]

This makes the Quad Burger look like an entree...

But the waitresses are much better!

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9995/image0011gp9.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6804/image0022wz5.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8853/image0044zn9.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6933/image0055pk6.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4204/image0066cz1.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4033/image0099we3.jpg

[DrPecker]

You have to love nurses. We used to have some lovely nurses back in the good old day when I was going through medical school. The way they used to dress up in those outfits was fantastic, although not great for a young man's blood pressure.

[3oneday]

Hey Doc, you don't work with the Broncos do you ? they could probably use some pecker protection, amongst other things. :p

[dc68]

Shuddup spooner!!!!!!!!

[3oneday]

shuddup 2009 grand finalist

8)

[Jarro]

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4204/image0066cz1.jpg


Is this you tasting the product ?

[3oneday]

I would eat that, but there is no way you could pick it up !

I see Budwater in the background :p

[PeteyD]

You're kidding! I married a nurse ...

[sms316]

Is this you tasting the product ?
No - that's me servicing your mother back at her place.

[Jarro]

No - that's me servicing your mother back at her place.

You'd better eat two of those burgers then to get your strength up :lol:

[sms316]

You have to love nurses. We used to have some lovely nurses back in the good old day when I was going through medical school. The way they used to dress up in those outfits was fantastic, although not great for a young man's blood pressure.

Dear Doc,
If I am having relations with an older woman, would it still be appropriate if I asked her to dress up in a nurses outfit?
Yours in health,
sms

[3oneday]

You mean you're related ?


EEEwwwwwwww

[Dazza]

And I thought some of my home-made burgers were big....
Thats one way to show your support for the beef industry!

[DrPecker]

Hey Doc, you don't work with the Broncos do you ? they could probably use some pecker protection, amongst other things. :p
The Broncos actually approached me to be their club doctor, but alas, I couldn't bring myself to be on call when the players are out spit-roasting drunken molls at stupid times of the morning.

I'm generally out doing that myself.

[DrPecker]

Dear Doc,
If I am having relations with an older woman, would it still be appropriate if I asked her to dress up in a nurses outfit?
Yours in health,
sms
Ahh yes - the forbidden fruit. sms, you will need to increase your fitness levels if you are going to continue entertain this older woman. You need to remember that women of her generation don't use up a lot of energy at the local bingo hall, so they need to burn it off somewhere else.

Keep up the good work. If you play your cards right, jarro might just have to start calling you "Dad".

[Russell]

Dr Pecker, being a recognised expert maybe you should start a *dear Dr Pecker thread* where we can all get good free medical advice

[shazza_rs]

Speaking of burgers, if anyone's looking for a good burger a mate of mine has opened a burger joint near the Gabba. It's called Purple Gorilla and the burgers are awesome.

Someone's done a decent write up about it here.
http://anemptystomachisthebestcook.blogspot.com/2008/08/purple-gorilla-burger-sensations.html

Pete and I just used our vouchers from the champs. Burgers were bloody nice. Beer battered chips....mmmmmm. They make a mean milkshake too. :mrgreen:

[PeteyD]

Been meaning to get there and try them one of these days.

[goughy]

They make a mean milkshake too. :mrgreen:

As good as a 5 dolla shake??

The key to a good shake - one cap full of vanilla essence!

[PeteyD]

The key to a good shake - one full booty!

:mrgreen:

[Bruce]

Essence!! Philistine.

Extract is where it's at.

[PeteyD]

Oh this sounds tasty ...

http://health.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=793580

[PeteyD]

It gets worse when you investigate further

http://blogs.usatoday.com/betterlife/2009/03/if-this-doesnt.html

[kev]

Hey, at least it has lettuce and tomatoes in it... That's gotta account for something. :-k

[darrells]

damn..looks like another re-make of "Supersize-me" is about to happen...

[Dotty]

This makes the Quad Burger look like an entree...

But the waitresses are much better!

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/9995/image0011gp9.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6804/image0022wz5.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8853/image0044zn9.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6933/image0055pk6.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4204/image0066cz1.jpg

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4033/image0099we3.jpg

Dead at 29!

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/restaurants-and-bars/heart-attack-grill-giant-dead-at-29-20110304-1bhme.html

[Dave]

the bun to meat ratio is way off with that burger

[Tongueboy]

wher is the doc? very insightful posts