State Of Origin

[sms316]

Grunt and I, representing the magnificent state of NSW would like to issue an open challenge to a couple of cane toads.

Venue: Coolangatta-Tweed.

Date: Friday 7/11/08, day before champs.

Time: 1.00pm Eastern Daylight Saving Time

Wager: $10 / head

Format: Stableford. Best 2 scores combined for each team.

Qld CHAMPIONS
peter rs 39
shaz 33
g69 33
eags 29
dc 28
peteyd 24

NSW LOSERS
sms 34
jaybam 25
fish 21
gcswinger 20
grunt 20

Top 3 cards of each team
Qld 105
NSW 80

[jaybam]

holiday form will go in tomorrow mate. Will be there.

[markTHEblake]

Jaybam is a queenslander so i am confused already - do i play for the state where i was born, where i grew up, where i became an adult, where i got married, where i became a father, or where i became an ozgolfer?

[jaybam]

Wash your bloody mouth out Blake. Lucky your not here or i would have to vommit on you for that :)

[PeteyD]

Would you **** off back south and leave us in peace? ;)

[jaybam]

nope :)

[BrisVegas]

tempted, but I'd rather play Brookwater on that date.

[PeteyD]

Don't play the scum on home soil! What are the rules for this epic encounter. Mind you Dicky can beat you both on his own.

[poidda]

Put me in pencil for this one, but can't commit until closer the time.

[Grunt]

Pencil me in too. Go the blues!!

[sms316]

Starting a second group. Come on you Qld poonces.

[AndyP]

Not all of us are on holidays unfortunately. Not that I'm eligible anyway.

[Jarro]

Not sure if i'm available that day or not yet ???

[Eag's]

Yeah I will have a crack at you Blues poofs, sign me up 8-)

[jaybam]

with comments like that eags i am out. Cracks , Poofs ?? Starting to worry about some of you :)

[PeteyD]

Move back to Oxford St Gaybam!

[jaybam]

I am not the one talking about poofs and cracks. Thats you qlders :)

[Grunt]

So is this going to be played at Coolangatta/Tweed? am planning my week and sorting out accom.

[sms316]

So is this going to be played at Coolangatta/Tweed?
Yep.

[peter_rs]

NSW
1. sms316
2. Jaybam
3. Grunt
4.

Qld Nancy Boys
1. golfer69 (pencil)
2. poidda (pencil)
3. Eags
4. peter_rs
5. shazza_rs

Have to look after the wedding budget :(

are there any more NSW people Amanda\Brad?

[Grunt]

Pete, I think there are only 3 NSW OzGolfers going to the Champs

[AndyP]

Some Victorians might have turned up if they weren't snobbed in the first post.

[sms316]

Some Victorians might have turned up if they weren't snobbed in the first post.
They don't play Origin in Victoria.

[swanny]

SMS Im sure us Mexicans would like to have squashed a C**kroach or a cane Toad but we are commited to Brookwater on the friday However im sure i can find a couple more mexicans to challenge the winners and uphold the victorian honour at some stage over the weekend.

Have you thought about moving your challenge to Brookwater as this was the first venue that was proposed for the friday game it just seems a little sad that we would play at different venues. Then we could all be at the same venue for Fri / Sat and Sun with a venue to be decided for the Monday.

[peter_rs]

swanny I have playing brooky the last few years (nudgee before that)and it was fun to have one large group. but at this stage due to the increase of golf over the weekend I have opted to go for the cheaper venue.... To be honest I will go with the flow but I all so know I have played both courses in the last couple of months and tweed is in far better condition.

[sms316]

I'm going to be in the Gold Coast on that day, and I don't really feel like driving back north. Sorry if I stood on anybody's toes here, but I thought it was each to their own until Saturday.

That, and I am on holidays with the bride - it is much easier for me to play golf for a few hours while she maxes out the credit card at Pacific Fair.

[swanny]

SMS you didnt step on anyones toes mate and the challenge still stands get ready for the vics to take on the winners LOL

[Jarro]

State of origin is about QLD Vs NSW ..... no mexicans allowed !!

I'm still trying to work out if i'll be able to play in this thing too, i'd love nothing better than to beat you NSW pussies :twisted:

[sms316]

State of origin is about QLD Vs NSW ..... no mexicans allowed !!

I'm still trying to work out if i'll be able to play in this thing too, i'd love nothing better than to beat you NSW pussies :twisted:
I would have thought if you play, you would actually be helping our cause.

[PeteyD]

Your cause is stuffed unless you can get some more soldiers.

[Courty]

In case there's any doubt, Dion & I will give Swanny & Bruce a touch-up at Brookwater to assert Qld's dominance. :twisted:

[shazza_rs]

Just like you tore it up last year courty??? :)

[Courty]

I was just familiarising myself with the course. It pays to know where all the trouble is. ;)

[AndyP]

I was just familiarising myself with the course. It pays to know where all the trouble is. ;)The GPS didn't tell you?

[Courty]

The GPS wasn't working. :smt013

[peter_rs]

It was the back nine;) it did really help

[GC]

Pencil me in, im keen to represent NSW that great state to which i was born!

[sms316]

Pencil me in, im keen to represent NSW that great state to which i was born!
I immediately knew you were a person of class.
:smt038

[jaybam]

I truely have to appologise i will be unable to commit to this game. as with the champs due to personal reasons i can not commit myself to any games at this time. I wish you all good luck. Cheers Jaybam

[sms316]

No probs JB. We're only playing against Queenslanders after all.

[GC]

I am all good to go, so if you would like sms316 you can remove the pencil. Also if you know what time you would like to tee of i can ask if it's free when im there on the weekend.

[sms316]

Not sure what time yet. Was going to leave the booking to the big Dick.

[dc68]

I am in pencil to help repel the evil blue scum. I have the day off its just a matter of getting there.

[poidda]

I gotta bail on this one sorry. I've got no chance of getting the day off work.

NSW
1. sms316
2. Jaybam
3. Grunt
4.

Qld Nancy Boys
1. golfer69 (pencil)
2.
3. Eags
4. peter_rs
5. shazza_rs

[Grunt]

Is it an Open Day at Coolangatta-Tweed on the Friday? What will the damage be for green fees? Just trying to finalise a budget for the week. Or more to the point how far into the weekend I will go before I am over budget ;)

What format are we going to play it?
Individual Stableford, matchplay ,foursomes or best ball?

[sms316]

I hadn't given the format a lot of thought as it depended on the evenness of numbers. Leaning towards average Stab score atm.

I'm reciprocal with CTH, but I have a feeling that it may be an open day anyway (9er will need to confirm this).

[Jarro]

go qld !!!!

[GC]

If it's an open day it's $9 for the round including comp fees, if it's not an open day i can get 3 ppl on with me for $20

[PeteyD]

Put me in in Pencil to repel stinky NSW borders.

[virge666]

I will be happy to bring some arrogance and noise to the procedings. But my flight does not arrive in QLD till 1:35pm...

So if you guys are teeing off in the arvo - I will be in it.

[sms316]

In favour of arvo comp game.

[PeteyD]

Agreed.

[Grunt]

Arvo game sounds good, comp as well. Virge might be a goer too, not too sure of when his flight gets in though, if it is 1:35 NSW time or QLD time

[Grunt]

Think it is the list G69.

[Grunt]

I guess SMS is our Captain.

[Grunt]

Any plan on a wager of sorts or just bragging rights?

[sms316]

I guess SMS is our Captain.
Don't forget to salute.

[Grunt]

With my brown eye ;)

[Grunt]

good to see it has the champs theme then

[GC]

It sounds like a good plan to me.... mmmmmbeer

[Jarro]

NSW
1. sms316
2. Grunt
3. gcswinger
4. virge666 (if time suits)

Qld Nancy Boys
1. golfer69
2. dc68 (pencil)
3. Eags
4. peter_rs
5. shazza_rs
6. PeteyD
7. jarro {pencil}

[Grunt]

Virge's pencil is very light if not invisible

[peter_rs]

anyone else?

Have we got a time book yet?

[dc68]

I am a definate

[Grunt]

no Preferences Rich, Comp would be good but not essential.

[sms316]

Whichever course is closest to NSW.

[poidda]

Comp please. I'm sitting on 11.4. ;)

[dc68]

Whichever course is closest to NSW.



They are both in NSW numbnuts.

[GC]

We booked in yet? if so what time?

[sms316]

They are both in NSW numbnuts.
OK - which one is further from Qld?

[sms316]

Bugger carts. We'll get enough time in them on the weekend.

Good work Qld scum.

[dc68]

Dicky... Pacific is reciprocal with Tweed. How much for meeeeeeee?

[peter_rs]

correct

[dc68]

Noice

[sms316]

The list is up to date as far as I know.

[Grunt]

1pm is ok for me, I think Virge was only landing at 1:45 or something.

[sms316]

1pm daylight savings time? And no - I'm not taking the piss.

[Fishman Dan]

Pencil me in.

No... really.

[peter_rs]

cool

[3oneday]

Pencil me in.

No... really.
That should further strengthen the right side of the golf course ;)

[sms316]

Pencil me in.

No... really.
Sweeeet....

If only Jarro was still playing (they'd never find the body).

[sms316]

So 4 v 6. How do we want to do this? Average points @ $10 ea as a drinks fund for PM?

[PeteyD]

draw it outa a hat, have 4 v 4 handicrapt match ? Other two are moral support

[dc68]

I wanna play with fishy. I am in awe of the stories about NSWGC and want to see some of the precision play.

[Fishman Dan]

I wanna play with fishy. I am in awe of the stories about NSWGC and want to see some of the precision play.

That was on the back of several consecutive weekends of play. I forget what my frikkin' clubs look like these days, could be a new record set!

[Grunt]

So guys are we all wearing blue for the day of our Triumph?

[PeteyD]

Crap where do I get a maroon golf shirt.

[Grunt]

I have even got a NSW origin shirt! Will be worn with Pride too

[PeteyD]

hmm pretty sure they are banned

[AndyP]

It just goes to show the sort of bogans they have in NSW.

[Eag's]

I have even got a NSW origin shirt! Will be worn with Pride too

Bloody shouldn't be after NSW terrible performance this year Bahahahahaha!!!

[Jarro]

I've got a spare NSW shirt if anyone's interested ??

It's in the dogs bed

[PeteyD]

Did they play in something?

[virge666]

1pm is ok for me, I think Virge was only landing at 1:45 or something.


I will see if I can change... back soon

[Grunt]

How's This for some potential matches?

DC68 V SMS316
Fishy V either of the RS's
Grunt V PeteyD
G69 V GCswinger

Could be fun.

[Eag's]

How's This for some potential matches?

DC68 V SMS316
Fishy V either of the RS's
Grunt V PeteyD
G69 V GCswinger

Could be fun.

What, you all scared of me or something?? :razz:

[Grunt]

What, you all scared of me or something?? :razz:

Ok I will man up and play 2 of you ;) Should be able to keep track of 2 matches.

[PeteyD]

Draw it out of a hat.

[BrisVegas]

Grunt V PeteyD


Can I get a $1million (of blakey's money) on PeteyD for this one!

[peter_rs]

DC68 V SMS316
Fishy V peter_RS
Grunt V PeteyD
Eags V GCswinger
G69 V Shazza

:)

[Grunt]

Is Shazza playing for NSW?

[peter_rs]

no but there games are closely matched.

[PeteyD]

Nah we want a win in that match.

[sms316]

Hey Ned? You from NSW?

[GC]

So what course did we end up getting booked in to play? (River or West) also good thing about being so close to the border is when we ( NSW ) win and we will... you all wont have far to grovel home across the border.

[Eag's]

So what course did we end up getting booked in to play? (River or West) also good thing about being so close to the border is when we ( NSW ) win and we will... you all wont have far to grovel home across the border.

Bahahahaha!! dream on my friend.

[sms316]

Don't listen to him gcs. He's pissed again.

Now that it is cricket season, we can go back to talking about who owns the Sheffield Shield (or Pura Cup 07/08).

[sms316]

We have 4 certainties, plus virge.

How about best 2 combined from each team. That evens things up a bit. If tied - 3rd card etc...

[PeteyD]

As if anyone will be stupid enough to bet on NSW.

[GC]

2 best cards sounds good to me,I must be stupid because ill put 10 on NSW any takers?

[sms316]

We'll all be putting $10 in. It's only fair that if we lose, we put in $40 - Qld $60.

[peter_rs]

$100 on the bar cool

[PeteyD]

Nah I'll keep it to help pay for palmy ;)

[Fishman Dan]

Crap where do I get a maroon golf shirt.

I've got one from Casino GC. I'll sell it to you for a good price. Only worn once....... per week for the best part of 2 years.


I'd like to see Fish remove the pencil officially

Just working out transport. It's either suck up to the sister-in-law, or make the journey in a death trap of a car that hasn't gone further than Ballina for several years.

I don't give a stuff who I'm playing with/against on the day - the rest of my team will be carrying me anyway ;)

[Grunt]

Welcome to the team FD. Good to have another quality OzGolfer join us.

[Fishman Dan]

So I've got a maroon Casino GC t-shirt.. sort of my fave, then there's a Magenta Shores light blue shirt, that I've dead set never cracked 30 points in. Not that I'm superstitious, but it's not getting a run for this gig.


Good to have another quality OzGolfer join us.

In other words - Grunt doesn't think much of you sheila's.

[Courty]

Just working out transport.

Sorry if I've missed something, but does this mean you will be attending the Champs?

[PeteyD]

He hasn't mentioned that bit yet. There is a spot if he wants.

We are all well aware of Grunt's golfing prowess.

[Fishman Dan]

Sorry if I've missed something, but does this mean you will be attending the Champs?

That's a negative, space ranger.

We grabbed 5 days for a break up north, basically because we couldn't get reasonable flights around the October long weekend. I have every intention of playing almost every day in Casino, but it's time spent around the outlaws.

[PeteyD]

looks ok to me. Pretty sure we played west when I was there, but we can follow you easy enough!

[Eag's]

I have GCswinger & Pete RS as well on Sat but happy to play with anyone ;)

[dc68]

I play CTH at least twice a year so I know it pretty well.

[Eag's]

OK then..spap petey D and you then.,

No worries

[Eag's]

1. 69er...Shaz...Grunt.
2. SMS...DC..Fish...Eagsy.
3. GCswinger...Pete RS...PeteyD

There ya go :)
__________________

[Eag's]

How do you do that ?
Oh and make the Qld text bold.

Easy mate just highlight the text and select a new color from the toolbar.

[dc68]

1. 69er...Shaz...Grunt.
2. SMS...DC..Fish...Eagsy.
3. GCswinger.Pete RS.PeteyD

[Eag's]

toolbar ?
I don't want those ****s in blue made bold..they just aren't worthy.

There, you happy now?? fussy bugger :roll:
yes the Toolbar it's right in front of you when posting crap on here.
Has the B I U... Fonts...Sizes...etc

[sms316]

spaz.
:smt089
Personal insults like that are particularly hurtfull.






Ya prick!
:smt116

[PeteyD]

DC should be bigger!

[PeteyD]

:smt089
Personal insults like that are particularly hurtfull.






Ya prick!
:smt116

Oi, you leave my fellow Queenslander alone you blue scumbucket.

[sms316]

Oi, you leave my fellow Queenslander alone you blue scumbucket.

This seems like the appropriate response...

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8315/qldbincu5.jpg

[Eag's]

I might be a dumb **** but I reckon I'd know a toolbar if I saw it.
Do a screen cap for me...cos I sure as shit can't see one.

Rich, scroll down to the bottom of this page, see the little icons in the message text box? they are part of the toolbar.
B I U Then you have Fonts, Sizes, a large A this is where you change your color. If you can't see that on your page then maybe you might have to change some settings in your User CP??

[AndyP]

He's got the wrong settings for it.

[Eag's]

He's got the wrong settings for it.

Well there you go Rich.

[sms316]

He's got the wrong settings for it.
Commodore 64?

[PeteyD]

That's surprising.

[dc68]

Sorted...thanks Eags.
I knew I wasn't an idiot.



Geez with that sort of flair for colour we should call you Mr Cressly

[GC]

West course is in pretty god nick at the moment which is good, so be a good loss to QLD :mrgreen:

[Eag's]

West course is in pretty god nick at the moment which is good, so be a good loss to QLD :mrgreen:

It will be very satisfying beating you blokes on your home turf :lol:

[dc68]

Yes bring on the Blue arseclowns!!!!!!

[PeteyD]

need to dig up that picture I had and put some other faces on it ...

[GC]

Wait wasn't it the 2 best cards?

[PeteyD]

Getting cold feet already!

[Grunt]

Are we going to meet up for Lunch in the club before the round? What is the Bistro like at Cool-Tweed?

[Fishman Dan]

Are we playing preferred lies?

[Grunt]

Can we use GPS?

[GC]

Food is ok, just basic bistro stuff which is normally in the Members Bar or there is other food in the main club, as per preferred lies there is no need to the fairways are in good order. Grunt yes you can use a gps, you can even hire one for a round from the pro shop for $10

[Fishman Dan]

Are mobiles allowed on the course, or the clubhouse?

[peter_rs]

course->yes
club house->no

[Fishman Dan]

That's fine then. With the slow group in front of us at least the business day will be done by the time we set foot in the place!

[Fishman Dan]

Just checked the watch and saw it clicked over noon.
In exactly 7 days time the pain begins.

Gayest pre-Origin wanna-be sledge ever.

[sms316]

Just checked the watch and saw it clicked over noon.
In exactly 7 days time the pain begins.


Gayest pre-Origin wanna-be sledge ever.

I concur Fish. carson69 needs to lift his game.

[PeteyD]

What pain? Aint gonna be no Queenslanders feeling pain.

[GC]

Bring It ON!!!

[Fishman Dan]

You're averaging about 130 for games that you play with me.

That's either a reflection on my golf or your company........

[Fishman Dan]

You have a ponchant for the meat pie but that's about where the similarities end.

At least Cullinan made a ton (this works for and against...).

[Grunt]

FFS its a 6 man team playing a 3 man team. No way in hell is Fish going to trouble ther scorer.

So you are not counting one of us in the team at all (me or Dan), My count has us with 4 V 6

[peter_rs]

It was dan but your right grunt 2v6 ;)


FFS its a 6 man team playing a 3 man team. No way in hell is Fish going to trouble ther scorer.

Sweat you think my score will :)

[Grunt]

Sweat you think my score will :)

Is that a typo or some code or something?

[peter_rs]

forgot the brackets. like you get in scripts.

[AndyP]

Is that a typo or some code or something?I read it with a Yoda accent.

"Sweat, you think my score will, hmmmmm"

[Iain]

Is it odd that I just said that out loud in a Yoda voice?? :-s

[Grunt]

Is it odd that I just said that out loud in a Yoda voice?? :-s

Did it make any sense to you then?

[PeteyD]

**** ,,, we gonna have .... ummm ... nah can't do it

[dc68]

I really can't see us winning this game...... NSW as usual should be too strong for us poor country cousins, especially on home soil.

[Fishman Dan]

The ankle bone is connected to the ....... heart bone...

[Fishman Dan]

I reckon I'll be the Michael O'Connor of this origin. With the chips down, a wet ball, and the odds against a crucial touchline conversion, I'll get across the line to bring glory to the Blues.

[Eag's]

Man can't wait for this, it should be a sledge athon in our group ;)
The battle of the low & mid Hcp's, you still of 13 Fish?

[PeteyD]

Yea you group thief.

[Jarro]

Mrs SMS has taken the blues out horse riding and Lumpy has fallen off and busted a wrist.

Did they have to shoot the horse afterwards ?

[Grunt]

This would have been so good to play this in some form of 4somes/4ball format if we had the numbers.
Guess there is alway next time.

[BrisVegas]

lol @ lumpy.

fyi, there's a Titleist demo day on at Cooly-Tweed that day too...

Friday, 7 November 2008 2pm - 4.30pm
Coolangatta-Tweed Heads Golf Club
Soorley Street SOUTH TWEED HEADS
Contact - Russ Davis : 07 5524 4644

[Sydney Hacker]

well fellow Qldr's, I played today about 3 groups in front of the Fish... he was looking resplendent in his maroon shirt so he true colours are already shining through.

Another thing to mention would be after his attempts at a tap-in on 7, whoever draws him should not under any circumstance give him a putt !

ps. the cheating prick made sure he blew out a shot too :)

[Fishman Dan]

The (light-blue t-shirt wearing) Hacker is right. I missed a tricky, non-breaking 2-footer on the 7th. Considering my Nett 66 (1 over) will be enough to go out to 14 (13.5) for next weekend, you might start asking - how did I miss that?

At least my missed tap-in wasn't for birdie - choker!

[sms316]

Mrs SMS has taken the blues out horse riding and Lumpy has fallen off and busted a wrist. That also nullifies his sex life for a few weeks.
Obviously a fabricated story from the Gold Coast Bulletin. Everything is fine at the moment in camp at Brisbane.

[sms316]

Did they have to shoot the horse afterwards ?
I'll shoot you if you keep abusing your mod position and altering the first post in this thread.
:evil:

[Sydney Hacker]

The (light-blue t-shirt wearing) Hacker is right. I missed a tricky, non-breaking 2-footer on the 7th. Considering my Nett 66 (1 over) will be enough to go out to 14 (13.5) for next weekend, you might start asking - how did I miss that?

At least my missed tap-in wasn't for birdie - choker!

2 footer ??? from what I saw if a stray ant had of lent on the ball it would of tickled into the hole.... unlike my snaking, breaking, sliding 5 footer !

[GC]

Have you had the bonding session yet ?

3 quick schooners at the start of play, should be enough time to bond and organize who's knees need to be capped.....:mrgreen:

[sms316]

Have you had the bonding session yet ?
One yesterday, one this arvo, and hopefully another one tonight after dinner at Alfies.

[peter_rs]

Hello (http://cgi.ebay.com.au/NSW-QLD-STATE-OF-ORIGIN-GOLF-BAGS_W0QQitemZ170275794314QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item 170275794314&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A1%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318)

[Fishman Dan]

Man up.

With the opposing team captain in town, I discuss plans for Cup Day - frothy beverage(s), punting, and observing fillies in the nearby paddock (a.k.a. Mens Gallery). The haste at which the phone call ended has the Queensland captains sexuality in question.

9:30am Cup Day - Plans change. Another appointment has opposing team captain potentially travelling to Sydney's fine south-west.

1:30pm Cup Day - Changed plans change. No longer going to South-west. Fine - park the car, head to Martin Place for a punt and a beer. After a bevvy of excuses, the term "soft****" springs to mind. I'm not convinced that the opposing team captain even watched the race.

Are all Queenslanders this soft?

[Jarro]

GO MAROONS :mrgreen:

[GC]

Well QLD Boys, only 2 more day until we make your trip a little lighter buy unloading $10 from each of you.

[Eag's]

Dream on you Blue arse clowns have got nuthin!!

[GC]

Dream on you Blue arse clowns have got nuthin!!

Haha let the ribbing begin! Maroon Fairys! :lol:

[BrisVegas]

Haha let the ribbing begin! Maroon Fairys! :lol:

Eagsy - do me a favour would you and give gcswinger a nice firm handshake before the round. :wink:

[PeteyD]

Got nothing you stinky blue Giant Pansies.

[swanny]

Victorians to challenge the winners on Sunday same rules best 2 scores from each state.

[dc68]

Eagsy can you make sure you have a 6 pack of that James B Beam cold mate?

Gonna need it to put up with the

Giant Blue arseclown Pansies!!

[PeteyD]

Victorians to challenge the winners on Sunday same rules best 2 scores from each state.


No chance. Crawl back into your hole.

[Eag's]

Eagsy - do me a favour would you and give gcswinger a nice firm handshake before the round. :wink:

Shall do mate ;)




Eagsy can you make sure you have a 6 pack of that James B Beam cold mate?

Gonna need it to put up with the

Giant Blue arseclown Pansies!!

I will put a 6 pack in my esky for ya Dave :smt023

[GC]

Golfer69, I have to drive down from bundall so if DC or anyone need to be picked up on my way down the Coast i can if that helps. Also where are we all planning on meeting first? Members bar above Pro Shop?

[Fishman Dan]

So just so we're clear its a single stab event and we'll
The total of the best 2 cards from each team will be declared the winner. If its tied we find the 3rd card etc.

Since when did Gomersall get to make the rules? That means you get more chances to post a reasonable score.

An average between all cards is the only way to go, or your suggestion with a handicap start to the Blues. Whoever is in 69's group, wait until the 14th hole then offer to take him to a 'club of gentlemans interests'.

I'm still not sure about my arrival time - I could be doing a Casino - Ballina - Casino - Tweed run that day. I'll be glad to get there so I can have a nap!

[peter_rs]

we'll also throw our names in the daily comp too.



Do I really want 0.1 back :)

[Fishman Dan]

Who's our captain dickwad? I didn't vote for him.

[Fishman Dan]

Something has come to light that I am not happy with. As such, I am taking matters into my own hands. SMS has been challenged to the role of captain by yours truly, in an effort to release the burden of the scratch marker so he can go out and concentrate on one thing - a solid round.

Grunt is unfortunately unable to vote, but before leaving made comment to me (undocumented) that I have his proxy.

The State Decides

With a total of 4 votes available;

Dan for Captain: 2

Dan
Grunt

SMS for Captain: 0

GCS? You really are the swinger - your vote is crucial to the NSW campaign.

Polls close at 4pm normal (NSW) time.

[Fishman Dan]

Holy shit... someone who can't change the colour of text in a post can now manage to cut and paste?? FRAUD!

[BrisVegas]

what's Morris Iemma doing these days? Surely he's freed up enough mentally to run your rabble....

[Eag's]

Fish as the new captain :lol: this is going to be even easier than we first thought :twisted:

[PeteyD]

DC and me have wheels to get to CTH. We do need a lift from there to the Raddison though.

[Fishman Dan]

Hands off Morry. He's a champion.

At least both states follow their respective leaders - we're a rabble, and you lot have vagina's.

[PeteyD]

Better to have em on call than to be one.

[Fishman Dan]

Better to have em on call than to be one.

Gee, good comeback.

I know you are, I said you are, but what am I?

What's next - "mirror"?

[Fishman Dan]

Infinity.... +1.

[Eag's]

DC and me have wheels to get to CTH. We do need a lift from there to the Raddison though.

I can give you 2 a lift back to the Raddison, I will have Rich with me as well.
Will you blokes have all your gear for the Champs or just your clubs?
If it's just clubs then sweet, otherwise it will be a tight squeeze.

[PeteyD]

infinity to infinity +1 nancy blue assclown giant pansy

[PeteyD]

Just clubs for me, DC will have the lot. And no not ordering a hamburger.

[Eag's]

Yeah Rich the buggy is staying home. I am sure we can fit you 2 in, although we may have trouble fitting our wallets in after we flog those Blues pillow biters.

[GC]

I can take 1 Person + Baggage to the Raddison from Tweed if needed as my Misses is picking me up so i can have a good share of the $60 the Queenslanders put on the bar!
I think the 2 best cards for the day is the way to go, as for who should be Captain, i really don't give a stuff .

[sms316]

The two cards system was suggested by your captain dickwad.
And that last bit can be interpreted two ways...
a) captain, dickwad
b) Captain Dickwad

The correct answer is c) None of the above. Dickwad.

[sms316]

Something has come to light that I am not happy with. As such, I am taking matters into my own hands. SMS has been challenged to the role of captain by yours truly, in an effort to release the burden of the scratch marker so he can go out and concentrate on one thing - a solid round.

Grunt is unfortunately unable to vote, but before leaving made comment to me (undocumented) that I have his proxy.

The State Decides

With a total of 4 votes available;

Dan for Captain: 2

Dan
Grunt

SMS for Captain: 0

GCS? You really are the swinger - your vote is crucial to the NSW campaign.

Polls close at 4pm normal (NSW) time.

Hmmm... You aren't Fijian by any chance?
:roll:

[PeteyD]

Captain Bligh has taken over, are you man enough to depose him?

[sms316]

It doesn't matter - since the Captain is not worth double points.

[sms316]

And since I probably won't get on the net tomorrow;

Golfer69 is a wanker.

[dc68]

And since I probably won't get on the net tomorrow;

Golfer69 is Captain Big Dick of team Biggus Dickus



Well said Dickwad

[Flowergirl]

No chance. Crawl back into your hole.

Swanny - what Pete was trying to say was 'Thank you for your challenge but unfortunately it is with regret that we have to refuse it at this stage. All the best. Kind regards Peter.

Cripes Pete - where's ya manners.:smt021

[Eag's]

Victorians to challenge the winners on Sunday same rules best 2 scores from each state.

Sounds good to us, it will be fun knocking off NSW & VIC back to back :twisted:

[PeteyD]

Swanny - what Pete was trying to say was 'Thank you for your challenge but unfortunately it is with regret that we have to refuse it at this stage. All the best. Kind regards Peter.

Cripes Pete - where's ya manners.:smt021

Well if you issued the challenge it would have been totally different.

State of Origin is what it is though, an Idea that league stole from AFL and had grown into a traditional QLD vs NSW hatefest.

[AndyP]

And you'd be damned if you were inviting anyone else to your day.

[PeteyD]

To right, go back to mexico ;)

[GC]

Are we all Meeting in the Golfers Bar Above the Pro Shop around 11:30 NSW Time?

[Fishman Dan]

I'll be there around midday'ish I hope. I need a bit of time for a snooze in the car before we start. Whose idea was the 1pm start?

[PeteyD]

C'mon Captain Bumwash, you need to get Seaman Staines and Master Bates in order for the big match :D

[GC]

I will certainly be leaning towards a pre game bevvy over putting.

Sounds like a Plan

[GC]

Oh...Fish, GC, SMS and Grunt....WANKERS !
What The F**K ? I thought this was going to be a Clean Friendly Game, but i see, i wont be leaving the Baseball Bat at home.

[PeteyD]

Beans and Franks by the potload.

[Iain]

Who's got the pleasure of the car trip down with DC??!!

[PeteyD]

My long suffering wife. Think he has to sort out his trip home on sunday though. You can do that Iain ;)

[dc68]

Think he has to sort out his trip home on sunday though.



This is indeed correct so if anyone has a spare seat it qould be mucho apprieciated.




Promise I won't spew in your car!!!

[poidda]

This is indeed correct so if anyone has a spare seat it qould be mucho apprieciated.




Promise I won't spew in your car!!!

Yeah I can handle this. Well i think I can.

[dc68]

You da man Poid!!! Will a few schooners suit as a reward?

[poidda]

You da man Poid!!! Will a few schooners suit as a reward?

It's all good. You're practically on the way.

[Jarro]

Ok you QLD legends ... just a quick pep-talk.

You CANNOT let these friggin blue arseclowns beat you tomorrow ... no matter what, you must defend the title (we have it already by virtue of the fact that we're the superior state)

Do whatever it takes to win .... face slaps before kickoff ..... farts during backswings, waving pies under SMS's nose, talking to Grunt about Qantas' poor maintenance record ... these are all expected of you as proud QLD'ers.

Do us proud !!!!

[GC]

There no hope! better off just handing over the cash now and we can just say "they tried there best but there just poo" save load of hassles!

[Iain]

Go QLD!!!! :smt023:smt023:smt023:smt023:smt038:smt038:smt038

[GC]

Yes you all better pray for them because they will need as much help as they can get!!!

[Fishman Dan]

I've just got the run-down of what I need to do to get the Thunderbox to the border and back. I'll be leaving the farm early - I might have to park at a bus stop somewhere and find an alternate transport method.

[Iain]

He's just trying to pike now, so he doesn't have to go through the with the loss....

[dc68]

D-Day for the Big Blue Pansy Arseclowns.




Going down Biatches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PeteyD]

D - Day you mean?

[dc68]

Happy now??? FFS gimme a break it is only the second time this year I have been up before 5 without still being up!!!!


Champs and the morning of departure to the US for the Masters, Just a little excitement over both of em.

[PeteyD]

:D Gonna be a great weekend. Starting with a unrelenting squishing of some stinky blue assclowns.

[Fishman Dan]

huh..does this mean you need a pickup ?

We call them Utes in Australia, and yes, that would be nice.

[Fishman Dan]

11. Why the **** did I come to Tweed Heads when Bonville is the same distance in the other direction.

5 minutes until lucky dump. Then we'll know for sure the likely result.

[Jarro]

12. Dan's inability to perform a successful dump on game day

[Fishman Dan]

My stomach cramps tell me otherwise. You Queenslanders could be in real trouble!

[Grunt]

I will be there to make it a fight, am just not sure if my game has the fight for 18 holes but I will certainly try to.

[Iain]

Weak Grunt!!

[Eag's]

The fear of the Mighty Maroons is starting to swell :twisted:

[Grunt]

No fear just honest assessment of my golfing ability. I may be able to drag othjer down to my ability.