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sms316
24th July 2008, 02:10 PM
I got a text message an hour ago from a woman wishing happy birthday to Dianne (obviously not me). I thanked her and asked who it was, and her name is Elle.

I then thanked her again, but told her my name was SMS and my birthday isn't until February. Turns out her birthday is next week and she wants chocolates.

The text messages are getting more and more flirty by the minute.

At what point do I tell her to take a hike? Or should I get Grunt to bring her with him tomorrow?
Scottt
24th July 2008, 02:17 PM
:lol:
sms316
24th July 2008, 02:21 PM
She's gone into a meeting now. Should be back soon.

At least I am using my work mobile for good and not evil.
Grunt
24th July 2008, 02:38 PM
How did I get involved in this?
sms316
24th July 2008, 02:41 PM
How did I get involved in this?

She's in Sydney, you're in Sydney. If you drive her down, I'll let you have sloppy seconds.
Grunt
24th July 2008, 02:44 PM
ohhh
sms316
24th July 2008, 02:44 PM
Actually there will be none of that going on. I'll show my wife the messages tonight - there is no way she would believe me when I tell her. My friend Chris is having marital issues though and a random booty call might do him good.
poidda
24th July 2008, 02:48 PM
Actually there will be none of that going on. I'll show my wife the messages tonight - there is no way she would believe me when I tell her. My friend Chris is having marital issues though and a random booty call might do him good.

I'm guessing she doesn't have a camera on her phone. :roll:
sms316
24th July 2008, 02:52 PM
Good point. We need pics.
Grunt
24th July 2008, 02:57 PM
Could have been a chick with a nice personality, you may not want to see pics.
haysey
24th July 2008, 03:03 PM
Could have been a chick with a nice personality, you may not want to see pics.

Or a 150 kilo trucker named Fred:lol:
sms316
24th July 2008, 03:09 PM
Or a 150 kilo trucker named Fred:lol:
Would Fred know what a Cosmo was?
:lol:
haysey
24th July 2008, 03:29 PM
Would Fred know what a Cosmo was?
:lol:

I wouldn't Know what a Cosmo is:oops:. Canberran code for gay maybe?:lol:
sms316
24th July 2008, 03:49 PM
I wouldn't Know what a Cosmo is:oops:. Canberran code for gay maybe?:lol:
You would need to ask the public servants. They spend all their spare time at Cube Nightclub.
sms316
24th July 2008, 06:40 PM
Update: severel more text msgs sent/received. Picture on the way.

Mrs SMS now refers to her as my girlfriend.
markTHEblake
24th July 2008, 06:43 PM
Has it occurred to you that it could be an ozgolfer winding you up?
sms316
24th July 2008, 06:45 PM
As far as I know, only one has my number, and he got it at about 3pm today.

I originally thought it was my wife playing silly games (she's as much of a shit stirrer as I am).
PeteyD
24th July 2008, 08:01 PM
So where is the pic?
dc68
25th July 2008, 09:15 AM
Pic pic pic!!!!!!!!!!


Hurry up!!1
sms316
25th July 2008, 04:58 PM
One text message from "her" today whilst on course with Grunt. Advised "her" that further correspondance would only be entered into in the event of a picture being received.
Scottt
25th July 2008, 05:05 PM
:lol:

It's always good to let 'em know you're shallow up front. helps to prevent future disappointment!
markTHEblake
25th July 2008, 06:31 PM
As far as I know, only one has my number, and he got it at about 3pm today.

so you dont have any mates then? this is a windup if i ever heard one.

Wish I had thought of it first.
sms316
26th July 2008, 07:51 AM
It is on my work phone, and I have only had it for a month or so. It would be a pretty limited field.

I could always ring the number with my caller ID removed...