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NZ Golfer
22nd July 2008, 06:55 PM
Howdy

We are a New Zealand online retailer of golf gear. We have just uploaded a static website www.nzgolfer.com which we hope to build into a shopping site for New Zealand golfers. We are looking for distribution rights to golfing products in New Zealand. If you are an importer of gear in Australia and would like to work with a New Zealand operator please get in touch, we are open to ideas. Click on the link below for details.

Cheers
Woody
NZ Golfer (http://www.nzgolfer.com)
Webster
22nd July 2008, 07:03 PM
Q. What do NZ women wear as perfume?
A. Mint sauce.
geelongwatertanks
22nd July 2008, 09:34 PM
Q. How do nz men find there sheep in long grass?
A. Perfect.
henno
22nd July 2008, 09:41 PM
A man's on a driving holiday in New Zealand when he sees a man standing by the road gripping a sheep.

'G'day' says the tourist. 'Are you shearing?'

'No, piss off and find your own.'
poidda
22nd July 2008, 09:51 PM
What's the most common saying in New Zealand?

"I'm just helping it over the fence officer"
3oneday
22nd July 2008, 10:04 PM
Oh dear.



:lol:
Johnny Canuck
22nd July 2008, 11:45 PM
What did the kiwi say to the stone figure?

Stat-ue bro?
leighthebee
23rd July 2008, 02:04 AM
Why do Kiwi's take sheep to the top of a cliff.

So they push back harder.
sms316
23rd July 2008, 08:37 AM
What do you get if you cross a New Zealander and an Israeli?

He-brew.
sms316
23rd July 2008, 08:54 AM
Have you heard about the new All Blacks bra?

All support, but alas no cup.
poidda
23rd July 2008, 09:02 AM
What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps arse ?

A kiwi Dick!
BrisWesty
23rd July 2008, 02:34 PM
And welcome to NZ Golfer!
Johnny Canuck
23rd July 2008, 03:36 PM
Boooooooooo!
Jarro
24th July 2008, 01:16 AM
Baaaaaaaaaaa !
Colin
24th July 2008, 09:04 AM
Q - What do New Zealanders call sheep?

A - Ride-on lawnmowers!
Craig_Syd
25th July 2008, 05:50 PM
Poor Guy....
sms316
28th July 2008, 04:02 PM
Did you watch the Bledisloe the other night Woody?