Got the wedding invite today from the sax player in our band. Been looking forward to this, with the ceremony at St Patricks Cathedral and the reception at the Empire Theatre, a fantastic venue.

The invite states dress as Suits and Stilletos! I think that was added specifically for Robyn and I. I don't own a suit. I've never owned a suit. I've owned my black pants (straight front pinstripes to be exact) for only a year at most.

Robyn is as tall as I am and owns nothing but flat shoes. She dosen't even own anything to go with stilletos!

I can see this wedding is gonna cost us a packet.

I wonder what kind of suit I can get from Lowes for under a hundred bucks.