Dear Ozgolf,
I've always embraced my inner wanker and fittingly I'll be dragging my sorry arse to the home of the WAnker - sunny Perth - between the 11th and the 18th of next month. I'm officially in town for a wedding on the 13th but have a completely free day on the 12th while the little lady is off doing bridesmaid stuff or whateverthefook. Anyway, I'll be staying in Aubin Grove which, while not very central to Perth proper, is rather conveniently located near all of the other places I plan on visiting. I may or may not have other free days also but that is to be determined by she-who-is-paying-the-airfare.
Sooo....
a) Does anyone want a game of golf on the 12th of April, bearing in mind that I haven't swung a club in forever?
b) If yes, does anyone want to lend me some of their benched golf gear for said game, as I am not taking my kit with me?
c) I'll be attending drinkies with a bunch of people I don't know on the night of the 14th at a venue yet to be determined if anyone wants to come along and be merry.
d) Adlo: Do I get a discount at your coffee joint? I'll need a regular caffeine hit.
Lots of love,
henno.