Henno's coming to Perth

[henno]

Dear Ozgolf,

I've always embraced my inner wanker and fittingly I'll be dragging my sorry arse to the home of the WAnker - sunny Perth - between the 11th and the 18th of next month. I'm officially in town for a wedding on the 13th but have a completely free day on the 12th while the little lady is off doing bridesmaid stuff or whateverthefook. Anyway, I'll be staying in Aubin Grove which, while not very central to Perth proper, is rather conveniently located near all of the other places I plan on visiting. I may or may not have other free days also but that is to be determined by she-who-is-paying-the-airfare.

Sooo....

a) Does anyone want a game of golf on the 12th of April, bearing in mind that I haven't swung a club in forever?
b) If yes, does anyone want to lend me some of their benched golf gear for said game, as I am not taking my kit with me?
c) I'll be attending drinkies with a bunch of people I don't know on the night of the 14th at a venue yet to be determined if anyone wants to come along and be merry.
d) Adlo: Do I get a discount at your coffee joint? I'll need a regular caffeine hit.


Lots of love,
henno.

[Yossarian]

I am sure something can be arranged, I for one will be free on the 12th.

We could play marri park.

Kwinana or Kennedy could work. I am sure we can wrassle some clubs up, fit is having a sale soon.

[Johnny Canuck]

Will try and make it out fo sho.

[Ashes]

I'll still be on holidays so should be a chance for a hit, provided family commitments don't intervene.

[sms316]

This should be a good gauge of where you WAnkers are at. If you clowns can't beat henno then you are no chance of getting your hands on the Nullabor Cup.

[henno]

I don't say this very often: I agree with SMS.

[idgolfguy]

Available as well at this stage, too.
Where is Aubin Grove - one of the new suburbs.

[Johnny Canuck]

Rubin will beat Henno.

[simmsy]

AG down near success/Cockburn.

Near fwy.

[rubin]

Rubin will beat Henno.

will I?

I probably need to play if I was going to... might be the first hit with the new clubs if theyre here on time.

[dc68]

It lives.......

[Jarro]

It lives.......

..... and it has woman !

[Johnny Canuck]

AG down near success/Cockburn. Near fwy.

It also has Success with Cockburn.

[idgolfguy]

Looks like KB is most convenient or Royal Fremantle.

[Golfnut]

Looks like KB is most convenient or Royal Fremantle.

Could work for a Friday arvo hit.

[hocko]

Noooooo! I have to pick up the family from the airport that arvo. Damn!

[simmsy]

Send them a Charter Vehicle.
They'll appreciate the thought and its cheaper than a cab.

[adlo]

Henno, you most certainly will get a discount. As you are staying in the middle of nowhere, you will deserve/need a discount if you make it to my humble coffee stop.

We are closed weekends.

I would be keen for a social hit on the Saturday. Count me in.

[Golfnut]

12th is a Friday

[Golfnut]

Close up early Adz and bring coffees for all.

[adlo]

Ah crap. Shame that. I was thinking ANZAC day was Friday a few weeks later.

[Zeusgolf]

I'm up for a hit.....and can lend you some sticks too.

[henno]

Good stuffs. This is coming along nicely.
It is worth mentioning that my GL number has lapsed, and I would be quite partial to a hit (read: spanking) at KB.

[simmsy]

Won't need GL at kb. They let anyone on there.

Except Saturday mornings when they like to have empty timeslots and groups of two's not fours.

[Johnny Canuck]

Good stuffs. This is coming along nicely.It is worth mentioning that my GL number has lapsed, and I would be quite partial to a hit (read: spanking) at KB.

I can book you in at KBay under the name M Court. Just get his golflink number.