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[BrisWesty]

Well done grasshopper. For the million dollar question:

You are at the pearly gates, there are two identical doors, one to heaven, one to hell. Guarded by two angels, one who always lies, and one who always tells the truth. There is no way to tell door or angel apart.

You get to ask one angel one question only. How can you guarantee that you get to the place you want to go? (which may or may not be heaven, not for me to assume)

Excuse me, angel on the right, if I ask your mate on the left which door I should go through to get to heaven, which one would your mate say?

[Lagerlover]

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[Lagerlover]

^^ see what did there?


god stuff.

At this rate I might have to dig up my christening papers... how are the Methodists going these days?

[BrisWesty]

Okay my turn,

Which Sale of the Century chick would you do if given the chance?...back then obviously, Victoria might be a little on the crusty side nowadays.

And for a chance at $25 you have the choice of Victoria Nicholls, Delvene Delaney, Alyce Platt, Jo Bailey, Nicky Buckley and Karina Brown.

Alyce was co-hosting when I was on in 1988. Any of the last 5 were/are highly attractive ladies.

[Ron Burgundy]

Well done grasshopper. For the million dollar question:You are at the pearly gates, there are two identical doors, one to heaven, one to hell. Guarded by two angels, one who always lies, and one who always tells the truth. There is no way to tell door or angel apart.You get to ask one angel one question only. How can you guarantee that you get to the place you want to go? (which may or may not be heaven, not for me to assume)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1hFvxzTMw6k.I like Karl's attempt. Try to get the bloke to let you into heaven because you've got a delivery that God has to sign for.

[Lagerlover]

Always been a bit of a Jo Bailey fan...I love what he can do with people's hair.

[markTHEblake]

FFS, I knew I should have left it alone.

well you probably should have googled first. ask me something hard next time.

[goughy]

You are at the pearly gates, there are two identical doors, one to heaven, one to hell. Guarded by two angels, one who always lies, and one who always tells the truth. There is no way to tell door or angel apart.

You get to ask one angel one question only. How can you guarantee that you get to the place you want to go? (which may or may not be heaven, not for me to assume)

Isn't this a re-wording of a problem solved by Dr Who?
Don't you ask either one which door would the other angel tell me to take, and take which ever one they don't point to.

[PeteyD]

Pretty much. Old riddle before Dr who solved it

[markTHEblake]

Isn't this a re-wording of a problem solved by Dr Who?Don't you ask either one which door would the other angel tell me to take, and take which ever one they don't point to.

The Pyramids of Mars. The problem with your solution is the Angel you have asked might assume you want to go to hell.

[goughy]

Couldn't remember the episode, but I loved the Pyramids of Mars. One of my favs.
So you'd have to ask, If I wanted to go to heaven, which door would the other angel tell me to go through.

[markTHEblake]

Yep, one of my favourites too. The mummies were piss funny.

Anyway you were too slow, Briswesty answered first. Was obviously too complicated for Larger.

[Lagerlover]

Why I don't believe, reason number 2..

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-2...-italy/5411980

[3Puttpete]

That should cancel out one of his miracles

[markTHEblake]

Why I don't believe, reason number 2..

I believe more in Lagerlovers golf abilities than I believe in the pope.

[sms316]

I believe more in Lagerlovers golf abilities than I believe in the pope.

You don't believe in the pope? I'm reasonably certain that he exists. I saw Angels & Demons.

[Lagerlover]

I believe more in Lagerlovers golf abilities than I believe in the pope.

I do struggle with one of his ideas..

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[Marto65]

Why I don't believe, reason number 2..

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-2...-italy/5411980

Lager. You're lack of belief is why you can't hit a wedge from 100 out.

[Lagerlover]

Lager. You're lack of belief is why you can't hit a wedge from 100 out.

haha...I thought my "5" was an "S" until you kindly pointed it out.

[sms316]

haha...I thought my "5" was an "S" until you kindly pointed it out.

5hank5 are funny

[Marto65]

haha...I thought my "5" was an "S" until you kindly pointed it out.

Wedges don't normally bounce 8 times before reaching the green.

[Courty]

[Lagerlover]

Wedges don't normally bounce 8 times before reaching the green.

Wedges don't normally reach the green!!

[Marto65]

Wedges don't normally reach the green!!

Greens aren't normally put at 80 degrees to the right of the fairway in amongst the trees.

[coalesce]

This post prompted by the discussion in the news thread...

I read/hear a lot about people being "worried"/"concerned" about <insert name of religion here> without it seems ever reading what they suggest is done about it.

Discounting the option of crusades as being an unlikely option (hopefully), what would those worried people suggest is "done"?