Things that piss you off.

[ParMaster]

What are some things that piss you guys off? It doesn't have to be golf related. Just anything really.

Paris Hilton pisses me off. Why the **** is she famous?? So what she's the daughter of the founder of Hilton Hotels. She's famous for being famous..

[Fishman Dan]

She's blonde and tapes herself having sex. What's not to like?

You sure you're not gay? I understand this can be confusing at your tender age.

[Grunt]

AS if she would piss you off if she were in your bedroom right now.
You would not be here typing crap like this. You're 15 you should be out chasing chicks not chatting online with middle aged men.

[ParMaster]

Yes I'm sure.

I'm sure I'd start to like her if I saw OneNightINParis.

[kingslayer33]

So what she's the son of the founder of Hilton Hotels. She's famous for being famous..

you sure about that PM?

Maybe you should watch the video...

[ParMaster]

I think it's a joke how she is on TV all the time. She gets on the news for doing anything.

Also playing safe in golf and ruining that shot makes anyone feel like an idiot.

[ParMaster]

you sure about that PM?

Maybe you should watch the video...

My mistake.

[Yossarian]

When customers ask "do you work here" while looking at the giant IGA logo on my shirt.

[Jack]

Parmaster are you still a virgin?

[Fishman Dan]

When customers ask "do you work here" while looking at the giant IGA logo on my shirt.

When you go to a department store and get asked "do you work here" simply because I'm dressed nicely.

[Yossarian]

When you go to a department store and get asked "do you work here" simply because I'm dressed nicely.

Those situations don't bother me quite as much because they give you some room to have fun. Like telling a women her arse is to fat for the pants she has. And you can get away with it.

[KristianJ]

You're 15 you should be out chasing chicks not chatting online with middle aged men.

The chasing will be easier when he has his drivers licence...

[ParMaster]

Parmaster are you still a virgin?

No comment.

[Dotty]

The chasing will be easier when he has his drivers licence...

Are you saying his sister isn't good enough ?

[ParMaster]

I don't have a sister Dotty.

[LarryLong]

Parmaster are you still a virgin?

Sounds like grooming to me.

[kingslayer33]

Popped collars piss me off.

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[Grunt]

I don't have a sister Dotty.

& I don't think you are Tasmanian either

[PeteyD]

4 popped collars cool - that's funny!

[markTHEblake]

14 yo daughter who thinks she owns the world

[sms316]

People who hand over scrunched up $10 notes. Use a wallet!

[Zeusgolf]

What are some things that piss you guys off? It doesn't have to be golf related. Just anything really.

Paris Hilton pisses me off. Why the **** is she famous?? So what she's the daughter of the founder of Hilton Hotels. She's famous for being famous..

She could suck the chrome off a tow ball

[henno]

- there/they're/their
- your/you're
- specific/pacific
- then/than
- were/we're/where
- whose/who's
- its/it's
- could've / could of (applies to could, should and would)
- escape/excape
- ask/aks ("axe")
- incorrect use of the word "literally" ("That girl literally stole my heart.")
- PIN Number / ATM Machine

And my all time pet hate: people correcting me for saying something like, "Jane gave some of her money to Jack and me". The usual response is "That's Jack and I, stupid". No it's not. The easy way to remember it is to take out the other subject.

"I went to the beach" = "Jack and I went to the beach".
"Jane gave some of her money to me" = "Jane gave some of her money to Jack and me".

You wouldn't say "Jane gave some of her money to I", nor would you say "Me went to the beach".

Anyway, those things piss me off.

[Dotty]

People who can't ignore attention whores.

[Zeusgolf]

When customers ask "do you work here" while looking at the giant IGA logo on my shirt.

Haha...

I'll pop down to your office one day just so i can ask you that....