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Seven Pillars of Wankerdom.

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on 12th March 2010 at 07:24 PM (298 Views)
Today I walked down an aisle at IGA and farted silently behind an old lady. I then did a lap of the aisle and returned seconds later to stare at her disapprovingly as if the stench was that of her own bowels
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  1. Yossarian - 12th March 2010 07:33 PM
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    What if the man that said sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, was in fact being sarcastic?
  2. Yossarian - 12th March 2010 07:44 PM
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    Does this boost my post count?
  3. jarro - 12th March 2010 09:39 PM
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    I am the worst mod ever
    Updated 14th March 2010 at 08:01 PM by Yossarian
  4. Eldrick - 13th March 2010 02:45 PM
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    Yoss are you Heterosexual?
    Updated 17th March 2010 at 01:20 PM by Eldrick (for the Lulz)
  5. Yossarian - 15th March 2010 07:02 PM
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    Wanna hook up?
    Updated 17th March 2010 at 03:07 PM by Yossarian
  6. Yossarian - 15th March 2010 10:07 PM
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    Why is four wheel drift so much fun?
  7. Yossarian - 16th March 2010 12:23 AM
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    Why do doves cry?
  8. 3oneday - 16th March 2010 11:49 AM
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    Does this mean this blog defines you, or do you get to start as much drivel as you wish ?
  9. Yossarian - 16th March 2010 01:21 PM
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    We are this blog.
  10. Tongueboy - 16th March 2010 06:56 PM
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    more like pathetic
  11. adlo - 17th March 2010 11:38 AM
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    Funny stuff
  12. Yossarian - 17th March 2010 03:07 PM
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldrick
    Yoss are you Heterosexual?
    Define hetrosexual.
  13. wbennett - 18th March 2010 07:15 PM
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    He doesn't push back. Hetro enough for you?
  14. Yossarian - 18th March 2010 09:43 PM
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    I remember some advice once given to me.

    A mouth has no gender.
  15. wbennett - 19th March 2010 08:14 AM
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    Nice Yoss. I also believe in never looking down.
  16. Yossarian - 25th March 2010 09:31 PM
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    In your endo!