Potential Ozgolf altercation

[golfer69]

Ok...a Geoffrey Robertson hypothetical here....

Hypothetically if all the Ozgolfers were to get on the piss big time in the one place, and get a bit rowdy...which two are most likely to come to fisticuffs ?

[dc68]

Scarfie and someone.

[Jarro]

Anybody and Blake

[poidda]

Anybody and Blake

or everyone and Blake?

[CobraSS]

69'er and andylo

[Jarro]

Alo would kick his arse i reckon .....

[golfer69]

69'er and andylo

I'm a lover not a fyta !

[golfer69]

Alo would kick his arse i reckon .....
paint der fence...wax on wax off....

[Courty]

=;

[markTHEblake]

Poidda and whoever his pool partner is.

[golfer69]

the rum drinkers !

[poidda]

the rum drinkers !

eags & eags?

[golfer69]

eags & eags?

Surely there is another scumbag rum drinker amongst us.

[mikezone13]

Poidda and a bartender/bouncer/anyone ;)

[Eag's]

Surely there is another scumbag rum drinker amongst us.

Yep Dion, and we will take the lot of you poofters on :smt062 :smt075 :smt021

[golfer69]

Poidda and a bartender/bouncer/anyone ;)
...chick bartenders only of course !

[Jack]

Damn I wish I could be there to see this!

[Bruce]

I'll give a full report the next time we're out mate ;)

[Iain]

Yep Dion, and we will take the lot of you poofters on :smt062 :smt075 :smt021

Me too!!

[Moe Norman]

Dicky - me and you.

You would finally get sick of the bunkers 'r us talk and start throwing haymakers.

Of course I would win.

[scarfie1]

Scarfie and someone.

Me and you DC...just for making that comment....;)

[mikezone13]

...chick bartenders only of course !

hehe....

[AndyP]

kpac and I. I've always wanted to smack a redhead.

But realistically, I think Pete and Shaz could go the biff.

[Johnny Canuck]

Definately Scarfie.

[Jack]

can Scarfie fight "on his own"?

[terryand]

I think if jack turned up we would have to take a number :lol:

Terry.

[kpac]

kpac and I.
good choice, couldn't punch my way out of a wet paper bag... :oops:

[scarfie1]

I think if jack turned up we would have to take a number :lol:

Terry.

You got that right

[PeteyD]

Feel the love

[BrisVegas]

Surely there is another scumbag rum drinker amongst us.
yeah me. eag's and i will take youse all on.

[PeteyD]

Hey Rum is god's nectar

[BrisVegas]

Team Bundy Rum. Eag's, Vegas, Iain and Peteyd.

[markTHEblake]

Anyone that wants to take me on would have no hope, Too drunk, too fat, too slow.

ahem. Kpac, your cool. take it easy.

( i seriously doubt i can outrun the ginger tosser)

[Choppa]

I'm scared of rum drinkers.....:(

[terryand]

What I've seen of rum drinkers in the past is they have noisy public sex :shock: :-s

Terry.

[BrisVegas]

that's the part that choppa enjoys the most.

[Choppa]

......they are going to start hitting on the young boys like Sacrfie!

[goughy]

I'd say me and the pink elephant going the tonk at about 2am. I may be the only witness though!

[markTHEblake]

Wanker

[goughy]

The pink elephant relates to the DT's. Which relates to lots and lots of alcohol. I hate that pink elephant!

[poidda]

I'm scared of rum drinkers.....:(

Your wife drinks rum? :shock:

[golfer69]

I reckon me and nudgee could get it ornnn...that prick has been asking for it for ages !

[shazza_rs]

anyone who takes on nudgee is a brave brave man/woman

[golfer69]

He only reads the classifieds section so I'm as safe as houses.

[Choppa]

Your wife drinks rum? :shock:

No, I am scared of her for a whole list of other reasons :smt087

[peter_rs]

But realistically, I think Pete and Shaz could go the biff.

NEVER TAKE A GIRL ON.

[poidda]

DC and Grunt (http://ozgolf.net/forums/showpost.php?p=191740&postcount=357)

[dc68]

Me and P

[AndyP]

Me and whoever has a go at my socks.

[dc68]

Your sox sux.

[poidda]

Me and whoever has a go at my socks.

At least your sox will match your carry bag this year!

[golfer69]

and your dunny bowl.

[Choppa]

Me and whoever has a go at my socks.

Looks like it will be me and the P then :?

[Choppa]

and your dunny bowl.

That reminds me, me and the dunny bowl might become close on Saturday night. Don't be too frightened by the noises you hear through the night 69.

[dc68]

I was 1st!!!!!!!!

[AndyP]

What makes you think that I couldn't take on more than one of you at once?

[dc68]

:smt108

[PeteyD]

Meh, dave will sit on you and you'll disappear

[Iain]

Meh, dave will sit on you and you'll disappear

Maybe not as quick as a month ago though....

[dc68]

Now now....

[terryand]

Hehe...

http://www.ssqq.com/jokes/Images/200204%20dog%20missing.jpg

[Choppa]

Bring it camel toes :smt075

[goughy]

I though Iain and Eag's were going the tonk once or twice!

[Jarro]

It could've been on if Tez had've dropped Choppa while giving him a 'helicopter'

[shazza_rs]

It could've been on if Tez had've dropped Choppa while giving him a 'helicopter'

I blame this for Chop's being sooooooo sick that he couldn't make the first tee.

[Choppa]

That's what it was! I have been trying to think all weekend what made me sick. Couldn't have been the p*ss :oops:

[BrisVegas]

It could've been on if Tez had've dropped Choppa while giving him a 'helicopter'

must be a different kind of 'helicopter' to what I've seen before..... :shock:

[golfer69]

Glad it wasn't the wheelbarrow.

[Bruce]

Tip for 2008.

Me vs The first person to call me Blakey.

I may have to forgo Movember next year to avoid this.

[markTHEblake]

Listen Pal, I had to put up with people calling me Bruce all weekend.

[markTHEblake]

By the way, next year I am bringing a lump of 4x2 with me and I am gunna smash that old bastard Perci for breaking my nose - still bloody hurts.

[PeteyD]

Shut up Blakeys ;)

[Eag's]

Shut up Blakeys ;)

:lol: :smt023

[goughy]

Bruce is nothing like Blakey!!! But he's a dead ringer for his avatar!

[terryand]

It could've been on if Tez had've dropped Choppa while giving him a 'helicopter'

Gives new meaning to his user name now :mrgreen:

Terry.

[Choppa]

Gives new meaning to his user name now :mrgreen:

Terry.

Never thought of that :smt023

btw, I let you spin me around on your head and you never called in the morning :cry:

[terryand]

Never thought of that :smt023

btw, I let you spin me around on your head and you never called in the morning :cry:

How would you know if I did or didn't call ;)

Terry.

[poidda]

Anybody and Blake

I wasn't sure if I should start a new thread, or just bump this one?!?!

[Courty]

Jack + ....

[golfer69]

Just wanted to bump this.

[Jarro]

Well if i do actually make it to this, it's gonna be on between me and SMS ...
.. that prick needs to be knocked down a rung or two !

[sms316]

Them's fighting words.

I would have thought it would be more likely that I would trip over you.

[Jarro]

Bring it on Lumpy !!

I've got a bag of chicken wings lined up to distract you with ... then i plan to nipple crimp you (that should hurt ya)

[sms316]

Geez you remind me of this little fella...

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/8036/chickenhawkad5.jpg

[3oneday]

Yeah, watch ya nuts ;)

[Jarro]

Yeah, watch ya nuts ;)

yeah right ... like he's been able to see those for a while :roll:

[3oneday]

Maybe he ate them ?

[sms316]

Might get em waxed next week...

[golfer69]

FFS the thread gets bumped and 10 posts appear with not a single mention of Blakey...you ****s disappoint me.

[3oneday]

he's in the phobia thread.

[poidda]

I hate those bowling ****s

[Eag's]

The first pissed clown that tries to kiss me this year and it will be on like Donkey Kong!! :evil: :smt075

[Courty]

The first pissed clown that tries to kiss me this year and it will be on like Donkey Kong!! :evil: :smt075

:-k

Fight! :smt038 Fight! :smt038 Fight! :smt038

:mrgreen:

[damoocow]

I thought all rum drinkers tried to kiss each other...

[Iain]

Not me....

:mrgreen:

[Flowergirl]

The first pissed clown that tries to kiss me this year and it will be on like Donkey Kong!! :evil: :smt075


Damn.........there goes my plan for a bit of hanky panky:mrgreen:

[Scottt]

I reckon SMS and DC could be a good one.

G69, is it too late to get the guys at Palm Meadows to set up an inflatable pool full of chocolate sauce behind the 18th? :lol:

[dc68]

I reckon SMS and DC could be a good one.


Negative I am not one for the biff.... I do like a bit of banter on forums though you wanker.

[PeteyD]

If Scottt was coming we could form a queue and sell tickets. $5 a Headshot, $10 a gut shot and $50 for a kick in da nuts.

[BrisVegas]

how much to pitch golf balls at him?

[PeteyD]

$1 a ball, but you have to find some old hot dots to do it.

[sms316]

Negative I am not one for the biff.... I do like a bit of banter on forums though you wanker.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

However, for Jarro I would make an exception.
:mrgreen:

[golfer69]

This thread is titled "ozgolf altercations"...NOT "Ozgolf fornication"

[sms316]

Don't make me post that picture again.
8)

[dc68]

Oi leave it..... I may change my mind.

[sms316]

I feel the need to bump this thread since Yoss joined after the fact.

[KristianJ]

And Zig...

[Yossarian]

I am a lover, not a fighter.

[AndyP]

Group cyber hug, Yossy-baby?

[Yossarian]

Exactly. I love you all.

[KristianJ]

Group cyber hug, Yossy-baby?

I reckon an ill timed arse grab would set off an altercation of epic proportions.

[henno]

Exactly. I love you all.

You obviously mean, "I luv you's awl!!!".

[Yossarian]

I have been known to go for the odd arse grab.

[KristianJ]

You do play cricket though, don't you?

[Johnny Canuck]

zigwah and zagwah.

[Yossarian]

You do play cricket though, don't you?

Yep.


zigwah and zagwah.

:lol:

[KristianJ]

Yep.


Plenty of odd arse grabs/pats after wickets are taken...

[Yossarian]

I know. :twisted:

[Yossarian]

zigwah and zagwah.


:-k

[zigwah]

zagwah would get flogged

[zigwah]

I'd back up mark

[golfer69]

Bump.

Crook golf..rum...Pelicans...its all good fodder for a stink.
Any altercations likely ?

[Courty]

Hot cart girl will take offense to some of Solarman's lewd randomness and give him a backhanded bitch slap!

[AndyP]

Could Ziggy make a guest appearance?

[Jarro]

AndyP and Blakey come to blows over the validity of the term "effective" when referring to tee-shots

[goughy]

Hot cart girl will take offense to some of Solarman's lewd randomness and give him a backhanded bitch slap!

Isn't that what he considers a 'come on'

[markTHEblake]

AndyP and Blakey come to blows over the validity of the term "effective" when referring to tee-shots

I agree with AP's definition.

[golfer69]

Ok let me throw this one out there.
Who do you NOT want to see win the champs ?

[Moe Norman]

golfer69

[AndyP]

Shannon

[PeteyD]

Some random.

No Henno so someone else has to say "I'd Plough That!" just as the cart girl walks back around.

[henno]

No Henno so someone else has to say "I'd Plough That!" just as the cart girl walks back around.

Ahh, good times. :razz:

[golfer69]

golfer69
Sorry mate..suggestions only taken from punters actually attending. Maybe next year.

[Yossarian]

Good expression.

[markTHEblake]

Who do you NOT want to see win the champs ?

Just, cos he would think that it gives him the right to give his opinion on stuff.

and the fact that anyone who plays a Par 5 on a Par 7 route and makes a 6 is a bloody cheat.

[golfer69]

Well it's sat morning after night one of the champs. A bloody good night but seriously the nipple gripping bloke really needs to give it a rest. If not there will be a serious ozgolf altercation and not one on one but about forty to one. Enough mate enough.

[Jarro]

That nipple gripping routine is getting a little stale.

Besides, Reenie isn't there ... it's more fun when she's the gripee :)

[TheTrueReview]

... A bloody good night but seriously the nipple gripping bloke really needs to give it a rest. If not there will be a serious ozgolf altercation and not one on one but about forty to one. ....

Geez, that sounds like a lotta fun. Not.

[markTHEblake]

Whats the odds that the nipple gripper is a frustrated bus driver?

[Iain]

Pretty good I'd say....

[golfer69]

bump.

[Jarro]

Briswesty to get pissed as and snot Hux fair in the nose

[AndyP]

There's not much chance of that, when Hux will see Westy putting a box next to him to stand on.

[Jarro]

Nudgee to really get the shits and strangle Ferrins with his crap-towel !

[dc68]

Me to knock out the 45th person to congratulate me on the win prior to teeing off.

[Eag's]

Bruce will belt the first person to call him Blake.

[haysey]

Courty to belt the next person to call him slow.

[goughy]

Me to step on someones foot with me big metal foot!

[sms316]

Courty to belt the next person to call him slow.
Like to see the slow **** try!

[Dotty]

Goughy and the crane at the scrap metal yard.

[Ferrins]

Me to knock out the 45th person to congratulate me on the win prior to teeing off.
I won't, you suck and have no chance, washed up has been,and there's too much new sandbagging blood to contend with. Also grab my nipple and your walking home

[nudgee]

Nudgee to really get the shits and strangle Ferrins with his crap-towel !

no way man - I wouldn't waste my crap towel..........

[kingslayer33]

no way man - I wouldn't waste my crap towel..........

Can't believe you only have one. :)

[damoocow]

bump...

all religions are cults and all rum drinkers are gay...

that should do for now...

[BrisVegas]

bump...

all religions are cults and all rum drinkers are gay...

that should do for now...

perhaps I just haven't realised yet?

[markTHEblake]

Damo. Technically point one is correct depending on ones definition of a cult and on point two,how do you know?

I think you need to try harder.

[damoocow]

perhaps I just haven't realised yet?

we all knew but didn't have the heart to tell you...time to come clean...you sure you don 't want to have a fight about it anyway?

[damoocow]

Damo. Technically point one is correct depending on ones definition of a cult and on point two,how do you know?

I think you need to try harder.

you're right Blakey - let's shortcut this...

Eags is a gay rum drinker...

[Eag's]

If you mean gay as in happy to be drinking my lovely rum, then yes, you are correct ;)

[damoocow]

If you mean gay as in happy to be drinking my lovely rum, then yes, you are correct ;)

I give up.....

Start your own fights people

[Eag's]

OK, how about this then....you call me gay to my face, I will crush you like a bug!!

[sms316]

You're a nurse ffs.

http://i55.tinypic.com/r22ds4.gif

[Yossarian]

OK, how about this then....you call me gay to my face, I will crush you like a bug!!

Into a bit of sadomasochistic behaviour eh eags?

[dc68]

A big ghey rum drinking Nurse

[Eag's]

You're a nurse ffs.

Wash your mouth out, I am no bloody nurse, I am an orderly coordinator thank you very much.

[just]

Eags
They were just projecting their naughty nurse fantasies on you. They're bourbon drinking gheys after all.

[Eag's]

I agree Just, lower class scum those bourbon drinkers.

[Jarro]

Hey that's going a bit far mate ;)

[golfer69]

Yeah mate, there's friendly banter and then there's just plain mean.

[golfer69]

bump

[jaybam]

bump

What are you implying dickie???

[golfer69]

What are you implying dickie???
Just the vibe...yeah thats it..the vibe.

http://www.michaeldvd.com.au/reviews/ReviewScreenshots/CastleR4c.jpg

[jaybam]

That lawyer is the best. The scene with the printer makes me laugh every time lol

[Yossarian]

I could be that lawyer.

[jaybam]

I could be that lawyer.

Nope he had personality ;)

[dc68]

Is he Dutch?

[jaybam]

Is he Dutch?

Are you trying to stir the pot mr Dc ??

[dc68]

Moi?

[jaybam]

yes you lol

[PeteyD]

Yes the photo copier. classic stuff. And how he tries to remember Mabo.

[Yossarian]

I think we have six months jaybam.

[Ferrins]

Ok...a Geoffrey Robertson hypothetical here....

Hypothetically if all the Ozgolfers were to get on the piss big time in the one place, and get a bit rowdy...which two are most likely to come to fisticuffs ?

Goonie and PeterRS would be arguing all night
Just and sms in Samurai blow up suits
DC and jaybam having a rap battle
Haysey and solarman doing dwarf or jarro throwing
shavey and courty mud wrestling

[jaybam]

Goonie and PeterRS would be arguing all night
Just and sms in Samurai blow up suits
DC and jaybam having a rap battle
Haysey and solarman doing dwarf or jarro throwing
shavey and courty mud wrestling

What are we rapping??? Presents?

[Ferrins]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okT3_Or69EM&feature=related

[markTHEblake]

I am happy to take anyone one, except Andyp and Senecio

[PeteyD]

I'd stay away from Jaybam. Unless I tag team my 50 yr old mate who he may be aware of

[TourFit]

I reckon Yoss & Rubin would be bitch slappin' each other because there can only be one ghey in the village!

[Ashes]

I reckon Yoss & Rubin would be bitch slappin' each other because there can only be one ghey in the village!

Don't you mean turkey slapping each other?

[TourFit]

Could be...depends on how much piss has been drunk.

Those two poofs will probably have a nice cup of tea afterwards. Now, if only they could find a tea bag!

[Marto65]

Watch out for Blakey ... he has a hammer.

[Lobsta]

Sms316 and Hooker.

Belly putters at 20 paces.

[jaybam]

Sms316 and Hooker.

Belly putters at 20 paces.

The only thing sms could win is a pie eating contest. Oh and who has had the most jobs in two years

[Jack]

That's pretty nasty Jaybam.

[jaybam]

That's pretty nasty Jaybam.

Like i give a shit

[markTHEblake]

Watch out for Blakey ... he has a hammer.

its very unlikely I would have a hammer if threatened with an altercation, the weight would be slow me down far too much.

[Jack]

That's pretty nasty too.

[Johnny Canuck]

Wjat's with angry jaybam?

[sms316]

***bump***

[Peter]

Who have you got in mind?

[sms316]

That nipple crippling prick

[dc68]

**** you ya fat ****.

[sms316]

**** you ya fat ****. Seriously, that rubbish isn't on. I'll flash my new undies at you if you start that again.

[dc68]

Please.....

[Peter]

The guy who started this thread has been a bit fired up lately.

[AndyP]

Kev and AndyP at around 10p Friday night.

[kev]

Kev and AndyP at around 10p Friday night.

:lol:

[dc68]

After the Broncos game is finished on TV? What would you guys have to fight about?

[kev]

After the Broncos game is finished on TV? What would you guys have to fight about?

Why do you want to watch the Broncos get thrashed again?

[shavey]

Why do you want to watch the Broncos get thrashed again?

Your pizza invitation has been revoked. They were just the loss(es) we needed heading into the finals.

[kev]

Your pizza invitation has been revoked. They were just the loss(es) we needed heading into the finals.
That's alright I didn't want your pizza anyway ;)

[AndyP]

Only one TV in this deluxe room you have? You've been scammed.

[golfer69]

Can you collect infraction points for Ozgolf biffo at the Champs ?

[AndyP]

No. Nipple cripples are 2 points though.

[golfer69]

No. Nipple cripples are 2 points though.
An extra two for too much exposed cleavage ?

[kev]

Only one TV in this deluxe room you have? You've been scammed.
You're the site owner, pull rank and advise everyone we're watching AFL :)

[PeteyD]

It won't even be on the tv Kev.

[AndyP]

An extra two for too much exposed cleavage ?
Especially if it is wobbling.


It won't even be on the tv Kev.
No 7mate. No Fox Footy? Worst. Motel. Ever.

[sms316]

Isn't AFL on ESPN8 - the ocho?

[LeftyHoges]

Me and anyone who gets in the way of watching Arsenal V Liverpool on Sunday night!

Come on you gooners!

[kev]

No 7mate. No Fox Footy? Worst. Motel. Ever.
+1. WTF kinda hick town are we in? ;)

[AndyP]

Have you confirmed?

[shavey]

Think there is at least two TV's in my room so we can watch twice as much league.

[dc68]

Ohhhh yeeeeah.



What the **** are you doing up at 314am?

[sms316]

sms316 and dc68

[timah!]

sms316 and dc68

Both want to pitch rather than receive?

[popper81]

Both want to pitch rather than receive? Hahaha

[BrisVegas]

sms316 and dc68

All will be revealed...

[Marto65]

All will be revealed...

Nipple cripples?

[timah!]

All will be revealed...

They have the same outfit?

[BrisVegas]

Festivities thread.

[AndyP]

AndyP and Lucastro. Wolly Park v Jindalee rivalry coming out.

Kev disappeared at halftime. soft!

[goonie]

No 7mate. No Fox Footy? Worst. Motel. Ever.

I got 7mate but no Fox sports 2 to watch the golf even thou it says Fox2